That boy gon die of hair

If you've seen What About Bob? then this excellent mini documentary (which is full of spoilers of course) about just how much Murray and Dreyfuss loathed each other is fascinating. youtu.be/hqvQwgGf0Gs?...

Bradford, West Yorkshire. 2026.

My "I WAS NEVER A CLOSE FRIEND OF PETER MANDELSON" t-shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

🗣️MORE. 🗣️WOMEN. 🗣️PEDOPHILES.

Awake from a dream where Keith Richards was in the England squad for the 1966 World Cup. During the first match he was sent off for foul and abusive language and then he punched Alf Ramsey in the tunnel to the changing room, which meant he was sent back to Redlands in disgrace.

Post a banger that isn't in English youtu.be/JiXtNthOOUM?...

Typical @simonloverules.bsky.social: take something heart-breakingly hurtful, and turn it into something palatable. Oh Simon. I know what this means. You're a braver little toaster than I. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNmY...

We’re watching “The Spy Who Came In From The Cold” tonight and I got very excited when I spotted Michael Ripper as Burton’s replacement in the library.

Posting this every day until we all find Jesus

Tony Blackburn judges the children’s fancy dress parade at the Erie Electronics charity fete, Yarmouth 7th July 1969. Third prize goes, as you can see to Debra and Mandy Dyble who appeared as John Lennon and Yoko Ono.

When I get some money, I’m gonna pre-order this album.

When did Ryan Gosling play Lewis Hamilton?

I endorse the viewing of this excellent video for an excellent song #ThumbsUp

Such a good song and such a fun video.

The video for my new song "But I'm Getting Used To It" is almost at 300 views which is quite something for me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNmY...

Just saw a Facebook comment saying the Molotovs album is “the best debut album since Glasvegas” There’s damning with faint praise and then there’s that.

I'm a year older than Michael Ironside was in "Starship Troopers"

British people have no business watching the Super Bowl or SNL

I watched “Psycho II” last night and loved it. This morning I’m re-listening to the episode of @stillanygood.bsky.social about it and am enthused that the lads loved it too. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/s...

Dear fans of Neil Young…

I'll be there. Be cool like me and go to this

If you live in London and want to hear my hit single “But I’m Getting Used To It” as well as some other songs from the new “The One True Prince Of Wales” album and a selection of my other golden hits, buy a ticket for this wegottickets.com/event/687701

He’s back. Equally heart breaking and funny, @simonloverules.bsky.social makes a welcome return. Preorder the album now on Bandcamp. youtu.be/YNmYMwbd52g?...

This is SO FUCKING GOOD. I am obsessed.

I’d love to be able to enjoy the Muppets as much as everyone else does but whenever I watch them I just feel sick imagining what the man inside the Kermit the Frog costume must look like

playing SIMON LOVE '(Feels Funny) But I'm Getting Used To It' simonlove.bandcamp.com // TUNE IN NOW: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... @bbcsounds

Raising Arizona by Justin Parpan. #comics #art #film

Amateur.

Modern filmmakers need to find another way of doing day-for-night filming that doesn’t just look like someone’s thrown a pair of tights over the lens.

It’s no longer Bandcamp Friday but you’re still allowed to watch this video of a song about the weird hide and seek grief plays with you.

AI intends to kill us all

Like most of your timeline, I do something on this record (pedal steel) for a small amount of time. Please buy it

My current wife has used AI to make our son’s birthday invitations after this (that I halfway through making) was deemed “unsuitable” #divorceproceedings

It was my extreme honour to step in for Philip Larkin, who was unavailable, and speak a key line from This Be The Verse on the GREAT new single from @simonloverules.bsky.social. Preorder his new album safe in the knowledge that I appear only on one track. @backlisted.bsky.social

Simon Love regresa, y en un sello español ❤️

This is a lovely video (and song) that made me lolle in all the right places: youtu.be/YNmYMwbd52g?...

Imagine booing Alex Chilton because you wanted to see the Cunting Crows

Suicide is never the answer

Sir dresses to the right #totp

Is that mic massive or she tiny? #totp

Gene Pitney died in the Cardiff Hilton #totp

Gene Pitney's probably younger than you are here #totp

YOUR BLOCKED #totp

Only the band the Smiths could’ve been #totp

Limmy’s loving this #totp

Love a bit of Michael Balls #totp

This sounds like a drunk voice note #totp