It's "MAGA TV" on B3ta this week, which gave me a chance to hastily repost all of these in one go… b3ta.com/challenge/ma...

B3ta newsletter 962, out now "ASDA was named after its founders: Agnetha, Senny, Djörn & Anni-Frid" * PIGEON SONG - Yes, a song, about pigeons * IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Happy B-day Mario * 90s GIFS - Would it be B3ta without them? b3ta.com/newsletter/i...

Did someone say beveragino?

I mean we're ALL reading it as C3PO right?

Is it pay day for you? Have you been waiting til pay day to back this? If so, this was a helpful reminder. If not, what colour socks are you wearing today? or something like that… www.kickstarter.com/projects/dav...

"Sorry meant paedos not puffs"

This will blow your mind.

Here we go then…

I’m in big Sainsbury’s. Someone has their cat with them.

STARMERR!

What a glorious day. I might have swan for lunch to celebrate. Anyone want any?

Thanks everyone who pledged - LOST MOVIES OF HOLLYWOOD reached its target and Christmas will be wonderful again. If you'd still like to get this brilliant calendar, we're still open until October 7. www.kickstarter.com/projects/dav...

In other news, Attaboy Clarence! We did it! www.kickstarter.com/projects/dav...

Well, this is big news in the world of publishing that probably won't mean anything to anyone outside of publishing: www.campaignlive.co.uk/article/haym...

Couldn't get to sleep last night because my brain decided it was of huge importance to write lyrics to the theme tune from Fawlty Towers so here it is… (thanks brain)

Bugger me! Were nearly there! Thanks everyone. Still need a few more pledges to get it over the line but it looks like this might be actually happening… www.kickstarter.com/projects/dav...

Today I heard a Geordie saying “FYI”. That has been the highlight of my day.

This looks like a lot of fun, and some great design facsimiles too 😀

Couldn't get to sleep last night because my brain decided it was of huge importance to write lyrics to the theme tune from Fawlty Towers so here it is… (thanks brain)

Nearly halfway! Go on, take a look, I want this on my wall!

Wanna see BUSTER KEATON IN MOON? 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

The Beatles, mid-rapture

Just a reminder, none of this is normal:

The Lost Films of Hollywood 2026 calendar kickstarter is now live! Please consider backing this project so we can make it happen: Contains 13 original pieces by @quantick.bsky.social and myself. www.kickstarter.com/projects/dav...

Nearly got raptured, lads.

I can't believe I just checked the news to see if the rapture had fucking happened yet…

It’s too much liquid going into the baby!

It’s too much liquid going into the baby!

Wait. Tylenol is just paracetamol? wtf is he talking about?

Now do series three of The Tripods!

Just been adding some significant movie dates to the calendar…

I have to be honest, I was initially planning not to even include Charlie Kirk in my montage…

Has Rishi Sunak grown a beard? I swear to god I saw a bearded Rishi Sunak walking a golden Labrador in bushy park earlier this afternoon…

Top ten sitcoms I can remember at this particular moment in time in no particular order: Fawlty Towers Spaced Father Ted The Office Seinfeld The Thick of It Flight of the Conchords Detectorists Here We Go The Royle Family

What’s your sign?

This is nothing compared to what that are going to do when Trump eventually dies…

Did someone say beveragino?

It’s coming up to the time of year when you buy a new calendar (which you would know if you had a decent calendar…) From the mind of @quantick.bsky.social and myself, watch this space to find out how to be a part of it…

I’d just like to say a quick fuck you to the makers of squaredle for making my lunch break unnecessarily stressful. I played squaredle.com 09/19: 59/59 words (+28 bonus words) 📖 In the top 2% by bonus words 🔥 Solve streak: 82

It’s coming up to the time of year when you buy a new calendar (which you would know if you had a decent calendar…) From the mind of @quantick.bsky.social and myself, watch this space to find out how to be a part of it…

Does this mean we have to let one in now? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...