This is too confusing.. The official Marvel comics adaptation of the Bee Gees flop movie of Sgt Pepper… in French… www.flickr.com/photos/nerdc...

My daughter REALLY couldn't get why the commentator keeps referring to Bi Athletes.

Snowboarding is probably the only sport where it’s acceptable for a commentator to say “Look at that massive backside!”

When you get a notification that you’re featured in a Poke article and you’re like fuck, what have I said now..?

About half an hour ago Bowie brought a live mouse in and chased it all over the living room. I caught it under this Tupperware box and let it out in the garden. I brought the box back in. She has been looking at it and sniffing it ever since. Cats are stupid.

I hate reform but why are people believing this? The second picture is quite clearly photoshopped. Look at the door, look at the letterbox, what the hell is going on in the front window?

When you've been watching the winter olympics for ages as if you're an expert and then your partner asks you who's winning…

This amused me greatly 😂 especially the fox painting 😂 Thank yoooo @cheekybudgie.bsky.social

What do we reckon?

I'm doing a photoshop job at the moment and it's so annoying because if I do it well, it looks like AI and I'm like, I might as well have used AI because everyone is going to think it is anyway. I think I'm blatantly going to put a sticker on the cover of the book explaining that it's not aren't I?

Whitney appears to have fallen asleep face down in the gummi bears again #totp

Vader print is now up in my shop, brush marks and all www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/minim...

OK at 4pm - I'm going to experimentally stream a B3ta newsletter - that is read it out, click the links, talk about it. I'm not really thinking this is a thing I'll do often, more it's just try stuff and see how it feels. BE THERE SOON. www.twitch.tv/robmanuelb3ta

#tomorrowspaperstoday DEATHSTAR EXPRESS: How Alderaan explosion may be curtains for Keirnobi…

#tomorrowspaperstoday DEATHSTAR EXPRESS: How Alderaan explosion may be curtains for Keirnobi…

36p per 100 whatnow?

TV's Fern Britten once asked me if I was Colin. I said I was not (because I am not) and she looked disappointed and walked away.

Peter Mandelbrot. It’s just infinite scandals the more you zoom in.

On Saturday, with no warning, while not in use, the plug on our air fryer went bang and tripped the fuses. I called out an emergency electrician, he looked at everything, couldn’t diagnose the problem, replaced the panel…

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Has Mandelson defected to Reform yet?

Has Mandelson defected to Reform yet?

This shit should be fucking illegal.

Wet, woke, legalistic pettifoggers now is it?

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I mean this is bloody hilarious too. Well done IMDb users. Well done.

In the queue to get birthday helium balloons. There’s someone in front of me who appears to be planning a 43,251st birthday or something…

Some nice trolling from IMDb on the Melania listing…

Whoever gets the best shot of him just standing next to the word "ME" wins tonight.

Whoever gets the best shot of him just standing next to the word "ME" wins tonight.

It's my daughter's birthday tomorrow. Just photoshopped a card for her and sent it to my wife for approval and she said "That's very good. Is it AI?" ffs…

Watched the first half of wonderman. It’s great. More Better Call Saul than Avengers - even a black and white flashback episode. And Ben Kingsley really not phoning it in. But I bet it’s going to piss some people off.

liz truss has now been a podcaster for longer than she was prime minister

Last day in the office today. That’s probably enough to be getting on with…

oh god I also couldn't stop myself

I thought I'd get in on the action. You'll need sound up.

Tomorrow’s receipt…

This is only going one way…

This is nuts. The reason people are nicking them is because they can then sell them back to the people they nicked them off in the first place. There is surely no other market other than the victims.

Meanwhile, we return you to Reform UK HQ…