"Now here's U2" Nope, not on my wireless.

I'm not as paranoid as most blues but just rewatching MOTD and I swear the first remit on every Everton goal is "how do we disallow this fucker?"

Terry Hall knew #Legend

Horrible old Reform hag June Slater looks like @bagpuss.bsky.social

Managed to fill in @itsrustyblade.bsky.social today . For those of you who don't believe I deliver on my promises.

Arsenal result puts our draw at Sunderland in context . Mad that there was a full on fume because we only got a point there.

A nice comfy 2-0 home win. Most un-Everton like that.

Lovely 💙

BETO LAD

Willing Barry to get off the mark here. Think he'd improve massively once he's got that goal.

Yuuurrrssssss

Nearly got a Coppers baton on my canister then. I've still got it

Let's go #fuckukip

Some Nazi saluting cunts are in Sheffield today. Only one thing for it.

Made me chuckle. I used to work with two Nigerian fellas in Huyton who would do this to each other , funniest fellas ever. I converted them both to Evertonians and am still in contact with them regularly.

Predator goes woke . Predator learns that chopping off the heads of other species is wool and learns the true purpose of life is friendship. I've had enough ,I'm voting Reform.

Lots of pre film talking in this Predator showing . If they don't pipe down I'll be having a few skulls adorning my belt.

Woman with her kid at the entrance to the woods "Wait, let this old fella through" I turn around and there's no one there. The cheeky bint meant me. I'd have knocked her out if it weren't for her kid and dog.

Lovely run that lad #runwithBri

Just a reminder lads, go and get checked. Lower back pain (feels like ya kidneys), pissing more frequently or pissing more than once in the night, get checked!!! 💪

This is literally my goal.

Risking that Predator film tonight despite the trailer being atrocious.

Straight into these piggy bastards #WAWAW 👊👊👊👊👊

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The shopping bag has killed me.

We need Barry to get a full 90 mins tomorrow and Dibling to get minutes . All this project bollocks needs binning. If you pay top whack for potential get them on the pitch, there's enough experience out there to balance it out.

Busted.

All from a Twitter spat. Fair play Wednesday.

Labour: "We couldn't possibly begin negotiating with the EU to eventually rejoin. That would make the next GE all about Brexit." Reality: "Yes, and so what? At the moment everything is about immigration, and you are LOSING very VERY badly indeed."

It was North Face central at Hillsborough last night. Currently in discussions with a view to declaring North Face wool.

Lad

Reform Council "We can't put up Xmas lights this year because of the flags on lamposts" Reform supporters " it's because it will offend Muslims " This is genuinely happening.

Bri's chicken korma with home made bread. So good it should be a crime

Again, YER MA.

In my line of work "challenging role" is always code for "getting your fucking head kicked in" and I must get twenty e mails a day. Not at my age lads. Fuck off.

Lovely that lad #walkwithBri

Neighbours gave invited us to their 18 year old daughters birthday do. They must really hate us.

Off for a walk in the woods with knobhead . Always take a gripper and a bag for plastic bottles and cans but Beckham gets the Knighthood.

I can't get beyond 1905 with this so if Reform are going to send me packing I choose Tuscany.

Evening Blues. My lad can’t make it on Saturday so I have his junior ticket (up to 17) going if anyone wants it. Will need to be a member for me to transfer it. It’s in 201 in the west stand. Good news is that it’s free, bad news is that they will have to listen to me say ‘for fucks sake’ 235 times

Anyone going to this ?

Fuck me it's warm. I've taken my coat off so I'll feel the benefit later.

Norwich seem to lack the fundamental skills of togger

Yes lad

I'm too close to that drum cunt for comfort here.

Come on Wednesday . Straight into these gilet-clad Alan Partridge carrot munchers.

GAME ON !

Bang fizz squeeeeeeeee bang crackle crackle fissssssssssssss bang veeeeeeeeeeee whooooooosh bang bang bang bang BOOM wheeeeeeeeee pop pop pop pop.....

That new Predator film looks dreadful. Shame.