Take my money Lego. Take my money.

me: *visits website for the first time ever* website: You’ve read your last free article.

Bought this today and I can not wait to listen to “The Punk One” and “Do It Yourself”

"Devil Woman" by Cliff Richard is about pegging

Everyone in Cardiff vapes

Get a fucking move on son

Upstairs to the theatre for @simonloverules.bsky.social (& the Old Romantics) for his blend of silly and heartfelt, this was great fun #walesgoespop

Hard to believe from the look of it today, but this is the exact point where Robert Johnson sold his soul to the devil.

It’ll sound different when there are parishioners in the pews

The Beatles invented WFH in 1966.

@simonloverules.bsky.social The One True Prince Of Wales "The sharp tongued, self-aware persona is still intact but he lets us in.. The jokes no longer deflect everything and the gaps they leave make this album all the better for it."@trevelkin.bsky.social www.godisinthetvzine.co.uk/2026/03/31/s...

My great showbiz pal Simon has another outstanding record out, and I trust you're all going to listen to it cos you'll enjoy it.

Aintcha heard the news? Adam and Eve were Jews

Thomas gets taken to a black ops site

I don’t use AI at all in my writing as I genuinely don’t think it’s as good as me.

It's definitely not S4C

It’s out! You can listen to “THE ONE TRUE PRINCE OF WALES (in exile after abdication)” today. If you’re coming to Cardiff today you’ll be able to buy a copy too. I’m very proud of this record and I hope you’ll all enjoy it hurrahmusica.bandcamp.com/album/the-on...

Where does David Mitchell buy his shirts is it the worst shirts you can possibly buy dotcom

You wrote a novel using AI? Cool. It's like that time I ran a marathon using a Ford Focus.

The sounds have been checked and they sound good.

Tickets for tonight will be taken off sale at 4pm after that it'll be £10 on the door. Doors- 7:30 Corduroy Williams- 8:15 Charm Wrestle- 9:00 Simon Love- 9:45 All timings are approximate

@simonloverules.bsky.social's new album has made it south of the Equator. What fun! Music that bypasses every musical filter except pure enjoyment. Splendidly witty arrangements; preposterously clever lyrics. I'm really just chuffed that someone has taken all that trouble just to make me happy...

Lovely stuff! First up on the "I Arrogantly Recommend" section of Stewart Lee's mailout.

Happy release day to @simonloverules.bsky.social The One True Prince of Wales (in exile after abdication)! His new album is out today and it's a belter! youtu.be/YNmYMwbd52g?...

Tickets for tonight will be taken off sale at 4pm after that it'll be £10 on the door. Doors- 7:30 Corduroy Williams- 8:15 Charm Wrestle- 9:00 Simon Love- 9:45 All timings are approximate

Why they going to the Moon? They been there! It’s nothing. Go to somewhere else.

I can only presume there’s a meteor heading towards us with 8 days until impact

also they formed a band

What do you mean one of the astronauts is called Victor Carroon?

People say John Lennon is dead but his Instagram is verified.

My new single "I Am This Thing" is streaming everywhere now! It’s about the shock of existence and the dread of unbeing. You can vibrate internally to it, or flail around like a maniac, but I wouldn’t advise dancing… You can listen to it here: ffm.to/bx57oxq

Spielberg's remake of Hollyoaks.

*taps nose but nothing falls out*

Does everyone jam the microwave door catch so you can stir the food while it’s cooking or just me?

I've made an all-Welsh playlist to go inbetween the bands at the launch of my new album "THE ONE TRUE PRINCE OF WALES (in exile after abdication)" tomorrow. It runs the gamut of Welsh music from @shakinstevens.bsky.social to @helenlove1.bsky.social

>Engage Stewart Lee mode...< These days... You can't even say "Oi Oi Guvnor? Cup o tea mate? 'Ows about them Spurs eh? They was robbed mukka, facken robbed! 'ows the trouble & strife fella? Alright? 'AVE A BANANA!" without someone calling the police on you. These days... >End Stewart Lee mode...<

Ahoy-hoy. Are you coming to see me play the first socially distanced gig since 2021 on Thursday? I can almost guarantee that you won’t get Covid.

Just saw two old ladies high-fiving

I get the feeling that the diversity questions at the end of the application form will do for us…

Three cheers to @godisinthetvzine.bsky.social for the first review of the album! www.godisinthetvzine.co.uk/2026/03/31/s...

Anybody else meet their spouse/partner on the Jeremy Renner app?

Can't wait to finally hear "Heil Hitler" live! www.nme.com/news/music/k...

Jack Whitehall on SNL is the perfect booking as he represents everything people love about modern British comedy.