Merry Christmas one and all from Knobhead.

When they pitched Die Hard to me I told them I would only do it if they ditched the whole white vest thing. No one wants to look like a Texan.

Right wing press having a real normal one about this Christmas Day message. Does anyone think we should be spending £476m on cruelty towards vulnerable people? Watch it live at 3pm: youtu.be/lopMMkz0law?...

Trying to watch Raging Bull but...

All the best. Remember, a wool is for life, not just for Xmas.

Portly Sperm Whale is what they call YER MA down the boozer.

Tis the season

@ukefc.bsky.social a relative of yours?

100 new followers from a politics post. Me "You will now look at my cooking"

I've long theorized now that every viral "Bluesky is boring" Twitter post is made by those who are addicted to being rage baited. I finally found someone basically admitting to it. Also OP only lasted 2 days 💀

Setting out for Huyton with knobhead down the Woodhead pass to Huyton in a bit. Any road rage wankers are getting a bike chain around the canister and knobhead ripping their bollocks off.

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

“The longer I live, the more convinced I am that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.” - George Bernard Shaw

Listened to a few of the recommended albums of the year by several music publications. All shite.

I just tell my dad he's talking shite. How to navigate difficult conversations on immigration at the dinner table – video www.theguardian.com/society/vide...

The "Huyton Patrol" set up to guard "ArE wImMiN AnD kIDs" from Muslims and protect lampost flags have found some graffiti in their 3 weeks of night patrols . THANK YOU FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.

Be a shame if you had to interrupt that film for my evening walk lad.

Yes lad

FUCK OFF

Saw one of those auditors filming a couple of policewomen walking through Hillsborough this morning. May as well have worn a hi viz with the word "NONCE" printed on it.

For those against violence let me say we wouldn't have Nigel Farage if all the targets for his racism at the school had punched him in the mouth.

Staying with me arl dad over Xmas.

Digne out of favour at Villa 👀

Only us in. Perfect.

Fox hunting is a revolting sport. It's only survived in any form because it's done by ghastly, entitled, influential and aristocratic people who feel it's the God given right to charge about the place in silly costumes tearing animals apart for no good reason.

Going the moving pictures to see Silent Night, Deadly Night. Full Brian Norman review later.

I can see United trying to offload that Dalot in Jan. Avoid at all costs.

@toffeeman1971.bsky.social has a new business on the Leeds/Liverpool canal.

I see Chermiti scored

The only thing to salvage from this weekend is United getting hammered.

Bri's chicken stew

Yes, this is bog standard Trumper stuff: people who are just normal stroppy arseholes finding friends online and driving each other completely insane, alienating their own friends and family as they become increasingly wacky and difficult to be around.

Blacklisted as a communist film because it painted the capitalist system as unsympathetic. Heaven forbid.

@ukefc.bsky.social is Quinner and he still dresses the same.

As much as I've loathed the Tories my entire life we need a mini Tory revival to split the racist vote.

I'll have that

Arsenal yesterday were like one of those League 2 market town fanbases that get tanked up and unload every shite 1980s song at a big club in the cup.

Fair play to Smith and Jacks here. Giving it a go at least.

Anybody struggling to make ends meet in the UK right now: Aldi is selling parsnips, carrots, potatoes and swedes for 5p per bag (like 500g-1kg) at the moment. And Lidl also has sprouts at the same price (I think 500g).

Haven't seen a handball that inexplicable since Limpars in the Wimbledon survival game tbh.

Smith and Jacks a century apiece here and we're laughing.

I'd fill Jake O'Brien in if he wasn't a hard bastard from Cork with a head like a sledgehammer.

Don't realise how limited we are without KDH and Ndiaye until you see it on the pitch. Absolutely toothless.

BETO TIME !!!

much better by the blues this.