Galton and Simpson/Clement and La Frenais

Should probably add a 'brought to you by paracetamol' banner to the top of all my work

When there's a group of young people leaning on a wall watching you go by and you forget how to walk.

Me on my way to the rapture

Strictly are blowing it if they don't have big Tom Skinner do an Aguirre themed dance

These days, if you take a sideways look at the week's news, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail.

When the media talk about 'the queen'

Crackerjack's legacy of gunge, games, and absurd variety acts was carried into the 90s by Hangar 17, and my new video picks apart its archive, stumbling on an incredible lost artifact of British culture. www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1wS...

"Fine, I'm coming over, but you'd better not be papier-mâché Danny Trejo from Death Wish 4: The Crackdown when I get there" Me:

It's yer monthly Patreon thread. As always, free month if you sign up now as I won't charge until October 1st. Tiers start at £1, with 878,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts: patreon.com/posts/26784352

A foul green sod in a mouldy hovel, and the lone friend who sings absolute bangers about cowpats. My new video holds its nose for the depressing, putrid world of Greenclaws. youtu.be/fTDCWw6u1Sc?...

During a theatre tour to San Francisco, Lionel Blair struck up a friendship with Bruce Lee, and the pair played postal chess until Lee's death.

In my new video, now available for all, Part II of our look at The Big Breakfast. It's a tale of two eras, with Chris Evans' waheys versus the gattling gun innuendo of Johnny and Denise. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwuc...

Monthly Patreon thread. As always, free month if you sign up now as I won't charge until September 1st. Tiers start at £1, with 870,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts: patreon.com/posts/26784352

Frequently requested, Saturday Morning Archaeology finally boards the Millennium Dustbin for a series of tonally-jarring, rain-soaked chats with the Great British Public. In my new video, it's ITV's Get Fresh. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM2Z...

Yesterday was the worst fucking day of my life, but before that, it started the same as most days do, with Sabbath blaring in my headphones. Rest well and thanks to the best to ever do it.

Goodbye to the best friend I ever had

Ooh, I could promote me wares! In my new video, it's the big one, as Stu Francis and his light-ent pals drag crazed audiences and celebrity guests through the gunge-slathered antics of Crackerjack (Crackerjack!) youtu.be/CG1szuBUSqE?...

Up the chef's arse.

I don't normally comment on my own posts, but this sounds insane.

Norman Tebbit bumping into Cilla downstairs

Idris Elba's really perfected his acting style of 'always look at every other character like they've got BO'

Always forget how stacked the cast of Alien 3 was

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Treated myself @severinfilms.bsky.social

I can't make videos about rotten old telly without looking at the undisputed trash-culture King. Now available for all, perhaps the most powerfully accursed of all 90's TV, it's The Word. www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9Pn...

It's me, your beloved GamesMaster. To unlock a bonus life in Fantasy World Dizzy, enter the secret dungeon in the fairy castle and give the packet of Imodium to Bernie Winters.

The Hexham Arses were a pair of small stone arses, about 6 cm high, found in 1971 in the English town of Hexham. The arses became associated with alleged paranormal phenomena, and their exact origin is a point of controversy.

You should watch Stuart's video, but even if you don't you are now blessed with the Wizbit theme earworm for the rest of the day. You're welcome.

Now available for all, my new video concerns the time evil warlock Paul Daniels made a foray into children's television, as we dance through the veil into the lurid occult whimsy of Wizbit. youtu.be/sswfxTQhsI0?...

Duncan Goodhew returning from Turkey with a full head of hair

Tag yourself, I'm Tony Hart after he's just opened the Hellraiser puzzle box

Starting work on this year's Halloween videos

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Initially, I was thrilled to win the Omaze toilet, but the ground rent is crippling me and it's 15ft in diameter, so I keep falling in.

Bogeys, terlets, fire safety and hung-over rock gods. In my new video, Saturday Morning Archaeology returns, with a pair of extremely '90s episodes of Live and Kicking. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qez9...

Anyone bidding on the giant Benny head would do well to consider its enormous size.

"Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a gunge tank?" Set the dial for 'the good old days', as my new video looks at forgotten (and deeply weird) Noel Edmonds nostalgia series, Time of Your Life. youtu.be/ObF20HV-psw?...

In this month's essay, a soft Southern boy thrashes about in the deep end of regional pride, with the incomprehensible humour and near-infinite songs about canals of A Black Country Night Out. franticplanet.wordpress.com/2025/05/18/a...

Someone told me punks live in lampposts, which is why they have those numbers on them (like house numbers) and if you knock on a lamppost a mohicaned punk will emerge and chase you

"We do everything bigger in America, y'all!" screams the new Pope, using tongues as he kisses the tarmac.

inevitably, the dots

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Having to hide when you heard the rattle of the skeleton bus coming down your street. Taping the letterbox down so they couldn't stick their arms in to feel around. Trying to keep the dog quiet when your house was surrounded.

It's time. We can't put it off any longer. Let us venture deep into the Heart of Darkness, with a thorough examination of Little and Large series one. www.youtube.com/watch?v=V634...

Watching Millard's output has directly replaced the time i used to spend actually watching TV. Cannot recommend anything/one higher.

when I do a craft project I don't fuck about