Was there literally nothing left to report on aside from some mid comedian bitching about not being "allowed" to use degrading terms for sex workers because he made a bad joke that bombed once?

I have dark hair and just had a video call with an automatic background while sitting in front of a black cabinet. The filter couldn't figure out where my hair ended and the cabinet began, and kept morphing from me having a huge beehive to me having no hair at all and looking like an egg. Beautiful.

Me being a bad bitch at work for no reason 🖤

I'm looking respectfully. (Also because my third gaming/all-purpose laptop in 5 years currently sounds like it's lifting off into outer space.)

Got a new vibration plate and I love the shitty English manual and stickers. Avoiding the danger!!!

I'm in love with this panel from Taiyō Matsumoto's 'Cats of the Louvre'. 🖤 I really want it as a print, but can't find it anywhere. Getting someone's art printed myself feels wrong, and I'd hate to rip it out of the book! If anyone ever sees a print of this for sale, please tag me!

Eraserhead baby labubu

I'm so addicted to having candles on every day during the cold months it's becoming a financial concern. I fear I'm sincerely this meme. Please send candles.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

I've never heard a single positive thing about Renner, straight trash

Ryan Murphy, I liked the first few seasons of American Horror Story too, but you need to stop x

Just changed my IG profile picture to a colour photo, because I'd previously changed it to this dark black-and-white one because I thought I looked hot and it matched my vibe, but two people reached out asking if I was ok, lmao. 🥲

I've been working on this and will be publishing my Patreon this weekend, so to everyone who liked, I'd appreciate a (free!) follow! 🖤✨ Tips from people who use patreon a lot are also welcome!

Alan Wake 2

A man with open sandals (in November) asked me out. Sir get your toes away from me 😩

Got my doe eyes out. (Dangerous.)

📽️ Kicking off #Noirvember (like 5 days late) by watching a big one I haven't seen yet: SPELLBOUND (Alfred Hitchcock, 1945).

Please form an orderly queue to ride the Shrek princess mobile x

Big day for people who care about other people

"Hey the UK seems like an interesting place to live and I have lots of friends there, I wonder how the housing market is doing!" The UK housing market:

I had to stand on my very full train home today, and whenever the train shook, this guy near me kept stumbling and 'accidentally' grabbing onto my waist or chest. I finally got the courage to slap his hand as hard as I physically could and he magically stopped stumbling. Sick of random men today.

Gm (the dogs are the scientists)

he wiggle his wingies

This weirdly brings together two things I really like. Check out Brandon's work if you can! 🖤

Godzilla Day!

October is over, and so are my black nails! (I kinda miss them already, I'm not me without my dark nails)

Finally got a haircut! Also did my make-up all nice ✨

Aspirational Clam is my rapper name actually

📽️ I went to see Yorgos Lanthimos' BUGONIA at the cinema yesterday, which I am now using as an excuse to post this pic because it's finally cold enough to wear my favourite coat again 🖤 boxd.it/bzWXlB

Off to a jazz and swing bar and then seeing Yorgos Lanthimos' BUGONIA at the cinema 📽️✨🖤

📽️ A slightly chaotic #LastFourWatched for #LetterboxdFriday. I didn't plan my Halloween viewing very well. 🎃

Old man Ollie (short for Ravioli) 🤍

I just saw someone use a projector to put this gothic window on their wall and this would give SUCH cosy vibes for reading. Might invest in a little projector 🖤

Baby Godzillas

I rarely ask for help. But I was under the impression I got free NHS prescriptions and this recently changed. I received letters today about NHS prescription fines. I'll struggle to afford these fines and any help would be appreciated as I am still jobless due to ill health. gofund.me/9526e2b7b

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

📽️ Another spooky movie night in the run-up to Halloween! Tonight it's camp vamp time with THE LOST BOYS (Joel Schumacher, 1987).🩸 @xshike.bsky.social and I will be rating all the haircuts.

Oh to be a 16th century gourd artist

bm (that means bad morning, Gabara wants you to have a bad morning)

Gm! If you forgot it's Halloween this Friday, you can just go as Bradley Cooper at Paris Fashion Week, you're welcome 🖤

Seriously, support trans kids: southernequality.app.neoncrm.com/forms/37

Saw some videos about Japanese haunted houses – attractions, not actual (?) haunted houses – and I REALLY want to visit one. 🖤 They rely more on ghost stories, psychological horror and escape room elements instead of the usual jumpscares we have in haunted houses here. Japan trip anyone? 🥺

I wrote 700 words tonight and I'm now off for a candle-lit bath 🫧 (I got more scented candles for my birthday because friends know I'm a candle addict. I just love being near a flame. Lil moth Tasha.)

What kind of brainrot is this, feeling entitled to random women's nudes? Also, what's 'pointless' - my existence if I don't share nudes?? Please unfollow me if this was you.

I wanted to take Spencer on a nice forest walk today because his new arthritis shots have been working well. But he suddenly collapsed through his back legs, which have never even been an issue. I'm worried he's getting too old and his body is just giving out 😕

I have oysters and cute eye makeup 🖤

My #LastFourWatched for #LetterboxdFriday 📽️🖤

Officially thirty today 🖤✨