When asked for comment, the officer said, "gjdttujggjttyhjjhgg"

Osimhen! 😁

I've not long put Real Madrid v Benfica on after watching I Swear (⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐). 2 things: I hope Vini scores a last minute worldie winner. Steve McMannaman would put a glass eye to sleep.

How does he sleep at night?

Mike Ashley:

I couldn't care less what the orange mess across the pond has been saying. I know he's done thing. I've seen the headlines. I refuse to click on them for my sanity. If getting angry & shooting social media made any difference, I'd do it every waking hour & we'd all be running the shitshow long ago.

WELL, WELL, WELL... #whatafuckingvideo youtube.com/watch?v=ltP7...

Household recycling is a scam. I've said it for a decade. There's money to be made from it by the odd Council that gets it right but that needed wise investment upfront & not getting into bed with the wrong companies. Most of it goes to landfill. Admirable doing our bit but pointless in most cases.

Evening @hills71.bsky.social @dano1883.bsky.social These arrived today for my nephew. He's 2 in April. Unfortunately they're too small. They're free to a good pair of trotters if they'll fit either of you?

Hiya @hills71.bsky.social @dano1883.bsky.social - still best at daft looking Nike walking slippers? 🙋🏼‍♂️😎

I'm no conspiracy theorist and I haven't got around to checking but I've yet to see conclusive evidence Grimshaw isn't in #thefiles I made the mistake of putting it on while pottering. 70% of his show is Cloudusting, a feature given to him in absence of a personality. 30% reading shit messages.

I'd let Brigette Philipson SEND me to the back of the class, AMIRITE?

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Morning Monaco - What Do You Want From Me - 24 February 1997 - Reached #11 in the charts. I'm a little too giddy about getting the bedding & towels dried on the line today 🌞🫡

Anyway, have some Teenage Fanclub with the late Alex Chilton covering Eddie Floyd. Imagine not loving the fannies youtube.com/watch?v=0yLN...

Name a cover of a song you love more than the original. youtu.be/RvCYMeY0CEE?...

Brendan Rodgers looking like a giant freckle holding a gun while celebrating Saudi Arabia's founding day wasn't on your Monday bingo card, was it? No, it isn't AI!

Has the curling 🥌 finished yet?

I keep saying I don't worry about my age but where the hell does time go?

It's impossible to escape the 'poundshop Man United' comparisons. Make no mistake, that divvy Luke Edwards has been fed these lines directly from the top of the club. The Saudis appear to have turned the other cheek to NUFC.

Things that never happened #375985425

Solo Monday lunchtime pints. Bliss!

Lovely stuff

Be less Spurs and more Declan Rice is a good mantra to live your Monday by. Look at the state of the scruffy get with the phone.

Morning. I think it's a Japanese version of 'My Guy' that's on the wireless while I ease myself into Monday with a double espresso in my scratcher #lovelystuff

Gordon Brown really shouldn't have apologised for calling that bigoted woman a bigoted woman. That's when it all started to unravel for him. I'm not religious but his devout religious conviction leads him to be as honest as the day is long.

This >>> watching the shite Barclays on offer this afternoon.

I've just seen a bio on here that sayw 'partial to good craic'. Aye, you're definitely not good craic. A non Irish person anaw.

I hope the Green Party wins in Gorton & Denton because Labour have no chance & the alternative doesn't bear thinking about. From afar, they're tragically bad campaigners, massive hypocrites & guilty of many of the things they accuse Reform off. They can't answer this.

Huey opening with The Pogues. As a lapsed Prod for some 38 years, I didn't sign up for this!

5 years ago today my mum died. I'm okay but those covid funerals weren't normal at all. I didn't grieve at all at the time & only realised it last year after my dad died. Double whammy. Nearly broke me. Give them a squeeze if you can. It's later than you think.

Gilles P's Saturday afternoon on a Sunday morning. It's revolutionary. A wonderful Chicago special this week 🥱🙌🏼

Caught cheating again.

Has the curling finished yet?

Motherwell are the best team to watch in Scotland by a distance. A low bar etc. but still, it's some job their young Danish manager is doing #monthebaldies

If his nickname isn't 'About', his team mates have no magnificence in their souls.

I see Scotland broke England at #theeggchasing the other week

Send that cunt.

Best at watching the men's 50km mass start cross country skiing?

Here. Every single person who is happy to see Andrew thingymabob and the Monarchy getting rumbled should put exactly the same effort into outing the nonces & nonce protectors in positions of power at the established Churches or they're just massive hypocrites.

That Simon Jones divvy from BBC News who normally camps out at Dover angrily pointing at drowning migrants looks dead upset to have been sent to Windsor to report on the actual nonces.

Morning 😎 youtube.com/watch?v=XcMN...

"We got 2 turntables and a microphone" WALLOP! 💃🏼 youtube.com/watch?v=c5M3...

Remember when you went to the pub and every other man had a different colour Lyle & Scott v-neck golf jumper on? That must have been 20 years ago!

Fancy a holiday to Europe by train in 2026? (1) Discount code SEAT61OFF gets £61 off a Byway rail holiday booked before 31 March, travel any time. www.byway.travel?utm_source=s.... (2) Free 1st class upgrade on some trips if booked by 26 March - panel at the top of Byway home page has the details.

I know y’all seen me to do the skeleton,,, but I also did the four man Bobsled. The last of the Olympic Bobsleigh races start shortly and go through the weekend,!!! USA USA USA SLEIGH all the way,!!!!