Someone went on You Bet identifying episodes of You Bet and Matthew Kelly's eyes turned completely black

Monthly Patreon thread. As always, free month if you sign up now as I won't charge until Dec 1st. Tiers start at £1, with 891,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts: patreon.com/posts/26784352

Happy Birthday, The Devil x

Learning chaos magick to manifest a film starring Michael McKean about the last years of Larry Grayson.

If you're in the mood, here's last year's Halloween Fright Bag, containing what remains the most ludicrous piece of television I have ever stumbled upon. WARNING: you may die of terror. In fact, it's very likely. youtu.be/XRRhNvSsW3g?...

Absolutely weeping having to massacre a Hans Moretti section in an upcoming video cos he's got Jean-Michel Jarre playing in the background.

This actually happened: Me: what shall we watch Her: Dunno. Maybe check if there's a-- Me: Oh yeah, if there's a Millard then we drop everything. ...AND THERE IS

Pump it up! Now available for all, Saturday Morning Archaeology continues with a dissection of Fully Booked, and its rapid reinventions from bright colours and wacky puppets to being all trendy and 'phat' youtu.be/sqmtf4CD10A?...

New video time. Dennis Taylor fulfills his comic ambitions, lonely hearts seek love in a baffling Anne and Nick spin-off, and one of Britain's most iconic beauties waffles on and on, in another VHS:WTF Unlucky Dip. youtu.be/vD4Omg04sQc?...

H from Steps is gonna be livid if Paddington taps him on the shoulder right now.

Thought this was a frame from the lost Gorilla Monsoon biopic.

"Oh, my dear old friend!" called Jilly Cooper, as she saw Karla the elephant, whose trunk was now dislodged, merrily cavorting across the plains of Heaven with a gleeful Paul Daniels on her back.

Monthly (spooky Halloween) Patreon thread. As always, free month if you sign up now as I won't charge until Nov 1st. Tiers start at £1, with 885,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts: patreon.com/posts/26784352

September 30th / October 1st

You should always check out RoseTintedSpectrum's videos, but this one in particular may contain a surprise.

"Stop moaning about rubbish old telly and find something good for once!" From the creator of Rentaghost, my new video looks at the sci-fi hi-jinx of Galloping Galaxies. youtu.be/wYm-pFdNFUY?...

A digital ID to prove that you have seen the football hooligan film I.D. and are part of the Shadwell Army.

Galton and Simpson/Clement and La Frenais

Should probably add a 'brought to you by paracetamol' banner to the top of all my work

When there's a group of young people leaning on a wall watching you go by and you forget how to walk.

Me on my way to the rapture

Strictly are blowing it if they don't have big Tom Skinner do an Aguirre themed dance

These days, if you take a sideways look at the week's news, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail.

When the media talk about 'the queen'

Crackerjack's legacy of gunge, games, and absurd variety acts was carried into the 90s by Hangar 17, and my new video picks apart its archive, stumbling on an incredible lost artifact of British culture. www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1wS...

"Fine, I'm coming over, but you'd better not be papier-mâché Danny Trejo from Death Wish 4: The Crackdown when I get there" Me:

It's yer monthly Patreon thread. As always, free month if you sign up now as I won't charge until October 1st. Tiers start at £1, with 878,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts: patreon.com/posts/26784352

A foul green sod in a mouldy hovel, and the lone friend who sings absolute bangers about cowpats. My new video holds its nose for the depressing, putrid world of Greenclaws. youtu.be/fTDCWw6u1Sc?...

During a theatre tour to San Francisco, Lionel Blair struck up a friendship with Bruce Lee, and the pair played postal chess until Lee's death.

In my new video, now available for all, Part II of our look at The Big Breakfast. It's a tale of two eras, with Chris Evans' waheys versus the gattling gun innuendo of Johnny and Denise. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwuc...

Monthly Patreon thread. As always, free month if you sign up now as I won't charge until September 1st. Tiers start at £1, with 870,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts: patreon.com/posts/26784352

Frequently requested, Saturday Morning Archaeology finally boards the Millennium Dustbin for a series of tonally-jarring, rain-soaked chats with the Great British Public. In my new video, it's ITV's Get Fresh. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM2Z...

Yesterday was the worst fucking day of my life, but before that, it started the same as most days do, with Sabbath blaring in my headphones. Rest well and thanks to the best to ever do it.

Goodbye to the best friend I ever had

Ooh, I could promote me wares! In my new video, it's the big one, as Stu Francis and his light-ent pals drag crazed audiences and celebrity guests through the gunge-slathered antics of Crackerjack (Crackerjack!) youtu.be/CG1szuBUSqE?...

Up the chef's arse.

I don't normally comment on my own posts, but this sounds insane.

Norman Tebbit bumping into Cilla downstairs

Idris Elba's really perfected his acting style of 'always look at every other character like they've got BO'

Always forget how stacked the cast of Alien 3 was

It's yer Patreon thread. As always, free month if you sign up now as I won't charge until August 1st. Tiers start at £1, with 863,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts: patreon.com/posts/26784352

Treated myself @severinfilms.bsky.social

I can't make videos about rotten old telly without looking at the undisputed trash-culture King. Now available for all, perhaps the most powerfully accursed of all 90's TV, it's The Word. www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9Pn...

It's me, your beloved GamesMaster. To unlock a bonus life in Fantasy World Dizzy, enter the secret dungeon in the fairy castle and give the packet of Imodium to Bernie Winters.

The Hexham Arses were a pair of small stone arses, about 6 cm high, found in 1971 in the English town of Hexham. The arses became associated with alleged paranormal phenomena, and their exact origin is a point of controversy.

You should watch Stuart's video, but even if you don't you are now blessed with the Wizbit theme earworm for the rest of the day. You're welcome.

Now available for all, my new video concerns the time evil warlock Paul Daniels made a foray into children's television, as we dance through the veil into the lurid occult whimsy of Wizbit. youtu.be/sswfxTQhsI0?...

Duncan Goodhew returning from Turkey with a full head of hair