BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

Me reposting myself

*talking to teenage militant atheist self* current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one

“MY WIFE’S GONNA KILL ME”

Well it's not like you can play the dead or alive game when you're watching Dad's Army these days

Me and my navy, about to embark on our victorious trip through the strait

Me reposting myself

As a British person, I really want to ring up Chad Bianco and ask him why he's so shit

I can't be the first person to have read this and thought that Dublin Bus is trying to encourage job applications by saying "G'wan you prick"

me clicking on this thinking okay what British journo have they got to perform for the right-wing yanks this time, and let me just say, lol, lmao even

When I get a new follower.

I've been reading about beer and pub marketing and what works and what doesn't and how it contributes to the rise and decline of beer culture and then this gem just appears and, well . . .

It'll be like all his isthmuses have come at once 😓

We’re all fans of Germanicus Julius Caesar’s military campaigns in northern Germania, but get a life.

36 / 33 / 3 Alicias #popmaster

33 on round two #popmaster

36 on round one #popmaster

Is this one-way, return?? Do we get group discounts??

God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.

Today I learned there's a "sad" version of the Two Ronnies 'Detectives' theme, like the sad version of the Sweeney theme. youtu.be/cYHWxUFGMAc

I've been doing some research into locations in Prague using Google Maps, and either the guy who was tasked to take the photos got the camera position wrong, or there's a small hairy ghost haunting large swathes of the city.

Snob Doesn’t Think Audiobook Counts As Real Porn

"We apologise but owing to the upcoming nuclear apocalypse there is no longer room in the schedule for All Cricket & Wellies. We appreciate this may come as a relief to some."

There's something just so brilliant about coal mines being directly replaced with solar farms www.pv-magazine.com/2026/04/07/g...

Throw you in jail, these days...

🎵 We'll look back on this and laugh if we live (which we won't) 🎵 spray.bandcamp.com/track/well-l...

TV ANNOUNCER (introducing The World at War): Next the definitive story of humankind's most devastating conflict... ME: ...most devastating conflict so far

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Bit of an ominous sign

Just spitballing here, but what if the people involved in these companies were all to be kicked to bits by horses

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (they sent me more than 50 baseless claims in the end - all have been released)

The Nobel Foundation should organize a football competition.

#StarTrekTNG "Captain's Privilege" Picard volunteers to defend a captain (Billy Dee Williams) accused of violating the Prime Directive. Two Bynars (Carrie Fisher and Peter Mayhew) challenge Ro and Barclay to a dance-off. Transporter chief/DJ: Paul Rudd.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

"We apologise but owing to the upcoming nuclear apocalypse there is no longer room in the schedule for All Cricket & Wellies. We appreciate this may come as a relief to some."

Jill McDonald drawing a parallel Whoniverse where a cartoon called Donald Duck & the Daleks exists…and people say dreams don’t come true and perfection isn’t achievable

Alan Hawkshaw- Fuel Injection [UK,Library Music](1978) https://redd.it/231oip https://youtu.be/bRSrfnb0b0M

mods are asleep post camera falling out of plane and landing in a pig pen to be licked by a pig

Doomsday Clock now just spinning wildly like when they indicate time is passing in a panto

Well, good luck to the Artemis crew with their new mission of repopulating the Earth.

Just been watching the news, now I'm going to stick Threads on for a bit of light relief

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

You at the back! It's SHOO-IN. Not shoe-in because what the fuck is that supposed to mean? "Relax, you got the job, we just need to kick you through the FUCKING DOOR?" Shoo-in. FUCKING SHOO-IN. Like an old-time cinema usher, go on, you're all right, in you go. Kindly. Not shoe-related. Fuck's sake.

I'm proud of this article. I think I've given general readers the essential background to A-R's use of clocks in 1955-1964 with a light hand, then eased them in to the real business: there were two clocks, which for TV presentation geeks is The Big News.