Been meaning to read Hekate by @nikitagill.bsky.social for ages but definitely buying it now after her run in with the humourless today

People going on about Arsenal - PSG, as if it’s anywhere as tasty as Notts - Chesterfield will be

I award this 7/9 Evertons, good effort

Every General Election, Panini should bring out a parliament sticker album.

Am I doing this right?

DAWKINS: You idiots believe in God? ALSO DAWKINS: The Computer is alive. And it’s also my girlfriend

This game is like that Mexico-Portugal match in the Simpsons

"Street football is a global language, but spoken with a local accent" Out on 17 August via Pitch Publishing 'Street Football: The Real Grassroots of the Beautiful Game' stanchionbooks.com/products/str... #StreetFootball

Everything about that goal was tremendous fun

So after that feast of entertaining nonsense, we’ve got Spurs, and day off tomorrow? #cans

Liverpool are honking

Call Eileen Bilton #niche

Notts! Give me strength

Stop it Tranmere

Hazleton North long barrow was excavated 1979-82, rescued before ploughing destroyed it. The remains are in the Corinium Museum, Cirencester - I photographed the reconstructed chamber there. Some genuinely impressive galleries. Well worth the trip. 5/

Referee for Bristol City v Stoke City today is Ben Toner. In addition to his yellow card he uses magenta, black and cyan.

Ancelotti, Benitez, Lampard

Hooray, our World Cup 2026 Wall Chart is FINISHED 🥳 It's our biggest wall chart ever, an A1-sized shambles sullied by SIXTY wonky doodles. Dunno if competitions fly on Bluesky, but if you share this we'll send a couple of freebies out to some (un)lucky RTers x 🛒 noscoredraws.com/products/wor...

RECREATE the joy of buying cinema popcorn by pouring melted margarine over some polystyrene and setting fire to a £20 note.

Need research? Need words? Need a creator? Need a collaborator? Hit me up #Words #Football #Heritage #Place #Politics

@captainflack.bsky.social decent first day?

The dichotomy of that being never a penalty, but also a blatant Euro penalty. Maybe a bit like how you'd not really entertain herb crisps at home, but on holiday you're all over Oregano Lays

Stuff your Premier League. Stuff your Champions League. Top this:

Compared to last night this is genuinely like watching a different sport

My brother shared this in the family whatsapp so coming to a work place near you the best email ever

That check was a surprise, I’d assumed they’d agreed to do away with offside for this game

Has tackling been banned or something? I’ve had suspicions watching the Vale this season tbf

"In the UK we called it 'Boss Cat' because we had a cat food brand called 'Top Cat' which, of course, was problematic for a publicly-funded BBC. However, it was lost on nobody that, whatever it was called, it was basically just Sergeant Bilko with cats, and that is what unites our countries today."

‘I like this one. One dog goes one way and the other dog goes the other way.’

This would be like Roy Wood addressing a number 10 Cobra meeting . Why did no one stand up and ask " excuse me, who are you and why the fuck are you here"?

"Diana!"

@vocnorth.bsky.social seen this?! www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

This is why it's important authors read a lot, Murakami has no idea this has been done already

If you squint real hard you can see the exact moment when our cat jumped on the bed and meowed directly into my ear last night

NEWS! ‘Trampling to death pricks with rifles helps to keep their numbers under control’ insists African Elephant community

Typical of Nottingham Forest to continue working hard when others have downed tools.

Evening to my old pal @rafesher.bsky.social who would love this ale

It’s always worth checking to see if there was an outlandish science fiction movie on local TV the night before.

Duolingo Russian remains utterly bonkers. Another vital phrase added to my repertoire...

Ace pint of mild in the Royal Oak in Borough, lovely stuff

Mad fact... 42% of Labour Prime Ministers have had to fire Peter Mandelson.

@pieorama.bsky.social get in

Tranmere!

Would pay money to see them recreate the Bolingbroke/Mowbray non-duel of 1398 with @junkyardfool.bsky.social in the Richard II role

Crystal Palace win and West Ham even more in the shit. However, a West Ham win and they open up a 4 point gap from Spurs in the last relegation spot.