Whistle and I'll cum to you

Another one for @realpaulputner.bsky.social although this one is Library adjacent. youtu.be/AB3GICrBjDY?...

Maybe they shouldn't hire orangutans 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

It's always 'Breaking News' and never 'Bacon News'.

“Yeah Mum, I can totally play more ball. I’m wide awake, honest!!!”

Politics is a bit like football. Load of shit when your side ain't winning

Goggling socialist countries with soft immigration policies

It's @cheapshow.bsky.social day!

She's wet and wild. Typical nineties child. On CD!

I heard you like big brackets

Donny is no good at this diplomacy thing eh

There is a genre of music I hate and I call whiney white dude, and Lewis Capaldi is one of the worsed offenders. Shut the fuck up windgebag.

Swan came right up and hissed in Bram's face lastnight. She deserved it though for being a knob generally.

The Fuckest Uppest

Giving your ex one last run over the jumps

George Lucas is a hack fraud

Which one is Eugenie? Eyes or Chin?

River Sunday

Hello. Is Pennywise in please?

Found it

I'm having a wicked time with Japanese jazz-funk

Where's this rain then? Feels like my brain is melting out of my ears

Just remembered dreaming that I had a third tit growing on my back. Anyway hope you’re all having a nice day x

Paging @realpaulputner.bsky.social this is probably up your strasse youtu.be/C7lTsln8fRQ?...

Also a Blue Moon this month Moon fans

May day

They're called Licorice allsorts, yet they mostly taste highly similar 🤷‍♂️

Listened to this. Then I watched a show, and bought a novelisation of a missing show. So I guess I liked it!

May's full moon is the Flower Moon

It's multi award winning, multi award nominated podcast @cheapshow.bsky.social day!

Made you look

Mine the busiest shipping channel in the world. OK dickhead 🙄

Uncle Travelling Cliff

Just ate an old drumstick lolly that I found in the office and it was like glass

They should have called The Sarah Jane Adventures, The Milfy Milf Adventures

I am a 1, and all you 10s are going to be very embarrassed if there's a fire alarm like the one that happened to me once at 3am at Kings Cross Premier Inn. Think on!

There's 'white' and then there's 'space-vampire'. Knowwhatamsayin?

Who wants to start a band call 'The Notorious Renegades'?!

How is this cool? fuck off!

Cliff no go work pls

Pulled back, hips hurt, supports on both knees because of strains, still getting over a major shoulder injury which burns, head ache, just bit my own cheek, fingertip pain from guitar out of nowhere. MIDDLE AGE SUCKS

Britain

Just heard the new Strokes tune. Very unimpressive

It's always the same story with these cunts. The chip on my shoulder gets bigger every day.