Excellent, Bob The Fish Productions have timeously "dropped a new one" #itv70 youtu.be/yeguNKG4SLY?...

ITV doing a nice branding to recognise its 70th birthday but no celebratory programmes scheduled is very ITV

Lovely. #ITV70 www.tvhome.co.uk/itv1/2025/09...

🟦 CLEAN FEED | Preswatch | On the 70th anniversary of the launch of ITV, special break bumpers and idents are airing on ITV 1 today (not in STV land). Here's one of the idents:

🎶 We had a look about and Sheffield’s gone It was always quite bleak, not chic but since they dropped the bomb 🎶

# Nobody told you the apocalypse would occur this way / clapclapclapclap / we saw a woman who just weed herself outside C&A

1. Modern Family at number two here proves that "ah, I can see why that's quite funny" is the new funny. 2. Not including The Simpsons, Family Guy, Bob's Burgers and American Dad here seems a bit of an oversight.

IMPORTANT NOTICE: There's a Limmy video about Roy Jay. www.youtube.com/watch?v=skVq...

Evening repost for this!

"Hey, did you know there's a Cyberpunk game made by the studio behind Tomb Raider?" "Ooh. Is it like Cyberpunk 2077?" "Um.. yeah. Sure."

This, this right here, is splendid.

POP FACT: David Baddiel is the Posh Spice of Three Lions. #TOTP

Hey Keith, was Naughty Christmas (Goblin In The Office) a smash hit as well? #TOTP

Given it's: A) a novelty football song, and B) Keith Allen, Vindaloo has NO BUSINESS being that good. #TOTP

Dario G with one of the better football songs, played at tournaments for years. Even if the bagpipe solo felt out of place in Euro 2000, WC 2002, Euro 2004, WC 2006, Euro 2008, WC 2010 (etc) #TOTP

POP FACT! Ian Brown was kidnapped by aliens ten years ago and replaced by a daft lookalike. That's what to believe if you liked his songs, anyway. #TOTP

Silver Sun! It's like the producer found a discarded copy of Select at a bus stop and thought "ah, why not?" #TOTP

Life? Don't talk to me about life. #TOTP

Currently starring in their self-written prequel to David Fischer's Se7en, that was 5ive. #TOTP

Police are looking for the gang who ramraided JJB Sports, and have surrounded the #TOTP studio.

2Pac couldn't trouble his arse going into the #TOTP studio, I note.

Pity poor Ian McCulloch, bet he cleared his driveway for the dumptrucks full of money to reverse down after getting this gig. #TOTP

Echo and the Bunnymen and the Spice Girls: together at last. #TOTP

Ooh, he's changed.

Brand new on Dirty Feed: to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Fawlty Towers, here's a look at all the various parodies of the show over the years. "Yes madam, I am frightfully tall." www.dirtyfeed.org/2025/09/herr...

TIMELINE CLEANSE

It's going to be amazing when it's revealed that's actually Chris Lowe under there.

"...The Aristocrats!"

"So Victor goes into the bathroom as Mrs Meldrew’s coming out, and he sees there’s another man in there – er, what was he doing in there, well of course we know (the viewer) that he’s there for legitimate reasons, but Victor says ‘What the hell do think you’re doing’ very funny”

Hoping this isn't true, but I've not been able to access it for several days now. Just when the TVTimes gets added to the BNA as well.

Highly disappointed to learn the French word for Custard Creams isn't just "crèmes crèmes anglaises".

This is good news. The TV Times is now included in the British Newspaper Archive. www.britishnewspaperarchive.co.uk/titles/tv-ti...

To mark 70 years of ITV, we’re launching a brand new 3-part podcast series! Episode 1, Independent Minds, dives into the story of ITN - how it redefined TV news and shaped a nation. Coming soon to your favourite podcast platform.

This hoary old classic of mine will be 16 years old in a couple of weeks, why not go and view it for old times sake? youtu.be/DFM140rju4k?...

These lot still won't adopt the advertising slogan I've pitched to them. Honestly, it's a winner. "JML'LL FIX IT". What's not to like?

Beano #618, May 22, 1954

DELETED SCENE: "He's Spartacus, the one over there! Get him!"

Oh man, better delete all my posts about how Sqwerv would never be on Nugs

Idle thought: If Casanova '73 had got a second series, would it have been Casanova '74 etc, like with FIFA games?

But which are worse? Band names starting 'N, or band names starting N-? THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO (etc) #TOTP

POP FACT: Gloria Esteban is Spanish for "Gary Stevens". #TOTP

Spice Girls, doing the "Big pop acts perform live on #TOTP twice in your career..." Trope, here.

"FRANCINE, I'M HORNY HORNY HORNY" #TOTP

youtu.be/2BwvbBXWYOs Add to queue for later. #TOTP

Start thinking about the lyrics to the Mark & Lard version of Horny NOW. #TOTP

Hooray! We've skipped forward a month! We'll be free of the bland gruel we've been getting serv..oh, it's Boyzone. #TOTP

SPOILER: Just looked at that week's Top 40, and we could be getting Collapsed Lung, Tricky and Therapy? in this episode. But we aren't. #TOTP

Everyone else in their stage school said they were just like the real Beastie Boys. #TOTP

Was gu day someone should 'Sabotage' their performance, but I'm not sure whether someone already has. #TOTP

Their mum should've said no to letting them in #TOTP