If Leeds don't sing Ampadu in an Olivia Newtron Bomb style they're missing a trick.

Finton Catapult.

I was in Beresfords before @atw1062.bsky.social . Salt and Pepper Chicken kebabs and pork sausage for Sunday morning butties.

Cunt just paid for a shawarma with his fucking watch. I hate Bristol

I've recently added Billy Connolly to my impressions catalogue. He joins Sean Connery(as Henry Jones) and Kevin Webster "Alright Sssal!". Form a queue ladies.

Latest episode of The Pitt. Wow 😭

The footy shirt nonce's have gone early this year I see.

What a fucking club.

The game has gone. Billionaires exploiting people’s generational commitment to a club that in reality no longer really exists.

Snooker Legends no. 2 Jimmy White and Dennis Taylor Crucible, Sheffield. World Championship QF 1993

I recently purchased a copy of Loaded mag from Vinted. December 97. It really was a different time. There's an advert in the back for a "Smokers Weekend" trip to Amsterdam £39.99!!!!

You've deleted the main man? @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social

Full family there looked like they'd been dipped in glue and rolled through the Forest Club shop.

Update. Someone has found some recorder music on Spotify and is playing an eerie medieval madrigal every time he gets up to go to the printer. 10/10 #Bayeauxbantz

It's your Sons Mumford, something's gotta be done about your Sons!

Take. My. Money.

Reform is just two Tories in a trench coat.

Pele scores at Goodison Park:

Birkenhead!!!!

😍😍😍😍

The dichotomy of that being never a penalty, but also a blatant Euro penalty. Maybe a bit like how you'd not really entertain herb crisps at home, but on holiday you're all over Oregano Lays

Absolute Gazprom this.

It would appear being a cunt has caught uo with Billy Moore. Oh dear..how sad! 🤣

Some game of Joe Palooka this. #thesnooker

My three for tea. Dead or alive edition. Kathy Burke Mani Peter Reid What's yours fellow Bskyer?

If it's a City v Chelsea final does the European place go to the league? Should Chelsea qualify via league position 👀

No sponk or pubes 6/10

Typical of Nottingham Forest to continue working hard when others have downed tools.

I put the World Cup next to our telly two days ago and the LHO still hasn't noticed.

Me and the LHO have just had a row over whether we'd be any good in RATW. I think we've answered our own question.

In Quantum of Solace, Bond had to stop an evil organisation from gaining control of a country's water supply, and over charging for it. This was 2008.

Numero Uno.

Rain, Portland Street crossing Oxford Road, Manchester, painting by Rob Pointon.

Happy Mondays at Blackpool Winter Gardens you say? Hmmmm. Interesting.

That's how I'm rolling.

DZUH ROVUZ!

I see another club have missed a trick by not giving Harry Winks the number 40 shirt.

Eggy Ferry Choosdee!!

Vernon playing Blue Oyster Cult. Fuck yeah 🤘

FAO @iggypopbarker.bsky.social

50 years ago to the day, Harrison Ford films his confrontation with Greedo in the Cantina Set on Stage 6 at Elstree Studios, just outside of London. Warhol Blasters T-shirt > tinyurl.com/yeeknhnm

Devil Wears Prada 2. With Meryl being all wicked? Yes please.

I see your all still concerned about 11 millionaires.

Tranmere Rovers types, can I pay on the gate or at least buy a match ticket on the day?

Campari at it with Evans 🤣🤣🤣

Cherki ar la!! #motd

We've reached the time on a Sunday evening where I either head up the wooden hill or get more cans. What say you the viewer ? Answers on the back of SAE.

Maurice and Robin Gibb halfway through writing Saturday Night Fever

Nearing the end of the first series of The Pitt. Great, great television.

*drops mic