So I can go to the football, chant racist chants and riot and when they ban me I can call them antisemites? Right?

Kay Jazz Special bass

Yer da smells of car air freshener

wait for this story to come out in a few years about Americans, Europeans and Gaza

Maybe think of this next time, before you give the peace prize to a very obviously bent fash crank baying for America to invade her country, depose its government and put her in charge

Lazy tweet about giving a Jim’ll Fix It medal to Donald Trump.

Got my Life Without Buildings tickets!

I can smell the accent from here

Might as well share this here mightn’t I?

If only there was some legal basis for forming a well regulated militia.

Patriotism is a brain disease.

I love Salesforce Authenticator

Can anyone tell me why China bad

Some people say that we shouldn’t simply round up and behead all the billionaires and their families, they’re wrong.

And then everyone clapped

I was at a friends house one night around when this came out and his much older brother burst into the room at like 3am demanding “the jeans CD”

Truly an incredible record. I can’t believe that was 30 years ago.

NFT

Toilet Flamingo

If there’s a war just kNow I’m on the other side to UK and USA

Ruin a band by changing one letter:

Blood eagling myself

In their lifetime, the average so-called cinephile will watch barely a fraction of all films ever released. That’s why I’m cinemamaxxing. By watching films at 5x speed I can experience the entire filmography of auteurs both famous and obscure in a matter of hours

Presumably anyone with a banning order can start going to matches again now?

Cops use AI to ban hooligans - bad sack them. Paedos use AI to do Paedo stuff - hmm, we can’t do anything Labour friends of Paedophiles right there.

Bandcamp has emptied the trough and got rid of the slop

Shit!

Please don’t buy all the tickets before me everyone

In the USA they call Photoshop “Photostore”

Ferris Bueller on the TL means it's time to remind everyone that in 1987 Matthew Broderick killed two women and left Dirty Dancing star Jennifer Gray needing major surgery to avoid paralysis and the only negative consequence he faced for it was a £100 fine.

If you don’t think that everyone on the right should be slaughtered like pigs there is something very wrong with you

BIG OL’ SHIT IN THE WORK TOILET

Yer da thinks the should switch off x because it has right wing paedos but he thinks the rest of the internet is fine because all those paedos are like David Bowie who he admires.

The most effective weapon against people like this is death

Cry January

Can’t even brandish a sword at the local yeomanry any more due to woke

In a Local Facebook group asking where the hoes at

The Man In The Iron Condom

Stanley Green defeated

Just saw a policeman vaping

I mean, professional football as a whole is diabolical. The players for strike so the cleaners can be paid as much as them and none of them have boycotted a world cup so if I followed professional football I’d probably simply remain silent like my little heroes.

My Christianity says otherwise. Now what.

Happy 52nd birthday to tiger feet by Slade.

Been eating like a motherfucker

I found the electric toilet

Keep talking that shit and me and homie gonna roll up on your ass with the unknown device…