🎵If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me?🎶

You are what you eat, or as I like to say, nom-nom-nominative determinism

The question people aren’t asking Farage: so, if you weren’t a racist when you were at school… when did that change?

I wonder if I spent all day, every day, for years, calling Graham Linehan - or the judge - a nonce and then, when I saw him in the street screamed it in his face and smashed his phone, would a judge find I had done no harassing? And that's not even factoring in the age of his victim

BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling. 🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states. This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺

Everything is either cake or A.I. Sorry. I don't make the rules.

An irritated Nigel Farage said he would never racially abuse someone ‘in a hurtful or insulting way’, which raised more questions than it answered – 23 top responses. www.thepoke.com/2025/11/25/f...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it saw someone from work on a Saturday.

a glitch on my phone has turned flight mode into fight mode & it’s kicking off with everything

Only just found out a mood ring isn't a peri-menopause support group.

It seems mad that the Mappa Mundi is more than 700 years old, and they still haven't bothered to do a Mappa Tuesdi.

Hell of a catch. 😯 #TheAshes

Kate Nash has once again shown her support for the trans community. The singer spoke at a trans vigil held by Trans Legal Clinic for Transgender Day of Visibility on November 20.

Watching the cricket to remind myself of what it was like to be warm. #TheAshes

Jofra Archer, you beauty! #TheAshes

OMFG. #TheAshes

This innings could have been an email. #TheAshes

FFS! #TheAshes

"I'm ever so 'umble."

I often see people saying we have to be careful about using the term evil. But fuck it, if you support a policy that brings potential harm to a vulnerable minority or just makes their everyday life extremely difficult I'm going to call it how I see it. It's YOU that needs to take a look at yourself.

Q: Why does Mrs Claus get perfume every Christmas? A: Because Santa does all his shopping in Boots.

Are you even a Catholic if you've never accidentally and loudly sung an extra 'of kings' while you were singing hosanna?

I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.

Epstein survivor: "Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government still belongs to the American people or to those who prey on them."

I didn't take my husband's name when we got married. Figured it'd be confusing if we were both called Keith.

Nice offer on Amazon - if you buy all Adam & The Ants sheet music, they'll throw in a stand and deliver.

I thought this was going to turn into a story needing its own True Crime Netflix series, but no. This is quite something. metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...

I've mentioned this quietly, but - since the summer my hobby has been making this ambitious murder mystery podcast. A story. Narrated by me, with a mouthwatering cast. Partly interactive. Trailer is coming tomorrow but if you like the sound of this, please follow @murderbastard.bsky.social.

🎶 old mcdonald replaced his farm with an energy intensive data center, a i a i o 🎶

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Big very scary announcement that I never thought I'd have to make so I put nice music and a relaxing nostalgic background on it for you.

‘That’s right, honey. You put your tooth under your pillow and a supernatural being takes it in the night. What do they do with all those teeth? We don’t know. Sleep tight.’

Journalists reporting on the Trump-Clinton rumours are trying not to beat about the bush - which is presumably the next Epstein email revelation about Trump.

“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!” --Megyn R. Kelly “Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!” --Also Megyn R. Kelly

Coffee and bacon smell better than they taste. Probably going to stop putting coffee on my bacon.

Thought someone had made a Van Morrison biopic for a moment

Today's 'Game I Didn't Choose to Play' is 'Where Did That Big Spider Go?' Thank you for your attention to this matter.

That time Mike from the Young Ones turned up at a Eubank Benn presser.

Just as long as John Hammond doesn't find out ...

not many people know this, but when the bbc doesn't have a director general its staff are allowed to come in not in uniform and bring in board games

We have made it so you can get additional copies in the add-ons section of the rewards Give me a shout if that does not make sense! www.kickstarter.com/projects/sgt...

It was pointed out to me that it wasn’t possible to purchase more than one copy of the book. It is now possible to purchase more than one copy of the book. See link below:

The thing they never tell you about Interview With the Vampire is that they gave the job to someone with less experience.

An Oxbridge man replying to Brittney telling him her latest struggles