"A BALLBAG?!"

Pre-TV Superted, you say?

Monthly Patreon thread. As always, first month's free as I won't charge until Feb. Tiers start at £1, with 908,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts: patreon.com/posts/26784352

Has he been?

2025's final video is now available for all. God Help Ye, Merry Gentlemen, it's Little and Large at Christmas. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gujz...

Thoroughly lost my mind at this panicked Generation Game contestant (he was 31, if you're wondering)

Here, have a spooky little song I made last year

I'm bored so here once again is the greatest Christmas title sequence in TV history

The best part of making stuff, besides having others enjoy it, is experiencing your work improve as you learn your craft. "This thing's so much better than last year's things. I can't wait to see what next year's things are like!" AI nobbers are robbing themselves of this joy.

My latest video crashes the televised Christmas parties of the man who set the bar Caligula and Dionysus futilely grasped for; the tabloid Great Gatsby, James Whale. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po_c...

"Well, too much. It's too much fucking perspective now.”

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing. All from his movies.

When Roy Castle sang about dedication, this is specifically what he was referring to:

Oh by the way, last night I dreamed I made Anthea Turner fall out of a tree in shock by informing her Bruno Brookes regularly shat in my bath.

"Cracking slop, Gromit!"

Gonna be pissed off if I hear Tarantino talking shit about Billy Pearce.

Looked up 'living your best life' in the dictionary and this is what came up

Monthly Patreon thread, with seasonal offerings, including your fifth annual Selection Box video. Tiers start at £1, with 900,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts: patreon.com/posts/26784352

Right old proper hauntology here, at the bottom of the dingy old Fright Bag in the dark corner of the Forbidden Basement of Mystery.

Now available for all, every skunk ape and boggart's favourite tradition. Spritz yourself with holy water, it's your fourth annual Fright Bag. youtu.be/R3i59_54_5U?...

If I could have chosen to look or sound like anyone, it would have been Udo Kier. Absolutely unheard of levels of aura.

Little and Large *and* Cobra off Gladiators is simply too much comedy. Everyone who attended that show died of laughter like that bloke who keeled over at The Goodies

"It's Julie!" etsy.me/49Q39gD

Don't talk to me about Wadlow's 'fit' unless it's whether or not his nob can 'fit' inside three Pringles cans stacked end to end.

Now available for all, my new video looks at CITV's It's a Mystery, where Neil Buchanan and mates introduced viewers to all the Fortean classics, along with the strange (and badly acted) experiences of the Great British Public. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo08...

Wish tonight's Children in Need was more like the old ones? Your luck's come in, pal!

Andy Muschietti off of It when someone asks 'just one time could you do a monster that doesn't have long limbs and a wonky face and opens its gob really wide?'

A title screen I dreamed

Someone went on You Bet identifying episodes of You Bet and Matthew Kelly's eyes turned completely black

Monthly Patreon thread. As always, free month if you sign up now as I won't charge until Dec 1st. Tiers start at £1, with 891,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts: patreon.com/posts/26784352

Happy Birthday, The Devil x

Learning chaos magick to manifest a film starring Michael McKean about the last years of Larry Grayson.

If you're in the mood, here's last year's Halloween Fright Bag, containing what remains the most ludicrous piece of television I have ever stumbled upon. WARNING: you may die of terror. In fact, it's very likely. youtu.be/XRRhNvSsW3g?...

Absolutely weeping having to massacre a Hans Moretti section in an upcoming video cos he's got Jean-Michel Jarre playing in the background.

This actually happened: Me: what shall we watch Her: Dunno. Maybe check if there's a-- Me: Oh yeah, if there's a Millard then we drop everything. ...AND THERE IS

Pump it up! Now available for all, Saturday Morning Archaeology continues with a dissection of Fully Booked, and its rapid reinventions from bright colours and wacky puppets to being all trendy and 'phat' youtu.be/sqmtf4CD10A?...

New video time. Dennis Taylor fulfills his comic ambitions, lonely hearts seek love in a baffling Anne and Nick spin-off, and one of Britain's most iconic beauties waffles on and on, in another VHS:WTF Unlucky Dip. youtu.be/vD4Omg04sQc?...

H from Steps is gonna be livid if Paddington taps him on the shoulder right now.

Thought this was a frame from the lost Gorilla Monsoon biopic.

"Oh, my dear old friend!" called Jilly Cooper, as she saw Karla the elephant, whose trunk was now dislodged, merrily cavorting across the plains of Heaven with a gleeful Paul Daniels on her back.

Monthly (spooky Halloween) Patreon thread. As always, free month if you sign up now as I won't charge until Nov 1st. Tiers start at £1, with 885,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts: patreon.com/posts/26784352

September 30th / October 1st

You should always check out RoseTintedSpectrum's videos, but this one in particular may contain a surprise.

"Stop moaning about rubbish old telly and find something good for once!" From the creator of Rentaghost, my new video looks at the sci-fi hi-jinx of Galloping Galaxies. youtu.be/wYm-pFdNFUY?...

A digital ID to prove that you have seen the football hooligan film I.D. and are part of the Shadwell Army.

Galton and Simpson/Clement and La Frenais

Should probably add a 'brought to you by paracetamol' banner to the top of all my work