Peter Parker wears a gilet in Spiderman 2 #giletnews

Arl dad wants Sloppy out. You live to hear it. He's fummin'

Mad game that. Great stuff.

Gahahahahaha

YUURRRSSSSS

I was at one of those 3 City wins in 500 years at Anfield. 1981.

Affirmative.

Pep's body language when City are under the cosh is shocking.

Hat trick of dives for Salah today.

Dont know how City aren't in front here. Totally dominant.

Just discovered Jasper Carrott's real name is Bob Davis. Disappointing that.

Sheffield Wednesday are never scoring a goal again. The future will be 8 points a season all secured from 0-0 draws.

THE WEDNESDAY 🦉🦉🦉

Just seen a cracking Tranmere own goal by Philpotts on The Big Match.

City to shit the bed today ?

Lovely that #walkwithbri

YES LAD.

When's that morning walk happening lad?

Laura Kunesberg absolutely in her element with this Mandelson stuff. She'll be back shortly to ask Farage if he prefers kittens or puppies.

If Howe hadn't won the horse punchers their first trophy since the Boer War he'd been on gardening leave before Christmas.

Got these to remind me of YER MA!

Blimey, have we officially complained about VAR because our winning goal today is absolutely the sort of non incident VAR would have been screwed us on recently.

Watching Spiderman with his dad.

he date Everton recorded 37 points during the last five seasons 🔵⚽️ 25/26: February 7 24/25: April 12 23/24: April 21* 22/23: They didn't 21/22: May 19 *Points earned, ignoring deduction

@oggy72.bsky.social just saying lad

They've never bettered the original Spiderman film and Andrew Garfield is a shit Spiderman.

Up the "I missed the game but I can watch Match of The Day because Dyche has now fucked off" toffees.

Watching Wrexham's results because I couldn't cope with that faux-fairytale Hollywood bullshit every week in the Prem.

Had a nice nap and woke up to find out we've won. This is obviously the way to go in future, a totally stress free 3 points.

Mrs "It's nearly Valentine's day" Me "I bought you those gig tickets" Mrs "It's not on Valentine's Day though"

Spurs, why bother ? Just fucking fold the club.

5 mile tail back going past Huddersfield on the westbound M62, finally got to the cause of the jam and it was cunts slowing down to look at an accident on the eastbound M62. Absolutely wool behaviour of the highest order.

I see it's grey and drizzling again. Plus ça change.

Hate games at Fulham, just can't get energized by them at all.

I'd certainly wish Dyche on my worst enemy. You're welcome, Forest.

Because you've all been rude about my scran today.

Nothing to see here. Just Trump tweeting a video of Obama and his wife as monkeys. Carry on.

Yes lad

Only certain people can rock a gilet

Reform winning in Anglesey. Blow up the Menai bridge. Wankers.

Yes to enjoy scrolling tik tok for history, science and footy vids. AI had made it an absolute shit hole, can't tell what's real or fake. An absolute curse that thing.

#Everton @evertonheritage.bsky.social with Pat Nevin Signed my book! “Fuck off Mike, ya Wool!“ 😂

Absolutely fed up with winter now. Feels like it's lasted ten years. Need to get the Monitrex t shirt and shorts out.

What a cunt. Mandelson sought Epstein’s help in hunt for lucrative roles at Glencore and BP www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Imagine if a giant alien ray gun obliterated Liam Gallagher mid-song on stage leaving only his shoes.

Remember when they were going to sue Everton? Karma, you Brexit bellends.

Shouting loudly in English until Spanish locals understand what you're saying.

Nice packet of crisps you're eating there, lad.