Of course in France they call erections

Andy Burnham looks like a Temu Michael McIntyre.

Just to add to the growing sense of creeping decrepitude the first Digitiser Live was seven years ago today. A lovely tribute to a special man named Bronk.

Well I owe the BBC an apology, it appears that the drums in Sweet Child O' Mine really are that badly mixed and it wasn't them doing some stupid overdub thing.

Boys from the Dwarf

After last night's brilliant madness this game is such a let down.

This half time show should feature New Jersey legends The Misfits.

Names I have called the cat so far today: Poopius Maximus Streaky Bacon Sleepyhead Baby Pop Bumfaced Goat Sausage None of these bare any relation to the cats actual name.

ZUT ALORS

Pmf the robot must be heartbroken by this French display.

As a neutral I'm finding this one of the most entertaining games I've seen in this tournament. #thefootball

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Too soon?

Hydration Break

Hydration Break

Was at the dentist this morning to see the hygienist who was very happy with the health of my teeth and gums, complementing me on the diligence of oral hygiene. I was therefore very disappointed that I didn't get one of those "I brush my teeth" stickers with the smiling dinosaur on them. I am 52.

I think we all know that she died when her kinky sex game went wrong.

Great job 👏

My Danzig t-shirt is 34 years old. This is surely adequate age verification.

Hydration Break

No Mr Policeman, I will be the judge as to whether or not speculation is helpful.

"A white male" is a very accurate description of Nigel Farage.

@gralefrit.bsky.social I know there are stories about what can happen when crystal skulls are brought together, so just wanted to ask if there are any similar tales of strange anomalies regarding these artifacts I should be aware of?

Rest in Piss Madam Ladyplops. Thoughts and prayers with Squishy Jim.

Sanja and I go looking for the final resting place of the old Wembley Stadium, where I worked on the scoreboard despite not liking football. We find the rubble, relics and dodgy origins. Plus: I reveal how I upset Bryan Adams so much he was allegedly throwing chairs about. youtu.be/eLmGEh_9Hk4?...

Without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image.

Ronaldo and his goitre depart the World Cup.

Boosting this for the Bluesky crowd

Remember Um Bongo? It's back! In gummie form.

Happy Thank Goodness Those Insuferable Colonists Are Not Our Problem Anymore Day to all who celebrate.

Thought I'd dig out the PSOne and play Metal Gear Solid (again). It's amazing how much of the game I've forgotten.

Hey all! This is my in-development game, Shards of a God! It's a narrative driven game where an old god might cause the destruction of everything... but that god is YOU. Sequel to the award nominated Quantum Witch. Join us on discord! Forward to your press friends! discord.gg/SYqHdMpYH

Did they explain why Peter Powell was dressed as a Weetabix?

The Internet can still provide the most wonderful surprises. www.bigredbook.info/subjects_a_c...

Q: What dinosaurs penis is closest to the ground? A: The Megalodong

People really need to go easy on Ricky as he's still missing Jimmy. onevsp.com/watch/yzRsSa...

So unlucky that the heatwave has coincided with the recording of this years Hootenanny. All the celebs will be even more hydrated than usual.

This ladies and germs is a quality video about a fascinating subject, and you could do a lot worse than giving it an hour of your time.

At my sisters and went to get a drink from the fridge, only to be faced with a liquid abomination with perhaps the most nauseating chummy copy I've seen in a long time. They can, frankly, ram it up their farter.

Hydration break for a very special man by the name of Bronk.

The PM avoiding addressing the actual issue as he once again shits the bed. Keir Starmer, Skid Marker more like.

A better Superman than Dean Cain

Q. What do you call an Olympics that's just for Geordies? A. Wargames

Fact The full name of rapper and actor LL Cool J is: Look! Lionel's Cool Jumper

Any metal fans near the North East should definitely check out this years Get Heavy Festival in Gateshead on the 15th and 16th of August. A great line-up for both days at a small, friendly venue with outstanding food and a bar on site.

What do you call the head of Tibetan Buddhism who preserves his documents by sealing them in plastic? The Dalai Lamanator

A picture that captures your essence.

What's a pachyderm's favourite soft drink? Elephanta