When Libby died I was distraught. It would have been worse if my Dad hadn't died 3 weeks before, and I hadn't have had to get my Mum sectioned the week before. Took me a year to put my heart back together. Now we've got Bramble, and once again my entire happiness relies on a mammals wellbeing.

I"m not sure who cares about this, other than myself, but the 1983 series The Old Men at the Zoo is back on Youtube with all 5 episodes. Complete.

You know its coming

Features Silver Dude, Spotty Man, and everyone's favorite Cock on a Stick!

Work like fuck in the 2nd half and bring it equal, then go to pens and be out on the 3rd one? Anyone?

I love the organ. (The musical instrument, don't get excited you thirsty bitches)

That's no way to talk about his mrs

Me (on way to vets to collect pills for Disco-dog): "Why is the traffic so above and beyond it's usual mentalness? Why is every white van cutting me up? Why is no-one letting me out? Why isnt anyone giving way?" Bastard footy ain't it

Is there a song called 'Honestly I couldn't give a fishes tit'?

My contribution to the discourse is as follows: Peak gaming is over. It died with the end of the PS4 generation.

Foodies a Doctor Who Title. The Babybells of St. John The Doctors Dinner The Pyramids of Mars bars

Kier had jacked it in. Parliament's going on holiday soon. They're just leaving us for the sun.

Killing it in his cunty hat

Taking this personally. 30 next year? Fucking hell. 1997 was a great year, so many of my favorite albums will be turning 30.

Are they called drones because they drone on and on and on and on and on about them?

We have dog eggs at home

When a chick starts wailing on a funk record about self-respect you know shit is gonna get real!

Find someone who loves you as much as Forthglade love emailing about discounted dogfood.

@franticplanet.bsky.social I demand a complete audit of all patreon funds to commence immediately!

Did you ever look really hard for a record, get it, only to have Mr Bongo stick it out on the latest compilation? So now everyone's got it? Yer, well it happened to me today!

Bats and Cats and Rats

"Without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image"

UK government, do you want people in work, or do you want to give the work to robots? PICK A FUCKING LANE

Without Justin Richards we wouldn't have stone Ace covered in spuff. RIP

When it's my turn to be Prime Minister I'll put this in my speech.

If anyone has any thoughts or leads on this please hit me up

I dunno if anyone here can help me with this but I'm 47 this year so fuckit. Dont ask, dont get. 1) I could podcast. Anyone wanna podcast? Old telly, old records, my other bullshit. I'm fairly funny. 2) I'd like to DJ funk 45s out. Bristol. Could do a couple of hours? Maybe put on a night?

Is anything weirder than being served your own tiktok?

Tonight's full moon is the strawberry moon

The bullshit cycle continues

Oh damn Pen Keith. RIP. No-one did hoity-toity quite like her. (tGL and ttMB).

I like funk records with titles like (for example). "Baby. I'm gonna funk you (deep in the funk hole)". Or, "what's that SMELL? Funky Stick"

Size of this big massive dragonfly!

River sunday

Fuck OFF Harry

Morning Mr @eops.bsky.social. May I ask you to break the DJ's code and tell me the title of that little 90 bpm disco number you played on black wax solution on friday morning? The one with the cowbell? I should have shazamed

Nice to see the Bellingham name doing the rounds

Me, when I look at my watch on date night.

Me when I have a wee.

Kitchen floor mopped. Dishwasher done. Two loads of laundry out. Dog bathed (technically a shower).Shopping done.

Everyone has come out from under their rocks. EVERYONE

Summer's actually quite nice when it isn't trying to burn you out of existence

🎵Rupa🎵

We 100% this time? Or is he going to pop up called Basil Crumpet or some shit

Just had to open the front door for a delivery. Fucking hell. Don't do that.

Another day impersonating the living dead. I feel terrible 😞

It's @cheapshow.bsky.social day, and it's gonna be a sweaty one

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