Have a cool Yule you all. See you tomorrow yeah?

We’re watching “Home Alone 2: Lost In New York” and I’ve never noticed before how much Trump leers at Kevin’s arse as he walk away.

Let me take this opportunity to say that This Is My Street is still available digitally on Bandcamp for a very reasonable price... daytriprecords.bandcamp.com/album/this-i...

Surprisitron The Birthday Robot

Getting into the spirit now thanks to my favourite singing pedalo youtu.be/vyho4Bdjm6Y?...

Why does ice need a Twitter account?

Can’t believe they made a film about such a tiny doctor who.

"Come ... It is time to keep your appointment with The Snowman."

Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”

Join us as we complete our reviews of the original run of #BBCGhostStoryForChristmas. We watched The Ice House. Join us at our Christmas spa retreat, pop on your headphones and listen to our review. Merry Christmas. tinyurl.com/1cehouse

That lad’s going to die of hair

It was Christmas Eve, babe In the Gunge tank

How I'm arriving at the Bluesky Christmas Party

Mike Love and Dean Torrence are, to slightly borrow something @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social skeeted the other day, the Cannon and Little of surf-rock.

beer mom

DESOLATION. Wear some old army trousers so you can feel like a REAL MAN. Fuck off. #army

I see Fat White Family are jonesing again

At last, scientists believe they have an answer to 'why did the Minidisc fail'

We’ve watched 8 and a half hours of “Lord Of The Rings” with our son over the last few weeks and tonight at the first ending of “Return Of The King”, he shouted “DO IT FROMO!” #fromo

First they came for the right wingers and I was there right down the front shouting “get in the van”

John Lennon famously tried to imagine a world without Brotherhood Of Man. Shows what he knew, eh #totp

Fish ‘n’ Mash but y’all ain’t ready for that

Popping an egg in my bath tonight for Chris Rea #egg

Beautiful youtu.be/0PYqqvGcf5U?...

got my adhd upgraded to ad4k

Watching “NOS4A2” and there’s 11 years difference between the main girl and her mother.

Hands up who knew there was a new Jonathan Richman album released this year?

Fighting the temptation to go and buy cans

Do the orcs in “Lord Of The Rings” have huge dripping hogs when they’re born/hatched fully grown?

I'm sorry but I still refuse to believe this man is only seven

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

Santa Is Now Using AI

Lake Mungo is on Criterion through the end of the month. I'm pretty sure I've mentioned this one a few times before; I rewatched it again tonight because I was in a ghost story mood. Gotta say, it gets better on every rewatch. I don't think it's personal Top-10, but it's definitely in my Top 20.

Tonight hopefully I’ll finish “Theatre Of Blood” This’ll be my fourth attempt. It’s fun but it’s tiring.

Writing and talking is how I get my thoughts and ideas in order and find myself with new ones I didn't have before. It's weird that we have to say that.

Now I’m all for cynical Christmas songs but this sounds like it was designed by a committee. And it rips off the feel of “Christmas Wrapping” too. youtu.be/kOmZNnJDdxQ?...

Song for the day: @simonloverules.bsky.social - It's Christmas All Over Again I just bought it, you should too. It's lovely. simonlove.bandcamp.com/track/its-ch...

Off to see Andy Windsor

1. “Paris 1919” John Cale 2. “If Love Is The Law” Noel Gallagher’s High-Sided Vehicles 3. “Hello, Goodbye” The Beatles

They've got cars big as cars, they've got rivers of wet But the wind is dead windy, it's no place for a vet When you first took my hand on a cold Christmas eve You promised me a secondary hand was waiting for me.

Maybe the rich won't explode into loot like a video game character when they die, but we won't know for sure until we do some empirical testing.

Anjelica Huston — Andy Warhol, 1972.

This is from six months ago. That's how "unexpected" the Walliams news is.

Simon says it's not actually a Christmas song, but I've categorised it as a festive gem, and therefore it's on the Late Show wMB. All complaints must be submitted in writing and will be answered within 28 working days. buff.ly/wH9wphz