I was going to buy one of those Bruce Hornsby electric cars, but I'm not sure about the Range.

Q) What happened to the Hobbit who had sex with someone from Minas Tirith? A) They caught Gondorrhoea.

Just had another scam phonecall, this one claiming to be from immigration. Caller: Hello this is Immigration. Me (in my best come to bed voice): Hello Immigration, I think you're hot, let's go on a date. Caller: (Laughter) Have a nice day. Call ends.

I loved Battlestar Galactica

Happy World Goth Day

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/artists you've seen live Ennio Morricone Bikini Kill Dio Danzig Trouble Lalo Schifrin Mr Bungle Gilbert O'Sullivan John Carpenter Babes in Toyland

Post a meme made by you.

The musical shenanigans in Vienna tomorrow evening are utterly pointless. Eurovision was completely won in 2006.

What's the strongest glass made in the Bahamas?

I for one welcome Megaforce as the new government.

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King Charles is here today to destroy Big Daddy once and for all. Make no mistake.

It's occurred to me that when I cark it the local charity shops are going to be overwhelmed with the amount of old tat my family will need to get rid of, such as my latest purchase

May the 4th be with you

Remember that time they did a reboot of The Equaliser staring Roger Whittaker

How wonderful to see the BBC website jump so heartily on to the enshittification bandwagon. Why on earth do they require me to log in to read an article? Surely I unlocked it when I payed the license fee?

Happy National Willy Fog Day to all who celebrate.

An unnatural fog rolled into Antonio Bay, on this day in 1980.

Do you love someone enough to give them 20% of a serving of Rolo's?

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Anyone interested in this beauty? New in box. If so, make me a decent offer 🙂

When I get a new follower

The Four Horses Arses of the Apocalypse.

Note: Jesus was resurrected on the way back to his home planet.

Not the best advert for No More Nails.

He is Raisin

I'd be more worried about a breaking Brown wind warning.

Good luck to the crew of Artemis II. Hopefully the Americans can launch a rocket without it landing on a school.

If you see this, post a concert photo you took.

Dig out your Walkmans for @VHSRevival's greatest #movie #soundtracks of the #80s And don't forget your Wayfarers 😎 👇 #movies #80smovies #music #80smusic vhsrevival.com/2019/02/14/t...

My Death? Napalm!

Popped in to the shops today and was forced by a dragon to buy these. IYKYK

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In Westminster, every parliamentary session begins with Christian prayers. In Scotland, it starts with Time for Reflection. Today’s was delivered by @humanistsociety.bsky.social celebrant Ronit Quayle – a genuinely moving reflection on the many forms love can take. So beautiful.

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Whose day is it today Glenn?

Quick! What kinda scientist would you want to be?

Monday

Was told there was incredible news about Gorton and Denton and assumed they'd found the colour versions of all the Steptoe and Son episodes.

Just had a very confusing conversation about a gig I was at last night with someone who thought Atomic Rooster (British 1970's Prog/Blues rock) were Atomic Kitten (2000's girl band).

Imagine the disappointment when so many police turn up at your birthday and not one of them is a Stripogram.

Ladies and gentlemen, from Look In magazine October 1985 it's the Shakin' Stevens story.

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@cheapshow.bsky.social Clearly someone has been influenced by your fine works. Though not your stance on chummy copy.