OMFG

Fuck you Elon I'm a mother-fucking elf ask anyone.

Me, an 11 hour fish tank video, and my turntables.

This coral looks like chips

Keith is making me laugh with his ridiculous shouting

I'm going to be pissed off if I have to skip Spooky Patrol with Disco-dog because of some French weather 🧐

Listening to the stones

Tell your Ma her boyf is heading over

Being good

1st place yodel. But I was in the shower so really last place as they'll have to come back

The race is ON. Royal Mail. Yodel. Evri AND Amazon all due thismorning. Place your bets

Never clicked faster

Does anyone else just get constant static electric shocks in their house/car/dog during winter? Just got zapped by the fucking tap. AGAIN.

Found some big ones on spooky patrol.

Damn that's some good eatin' chilli

The French should keep their weather to themselves frankly.

Just because you're looking at Lara's titties, doesn't mean you have to suck on the nip nips

You can keep your Strang Things. Me and Disco-dog have been out looking for live Draculas. And my headtorch ran out! Spooky

It's getting like formerly Prince Andrew's bedroom around here

Got distracted

Postie's dropped off another banger

The rules of Spooky Patrol: 1) If it looks spooky, you have to go and check it out. 2) Dont get spooked. 3) Come home safe.

👐 hands up if you HAVEN'T got to go to work tomorrow because you took an extra week 👐

"You've an interest in music and used to be a disc jockey, but you found the edges frayed your under-pants"

Happenings are afoot

FFS BBC now I want cheese burgers

Went for a mooch with the pooch

Man is 100% a gangster

Mr Wolf Moon, you ain't half SUPER

We both want the toilet. Neither of us want to move.

*groan* We slept in

Suspicious looking snakes

1st full moon of the year is the wolf moon.

Full moon tonight witches

Bought some records today. Didn't sort out the record room amd make space. Didn't empty the cupboard. Didn't move dog barriers and puppy proof rooms. Sorry.

Bought Disco-dog a new fancy TwiggyTags lead. Looking forward to trying it out tonight when we go out on spooky patrol tonight.

@cheapshow.bsky.social you know how you said 500 was coming up...

Disco-dog standing on my foot at the exact spot the Roe Deer happened a few nights back. Daft dog 🐕

Mood 🥱

Poor poppet is tired today (and so is this poor poppet...me).

Time eh? Mental.

Names i wish I'd called our dog Bramble. 1)Stegroxx 2)Spunkmyre 3)Flavia 4)Nyssa 5)Tesco

Is it too early to get off my face? I should probably wait until after tea eh?

Why are we pissing away fireworks at 20 past 6? Knobs

Tell you what. It's fucking cold out there.

Every single website is emailing me my 2025 round up.

Tired girl