I've added a preview panel on desktop version so you don't have to click through to the stories if you don't want to. Is anyone on a laptop who can just check if these take ages to load for me? (not on mobile) refukked.lovable.app

We have two remotes. One that does *EVERYTHING* and the other one where you literally just have to press a button to make the other remote work.

Two more Reform councillors gone. I think this is now the highest "gone per day" rate we've had so far… refukked.lovable.app

I love the bounce this got on analytics when I added the porn star! refukked.lovable.app

Nice little write up from the prodigious Matt Muir here… Lots of other stuff to read too.

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I actually changed the whole mechanic of this last night, removing the whole add crosses yourself aspect and just bringing the ex-councillors stories to the top as that’s the best bit and you shouldn’t have to scroll for miles or click a button to get to them. refukked.lovable.app

"Not now Andy!"

I'm hearing Keir Starmer doesn't want to turn up for his regeneration scene so Andy Burnham is just going to lie on the floor in a wig

As requested I have now added a link through to (where available) stories about how the Reform councillors lost their position: refukked.lovable.app

Last push for Manchester Fesshole gig - come to 53two - 7:30pm. I promise good times, well, you'll hear local fesses & learn about the people of Manchester. Got 21 submitted by the audience & normally it'll double that during the show and here are their names TICKETS - sites.google.com/view/fesshole

What was wrong with just pressing save when you wanted to save things? I hate that things just sort of save randomly whenever they feel like it automatically now. Sometimes I might not actually want it to save. Who is this feature helping?

Wesignation!

Another one bites the dust on your @christhebarker.bsky.social scorecard refukked.lovable.app?utm_id=97758...

We now cross live to Wes Streeting's leadership campaign HQ.

Don't say that Wesley, it limits your appeal.

Nothing says "security" like a big new house.

Is it time to get this out again?

Tinkered with this for far too long last night adding tickers and stuff. I think it’s finished now. Will only update as more Reform councillors leave. refukked.lovable.app

#TomorrowsPapersToday The New World: The Last Gasp

Been tinkering around in the background making a bingo card for ex-Reform UK councillors. If anyone has any suggestions let me know… refukked.lovable.app

Been tinkering around in the background making a bingo card for ex-Reform UK councillors. If anyone has any suggestions let me know… refukked.lovable.app

Roses are red Existence is fleeting Time is too precious To waste on Wes Streeting.

Genuine lol

I would get so bored shouting the same questions over and over

This week's @thenewworldmag.bsky.social cover

Anyone else got a fucking irritating cold that won’t go away and is making you tired yet also unable to sleep at night? Starting to get right on my tits to be quite honest with you.

It's the lecturn I feel sorry for. Probably got really excited for nothing.

Wes Streeting is already facing growing calls to stand down as PM

There it is!

YES

There’s a ticker on the news channels showing how many MPs have called for Starmer to go. When it gets to 69, the presenters gets to shout “way hey!!”

The thing about fast moving politics is I did a front cover yesterday that might be out of date by Thursday. This is reminding me of when I was praying for Theresa May to just hold on for three more days…

"I'd have to say The Best of the Guitarists"

Monday:

Dubbed “that fucking Union Jack man” more like probably

Whatever the question is, Wes Streeting is not the answer.

Don't know why they made a statue of the meme but they did.

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