I’m on Radio Wales talking about my album “THE ONE TRUE PRINCE OF WALES (in exile after abdication)” to @adamthomaswalton.bsky.social tonight #tunein

Such a great song youtu.be/T1sHIzZYxfY?...

Ah yes political/religious dislike of football teams.

Every single participant in the “unite the kingdom” march is subhuman scum. Anyone who says otherwise is also subhuman.

asking my doctor if farting is forever

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Does anyone know any recognised code words?

Journalists: enemies of the people

Our National shame is now being reported in the overseas news.

I sometimes feel insane that we don't constantly talk about the time Labour gave a black guy who was poised to unseat Nigel Farage the sack because he was a better poster than Keir Starmer

Greased up and slithering around Asda hissing at the security guards.

Also to be clear it will be Labour's fault if we get a Reform government because they could stop it all by introducing proportional representation. It is literally that simple.

It's interesting how it is always the left wing's fault that fascists rise to power, as opposed to the centre's. This is, of course, despite the fact that the centre are the ones in power who have declared that racism is 'reasonable', transphobia is acceptable, and the disabled don't need money.

Els millors narcopisos de Barcelona.

Heaving and wreching as I throw handful after handful of human shit from my speeding chariot.

When your name rubs off your grave you go to hell.

If you die in an ambulance your ghost haunts the outdoors spot where you died not the inside of the ambulance.

AI GENERATED SPERM BANK

Shouting “BANZAI!” As I charge into the office at 8:59am

Impress a woman by committing seppuku on a first date.

I’m inclined to say that USAliens should stay there.

Burnham’s going to fuck it, isn’t he?

Advertising isn’t a jillion-pound industry because it sucks and it doesn’t work. You don’t do PR stunts for a laugh.

Well, that took less than 24 hours, lads. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

There’s no valid reason for anyone to be paid more per hour worked than anyone else

Mental Health Aware Porno

The Coolest Porno Film ™️

British people have no business watching this vile “sport”

Cool Pornos

Wes Streeting will you press the nuclear button will you nationalise sausages

Wes Streeting furiously jacking it to the most ready salted porno you’ve ever seen.

Wes Streeting: The Phenomenon

Be interesting to see how loud the Eurovision boycotter lads are when the World Cup is on.

If you're a juror on a trial where you even *suspect* the defendants are guilty of an offence carried out as an act of protest (because they've also been banning recent defendants from talking about Palestine), you absolutely *have* to acquit them, because you now don't know what the Judge will do.

When it comes to abolishing the monarchy we’d all do well to remember that if a cat has fleas you don’t comb them off and hope that they don’t jump back on. You eradicate them with chemicals.

Wes Streeting ULTIMATE LABOUR MAN

Wes Streeting is what I think all uni graduates are like

They should pay with their lives

When I was first listening to the smiths it would be Mike a kid then listening to pre-rock n roll records. Good luck to you old cunts who got into them at the time.

Design legend Margaret Calvert is 90 today. Look at that cake! If you've ever admired a road, rail or metro sign in Britain it's likely she had something to do with it. One of Britain's design heroes - happy birthday to her. Photo by: @oshgallerylondon (IG) Cake by: mybaker.co

Men’s Lightbulbs

sex is fine but id rather watch

Emmanuelle

Journalists: enemies of the people

My father was also a buss driver but TFL sacked him for doing a wheelie in his router master cos some stupid little kid fell out the back door #justiceformydad