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Pen for hire. Pencil for loan, as long as you give it back sharpened.
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Breaking: Donald Trump signs an executive order banning Hershey bars for using pronouns.
11 months ago
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Accurate.
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They don't need more training. They don't need defunding. They need locking up.
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Rhodri Marsden
about 7 hours ago
Just did one of Ivor’s jigsaws with my father in law and it mildly reduced my feelings of despair, I recommend it
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1 day ago
The streets of Minneapolis are now seeing their own Stanford Prison experiment only with fewer etihical checks.
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molly conger
about 23 hours ago
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
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@birdfeed1.bsky.social
FFS!
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christhebarker
2 days ago
PLEASE GOD.
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Please tell me this is Paddington in a penguin suit.
1 day ago
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Traitors king, Joe. Please drop some of your comedy hold over here.
@joewritesthings.bsky.social
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The Green Party of England & Wales
3 days ago
Help us make hope normal again. Join the Green Party now.
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András Forgács W
3 days ago
The trouble with fascism is that eventually you run out of other people's children
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Don Moynihan
4 days ago
This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
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If anyone is having trouble with Snipping Tool, I have tried several fixes and this one has worked. It basically swaps to a different app, which works perfectly.
4 days ago
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Ian Hall
4 days ago
Wouldn't want to be in his shoes. Not many can withstand being sternly looked at and tutted and expect to come out of the experience unscathed.
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Liam Thorp
4 days ago
Man of the people this fella
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Trump's only gone to Davos because he thought he had a meeting with this guy about joining his Board of Peace.
5 days ago
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When American social media has you questioning everything you ever thought you knew about Tottenham.
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5 days ago
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You can get back the feeling of being a little kid again by fully poking yourself in the eye. So I've heard.
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fesshole 🧻
5 days ago
I once missed a train because, sat in the station cafe, I wanted to mock a friend's new haircut online and couldn't decide between "hairlarious" or "hilhairious"
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It was ...the US!
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6 days ago
The main thing i learnt from my time working in A&E is that if you suspect something is"broken" the answer is not to bring in a senile, emotionally fragile, American sex offender to start smashing it with a clawhammer.
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BUCKERS
6 days ago
IT'S HERE! Our first episode of the year! Episode 34. We review Amadeus, Weetwood Ales, and I get a much needed lesson in Men's Health. All episodes are here:
linktr.ee/recliningpair
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@With1v
6 days ago
Welcome to the Connecting Wall. 4 groups of 4 words are hidden in the grid. Each day a new wall. Send me your 4 groups plus a connection for each group. This is just for fun! There's no time limit but solutions will be revealed 6pm (UK time) each day. THERE ARE NO PRIZES! Here is grid No.83.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski
6 days ago
1️⃣ He didn't say that. 2️⃣ He said it, but you misunderstood him. 3️⃣ He said what you understood, but he was just trolling. 4️⃣ He was serious but he's just negotiating, not going to do it. 5️⃣ He's going to do it for grand strategy reasons I've invented. 6️⃣ Look what you liberals made him do.
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Starmer says he does not think Cookie Monster would eat your biscuits.
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6 days ago
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I blame all these Reform defections on the Overton Transfer Window. Fingers crossed Farage goes to the Knesset on a free.
6 days ago
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There's a lot to be said for getting up at 10 past 4 in the morning, and much of it involves expletives.
7 days ago
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Alistair Coleman
7 days ago
Me: [nothing] Amazon: Do you know what you need? Me: [nothing] Amazon: Chainsaws! Chainsaws and whiskey!!
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦
7 days ago
look, losing $77 billion isn’t ideal, but it’s not like everyone said ‘what a pile of dogshit, who’s going to want that’ when they saw it
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@With1v
8 days ago
Welcome to the Connecting Wall. 4 groups of 4 words are hidden in the grid. Each day a new wall. Send me your 4 groups plus a connection for each group. This is just for fun! There's no time limit but solutions will be revealed 6pm (UK time) each day. THERE ARE NO PRIZES! Here is grid No.81.
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Stanley Pignal
7 days ago
2024: can Europe defend itself ALONGSIDE America? 2025: can Europe defend itself WITHOUT America? 2026: can Europe defend itself AGAINST America?
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Jeffw
over 2 years ago
13yo Jesus: You're not my real dad! I HATE YOU! Joseph: One of these days boy, I'll— [distant thunder] I'll do nothing. Absolutely nothing.
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Thought this was a floating head, sticking out of a fireplace.
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Joni Askola
9 days ago
Too few people are talking about the blood on Elon Musk's hands. When DOGE slashed foreign aid, it wasn't just numbers on a screen. It was insulin, food, and antibiotics being ripped away from the world's poorest children. Musk is responsible for the death of thousands
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Sooz Kempner
8 days ago
I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.
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Overheard in my living room: "Did you see the Tour de France is coming to Liverpool?" "What's Tortoise Frank?"
8 days ago
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reni 🦌
9 days ago
me [before shower]: i'll be super quick, in and out, no messing about me [on my third hour in the shower]: what would a lemon's star sign be
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They're all in the pocket of big farmer.
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9 days ago
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Tale as old as time.
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10 days ago
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Flups
10 days ago
So that’s why it’s called crack cocaine!
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Warwick drug dealer jailed after cocaine was found in his underwear
Connor Bradbury, suspected by police of running a drugs line across south Warwickshire, was arrested and charged with being concerned in the supply of cocaine.
https://leamingtonobserver.co.uk/news/warwick-drug-dealer-jailed-after-cocaine-was-found-in-his-underwear-59860/
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KYGrace💙
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Sooz Kempner
12 days ago
My school.
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"QR codes for ICE agents?"
11 days ago
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Jason
11 days ago
Very much enjoyed last night’s potato salad.
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Just Joe
12 days ago
Being a newbie to Bsky I’m feeling pale blue and a trifle lonely. Please make my day and turn my Sky Azure blue - send an acknowledgment of my presence. Please and thank you ☺️ 🙏🏻
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Jason
13 days ago
Captain Corelli had the most thinly sliced vegetables and lacerated fingers of anyone in the Italian army.
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To be fair, the only way Pete Hegseth's band of losers are going to have any intelligence is if it's artificial.
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12 days ago
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If you're a transphobe and you're following me, may I politely request that you do one. I would also impolitely request that you go fuck yourself.
#TranswomenAreWomen
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