Very sporting of us to give head some t20 practice ahead of next month's world cup. #thecricket

Fuck off to city you half arsed wa...yuurrrrssssss

Right, these useless bastards won't sit in the pissing cold and boo themselves, mores the pity, so I best get on. It is quite exciting to see if we can make it to 1/3 of the season without a win, or anyone in the press calling for iraola's head.

In completely normal music news, huw just played a song by corinne Bailey rae that sounded like she was fronting huggy bear rather than releasing another easy listening jazz tinged hit

Good grief #WhenTaken #680 (07.01.2026) I scored 614/1000🎗️ 1️⃣📍8.4K km - 🗓️16 yrs - 🎗️74/200 2️⃣📍5.5K km - 🗓️35 yrs - 🎗️18/200 3️⃣📍1.4K km - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥈147/200 4️⃣📍9.8 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200 5️⃣📍3.5 km - 🗓️13 yrs - 🥇176/200 whentaken.com

Wordle 1,663 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Tubedoku #160 🔥 Streak: 3 🕒 7:36 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩 tubedoku.com

Good fucking grief

Now bazball, now .

Gorn fuck off you crying cheaty cunt

And well... to bed

Magnificent. Over rely on pace with bowlers who are always injured and / or just plain shit and then watch as you over bowl your always injured captain as a result. #thecricket

Declare you cowards, you've already got enough to win by mid afternoon #thecricket

Just bowl at his stupid fat head, the fat stupid head #thecricket

This will be over by the time we wake up so for the last time until December 2029 , SEND THEM HOME THE USELESS CUNTS #thecricket

Good lord. Channel 083. Ive watched it and written to Mary Whitehouse so you don't have to.

Its the 1970s channel \○/

Proper old school game on on

West ham are funny

Hugely entertaining goal for nottS forest there

Down to 7 cars in my embryonic what car shall we get spreadsheet. I am almost priapic with excitement

Today's player that appears to be made of slightly out of date biscuits is *draws shirt number from tombola* Number 19, Justin kluivert Ffs #afcb

Oh its stopped.

Its sort of "not really but maybe a bit if you look hard enough" snowing

Gah! #WhenTaken #679 (06.01.2026) I scored 757/1000🏅 1️⃣📍1.5K km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥈152/200 2️⃣📍4.2 km - 🗓️16 yrs - 🥈167/200 3️⃣📍1.4K km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥈158/200 4️⃣📍168 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200 5️⃣📍677 km - 🗓️42 yrs - 🥉80/200 whentaken.com

Wordle 1,662 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Tubedoku #159 🔥 Streak: 2 🕒 4:00 🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 tubedoku.com

Useless pricks #thecricket

Hoist by my own petard. You rotters.

New Lucy worsley on bbc2 \○/

Cambridge v Oxford again. #universitychallenge

Celebrity #mastermind Two things Xmas tv scheduling finished last Friday Bit part reality show contestants arent celebrities

Had a pre-therapy chat with work EAP thingy today. She's recommending psychodynamic therapy. Bit jazz free form, bit Freud, seems more Jimmy than Paul. Which is fine as long as I don't end up pushing my dad off a hill.

Thats 11 games without a win, what can we do to keep fans spirits up? Any ideas? Well, we could release a limited edition glow in the dark kit?

Starting to think suralex was an outlier

Some solid guesswork until Q4 #WhenTaken #678 (05.01.2026) I scored 852/1000🏆 1️⃣📍761 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇176/200 2️⃣📍457 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥇175/200 3️⃣📍572 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇180/200 4️⃣📍3.8K km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥈130/200 5️⃣📍189 m - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥇191/200 whentaken.com

Roooooooooooooootttt. He cant stop scoring hundreds in Australia. And to bed.

Get a wriggle on rooty

Tubedoku #158 🔥 Streak: 1 🕒 3:08 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 tubedoku.com

Well i thought id give it an hour or whichever of brook or root made 100 first.

Brute of a ball but you still cant trust snicko. That spike was about a ft after it passed the bat Now. Will anyone hang around long enough for root to get to 100?

Oh come on

Be lucky to get to 350 here now, despite swann's insistence that 550 was easy to reach on this pitch.

Which of these will get out pointlessly fi...ah

The richie benauds! Fancy dress we can fully get behind

Ooh bonus pre-bed cricket.

All back to work in the morning after an extended break are you? Only yourselves to blame.

Always good to have some magic from Caroline. An egg but will become a chick or sprout?. Yes farm magic but what to call the chick? @carolineartist.bsky.social