Cats' Protection League, but it's just a network of hench moggies sauntering up to retailers and promising to shit all over their shop floors unless they're generously compensated with Dreamies.

Setting up a night time falconry desplay team called Our Kestrel Manoeuvres In The Dark

Gordon Ramsay: feminist

Male commentator for men Mr Feast reacts to Louis Theroux’s manosphere documentary.

Happy birthday to my beautiful and very funny friend, @flups.bsky.social. A fine addition to any timeline. xxx

I wanted them to leave Frankie Howerd on the fivers, but you didn't see me making a video about woke.

Begging Spurs to replace Igor Tudor with Stuart Pearce for the historical lols.

Yer Da asks Grok.

Fleetwood Mac. Worst McDonald’s burger EVER. Has bits of Tusk and Albatross in it.

me, an intellectual: every heard of separating the art from the artist? them, a judge: once again, it’s called theft.

Umm. Whose bones?

It was, in fact, several owls in a long coat.

Jerusalem Post publishing op-eds by Nazi's now I see

LinkedIn nonce.

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

I just opened this, and it played Jesus Christ Superstar, Any Dream Will Do and Don’t Cry For Me Argentina.

It has its own bank account and doesn't pay any tax?

Me, after falling out of a tree onto a stump.

so you’re saying amelia earhart survived her crash & then was eaten by crabs are you insane

Lord of the Mings.

I think we can only conclude that Tony Blair hopelessly fangirls over US presidents like a 60s teen meeting a Beatle.

Tony Blair acting like joining wars is collecting Pokémon & has gotta catch them all

"Switzerland says US-Israeli strikes on Iran violate international law"

I thought the best person to talk to Laura Kuenssberg about the important moral and ethical issues of the day would be Robert Jenrick, the man who overruled a planning decision to save a billionaire pornographer £45m in exchange for a £12,000 donation.

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Welcome to the Garyneum, the 13 day period between the birthdays of Gary Numan and Gary Oldman.

this should tell you everything you need to know about @chriscurtis94.bsky.social. trans ppl are a primary target of the contemporary far right. you can't be a transphobe and a decent human being at the same time. that is simply not possible. he is everything that's wrong with labour right now.

Okay, so I am definitely going to have to go freelance, at least for a while. So, if anyone has any advice on actually building up and finding freelance policy and comms works, including providing media and advocacy training, campaign planning and strategy please let me know.

Such an important report from @transactualuk.bsky.social, reporting from @wearequeeraf.com and support from @zackpolanski.bsky.social. Transphobia is everywhere, and it's exhausting. I refuse to believe we're powerless in the face of it, but it can feel that way www.wearequeeraf.com/devastating-...

Napoleon once famously said “England is a nation of shopkeepers”. But yesterday I met a woman from Coventry who’s an admin assistant. Talking out of his arse.

Oh, look. Tony Blair clamouring for the UK to spill more Middle Eastern blood. There's a shocker.

trying to place a bet on polymarket on the date that the founders of polymarket will be jailed for ~crimes~

How to vote as a trans person in the May 2026 local elections https://www.thepinknews.com/2026/03/03/may-2026-local-elections-trans-non-binary-id-voting/?utm_content=1772907600&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

Top 3 things I hated when I was a kid, then ended up absolutely loving as an adult: • Cabbage • An early night • Not being invited to parties

This Tim guy is a ringer for Nigel Farage.

If you listen to the Three Bean Salad podcast there’s a really lovely tribute to our wonderful Karen by Mike right at the end of this week’s episode. I am so incredibly touched by it, and he’s exactly right about her. Thank you Mike x

Id like to pitch a Viz character called "Jeremy Vine and his intellectual decline."

this photo leaves little to the imagination

More replies like this, please

just got back from here and everyone there said they knew you

An Englishman on his way to work in a Sharia court/windmill

Help repatriated Dubai influencers settle in by charging them £60 for 2 vodka Red Bulls down the nearest Arndale centre

Well, that explains the erratic delivery times.

The thing about the U.S. and Israel is that both of their leaders are trying to stay out of prison.

Whoa we're halfway there Whoa running from a bear

The randomly generated wallpaper on my second monitor is making me feel really self-conscious about my writing. #work #wfh #manatee

With the announcement that Richard Osman is leaving House of Games, assuming they are going to have a warehouse full of prizes left over, they are presumably going to have to find a new host that passes for the silhouette image of Osman…

Wow. I hope this isn’t just Muslim men forcing their demure womenfolk to vote Green

Has he had work done?