Is Thomas Tuchel kinda…. 😏

Does Haaland’s shirt say Brut Haaland on it? Is he an unsweetened Haaland?

I love watching football and just saying stuff. You can really say anything whenever anyone does anything on the pitch. Doesn’t even need to make sense.

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

Just doing some innocent googling when I went down a train of thought rabbit hole and this made me laugh so much unfortunately

Roads??? Where we’re going (war) we don’t need roads!!!!!

I do think Andy Burnham is giving off a lot of confidence that he will become the next PM that it would be VERY funny if a dark horse came along and took it from him. On a really flimsy promise like a half day Bank Holiday on Christmas Eve for pensioners.

As someone who did end up watching all of Game of Thrones eventually and can admit large amounts of it were good I do have to say I feel glad to see chat about House of Dragons or whatever and feel no need to know what’s going on there

I know what I’ve been meaning to say; I think meringue should be banned

Apparently Common People is going big with Americans because MCR have covered it but they’re missing the context of it being about class and are posting on TikTok like it’s relatable just about being some sort of alternative outsider and I guess that’s what we deserve culturally

*kisses fingers*

Not to be sincere on main but I really love reading you guys post about the football when I’m not watching it when something mad happens, it’s really joyful

ABSOLUTE CHIMNEYS

watching the cricket highlights trying to see which of the boys are pretty:

honestly the most I've ever been invested in football was @hansmollman.bsky.social tweeting about the wee car

Richard Briers as Tom in The Good Life….am I looking respectfully

Can anyone lend insight into why Channel 5 keeps making thriller dramas with English actresses based in Australia for tenuous reasons

Great now I want a hot dog

Does this mean Felicity Kendall is beneficiary to The Good Life tontine

Obituary writers assemble: it’s not Margot Leadbetter. It’s MARGO LEADBEATTER. It says so in the scripts.

To remember Dame Penelope Keith, BBC2 will air a classic episode of The Good Life (The Windbreak War) at 7pm. All episodes of The Good Life and To The Manor Born are on BBC iPlayer. News story of Keith's death: www.comedy.co.uk/people/news/...

What is the charge? Training a chatbot? A succulent Chinese chatbot?

When I tried to check in the desk attendant called me classist for wanting to book a room when some people have never had a room

Keir Starmer:

Shut your eyes and tell yourself it’s not Kermit the Frog

This looks like David Lynch is graduating from something and Mel Brooks is super proud of him.

thinking about this delightfully furious poem by Mary Ruefle again.

Q when Bond blinds himself with the world’s thinnest crossbow bolt:

Had a pistachio cornetto, really good actually

Watching the video from The Ring on my phone so she comes out of my screen real tiny and I can just put her in a mug

Imagine I’ve posted the Mel Brooks on the baffling nature of The One Show clip here

HAVE WE ALL FELT THE BREEZE

"When he comes home at night and I hear his key in the lock, I say to myself, 'Oh good! The party's about to begin.'" Anne Bancroft on husband Mel Brooks. #Happy100thMel xxx

Mel Brooks once said “the difference between comedy and tragedy is comedy is when you fall down an open manhole and die but tragedy is when I fall down an open manhole and die.” Happy 100th birthday, Mel.

Me as soon as they start scoring: I love my large football sons

it wouldve been funny if goldfinger wasnt a movie and just a crazy song about a guy shirley bassey made up

What a man what a man what a man what a mighty good man

Four-year-old just told his toddler sister “it’s time for the hunt” and they both left the room. Not my business

friend at a big tech co just told me that her company's chatbot and their client's chatbot have been caught in a mutual support loop for several days that has generated nearly 20k emails

secure the perimeter

this is peak trouser-wearing, you just don't see this elite-tier slacksmaxxing anymore

This is quite literally the best thing you will see today.

On March 26, 2026, during a debate on violence against women in Germany’s Bundestag, left-wing MP Kathrin Gebel was repeatedly interrupted by AfD MP Martin Reichardt. She responded: “Mr. Reichardt, the clitoris has 3,000 nerve endings, and you’re still more sensitive. That’s quite an achievement.”

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

STILL TOO WARM BTW

absolute height of comedy is when they cut to the goal and you see how many kid keepers they've got

Doctor Trivago