The sprouty miasma that has engulfed the house appears to be lifting, as the ghost of Christmas dinner's past retreats to it's seasonal realm.

All Christmas shopping done, so tomorrow will be a day in the house watching this.

@mrbiffo.bsky.social Well blimey, look what day it is! anastpaul.com/2022/12/16/s...

When you see this, post your Christmas season energy level.

If you see this, quote with your model of positive masculinity.

I say you buy one, you get one free

Sorting through my drawers and discovered I own three different pairs of skeleton gloves, which I think is the correct number.

Dining alone tonight so dinner was a family size raspberry trifle for one.

Post yourself from a different era. The sign above my head is purely coincidental, honest....

This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.

If Christmas is followed by Boxing Day is Halloween followed by Coffining Day? If so Happy Coffining Day chums.

A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif

@cheapshow.bsky.social Didn't quite appreciate the influence of Cheapshow on my life until I decided to do a quick inventory of the Noodle cupboard.

Is this the greatest crossover in TV history? youtu.be/Dkl5STe_V0o?...

It's your annual reminder

@cheapshow.bsky.social Maybe this could be the opening you chaps need to move in to the mainstream?

@mrbiffo.bsky.social you probably know this already, but just in case I thought it might intersest/amuse you.

Waiting to board my flight to London for Cheapshow this afternoon. What a jet setter I am.

Tron The Buses "I 'ate you user!"

Going to put some Robosaurus stickers on my Citroën C1 and tell people it's from Steel Justice.

This afternoon I saw myself on the preview of a video chat and suddenly realised that the camera angle made me look like the late shock jock cock James Whale. Off to weep bitter tears at the cruelty of aging while I knit a balaclava.

@bellston.bsky.social Sir, your Cliff Richard is outstanding. A colossal performance.

@leytonjay.bsky.social Shout out to the best Obi Wan since Guinness and a heck of a lot better than Ewan McGregor.

A reminder that today we celebrate the gift to the world of what is widely regarded as "The Greatest Story Ever Told".

Why thank you person in the chemists, I am indeed of an age that this is an appropriate recommendation. Now if you will excuse me I must crumble to dust.

subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz348bs

Bugger, I accidentally dozed off on the sofa for an hour and seem to have missed the rapture.

The cat strolls casually in from the garden, walks past me and goes upstairs. 30 seconds later - the sound of a litter tray being excavated by vigorous feline paws. The cat saunters down stairs and heads for the back door. The world is your litter tray cat, just crap outside damn you!

Me on my way to the rapture

The inspiration for Boards of Canada youtu.be/pHWjf88n2Mw?...

Got my hands on some hot vinyl to party hard to at chez Treacle tonight.

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

The Holy Trinity

A reminder that tomorrow (Sunday 7th) at 3pm the UK Government will be testing the mobile phone emergency alert system. If you know anyone that, for whatever reason, does not want their phone to sound the alert please let them know.

Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future

Looks like Banksy has struck again.

JAMES CAMERON wants to cut VFX pay to lower movie budgets. Guess how much he made off #Avatar2? 😬

I thought he had gone to the dark shide of the forsh.

My birthdays in April and I wasn't born in 1964.

Delighted to say that Windsor Davies gifs are (finally) available.

This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...

Metal fans in the North East, Get Heavy Festival is taking place at Downcast Studios in Gateshead THIS WEEKEND! Ridiculously reasonable day/weekend tickets are still available online and there should be a small number on the door. www.get-heavy-uk.co.uk/get-heavy-fe...

Ladies...

@cheapshow.bsky.social Doing some Saturday morning cleaning when I saw the postie approaching with a package, and instantly the day got immeasurably better.

'Why prepare to die when I could choose to live?' Read Micki’s story – a journey from a life of constant control to one of freedom and self-discovery. If you’re seeking support after leaving high-control religious group, please, reach out. www.the-independent.com/life-style/j...