CCTV FOOTAGE OF SALAMI

CCTV FOOTAGE OF OATS

CCTV FOOTAGE HELSINKI

CCTV FOOTAGE OF CLOWN COLLEGE

CCTV FOOTAGE OF LOG FLUME

CCTV FOOTAGE OF GNOME

CCTV FOOTAGE OF ROBERT STACK

CCTV FOOTAGE OF BONG RIP

CCTV FOOTAGE OF FEET

Like ___________________, so are the __________ of our _________.

Me and @becktonalps2.bsky.social when we saw a circumcised alien

Up shortly! 7-8pm: 1 1 Deathtouch - fun until it's not Grinds, howls, throws, engines and music. MIDI from the underworld. Freeform radio that feels like 3am. @becktonalps2.bsky.social | www.becktonalps2.bandcamp.com #ActiveListening #Zones #Machinery #Chansons #ASMR *⏰ CET

And here is me acting in a music video.

OUT NOW melondruie ‘Despair’ (6 copies) cruelnaturerecordings.bandcamp.com/album/despair Recorded winter of 2024 this is an album of dark ambience electronic synth forward sounds, expressing the feelings of despair and depression faced in the darkest and coldest parts of winter

Some label should put a record out by these lads

Can confirm. Jonathan Frakes is helping cover up the alien circumcision.

NO NATIONS NO BORDERS NO PEOPLE NO MEANING ONLY BEING

Fascism has ALWAYS been the goal of the governments of the ‘West’. The poor have always been hunted like animals. I’m sorry your brain is just catching up.

When I was 14ish, Rodney King happened. There are documented police murders all over the ‘West’, almost every week. Why is this different and has the entire media up in arms about it, I wonder?

Why we need journalists is beyond me Ditto philosophers

Brits love to talk smack about Americans, but they a) invented them and b) make 20 trillion assumptions about people based on their accent

There was a poet many years ago that did a series of suicide notes as a performance, it was excellent. I should copy him. I only ever learned to be an ok writer by copying people.

Might have deleted that suicide note a little prematurely. I could probably write a more beautiful one, anyway. Maybe finish a book of them, it would give me something to do.

Listen again: 1 1 Deathtouch / 15th January 2026 Playing tracks by Red Rider, Jorgen Karlssen, EdgieAlias, Tashbranelle Yetovindet and Pino Palladino + Blake Mills. @becktonalps2.bsky.social | www.mixcloud.com/camp_fr/1-1-...

P O O R F O R E V E R

Thursday! listen.camp 12-1pm: FREQUENCY FARM 1-2pm: Bruits de Fond @wabi-sabi-tapes.bsky.social 7-8pm: 1 1 Deathtouch @becktonalps2.bsky.social Show notes: www.facebook.com/CampFRRadio/ *⏰CET

A lot of the reason great people do great things is because they are allowed to Allow people to do things

The American Public: these people should die/no, they shouldn’t The British Public: everything sucks because of the brown ones/proper binmen/sucking Churchill’s cock The Canadian Public: clueless, smug, ineffectual libertarianism

David Bowie didn’t have ‘eras’ or ‘personas’, he had access to nice outfits, and the collective stupidity of the public always decides that clothing = personality. He worked in pop music, which is always a shifting, mesmerising translator of culture. Every great pop artist has been fluid.

I’ve written and summarily deleted another album. A satisfying process. It was quite good on my opinion, as well.

Well I thought this was pretty funny, but apparently no dice whatsoever.

If Europe had allowed their churches to change, we wouldn’t have nearly as many problems.

The UK invented the United States

My beautiful SG-X. It replaces the one I pawned in my early 20s. These are not common. I’ve had the pickup swapped for a Tonerider 50s style neck, installed backward. I cut the nut myself to fit 10s, but it sounds lovely with 9s.

Pat Metheney, Paul Gilbert and John McLaughlin are the only shredders worth listening to.

2 copies left - once the tapes are gone, as per the artist wishes, the whole series will be deleted

@cruelnaturerecs.bsky.social the uptake on Argentum is puzzling. It’s a real step up for us and yet -

Beckton Alps2 - Winter @cruelnaturerecs.bsky.social cruelnaturerecordings.bandcamp.com/album/winter

Orchard - Argentum @cruelnaturerecs.bsky.social cruelnaturerecordings.bandcamp.com/album/argentum

We will be consolidating all sports into a single sport soon.

It’s sad d. boon died. It’s also great that fIREHOSE formed to honour him. Greatest band ever.

When you’re mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to.

OUT NOW Beckton Alps2 ‘Winter’ cruelnaturerecordings.bandcamp.com/album/winter The final part in the series of ambient concept albums released throughout 2025, imagining Stone Age people reacting to the changing seasons. @becktonalps2.bsky.social

That’s it, the year is over. My last Cave People tape is out on @cruelnaturerecs.bsky.social May be my last solo recorded output ever. I have no desire to create right now. cruelnaturerecordings.bandcamp.com/album/winter

Like I kind of want to hold a knife to my abdomen and fall forward onto it. Or drink drain unblocker. But I won’t. I think.

@theoscargoff.bsky.social hello

Trying to be funny @onhere but I actually just want to do something excessively painful to myself.

Basinski put them all on separate decks and recorded the phase difference with mics from the original CBS Radio studio. He’s calling it ‘Coruscating Defragmentation Suite III’ and it comes with an essay by Fantano.

I love my guitars

Also, @cruelnaturerecs.bsky.social have an 8track of Wolfman Jack doing Kendrick’s ‘Butterfly’ in full on a Tenori-On.