Maybe the baby just didn’t like the shoes?

Boston Cop Slide sounds like a financial maneuver i do not even WANT to have explained to me

Just saw a child eating a Kinder Egg as if it were an apple. #endofdays

Charity shops, STOP DOING THIS

For sale: baby, exploded

10 years ago I and The Old Romantics played the Swn Festival in Cardiff and my dad joined us to sing “Handle With Care” by the Travelling Wilburys. He was doing the Roy Orbison bits but changed the words because “They didn’t make any sense” youtu.be/TZl4GmiRhdk?...

I was in a pub this evening where there was a man with a guitar and his friend with a drum pad and a cymbal. No-one wanted them there. No-one applauded when they finished a song. Why do pubs do this? Just get a DJ! Or a jukebox. No-one needs inferior versions of songs. Anyway alcohol.

I’ve heard the new songs on “Anthology 4” and am willing to accept questions

Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going! Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists. We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.

John Carpenter’s “Thing 2”

Do you think Bob Dylan* ever had erectile issues and went into the doctors shouting "PUMP DON'T WORK"? *Tom Watt if wet.

Just uploading some old clips from the podcast to YouTube, oldies but goodies. This one’s from our very first episode. Find it by searching General Witchfinders on your podcast app, and the T-shirt is on our website. youtube.com/shorts/Sr3Nj...

Big naturals is BBC exec slang for any new David Attenborough series

Where are the 50th Anniversary Celebrations for this absolute 100% solid gold banger?

DESPERATE DISCOUNT – 25% off everything at the @precrecs.bsky.social Bandcamp page tomorrow (Friday November 7). Please use the code 'DESPERATE' at checkout for 24 hours only and tell all your friends. preciousrecordingsoflondon.bandcamp.com

This cunt needs dealing with

Grampy no!!!

This cunt needs dealing with

I just saw the teaser trailer for that new Michael Jackson biopic and it pisses me off so much that it's his NEPHEW playing him when there are THOUSANDS of real talented Hollywood peadophiles available.

You can almost hear the CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM music playing in the background...

Does anyone know where a man might be able to buy a pair of these in London before Sunday please?

And like a brown bird nesting in a Texaco sign I got a point of view

Earlier this evening I was listening to “I’m Losing More Than I Ever Have” by Primal Scream and my current wife asked if it was from my new album. I said it wasn’t me and she called our son in and asked him who he thought was singing “It’s dad” They’re not the first people to make this comparison…

Can’t wait to hear part two of our Flash Gordon review? Sign up on Patreon to get it now, ad-free. www.patreon.com/posts/142743...

If you’re in the mood for a spooky read, I highly advise getting a copy of the latest @generalwitch.bsky.social zine

Thought i'd have a look at Thre*ds again. I lasted 5 seconds and deleted the app.

Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"

Bluesky’s really fun, I think you’d like it.

I visited a sick kid in the hospital today. Will definitely ask permission next time. And will make sure they know me. And I won’t play a guitar. A blow-up party guitar. And sing the Mississippi blues. And pass the hat around after.

mmmm my favorite mcdonald’s food, Dore, Caprer, and a side of Cchinges

AT LEAST WE GOT THE TORIES OUT LADS

Good to see Emilia Clarke continuing her unbroken run of appearing in absolute dogshit films with “The Twits”

Keep seeing Ricky Gervais' fizzog on animal charity adverts and thinking "Really? Are you sure he's not benefiting more from this association than you are?"

great to see everything suddenly quickly being fixed

Can't believe it's been nearly 420 years since them slags smashed into the Houses of Parliament, it still freaks my nut out to this day.

“Remember remember the fifth of November” is like the Olde English version of “9/11 Never Forget”

Figured out that I'm in the fifth stage of grieving for my job- Acceptance.

"I know the fireworks I set off on my garden frighten your pets and keep your kids awake, but it's only one night of the year." So it's like The Purge, but for cunts.

A strange sense of calmness has fallen across me this morning

There are two magpies fucking up a crow in the tree outside my kitchen window. Is that good?

Awake from a dream where Uncle Phil welcomes me into the Banks family, much to the chagrin of Jazzy Jeff.

Keir Starmer does a Bud Dwyer at his resignation speech but it later turns out he was attempting to shoot a trans person and he just fucked it up really badly.

This Starbucks advert has been written by AI right? It’s got the nonsensical rhythms of a clanker.

Sat here applying for jobs like the world’s ending and listening to Beady Eye.

Ritually sacrificing Patrick Stewart won’t bring back your box office.

This is the progress for anyone who listens to The Beach Boys Love You

Oh wow did you hear about the mysterious fire next week