Can't believe Alan Carr is going to become DG.

Rustie Lee is 76 and looks amazing

Treated myself. Emptied my deleted items folder.

Don't miss getting up early to go out on parade.

Fuck. That. Noise.

You wouldn't have thought this prize twat attacked my wellie boots this morning, putting holes in them (I've had them about 2 weeks) while half way across a road we were crossing. Absolute dick.

Fireworks. How novel.

Cosy

Bramble like Paul McCartney voice.

Dog had a bath. Dog all curly and damp now. But she smells of freshness.

Bramble and Cecil post fight nap buddies

Herrow

Every. Single. Stick.

Got rained on walking the hound. Gone curly.

Fireworks. Triffic.

Burglars are scared of tinfoil? Are they fuck. ILMFAO

Back from rainy walk club. Holy crap it's like an otters pocket out there! Bram has dried out all curly!

This is poor sweet Cecil. He gets his ears bitten a lot 😭

Ya boy just bought a gibson firebird

Happy to help!

I'd rather slam my bollocks in a door than attend a Traitors party. Sad gits. TRY TO BE COOL FFS

Can everyone stop talking about the fucking Traitors now ffs.

It's @cheapshow.bsky.social day

Super Bram

Blamble has crip?

Except in Bristol where it was a full on war zone for 5 hours between 5 and 10pm

Dreamy dog

Nearly 10pm. Still going on. I don't understand how folk have the money.

Thank god for dog TV

Torture or not Guy isn't spelt with a d in the middle!

I hope they blow your obnoxious hands off. No cost of living crisis round here. Folk are literally setting fire to hundreds all around me!

Stick your fucking fireworks up your ass

Stop fucking shouting at your kid you horrible abusive cunt.

FFS

Has bluesky got a bot problem? Some real weird follows lately 😳

If Guy Fawks had been successful, there's a good change that Andrew wouldn't have happened. Makes you think.

Sleepy hound

Baby. I can't. I'm following the fireworks code.

New specs whos this?

I'd never buy a record from John Lewis

Jizz book

Ffs just get to the bit where you stick up income tax

You make me feel like regenerating