ONE NIL. ! TO THE INGERLUND ! #England #ThreeLions #ENGNZL

The Italian fella certainly loves the sound of his own opinion ... 😳😳😳 #SaturdayKitchen

I appreciate that they're trying to celebrate their anniversary, but this really is a case of *too many* cooks spoiling the broth. #SaturdayKitchen

This is just going to be an hour and a half of self-congratulationary noise, isn't it ... 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ #SaturdayKitchen

There was a time when Mike Bushell would have been the one doing that bleep test. 😂😆😆 #BBCBreakfast

The scoreline and performance aside, why are the two teams that contested both the last Euro final and the last World Cup final, in the same group to try and *qualify* for the next Euros ? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ #ESPENG #Lionesses

I Drove All Night is bloody marvellous ... #TOTP

"Neneh Cherry appears to have a wasp trapped in her trousers, Richie." #TOTP

I've got my rhymes They're in the bank But everyone knows They're a load of wa - (That's enough rapping. Ed.) #TOTP

🎵 Come on, Vogue 🎵 Oh, hang on ... 😳😳😳 #TOTP

".., and we've got a right pile of shite for you tonight, and nothing epitomises that more than our first song, here's Sinitta." #TOTP

Hot Chocolate. Little bit of politics. Little bit of politics. #TOTP

Errol Brown is just effortlessly cool ... 😆😆😆 #TOTP

Fisher Z perhaps a tad too early with their ska-infused The Worker ... #TOTP

Top quiz question many years ago, and we all fell into the trap, "In Up The Junction by Squeeze, what time is the baby born ?" #TOTP

"It's my turn to be at the front." "No, it's my turn." "You're all wrong. It's MY turn, now get out of the way." #TOTP

The full album version of The Number One Song In Heaven is a work of Great Majesty. #TOTP

McFadden and Whitehead, the main rivals to Peaches and Herb in the area of no-win, no fee law firms. #TOTP

The Lone Ranger by Quantum Jump is a pile of unadulterated shite. #TOTP

Marvellous, the chart run down pictures change in time with the POOO beat of Ring My Bell ... 😆😆😆 #TOTP

It's easy enough to take the piss out of Cliff, but the Final Reunion Concert with The Shadows that keeps popping up on Sky Arts shows that he (and they) are actually bloody good at what they do. #TOTP

Liz and Natasha always enjoyed an ice cold glass of Pepsi, but Kerry Katona was always very much a Coke girl ... 😳😳😳 #TOTP

Well this is filth ... 😆😆😆 #TOTP

#TOTP Craaaaaaaaaaaig Da-vid,

Presumably someone's finally told Jay Kay that if he *does* wear a hat indoors, he won't feel the benefit. #TOTP

#TOTP Jeremy Quee, Jazz Club, The Fast Show. Nice.

1999, the year in which any record released by Whitney Houston failed to have any discernable tune ... 😳😳😳 #TOTP

I really need to pay more attention, it sounded very much like Cliff was repeatedly singing "Gay Men" at the end there ... 😳😳😳 #TOTP

... worst round of I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue's "One Song To The Tune Of Another" ever ... 😳😳😳 #TOTP

If you weren't paying full attention, it seems that the entire Top 20 this week is a new entry ... #TOTP

"... and Martine's new album, called Absolutely Stealing A Living As A Singer is out next week ..." 😳😳😳 #TOTP

Phats. And Small. It's a bit shit. Not Arf ! #TOTP

Why not just re-release the original, this adds absolutely nothing whatsoever ... #TOTP

Have only recently managed to see the Boyzone documentary series, and it turns out that they were/are properly fucked up. 😳😳😳 #TOTP

Fair play to Ollie Robinson for taking his chance with both hands, but any half decent bowler may well have had a chance out there over the last couple of days. #ENGvNZ #BBCCricket #BBCTMS

O'Leary and Hammond have become even moe insufferable than ever ... 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #ThisMorning

Are ITV now so skint that they can't afford actual models for the fashion items ? #Lorraine

As they say, you don't know how good a first innings score actually is until the opposition goes in to bat, and, at the moment, 140 is looking pretty decent ... #ENGvNZ #BBCCricket #BBCTMS

"... and what would you like to do with the first counter ?" "I'd like to give it to Claire." "Yes, but what would you like to do with the first counter ?" #TippingPoint

"Ooh, that Paul Brand. He's like a young Robert Rinder. At your age. At our age. Young Man !" #GMB #GoodMorningBritain

The *Michael Hunt* Award ? Really ? 😆😆😆 #GMB

"This Diamond Lights Express thing isn't terrible by any means, but at the same time, I've not yet heard anything that I'd want to listen to again, which probably isn't the best recommendation for a radio show, and for that reason, I'm out. I wish you all well for the future though." #DLXP

"SEVEN requests, Richie ? Oh well." "I see what you did there, Eddie." #DLXP

#DLXP IT'S WAVES ! IT'S BLOODY WAVES ...

Having heard Paul Young's abysmal version of Love Will Tear Us Apart, Joy Division fans must have been shitting themselves when they heard that Russ Abbott's new single was Atmosphere ... #DLXP

Atmossphere, very much in the style of Dance With Me by Reginald Bosanquet, that Sam was kind enough to play a couple of weeks ago ... #DLXP #Sams80s

Big Fun ? BIG FUN ? That's an offence under the Trade Descriptions Act if ever there was one. Bloody Rubbish ! #DLXP

An element of justice there, it would have been an absolute travesty if someone who basically appeared to know bugger all somehow managed to walk away with £20K. #TippingPoint

Crikey, the refusal of the Bake Off answer was pedantic even by the usual #TippingPoint standards.