The Four Horses Arses of the Apocalypse.

Note: Jesus was resurrected on the way back to his home planet.

Not the best advert for No More Nails.

He is Raisin

I'd be more worried about a breaking Brown wind warning.

Good luck to the crew of Artemis II. Hopefully the Americans can launch a rocket without it landing on a school.

If you see this, post a concert photo you took.

Dig out your Walkmans for @VHSRevival's greatest #movie #soundtracks of the #80s And don't forget your Wayfarers 😎 👇 #movies #80smovies #music #80smusic vhsrevival.com/2019/02/14/t...

My Death? Napalm!

Popped in to the shops today and was forced by a dragon to buy these. IYKYK

What's the perfect GIF for your BlueSky persona?

In Westminster, every parliamentary session begins with Christian prayers. In Scotland, it starts with Time for Reflection. Today’s was delivered by @humanistsociety.bsky.social celebrant Ronit Quayle – a genuinely moving reflection on the many forms love can take. So beautiful.

This news just in

Whose day is it today Glenn?

Quick! What kinda scientist would you want to be?

Monday

Was told there was incredible news about Gorton and Denton and assumed they'd found the colour versions of all the Steptoe and Son episodes.

Just had a very confusing conversation about a gig I was at last night with someone who thought Atomic Rooster (British 1970's Prog/Blues rock) were Atomic Kitten (2000's girl band).

Imagine the disappointment when so many police turn up at your birthday and not one of them is a Stripogram.

Ladies and gentlemen, from Look In magazine October 1985 it's the Shakin' Stevens story.

Advertise your account with a GIF

@cheapshow.bsky.social Clearly someone has been influenced by your fine works. Though not your stance on chummy copy.

Looks like we're heading back to the days of my adolescence when the only erotic imagery we had access to was the opening credits to Tales of the Unexpected.

Hit me Paul Shane one more time

'I've bought an apocalypse-proof boat, with an array of weaponry'

And I thought my grasp of geography poor.

The halfpenny coin being removed from circulation

Happy Del Boy Falling Through The Bar Day to all who celebrate.

Happy Del Boy Falling Through The Bar Day to all who celebrate.

Stop wasting time and resources using A.I. to try and "nudify" me.

Isn't it ironic but you stink

In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.

And the winner of the year's "Christmas Decoration I Missed While Packing Everything Away To Put In The Loft" is.....

Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out 2025.

One of the great joys of the digital age is that I can watch the New Year shows being broadcast to the rest of the UK and not the absolute guff shown by BBC Scotland and STV

The sprouty miasma that has engulfed the house appears to be lifting, as the ghost of Christmas dinner's past retreats to it's seasonal realm.

All Christmas shopping done, so tomorrow will be a day in the house watching this.

@mrbiffo.bsky.social Well blimey, look what day it is! anastpaul.com/2022/12/16/s...

When you see this, post your Christmas season energy level.

If you see this, quote with your model of positive masculinity.

I say you buy one, you get one free

Sorting through my drawers and discovered I own three different pairs of skeleton gloves, which I think is the correct number.