The Vitruvian Bairn
@mrdanielbro.bsky.social
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Electronic Toilet Enthusiast, my words are backed with nuclear weapons.
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If you’re finding this account from the Zack Polanski repost please be aware that I fucking hate Stonehenge and want to obliterate it with nucular weapons
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I know him. Grew up round the corner from him. Check out his jail time etc.
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1 day ago
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I doggy dare
@mickeyundertone.bsky.social
to play some Charm Wrestle
1 day ago
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Mickeyundertone
1 day ago
Yes, Simon. You and whose army? Great record, now on the MBRS/LSwMB.
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David Lance Callahan
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You might think the world is in a parlous state right now, but it could have been worse: we could have had a green new deal and broadband communism 10 years ago, and then where would we be ..?
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Wearing shoes of unimaginable brands
2 days ago
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Jason And The Argonauts but he fucks the skeeltens
2 days ago
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Terminator film where one of the robot skeeleton things is on crutches
2 days ago
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Labour supporters splitting the vote and letting reform in.
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2 days ago
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I need to kick a robot over. I need it.
2 days ago
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Shame they didn’t take her out
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2 days ago
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🤷‍♂️ 67
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2 days ago
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Why do people from the USA look like that?
2 days ago
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Imagine having a huge platform like, say, working for the BBC and not even once saying “Free Palestine” live on air because you love pieces of silver more than you love human life.
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If there is a general election I won’t vote for anyone unless they’re able to say “capitalism should be eradicated, as should Israel”
2 days ago
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No but once again it’s actually funny, expert shitposter of a president.
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3 days ago
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little lamb
3 days ago
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They should just bulldoze it
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3 days ago
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
3 days ago
I call on Keir Starmer to step up and end this war right now with a bold act of statesmanship: sell nuclear weapons to Iran
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The he billionaire tax should be 100% of their wealth plus the death penalty and nothing you can say will convince me otherwise.
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3 days ago
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Do you believe we should do something to right wingers that would make Mao look like an amateur or are you a right winger?
3 days ago
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They’re only essential because we decided housing was not a right but something that had to be purchased at prices higher than most people have readily available.
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3 days ago
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There is an easy way to resolve this by simply using nuclear weapons against Israel.
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3 days ago
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youtu.be/X1fYqd-mNhQ?...
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3 days ago
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD
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In reality I’d lose it all in Merkur Slots in about 45 minutes.
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3 days ago
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Gordo!
3 days ago
Trains that moan whenever anyone boards
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I would electrify every toilet on earth
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3 days ago
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Tiger Feet by Slade
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4 days ago
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They should do a boxing match of Mike Tyson vs Prince Louis
4 days ago
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Guest Toilet
4 days ago
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Crondall by The Rolling Stones
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4 days ago
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I should know better than to watch football
4 days ago
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Interesting that Badenoch is now against “Women Only Spaces”
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4 days ago
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Best way would just be take all second + homes away from everyone who has one without compensation. You can’t live in two houses.
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4 days ago
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Posh people are a disease
4 days ago
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We should introduce French style assisted dying for our royal family.
4 days ago
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The worst type of British person is the type of British person that thinks American is cool and wants to be a USAlien
4 days ago
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I’m sick of diabolically unfunny posh people.
4 days ago
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Anyone watching this needs to be deeply ashamed of themselves.
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4 days ago
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The rich celebrities are so close to understanding
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5 days ago
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I’m one (1) generation not Irish enough to get a passport.
5 days ago
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Anyone else 1/68th Irish today?
5 days ago
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I could care less
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5 days ago
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Time for some Dark Humour™️
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5 days ago
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Youth team managers son squeezes out superior athlete begs to differ
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5 days ago
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5 days ago
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I have been asked to write an article about mead, then make some mead. This is not a hoax it is real
@becktonalps2.bsky.social
5 days ago
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“The greens shouldn’t challenge Labour, I have a big brain”
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5 days ago
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Vote Labour get reform.
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5 days ago
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