Ladies and gentlemen, from Look In magazine October 1985 it's the Shakin' Stevens story.

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@cheapshow.bsky.social Clearly someone has been influenced by your fine works. Though not your stance on chummy copy.

Looks like we're heading back to the days of my adolescence when the only erotic imagery we had access to was the opening credits to Tales of the Unexpected.

Hit me Paul Shane one more time

'I've bought an apocalypse-proof boat, with an array of weaponry'

And I thought my grasp of geography poor.

The halfpenny coin being removed from circulation

Happy Del Boy Falling Through The Bar Day to all who celebrate.

Happy Del Boy Falling Through The Bar Day to all who celebrate.

Stop wasting time and resources using A.I. to try and "nudify" me.

Isn't it ironic but you stink

In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.

And the winner of the year's "Christmas Decoration I Missed While Packing Everything Away To Put In The Loft" is.....

Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out 2025.

One of the great joys of the digital age is that I can watch the New Year shows being broadcast to the rest of the UK and not the absolute guff shown by BBC Scotland and STV

The sprouty miasma that has engulfed the house appears to be lifting, as the ghost of Christmas dinner's past retreats to it's seasonal realm.

All Christmas shopping done, so tomorrow will be a day in the house watching this.

@mrbiffo.bsky.social Well blimey, look what day it is! anastpaul.com/2022/12/16/s...

When you see this, post your Christmas season energy level.

If you see this, quote with your model of positive masculinity.

I say you buy one, you get one free

Sorting through my drawers and discovered I own three different pairs of skeleton gloves, which I think is the correct number.

Dining alone tonight so dinner was a family size raspberry trifle for one.

Post yourself from a different era. The sign above my head is purely coincidental, honest....

This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.

If Christmas is followed by Boxing Day is Halloween followed by Coffining Day? If so Happy Coffining Day chums.

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@cheapshow.bsky.social Didn't quite appreciate the influence of Cheapshow on my life until I decided to do a quick inventory of the Noodle cupboard.

Is this the greatest crossover in TV history? youtu.be/Dkl5STe_V0o?...

It's your annual reminder

@cheapshow.bsky.social Maybe this could be the opening you chaps need to move in to the mainstream?

@mrbiffo.bsky.social you probably know this already, but just in case I thought it might intersest/amuse you.

Waiting to board my flight to London for Cheapshow this afternoon. What a jet setter I am.

Tron The Buses "I 'ate you user!"

Going to put some Robosaurus stickers on my Citroën C1 and tell people it's from Steel Justice.

This afternoon I saw myself on the preview of a video chat and suddenly realised that the camera angle made me look like the late shock jock cock James Whale. Off to weep bitter tears at the cruelty of aging while I knit a balaclava.

@bellston.bsky.social Sir, your Cliff Richard is outstanding. A colossal performance.

@leytonjay.bsky.social Shout out to the best Obi Wan since Guinness and a heck of a lot better than Ewan McGregor.

A reminder that today we celebrate the gift to the world of what is widely regarded as "The Greatest Story Ever Told".

Why thank you person in the chemists, I am indeed of an age that this is an appropriate recommendation. Now if you will excuse me I must crumble to dust.

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Bugger, I accidentally dozed off on the sofa for an hour and seem to have missed the rapture.

The cat strolls casually in from the garden, walks past me and goes upstairs. 30 seconds later - the sound of a litter tray being excavated by vigorous feline paws. The cat saunters down stairs and heads for the back door. The world is your litter tray cat, just crap outside damn you!