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I'm not one to blow my own trumpet (I've got yer ma for that) but my chicken curry is looking boss.

Sometimes it just works.

It's time.

Day before yesterday next doors cat brought a new mate to our back door for treats and cuddles. Today the little bastard blanked me in the street. The ultimate users.

Bizarre . He stood for Reform in St Helens to "represent LGBTQ people on the council" , that'll be the same Reform that are red hot on equality and diversity?

It's all yours Andy, lad.

When did this become "a situation" ? My partner sleeps at least 10 hours a night. Should I accept this situation won’t change? | Leading questions www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

I remember the then chairman of Warrington Town telling me in 2006 they were going for league football within 5 years. An absolute fantasist.

Great seeing joyful kids running around the woods trying to find these.

Lovely run that #runwithbri

Oh dear. Makerfield in Wigan has "Reform gain" written all over it. Absolutely reeks of Brexit.

That homemade fish pie was good enough for Jehovah.

That homemade fish pie was good enough for Jehovah.

Oh hello. Farage ‘bought £1.4m house after £5m donation from Thailand-based billionaire’ www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

When the Mrs is going to a beauty salon for a wax DO NOT understand any circumstances say "See ya later Tom Selleck".

Just fixed my sister in law's plumbing.

On today's move to the cuntry . He makes pillowcases out of bananas and she is a Feng shui consultant. They have a budget of £1 million and are looking for an eight bedroomed detached house for themselves and their cat Winston. PROPERTY NUST NOT BE OVERLOOKED !!

I'm in a bad place right now. Huddersfield

What a shithouse Streeting is.

Yes lad

Say what Mr Bluetrab?

Morning

I see yer da has been walking the dog off the lead again.

Absolutely no skin in this game but this is dreadful.

Go Hibs 💚

Calm down Toto.

Lovely run that #runwithbri

Scottish title could be decided tonight. Cracking togger fear in store.

Put some crisps in the shopping trolley and went to the cupboard to get a packet but couldn't find them. Asked the Mrs what happened to them and she told me she put them back on the Lidl shelf because 'we' didn't want them. #marriedlife

This has genuinely not been edited .

Lad

Put an item on Facebook market for £30 and got this .

The birds love these

Nothing to see here. Just a supporter of Adolf Hitler elected to Sheffield Council for Reform.

This day in 2016. Kula Shaker in Holmfirth.

I have an egg timer in the shape of a Dalek. When the time is up it says "eggs terminate"

Hope you're all ready.

Lad yes lad

1 million council houses within 5 years.

At this stage all the journalists stood outside Downing Street are going to rush the door and drag Starmer out to a burning Wicker Man.

Nice to get home and put your orange and burgundy new balance up.

Telegraph Exclusive !!! @zackpolanski.bsky.social doesn't return his trolley to the trolley bay after shopping.

Yes lad

Any St Helens Reform voters want a brisk discussion about politics ?

"lack of sunbeds around the pool on foreign holidays" is a main BBC story. I've never used a sunbed on a foreign holiday ever or sat around a pool. It's not something that girds my loins tbh.

"just that spot there, cheers lad"