Lots of posh people in Finsbury Park. WHATSTHATALLABOUT

Who else has got one (1) pint? I know I have.

man the WWE World Cup is fucked up.

They’ve given him Balogun’s suspension as well.

it's not wild, this is just what you get when politics is dominated by rich people either doing it to immiserate the masses or because they didn't manage to get into the Cambridge Footlights at university and now want to take their bargain-bin comedy act nationwide

Nothing but a hard egg

I just got one of the most poorly designed messages in a game ever.

Have you got the time pal Yes pal Well what time is it pal It’s shit o clock pal

Politics as fucking football

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“Wrong answers only” posts are the lowest of the low.

Too hot for my swingin’ hog

Remember that everyone who is having Epic Lols over Binface was having a collective freakout about whether Zack Polanski and Hannah Spencer were dangerous extremists a few months ago.

heard your dad pays £500 to put a bin on his head and stand in a by-election. heard it's a sex thing for him.

Ken Burns: Britpop Wars

£65 KFC order.

The culprit? Capitalism. When you make “getting a degree” about improving career opportunities rather than gaining knowledge the incentive is there to pass at all costs.

New banter: say “just the tip?” To the waiter when they bring the bill.

Are you wet babe? Because if so I could locate your pussy with a dowsing rod

Big piss covered in sweats

Now, we break for some advertising

“Do you need the bog, son?”

I was born completely bone dry, ask my mam.

Sick of UK style wooden toilet cisterns, so leaky.

iron rule of British politics is even if a guy who dresses as a bin becomes prime minister he will have been to Oxbridge

Have any of you been to Clacton? Almost 100% of the people there are fucking cunts. Should nuke the place.

Not really important but the name of the show she does is funny because it sounds like it references erection dysfunction which is of course something hilarious.

You know what I want to see? I want to see England hoofed out of the World Cup on a penalty shootout.

Disabled Venezuelan reporter has his requests for a quick question ignored by the entire England squad except for Jude Bellingham You can tell a lot about people by how they treat those less fortunate than themselves youtube.com/shorts/7dl-t...

ALIEN VS PREDATOR VS CIRCUMCISER @mrdanielbro.bsky.social @cashlin.bsky.social

Circumcision: Penis Scalper

Predator, but instead of trophy hunting they just circumcise lads

Shitting it up WYLDSTYLE

Bigfoot: ALIEN ABDUCTION

Does Bigfoot get circumcised in the woods

A child’s-beer is a good size for taking to the toilet @mrdanielbro.bsky.social

Sliding drunkenly to the bar and slurring ‘child’s-beer mate’ @mrdanielbro.bsky.social

Standard units of alcohol per week for child @mrdanielbro.bsky.social

Renaming the half-pint the ‘child’s-beer’ @mrdanielbro.bsky.social

London Borough of Enfield getting plenty of help from our glorious mayor. A whopping two (2) water fountains.

Everyone who likes fireworks should have a lit one shoved through their letterbox

me, 20 years ago: *mild chuckle* "count binface! i see! he has a bin for a face." me, today: "if i see that centrist cunt again, i'll cut his fucking arms off."

You’re all acting like cats watching a laser dot, meanwhile the actual government.

Whopping it out on live over on IG

Mitch McConnell is actually getting a penis extension and turkey teeth

Put your hands on the car and get ready to die.

At this point what does it matter if sunderland vote in a Reform MP next by-election as to all extents and purposes they have one now.