This is the contented face of the girl who just got extra Dreamies for catching the biggest fucking spider I’ve ever seen in the kitchen.

It’s live! Please do buy a copy if you can, I’ve put a lot of work into making it a nice object and the programs are genuinely fun and/or impressive

It was pointed out to me that it wasn’t possible to purchase more than one copy of the book. It is now possible to purchase more than one copy of the book. See link below:

It's just… Did they not think ahead? Did they not have a plan?

A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule

OK, going to have trouble paying rent again this month due to back injury. Would appreciate so much the spreading of my online shop to get some cool orders sent out next week. All signed. davidziggygreene.bigcartel.com

I've just seen the spliced Trump footage on the BBC and I'm not surprised he's annoyed. That's clearly been edited.

Accidentally just sneezed on my toast. I can't believe it, snot butter.

From the reaction this phrase got, I would imagine it's a phrase we're going to start hearing more and more. Ticks all the boxes for them really.

A teaser of the Trashtalk podcast with @countbinface.bsky.social about #sgtpepperx10 where we're talking about moral quandaries that were thrown up by #sgtpepper2021 Don't forget you can back the book now at chrisbarkerprints.co.uk Full podcast will be out tomorrow wherever you get your podcasts…

Such a shitty scam. Make a big pledge to a project then do some standard promo offer bullshit, then cancel the pledge when the creator doesn't bite. Just fucking rude.

Hooray! There it is!

Ten years to the day (depending on how you define the number ten) Count Binface talks Sgt Pepper with me. Episode out now… (Obligatory Kickstarter plug: chrisbarkerprints.co.uk ) podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

My dad wrote the message in my birthday card on a post-it “so that I could use the card again” Now, I’m all for saving the planet and everything but… is it just me or does something not feel right about this?

It’s my birthday today. You know how some people ask for donations to charity on their birthdays? Well, if you so wish, you could make a donation to the actors’ trust on my behalf (via my Kickstarter obviously) Here’s a piece about why I’m supporting them www.actorstrust.org.uk/news/the-sgt...

Right. What now?

Skip to a bit in to hear me obviously…

BRAND NEW TRASH TALK! Joining me on the podcast is special guest @christhebarker, the genius behind the Sgt Pepper obituary montages. Plus my guide to the greatest elevens on Earth! Get the full show here: podfollow.com/trash-talk-w.... And here’s a taste!

Ten years to the day (depending on how you define the number ten) Count Binface talks Sgt Pepper with me. Episode out now… (Obligatory Kickstarter plug: chrisbarkerprints.co.uk ) podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

If we could place a 2000km wide black disc on Mars, we could turn the whole thing into a giant poppy. Surely this is the incentive the British space industry needs?

Well that’s gonna go up an absolute treat later…

Another little clip from the Binface podcast where I discuss the impact of Covid and the problems caused by mask-wearing… with a guy with a bin for a face… Don't forget you can get the book at chrisbarkerprints.co.uk and you can hear this episode of Trashtalk wherever you get your podcasts…

Another little clip from the Binface podcast where I discuss the impact of Covid and the problems caused by mask-wearing… with a guy with a bin for a face… Don't forget you can get the book at chrisbarkerprints.co.uk and you can hear this episode of Trashtalk wherever you get your podcasts…

He put a semicolon on a plate.

A teaser of the Trashtalk podcast with @countbinface.bsky.social about #sgtpepperx10 where we're talking about moral quandaries that were thrown up by #sgtpepper2021 Don't forget you can back the book now at chrisbarkerprints.co.uk Full podcast will be out tomorrow wherever you get your podcasts…

This picture was the beginning of it All Going Wrong.

Ten years ago tomorrow, I posted this online at ten to midnight and went to bed. I woke up the next morning to discover three things: Donald Trump was now seriously president, I had gone massively viral and Lemmy had actually died in 2015... 1/11 chrisbarkerprints.co.uk

Bring back THE STOCKS?! Genuinely? Bring back the fucking stocks? Chuck rotten veg at people in the town square? 43% of Reform voters think that's a decent policy?

Friday

Those poor charities sitting at home waiting to see if the winner is going to give them their prize money and the other contestants going HA! You lose! Fuck you Cancer Research!

Just recorded a podcast that's gonna be bigger than Frost/Nixon…

Accidentally releasing the final episode of a tv show online early is actually worse than releasing a prisoner early.

One of the best things about my #sgtpx10 project is I’ve got to work with some of my favourite writers including @johnhiggs.bsky.social -author of possibly my favourite book ever- and also this great #drwho book which is currently 99p on kindle! (Also, please back my book: Chrisbarkerprints.co.uk )

Since the moment I saw the #zohran campaign typography, this is all I've been thinking of

Lads lads lads! Chrisbarkerprints.co.uk

Rejected signs included "Interrogation office" and "Investigation and meeting room"

I've only sold 3 books today. If this is Zohran Mamdani's communist future, I want no part of it… chrisbarkerprints.co.uk

So it turns out posting videos of you shitting on democracy from a great height wasn’t such a great strategy after all…

My maths experts have told me I need to shift five books a day for the rest of the funding period on chrisbarkerprints.co.uk to hit target so I’ve taken the unprecedented move of going on tiltkok and… LinkedIn… vm.tiktok.com/ZNdTnA3Nx/

I haven't seen New York this happy since the Ghostbusters defeated Gozer.

This'll be great and you should support it

I'll hugely miss seeing this every year but you can't fault @christhebarker.bsky.social 's reasoning. How wonderful to have created something loved by so many people!

Daughter said she was bored of her bedroom walls and wanted loads of pics of “cool stuff like Billie Eilish and David Bowie and stuff” so I ordered a pack of “loads of cool stuff like Billie Eilish and David Bowie and stuff”postcards online for a tenner… Isn’t it amazing what you can do these days?

Lovely write up of my #sgtpX10 project in the lovely @thepokeuk.bsky.social

Lovely write up of my #sgtpX10 project in the lovely @thepokeuk.bsky.social