I know him. Grew up round the corner from him. Check out his jail time etc.

I doggy dare @mickeyundertone.bsky.social to play some Charm Wrestle

Yes, Simon. You and whose army? Great record, now on the MBRS/LSwMB. buff.ly/Evgj3AY

You might think the world is in a parlous state right now, but it could have been worse: we could have had a green new deal and broadband communism 10 years ago, and then where would we be ..?

Wearing shoes of unimaginable brands

Jason And The Argonauts but he fucks the skeeltens

Terminator film where one of the robot skeeleton things is on crutches

Labour supporters splitting the vote and letting reform in.

I need to kick a robot over. I need it.

Shame they didn’t take her out

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Why do people from the USA look like that?

Imagine having a huge platform like, say, working for the BBC and not even once saying “Free Palestine” live on air because you love pieces of silver more than you love human life.

If there is a general election I won’t vote for anyone unless they’re able to say “capitalism should be eradicated, as should Israel”

No but once again it’s actually funny, expert shitposter of a president.

They should just bulldoze it

I call on Keir Starmer to step up and end this war right now with a bold act of statesmanship: sell nuclear weapons to Iran

The he billionaire tax should be 100% of their wealth plus the death penalty and nothing you can say will convince me otherwise.

Do you believe we should do something to right wingers that would make Mao look like an amateur or are you a right winger?

They’re only essential because we decided housing was not a right but something that had to be purchased at prices higher than most people have readily available.

There is an easy way to resolve this by simply using nuclear weapons against Israel.

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In reality I’d lose it all in Merkur Slots in about 45 minutes.

Trains that moan whenever anyone boards

I would electrify every toilet on earth

Tiger Feet by Slade

They should do a boxing match of Mike Tyson vs Prince Louis

Guest Toilet

Crondall by The Rolling Stones

I should know better than to watch football

Interesting that Badenoch is now against “Women Only Spaces”

Best way would just be take all second + homes away from everyone who has one without compensation. You can’t live in two houses.

Posh people are a disease

We should introduce French style assisted dying for our royal family.

The worst type of British person is the type of British person that thinks American is cool and wants to be a USAlien

I’m sick of diabolically unfunny posh people.

Anyone watching this needs to be deeply ashamed of themselves.

The rich celebrities are so close to understanding

I’m one (1) generation not Irish enough to get a passport.

Anyone else 1/68th Irish today?

I could care less

Time for some Dark Humour™️

Youth team managers son squeezes out superior athlete begs to differ

I have been asked to write an article about mead, then make some mead. This is not a hoax it is real @becktonalps2.bsky.social

“The greens shouldn’t challenge Labour, I have a big brain”

Vote Labour get reform.