Can’t even have Spurs appoint Jermain Defoe as their interim manager. Because of Woking.

John Waters at the No Kings protest in Provincetown.

Channel 5 have a new doc about the Royal Navy and the trailer opens with “the Royal Navy has never been busier”…now friends I am not a historian, but could one put forward a suggestion of one of the World Wars for consideration

unfortunately “it's all corrupt girl” will be entering the lexicon

“There are too many pill in peoples houses, doctors give too many pills, so anyway now I’m taking 30 supplements a day”

HAPPENING NOW: A HUGE crowd has gathered in London, England for a protest against the far right in coordination with the No Kings day protests in the US

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Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

Well which is it

Watching the Kavanagh episode where John Thaw is advocating for his irl wife Sheila Hancock and you just know they were kicking their heels and giggling between takes xxx

It’s always a postmortem isn’t it, never a premortem…something to think about!!!!

There are career stuntmen who have flipped fewer cars than Tiger Woods.

Yeah I’ve heard JP Morgan are struggling

Had a stressful week can’t wait to wind down tonight with my audiobook about *reads notes* Columbine

Not to get into all That but crazy she still posts on X, if she’s into like protecting women as a thing

Accidentally mistyped subconscious as ‘subconjojs’ in a text and I actually prefer it

Timpsons changing the locks on York

facebook just reminded me i made this nostalgia meme two years ago

is anyone doing a long read on the Cadburys fall off situation, I know it’s about the sale to the US and the palm oil stuff but I wanna read more, are the Cadburys workers sad about it, is it actually affecting profits, it feels like a true symbol of the enshittification era

Great, grandad’s crying, nice one

Just had a really palpable memory of being a child and asking adults if they had games on their phone, if only young me had known the phones of the future she would have freaked her nut

This is so Gru coded

Friends, are there any good alternatives to Duolingo?

getting my lawyer on the phone this instant

I am very proud to say that I worked for months as an expert witness on this case. I am very pleased by the outcome.

Not sure how they’re gonna keep 100,000 runners a secret but I’d like to see it

what the hell sure

'I'm pleased to have this opportunity to update you on our longstanding position.' is fucking baller

Big purchase requires big Internet. This is simple math

Might buy myself some cheese off the internet

Sorry but it is crazy that they’re just allowed to lie now

I was about to say “wow it’s a live-action Homeward Bound” but then I realise Homeward Bound was live-action, I’m just tired

They’re making barrel leg jeans trendy to normalise having rickets, wake up sheeple

My take is Chappell Roan's security was right to do that. Hotel breakfast is a sacred place where we are all equal. You shouldn't be gallivanting about unless it's to the buffet.

I get logged out and I log in again

Will someone ask Keir Starmer when we can bring salami into the UK again from Europe this is against my human rights

The best thing about going on a little European city break on your own is that you get to decide to have an afternoon nap every day after lunch and you cannot be overruled

There should be a place at the airport where you can get waxed before your flight

SNL UK??? Are you all trying to say snail UK?? Snails are coming to the UK??? About time

Not Nigel????

When did domestic pets first come in, can you imagine the first person who had a pet dog? Imagine going to your mate’s house (made of mud and sticks btw) and there’s just a dog there and you go to kill it for sustenance and your mate is like “no that’s Rocky”

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

Hamnet is also what I call my underwear

"could you make the headline sound like I fuck my dog? perfect thanks"

Sorry this was my policy actually

sentimental value

People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab in groups

ITV doesn’t have seasons 3, 4, 5 of Kavanagh QC??? And Prime doesn’t have 3 or 4 due to rights issues???? I’m about to send a strongly worded email

Imagine you’re a Viking who was frozen and gets unfrozen in modern times and you go to Viking.com to try and find out what happened to your community and it’s just a website about cruises