youtu.be/EjtgwUZU_Z8?... Happy Birthday Bob x

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I wish these old Victorian bingo halls had better ventilation

I've been sweating like a dog just sitting down outside since 1pm. Now I've come home to get changed to go out and sweat like a dog at the Brixton Academy to see Super Furry Animals #sfaok

That's enough summer now.

This Sunday, the 24th of May, everything changes forever when @johnrain.co.uk and I host an hour of nonsense and music on @noiseboxradio.com Said hour includes the most morbid feature on British radio with our very special guest star @darrenhayman.bsky.social Tune in via the link in my profile

Sunday 7pm Noisebox Radio An hour of fun chat and music with me and @simonloverules.bsky.social

I wish pig-ignorant cruel people would keep themselves to themselves and not shove their weird lifestyle choices down our throats.

Don’t make me Ann Lee. You wouldn’t like me when I’m Ann Lee.

Villainising and attacking minority groups, has never, and must never be acceped. For those of us who remember how all gay men were branded as were a danger to society during the 1980's AIDS crisis, you must know this.

“The Rat” by The Walkmen seems like a stressful song to play for almost all the band. The bass and organ are relatively laid back compared to the drums, guitar and vocals.

Here’s a song about my dead dad youtu.be/YNmYMwbd52g?...

Lots of "ally" MPs in their hotdog costumes all looking for the party who did this today

What a cop does after shooting someone’s family pet

If you love “Ghostwatch”, you owe it to yourself to see “Undertone” It’s all creeping dread alongside the slow drip, drip, drip of information and terror.

Our recycling this week will seem like a cry for help

Only his memories for company... youtu.be/s8h0OAcs5TQ?...

Seen 2 McCartney interviews today and he hasn't done the scrambled eggs story,what's he fucking doing,unbelievable.💥

"Hello. You are in a toilet. I think you are a pervert. Show me your genitals." - Your average Labour MP, apparently

trans people will dance on the graves of the labour party

“Spare him his life and his pork sausages!”

@mrdanielbro.bsky.social and I used to imagine Anneka challenging herself to do stuff around her house when she wasn’t on the telly. Like walking around the front room without banging into anything or seeing how long she could hide from her husband. #greatdays

Listening to this today (for professional purposes) and that is the Beatles version of “Twist And Shout” sampled isn’t it? youtu.be/Kcy3gwwxat4?...

On the tube

Fast cars, fine ass These things will pass And it won't get more profound Time is a game Only children play well How can I love you If you won't lie down?

UK: "So long as it's not a trans teen, we're all fine with it - do whatever you like."

AHOY-HOY! We are playing TWO LIVE SHOWS at the Harrison, Kings Cross, London on 22nd/23rd July Come along! Wednesday: wegottickets.com/f/20550/ Thursday: wegottickets.com/f/20552/

#WatchItOnTheBigTelly @pantosplaining.bsky.social I will close the curtains.

"Can I speak to Teeth please?"

A robot fell over moonwalking and you're laughing???

You love to see it #fuckai

Just glad Geoff Capes isnt around to see the price of eggs these days.

All I'm seeing is a BBQ Beef Hula Hoop and maybe goatse

This is so PERFECTLY timed. Just before the singing starts.

Cometh the day cometh the Bing

Holy, why didn't we call this IN THE MINIONS OF MADNESS

It fucking won’t. My phone has been on silent since 2006, do you think I’m going to let Brer Email have a voice now? Hashtag Ptchaw

this is a masterpiece

Do you think Jimbo gets aroused when all those passengers go in him?

What are your favourite lads up to?

Paul Schrader would be the first man dumped by a chatbot

BRIGHTON! Massively looking forward to seeing you at The Prince Albert on Sunday 28th June with the marvellous @simonloverules.bsky.social and his band. It's a matinee show, starting at 2pm. Do come!! X wegottickets.com/event/694736

I have deleted LinkedIn

I bloody love HR people.

"...I'm in trouble deep"

Returning a one hundred miles per hour tennis serve with the tip end of a snooker cue to rapturous applause