If nothing else, we should get a good Bob the Fish video out of this.

A new episode of World of Telly is out now. This week we look at the political thriller Harry's Game from October 1982. It's available wherever you get your podcasts. The video version of this episode will be out next week.

Ted has read your posts.

TIP DE JOUR:

Hooray for charity shops (part 7,456).

That's enough internet for one day.

Hole arrive with the first song tonight that I still listen to. Banger. #TOTP

From weddings you only went to out of politeness, here's that Aerosmith song. #TOTP

And now to Jamie, who's totally here with all these bands playing live. #TOTP

I knew Five's brand of 'rock' reminded me of something. #TOTP

Oh god, Aerosmith? #TOTP

For balance, here's someone to say why we should tolerate this. #TOTP

"Do PCP after this!" "Well that song's off an earlier..." "I didn't mean the song." #TOTP

God is a DJ #TOTP

When you hear the air attack warning, you and your family must listen to Mike and Bernie Winters - www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJFt...

You're hired

The Smashing Machine sounds like something Sgt Wilson would say whilst looking at a tank

🧵I've posted them before, but here's my thread of horror/kids' TV double-bill cinema posters. Happy Halloween... #halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster

Happy Halloween, 80s kids!

Is this the greatest crossover in TV history? youtu.be/Dkl5STe_V0o?...

Obviously, if it had been made in Britain, 79% of people would say that they'd rented a ghost.

Has anyone done a "Sam Allardyce to become caretaker Prince until the end of the season" post yet?

The shops really are missing a trick by not offering this as a Halloween costume.

Edward Saladfingers (2004)

🎶 I hate every ape I see From chimp herpes To chimp hep C 🎶

Starting a sweepstake on how many minutes until someone calls someone else a wanker.

"Rightmove? RIGHTMOVE? Back in my day we used to buy houses off t'teletext."

Unexpected but splendid reference in the Guardian's live minute-by-minute of Wrexham v Cardiff.

Irresponsibly posting my location on social media

Irresponsibly posting my location on social media

BBC Television Service, Thursday 5 May 1938: At 9pm there's a surprisingly early entry in the Chris Morris canon.

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

Things I Made Ages Ago That I Just Found Again: 1. Yorkshire TV's foray into making movies.

Vic and Bob call live into The Word from Nottingham today in 1990, accompanied by Tommy Cockles, a dog and some exploding ham. Amanda de Cadenet is quietly panicking throughout.

11:30am: "Daddy, I want to give my Thomas train a washdown in the bath." "NO. Your Thomas has batteries in it, you can't put it in the bath." "Okay Daddy." 11:36am: "DADDY, I CAN'T TURN THE TAP OFF ON THE SINK."

At what age did last Saturday in October stop being "an extra hour of being out drinking" and start being "an extra hour in bed" for you? About 23 for me, I think.

“Okay, okay, you guys have had your chance—the horses want another shot at it.”

SLIGHTLY SCRATCHY BOOTLEG RECORDING OF THE DAY: Kylie Minogue performing Little Baby Nothing with the Manics at the Shepherd's Bush Empire, 15/12/96: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2au...

#TOTP FACT! Stephen Jones has recorded three albums since the start of this episode.

PREDICTION: The amazing new Bryce Miller Monster Mix of It's A Sin is going to appear in trailers for the finale of Celebrity Traitors. And very likely for lots of other things too.

IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS: Tenor have approved the Richard Massingham GIFs I've submitted.

URGENT

One of the greatest cold opens in television history. Now, if only the police could arrest whoever's got my DVDs of Alexei Sayle's Stuff.

I suggest we rebrand the country and have this as the national anthem and played on every TV station on the hour, every hour.