I bought the new Panda Bear and Sonic Boom album yesterday and got a lucky charm as a free gift.

I want to go to a gig tomorrow but it’s at the Union Chapel and it’ll be fucking roasting in there won’t it?

Can’t believe these two turned up in the Dune 3 trailer

How strong is that fan?!?

£65 KFC order.

Just got a rejection email for a job I applied for approx. 3 months ago.

Due to a localised earthquake, my inflatable Jarvis is now riding Derpy

You can listen to the latest “LOVE AND RAIN” (feat. me and @johnrain.co.uk) @noiseboxradio.com show on Mixcloud now. It’s ladies night but everyone is allowed to enjoy it. www.mixcloud.com/NoiseboxRadi...

There's been a lot of good, new releases so far this year - Daniel Romano, Bevis Frond, Boards of Canada, Simon Love, The Junipers, Spencer Collum, The Hanging Stars, Tara Clerkin Trio, The Coral, The Notwist. Here's a wee summary playlist if you're so inclined open.qobuz.com/playlist/664...

A short comic about Lenny #TheSimpsons #comics

The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

YOU’RE UNDER CITIZENS ARREST! YOU’RE UNDER CITIZENS ARREST! AND I’LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE! YOU’RE UNDER CITIZENS ARREST AS WELL!!!

Put your hands on the car and get ready to die.

My algorithm is now feeding me this stuff and I love it youtu.be/A7e8J1kozqU?...

I’m sat in the shade in my garden and flies keep landing on me like I’m a piece of shit.

This should be the plot of a new SCOOBY-DOO movie

My great-grandfather was from Cape Verde. #fact

Happy Birthday Ringo #areyoulearninggerman

"Keep Your Hands Off My Baby" (Goffin-King) has been recorded by many artists, most notably Little Eva, who had a #12 hit in 1962. The Beatles recorded the song for the BBC radio in 1963 and also performed it on their first British Tour. It was released on their album, Live at the BBC in 1994.

Yes, Days. But flip it over and it’s the best Kinks dance pop record since one of their early hits. Always fills a floor.

He’s joining S Club

“I will make a statement on my future in public life at 2pm”

What the hell is this? They should have lost by 30.

I had a dream last night where Gore Verbinski assassinated Orson Welles. I then had one that was a full on horror film but it’s been wiped from my memory.

Don't do it, Rocky!

I didn’t know Michael Jackson’s dad was a demon from Sunnydale.

Me today about everything

Third song for the day: @thisistheloves.bsky.social - Sweet Sister Delia I'm actually in this video. The crotch that The Superstar vomits into, yeah that's mine. I also made the fake sick! @simonloverules.bsky.social paid me in vodka and generic-Redbull-substitute. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps4Q...

A man who publicly was doing something which, when done wrong, can cause graft-vs-host disease, an autoimmune disease which can attack, among other things, your GI tract, now has an autoimmune disease which is attacking his GI tract. What a coincidence.

It’s so hot. Destroy Stonehenge

I described this film to my current wife as being an American remake of an European remake of "Night Of The Living Dead" I will not be taking questions about this description. I loved it though. And the beach at the end is the same beach from the end of "Planet Of The Apes"

My street smells like a pet shop and I don't know why #notaeuphemism #notcode

If you see guys like this in a 70’s heist movie you know you’re about to watch an all-time classic

Help our first London show to be a success – i.e. not spending a fortune renting a cinema to sit in on our own Join us at ActOne Acton on Friday 30th Oct for DR JEKYLL & SISTER HYDE + a live podcast. Please grab a ticket ASAP, bring a Hammer-friendly mate or two, and pls repost tinyurl.com/DRJeky11

I buried a Teatles badge in the garden behind the canteen there in 2022. I wonder if it's flowered yet?

This morning I am up to the first song on the first @thisistheloves.bsky.social album, “The Sound We Make Is…” open.substack.com/pub/simonlov...

Before seeing Metallica tonight, I went for a wander around the V&A Storeroom and saw Dot Cotton’s wig, Ronnie Barker’s BAFTA, Dave Bowie’s Space Echo and a THX-1138 version of the place from the end of “Raiders Of The Lost Ark”

July 5th 2025 v July 5th 2026

Any players been arrested for nicking a diamond bracelet yet?

Gone to the rock show

we are suffering a severe lack of Steinman/Meat Loaf-style songs, by which I mean soaring seven-minute ballads in which a guy sleeps with one woman and immediately afterwards dies in a motorcycle accident (he is also a werewolf)

British people coming up with yet another name for bread rolls (muscular handshake labelled "baps") British people coming up with yet another name for breasts

If Number 10 is going to Manchester, then this scourge on London should go too. #tennis #wimbledon #wombles #s4c #cunts

Just saw “Backrooms” TURN YOUTUBE OFF.

This just in: Steven & Jason hanging out with Donovan.

"Ready to have your pic taken, Chris?"