Wilfried Nancy's Celtic

The Grand old Duke of Marlborough Got himself in a bit of a tangle Born with a silver spoon He was partial to a wank and a strangle www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Roald Amundsen, Antarctica, December 1911

The Cunt Who Ruined Christmas It's like a toddler proudly showing you what they've done in their potty.

Zarah Sultana is a dreadfully bad campaigner and communicator. She manages to take a cause most decent people would agree with and make a spectacular arse of getting people onside. Every time. Palestine Action supporters shouldn't be in jail. They're not actually on hunger strike.

She wasn't that great when she soiled the seat of my mother's taxi then kicked off when asked to pay to clean it. Or when she regularly gave it "do you know who I am" to get out of settling food bills. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Not Buck Rogers! I didn't know he was still alive tbh

Wilfried Nancy has actually posted this on X after saying "I don't need to prove myself to anyone" in a press conference today. He's winding Celtic fans up. They want him sacked already. He doesn't have a clue what he's taken on. They'll beat Dundee United tomorrow night but if they don't...

ODFO www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Just spotted the Frog faced cunt in Rymans buying a shredder

Things are creaking at the seams for Eddie Howe's NUFC. He's questioned the mentality of his players. His defenders injured because he's ran them into the ground. I take no pleasure in observing it but his career peaked 18 months ago & it's been coming. He was given far too much control at the club.

Looked out the old indestructible Hoka Gore-Tex walking slippers. Picked up the wreaths from my farmer pal & took them to the cemeteries. Found lense cleaner attached t inside of the inside pocket of my 'photographers field jacket'. Took a photo of some steaming manure under the morning sun.

- 2 foods that absolutely must be on your Christmas dinner table please. - 2 foods that must not get anywhere near your Christmas dinner plate please.

Remember when we all went through that Harris Tweed phase?

Go to bed Man United v Bournemouth, you're drunk.

Bloody hell.

As a Union man through and through, I've rarely seen a Union read the room so badly as the BMA. Aye, let's just give every public servant backdated pay rises to when they were at school.

Now then... 😁 WALLOP! youtube.com/watch?v=mLUs...

A very diplomatic Martin O'Neill has been on Talksport for over an hour. He wasn't asked to stay on. He idolises Peter Lawwell, trusts The Board, has called out the Green Brigade & their fans who disrupted their AGM. Egged on by White & Jordan. W Nancy refused his offer of a handover on each player.

That Bondi Beach terrorist attack is grim. It sticks out because you don't hear about shootings in Australia. I heard on their radio over the weekend Australia introduced severe gun laws after Port Arthur mass murder in '96. Like Scotland did after Dumblane.

I've just got around to finishing race across the world. I wasn't even going to bother. I wouldn't let the organisers plan a trip to the Asda. There's far too much sob story & far too little travelling. I'd quite like Anita Rani's dad Bal to adopt me. The Kemp siblings. Aye, the Kemp siblings!

Let the meltdown begin. No Celtic manager has ever lost his first 2 matches. He's lost his first 3 including being played off the park by St Mirren in a cup final.

Wilfried Nancy has Russell Martin posters on his bedroom wall.

HAHAHA! St Mirren 3 - 1 Wilfried Nancy's Celtic in the league cup final

Kasper Schmeichel selling a goal in a cup final

Wilfried Nancy's Celtic! (waaaay too early)

Peter Drury is the absolute worst person to be commentating on this non derby.

Jesus. Remember when McMoomins used to have the whole North East on toast by claiming the Sunderland and Newcastle teams were basically in the same city? Now Durham has been lumped in with them. Incredible.

Who knew that pointing out Sunderland v Newcastle United isn't a derby would initiate similar fume to calling Michael Jackson a wrong'un on the old bird app? Can you mute your own threads on here?

I got in last night with a kebab but decided I wanted hot morello cherry pie and cold custard. I've just been for a walk - even the urban gulls and crows won't touch cold donor meat.

Isn't a derby 🧐

He must think people are stupid. Oh, wait! He's tragically bad at this coup nonsense. The ball is entirely in his court. Stand for election as an MP once a seat is available or haud yer wheesht, man.

Morning campers 😎 open.spotify.com/playlist/6yt...

Incredible bravery. Give that man the keys to all of the free world.

Home. Pished. Best at George 🙋‍♂️💃

Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, and Grubb, led by Captain Flack raided Poundland before their stop the boats march in Dover this afternoon. Won't someone think of the lampposts?

Benched Dewsbury Hall. Started Chalobah. Thanks Everton 🫶

My top 5 gigs of 2025: Air - in a big top, North Berwick The Beta Band - Barrrowlands Mogwai - QMU, Glasgow Shack - St Luke's, Glasgow Edwyn Collins - The Queen's Hall, Edinburgh

Under 10s. Pitch too big and absolutely sodden. Parents on both sides of the pitch shouting "tackle him", "harder" and "intae him". Dogs, small kids & umpteen balls on the pitch. They're freezing & blowing out their backsides. No coaching or fun to be seen. Every week.

Huey really is unrivalled 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Curry and beers with old work pals tonight. I think I'll get a big settle on this afternoon and watch Zulu for the penultimate time this year.

Gene are touring next year? Why did none of you rotters tell me? Olympian is an ace album.

FIFA claims 5 million fans have registered for World Cup tickets and will use that to justify the outrageous ticket prices. They're horrible gits enabled by the orange sack of shite. I'm seeing loads of Premier League fans not realising that it all started in 1992 & their own clubs have been mugging

Morning Respond with an appropriate gif... The man pretending to sleep. The couple behind him pretending to join in because she's terrified. The man in the Mac sneaking away. The scruffy narcissist doesn't see any of it.

Frankly boeuf.

Likkle Yaxley Lennon finding out he's got £103,000 to pay for legal costs for the kid he libeled. You love to see it. Let the next grift commence.

Which Paul Smith wallet did you have? I held onto hope this was in a box somewhere for a good few years but I moved house 2 years ago and now think it's gone. Was only ever used when 'going out'.

I think this is the only Limmy sketch I've ever found funny. youtube.com/watch?v=3ZsC...