This is the official “Who did I miss off?” #sgtpepper2025 thread. I started the update with all the obvious ones last night but I’m sure there’s a few I’ve missed. Replying does not guarantee inclusion and please try not to come across as aggressive or entitled xxx

Fuck me. Just tried to watch There’s Something About Mary having watched it years ago and pissing myself. But no. Jesus.

There’s a band in the pub I’m in and they just can’t maintain tempo. Every song starts great but then it’s like a runaway train. Every song finishes about twice as fast as it starts. It’s like reverse Babylon zoo.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Because my cat won’t ever sit on my lap, my family got me this cat hot water bottle that looks just like her. It really works as well. Just like having a cat on your lap but you can get up and go to the toilet

It is time…

My wife has made me turn off the Christmas Would I lie to You. I can’t honestly believe they are showing it.

Amazing to think that all these people died in 1967.

Jigsaw progress day 2…

Oh fuck yeah What’s Up Doc

Sounds familiar…

Well. My son was pretty pleased with this…

On this day in 2016…

Has anyone got a spare triple A battery?

My kids are still fast asleep… Do I… wake them up??

He’s been. I’d give it ten minutes if I were you.

This is getting bad lads. I’ve eaten all the Christmas carrots…

And what?

Proper lol at this

We’ve finished all the Christmas wine lads….

If you consistently stroked your cat’s head to one side, could you make it have a side parting or is there something genetic that would prevent that?

This is the official “Who did I miss off?” #sgtpepper2025 thread. I started the update with all the obvious ones last night but I’m sure there’s a few I’ve missed. Replying does not guarantee inclusion and please try not to come across as aggressive or entitled xxx

I've stuck randomly generated conspiracies onto Matt from the Telegraph's cartoons to create "Tinfoil Matt" (Not AI, me writing templates, the good old fashioned way to do these things with a strong degree of authorship.) Follow @tinfoil-matt.bsky.social NOW.

Completely lost track of the days already and just remembered I’m supposed to be on Times Radio today from 2.30 talking about ten years of Sgt Pepper montages with the lovely Jon Harvey.

Few hours to go on this if you’re interested. Although tbh I think if I sell too many more of them I might start to lose money but whatever… www.kickstarter.com/projects/sgt...

My son took a really unflattering photo of me through the spy hole in the hotel door…

He’s spinning a web Of any size Gonna catch thieves Just like flies Spider-Man is coming to town

Please reply to this with something a conspiracy person might say, i.e. "Bush did 9/11" or "COVID Vaccines are programmed by Bill Gates to put nanobots into our blood and control our brains" or whatever it it is now. Yes it's for a thing.

I think I would enjoy boxing more if every match contained at least one complete wanker who deserves a beating. Merry Christmas.

The receipts

Going to York with the family this weekend. Anyone got any tips for things to do in York?

OK guys. The results are in. I have googled everyone on the list to see if they have ever publicly stated a like or dislike of the Beatles and here are my findings… (and the key again in case you want to check who's who)

OK guys. The results are in. I have googled everyone on the list to see if they have ever publicly stated a like or dislike of the Beatles and here are my findings… (and the key again in case you want to check who's who)

A friend has sent me this photo from the website of the Sandringham Estate. That fireplace looks *remarkably* familiar, doesn't it? bsky.app/profile/jame...

The receipts

Wow. Ten years. Millions of likes and shares. TV appearances. A book. This is literally the first person who has ever actually said this.

You'll probably get a good price on his childrens books this Christmas just sayin…

Just when I thought the book was complete, an incorrect naming has been pointed out… Can anyone tell me who this is, died in 2018?

Fleas Navidad.

I’ve just watched the F1 movie. Overlong, complicated, not enough action and ultimately decided by a confusing technicality about tyre choice during qualifying. Pretty accurate. I enjoyed it.

Honestly that fuckin kid is such a badass

THE CHRISTMAS BINS COLLECTION FLYER IS HERE LADS!!!!!1!

A loaf of cat waiting for me at the top of the stairs