Not sure about that line up

Thought Mrs was in a women's clothing shop so was stood outside changing booth for about ten minutes . Shop owner asked if he could help me so I told him I was waiting for my Mrs . "There's no one in there ,Sir " so had to sheepishly move along. Anyway, police interview at Wrexham station at 7pm.

Lovely that lad

What a lovely fella he was.

Oh I say

Lad

YER MA

Turned up in Llangollen for hotel , she'd booked for September 23rd next year. I'll take the rap for this.

He hasn't. I can guarantee it. I'm with Stewart Lee on this one.

This is genius.

We'll beat Wolves tonight. It's traditional for us to exit the league cup on penalties at home just as the fans are daring to hope.

Well I never had "paracetamol causes autism" on today's "the world has gone fucking batshit crazy" bingo card. Can we return to the good old days of trusting properly researched science and fascists being the bad guys?

Did it lay the nut on them !

Jack Grealish will be taken in the rapture . The best of us.

Didn't recognise the Tory spokesperson talking about small boats in TV this morning. They may as well have stuck a Tesco cashier on there and they'd have made as much sense. Reform are really benefitting from a dearth of talent and seriousness from the two traditional English parties.

Mrs "It's getting a bit chilly, should I put the heating on ?" Me in 4 layers and a dressing gown "NO, I have to own those wools on blue sky"

Mrs made me and me dad watch Married at First Sight. Dad watched it in silence sucking on his werthers so I knew what was coming. Mrs "good that wasn't it?" Arl dad" More like married at first shite"

Bingo

I can spot a bullshitter a mile off lad.

Geade A wool wear. Took a L on the first drop? Don't look back in anger www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/rema...

BBC news, 10 minutes on some vague Reform policy announcement, 2 minutes on Lib Dem conference. Sort it out you cunts.

Would be a shame if you dropped one of those crisps lad.

Lovely that lad #walkwithBri

Never understood why West Ham were so keen to let Moyes go but here we are ...

Parky this morning

Facts

I see @percytoplis.bsky.social found that "no haircut until we win 5 games" fella.

Prescient.

Brief Encounter. A tremendous film.

Birch services Manchester and @percytoplis.bsky.social nowhere to be seen for the prearranged straightener. He's finished.

CITY ,YOU BELLENDS

If Donnarumma is 26 then I can be a sprightly 35. Rules are rules.

Arsenal realised they're actually at home is it?

Someone should ask Gary Neville on these commentaries "So in your capacity as the worst Valencia manager in history what would you do now?"

Arsenal are absolutely shite.

Arsenal with absolutely zero options in midfield. Get it in the mixer lad.

Joe Corrigan would catch those corners.

Knew I should have had Haaland in my fantasy team . Went for a strategic decision to split my striker money.

Border collies are built differently! 👀♥️ #dog #dogday #bluesky #nature

Still think City are a better bet than Arsenal to stop the shite winning the league as will be seen today.

Surprised this has caused fuss. Absolutely nothing wrong with this.

What a change from yesterday #walkwithBri

Please sign this. Help our hares, who are in decline.

Lost my bus pass in town last weekend and someone handed it in yesterday after they'd used it all week from town to Southport. Don't know whether to be grateful or livid, cheeky twat.

Favourite 10 comedies Blackadder Father Ted Cheers Black books I'm Alan Partridge Curb your enthusiasm Fawlty Towers Spaced League of Gentlemen Taxi

Wonder what drew him to Columbia.

Greatest hits radio caller Abigail from the South of France who had just seen daughter Poppy off at Uni and is going to let Poppy's room as an air B&B to vegans is possibly the most middle class person ever to exist.

@ukefc.bsky.social LAD YES LAD

Jinx am I? How do you like those apples ????

Lovely that lad #walkwithBri