Any Widnes wools up for it ?

Now we're talking talking.

Steve Clarke would make a magnificent Everton boss.

Morning.

Tuchel has the look of someone who asks if he can take your shopping trolley back so he can have the £1.

Poor this from the Stop The Boats FC

Jimmy Garner would be ripping these a new one.

Dixon just called Pickford 'Rashford' . Fuck the arl bastard off.

Any questions ? No? Keep it that way lad.

You know who you are.

You won't find a worst set of trabs outside Noctorum.

Woken up by a thunder, lets get that fucking downpour out of the way early .

Lovely run that lad #runwithbri

Knobhead loves a walk, absolutely lives for walking. Took him out at 6 this morning and he's been flaked out in the kitchen near the fan ever since. Won't even go in the garden to play with the hose pipe. ☀️☀️☀️☀️

It's not too late for Mykolenko to declare Scottish citizenship. They're lacking down that left wing.

Well, I never knew that.

Rise and shine wools

Steve Clarke is the glummest Human ever. He's what a South Park character called Mr Glum would look like.

Watching Scotland is giving me Everton at Anfield PTSD

Andy Burnham's Mrs once went on Blind Date according to the Mail. Have to admit it's not quite up there with taking £5 million from a crypto billionaire but any port in a storm, eh lads.

Saw this photo a few minutes ago.. England fans in America. When you see this.. in no way do I want to be associated with these morons. I’d rather England get knocked out than see this in the stadium.

Anyone in Stanley Park want it ?

Like an Everton home game this. All that's missing is the opposition goals.

95% of England fans at the World Cup has a Stop The Boats tattoo.

Richards never managed, Rooney shite manager, Shearer shite manager.....any chance of getting some half decent managers in for the half time punditry.

Shite that lad

Booked a little break for just me and Knobhead while the Mrs is visiting her brother in Devon. His arl legs can't get up the stairs into the caravan so I have to put him on a sheet and haul him up as if he's in a sack. He loves it.

Yes lad

Fella at number 18 put up a Facebook post saying scrap outside his if anyone wants up. Went up and absolutely leathered him all over the gaff. Not often you get an open goal like that though. 👊👊👊

Size of that rhubarb lad.

Lovely walk that lad #walkwithbri

Missed the first Scotland game, were they this shite against Haiti ?

Who's this commentator ? Fucking terrible...the atlas lions?

FFS Scotland

I see Scotland fans have been drinking beer and singing again. What cards they are

Now we're cooking.

This Restore bellend in Makerfield has made my morning. The towering fucking Texan.

Lovely run that lad #runwithbri

Lovely walk that lad

Me when the Mrs puts cheese on her Christmas cake.

I used to work for an organisation and the woman who owned it used to post anti-HPV vaccine information. A conspiracy loon who was actually killing people with her bullshit. I didn't stay long. What fantastic news this is though.

Kopite in the piss clinic just offered me a malteser.

Huyton standard customer service here.

I didn't know me arl dad had a twitter account. (I constantly have to explain the rules and tactics to me dad during the game btw)

How many other heads fell off when they discovered Tuchel's assistant is a Scouser? I'd never heard of him but his coaching CV is impressive. Fair play to him.

"Where someone has committed criminal damage, that can be dealt with using ordinary criminal law - Rather than using broad and poorly defined anti terrorism powers."

I suspect Makerfield will be delighted when the media army in their area finally move on. They'll be able to do their shopping without someone shoving a mic in their face.

Did Anthony Gordon touch the ball in the first half ? Genuine question.

Me arl dad has an ingrained dislike for Harry Kane for some reason he can't articulate. He's had a nightmare first half (me arl dad ,not Kane)