I'm at an age where I can't be arsed seeking out new bands. It's easier to wait for them to make it and pay a oner to listen to them sing through an auto tuner at a football stadium. God I'm old.

Kevin Bridges on Romesh talking about performing in America. The highlight being a fella shouting out the name of a Clydebank ice cream parlour in Carnegie Hall 🤣🤣

ememberi Norman ollier who ied on is ay. est in pea

Morning you lot. Six hours coalface then home for a bit, possibly a snooze, then pints. Enjoy uour weekend you rotters!

Bruce Foxton has a pint with Rick Buckler in 1982

Put Kathy Burke on the Fiver!!! ✊️

Andy Reids ears!!!!!! #thefootball

TalkSport seem to like telling you they're Live from Cheltenham..whilst talking about every sport bar Racing.

Vic and Bob needed a Boost in 1990

Tarbuck gone from Radio 2. Another quality broadcaster set to be replaced by a "comedian" no doubt.

How does Mr Miyagi relax? He whacks off!!!

Snoopy and his mob at Smurfs (A)

👏👏👏👏

"Johnny Giles..Leeds and Eire.."

"I've only got two!" 🤣

Hoping for (brackets) here #spursy

I await the furore and governmental inquiries over Galatsaray fans no being allowed to travel to Liverpool

Joey Barton hey. He'll never learn will he?

Bloody Thatcher!!!!

Eccles has been taken!

@johnstafford72.bsky.social ✊️

I'm on a train. I bought some hog roast sausage rolls from M&S in Lime St. There's a bit of a smell off them, the entire University of Liverpool netball team has Sat around me. FML.

Morning you lot. No coal face today. Enjoy your day and do what you fancy.

The Dewan on Argyle St . Walked in one night as you could have a late pint . Dennis was just sat in the fish tank minding his own business . Hes got a stutter . " Alright Denny , has it going ? " " Fffffffff fine Ebbbbo " Fancy a pint ? " Yyyyep get tttthhh waiter to bring it over "

Went to a funeral today where it was mentioned in the eulogy that the deceased ended most Saturday nights by diving into the fish tank of an Indian downtown when Miltons chucked out. Any ideas? @stever62roberts.bsky.social @harrymcnally.bsky.social

Bought a 90s Sprayway of Vinted for 20 quid. *makes can pipe *buys £7.50 of rocky

Death,Taxes....and some cunt turn right at The Swan. #peninsulachat

Happy birthday to Betty Boo. Here's a reminder of the time she rapped with Public Enemy in the McDonalds at Shepherd's Bush back in 1987 (look out for the unimpressed manager!)

Not a great deal of sympathy for Spurs on my timeline 🤣🤣🤣

My Guinness Nitrosurge is being delivered tomorrow. To the regiment!!

Glorious on the Leisure Peninsula. Spring is on its way!!

1991: Sports Bags, Holdalls and Back Packs from Argos (+Head "Monte Carlo" Ladies Holdall; Puma Trisport Holdall and Shoe Bag; Adidas Tournament Holdall; Head "St. Tropez" Holdall; Jaguar Sports Bag; Head "St. Moritz" Holdall; Gola Team Bag; Puma "Thunder" Holdall; Hi-Tec "Zicon" Holdall, and more)

I'm all over this Vinted thing. Finger on the pulse me, you lot wanna catch up!

Drive to Survive episode four, they're rounding on Horner. You love to see it.

The DOC at *checks notes* Radcliffe Borough blows my mind.

Janey 😍😍😍😍

Been and put 25 quid in the car before the price goes up. *stitch that Martin Lewis

Still got the footy on. By christ they spout some shite don't they.

Happy Araf to all my Welsh friends #ysgol

People these days forget that Ozzy Osbourne's 'No More Tears' was inspired by Johnson & Johnson baby shampoo. #Brits

Wrap it up now Sha!

Tim Burgess will not come out the toilet cubicle...this is not a drill!!

Burgess is off his cake.

Scab

Iron-man!!!!

Harry has got Peter Reids kecks on #thebrits

Northumberland Police horses rallying round.

Morning you lot. Six (despite being badgered to do twelve) hours at the coalface then pints,bets and chippy tea. Enjoy your day gang..its important.

I won't believe the Greens have won until John Robb is interviewed

They've changed the packaging and sizing of Orange Club biscuits and for me it's a change for the better.