Dick Responsiby

THE THURSDAY MURDER CLUB with @paulwhitelaw.bsky.social shows.acast.com/smershpod/ep...

not sure what language this is, i’ll try to find out as soon as i’ve posted this letter, reaching my fingers through as far as possible to ensure a precise delivery

36 / 33 / 3 Oasises #popmaster

33 on round two #popmaster

FUCK OFF CRAG DAVID (and take Sting with you) #popmaster

36 on round one #popmaster

I keep tropical fish. In me underpants #popmaster

Is it sausages and chips?

Monday

Forever thinking about the Irn Bru Dreamcast I saw at Retro Games at the Barras.

Meet Carole Hersee Mouse.

New podcast episode soon, on the 7th BBC station Aberdeen 2BD in October 1923. Caught our latest episode? On the launch of the Radio Times: pod.fo/e/328f91 + a Substack to go with it: paulkerensa.substack.com/p/the-first-... + a Patreon video to go with it too: www.patreon.com/posts/vid-ra...

Just got back from the Riyadh Comedy Festival and boy are my arms chopped off.

If you see this skeet, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation

“My wife went to Riyadh to see an edgy comedian” “Jimmy Carr?” “No, she went of her own accord”

“The Riyadh Comedy Festival” should be a Comic Strips Presents… episode about a group of edgy comedians staying at the same luxury hotel for the festival, all trying to out ‘edge’ each other and terrified of appearing woke, while also panicking as members of their group start disappearing.

Donkeys at my local animal sanctuary having a party to celebrate one of them living there for 20 years.

I’m sure this screenshot will come in handy.

Hang on this isn't the end of an edition of Bric-a-Brac

Sex is natural, sex is fun Sex is best when it's

The truly perfect business model doesn’t exi-

I have come to the conclusion the EHRC guidance on single sex spaces should not even come to Parliament. It is misleading and has caused distress for my trans constituents. I urge @bphillipsonMP to reject it on grounds of practicality and human rights. sianberry.org.uk/publications/l…

All-timer wikipedia article

This hoary old classic of mine will be 16 years old in a couple of weeks, why not go and view it for old times sake? youtu.be/DFM140rju4k?...

my list MSP who sent me a long email about how banning trans women from women's toilets would protect women and girls etc. has just been suspended from his party for allegations of inappropriate conduct

Seventy years of ITV and it's still full of fresh new ideas. Like the new light entertainment show set to debut tonight at 7.15. #itv70

Overheard in Oxfam: "No you're not getting the Speedos for God's sake"

meanwhile at the Riyadh Comedy Festival

Hedging your bets there lads?

Well don't I feel stupid

Ken Campbell once used a medium to contact the ghost of Laurence Olivier. He asked the spirit who was the greatest actor in the world right now, and received the answer “Jackie Chan”. So Campbell rented as much Chan on VHS as possible and watched the lot. “And do you know, the man was RIGHT!”

Nathan Gill, then a Brexit Party MEP, was paid to make pro-Russian media appearances and statements in the European Parliament He organised a presentation on a Ukraine "peace plan" written by a politician who met Vladimir Putin and praised the event the very next day www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/w...

The first law of thermodynamics is that you don't talk about thermodynamics. The second law of thermodynamics is the same as the first law, but with less energy.

🎵 I’m a BITCH, I’m a Geordie, I’m a Scot, I’m a Nordie, I’m from Jersey, I’m from Wales, This card is doomed to fail. 🎵

And that's your lot. Next week Altered Images sing for me and me alone. Laterz! #totp

When you've been painting all day and forgot you were on #totp in the evening

How old are you m'darlin? #totp

You can see why this would be in a horror film #totp

Oye Mi Canto sounds like me getting off the sofa #totp

A late outing for a Depeché Mode there #totp

He's split up with his areoplane and is now sad about it #totp

Wonder why he never went by Dick #totp

You bring everyone down Nicky #totp

You wouldn't believe the amount of moaning I hear when I whack this on loud #totp

Hoping there's an unhinged Homer overhead #totp