I’m assigning you carbs, and fat. I had better see adult sized portions and multiple meals a day with no coffee breakfast substitutions on my desk by NOON TOMORROW

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“It’s weird,” he said. “I just did something that I would think anyone would do. What do you mean you would watch a stroller and a baby just sink?”

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JKR

receiving gender affirming care (my PCP teaching me how to do a Guy Handshake™)

I request a post-transition English major do-over. If I'd been able to transition in college like I wanted, I would have been so (much more) insufferable in my essays. A menace.

okay WHAT was up with that hockey game. not one player called his boyfriend onto the ice for a celebratory kiss after? 😒

I'm not really on here right now but I just wanted to sneak in a quick hell yeah for all the women's sports I yelled about today (hockey, figure skating, and curling).

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Year of the Fire Horse

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

I do not regret to inform you I am openly weeping over the Olympics again

do you know what would help!!!!!!!! living in a society that lets people experiment with their gender without treating it like the most important thing in the world!!!!!!! letting people get it right or wrong without politicising their decisions!!!!!!! just being chilled about gender!!!!!! aaahhhhhh

I don't know quite how to explain this, but I have neither autism nor ADHD, but people often speak to me as though I have one or both? Like I am pretty neurotic, for sure mentally ill, but. Idk y'all. I don't really hold with the dx'd by peer thing.

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me: your mental health will get better if you go out and do things with people also me: my mental health needs to get better so I can go out and do things with people

What does it say about my mental state that my main games right now are DBD and Palia?

Legends

Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

my fave part of the event: misha's coach whispering in his ear that he just made the olympic podium and his full 10 seconds of buffering #MilanoCortina2026

Holy shit. Is the ice haunted? So heartbreaking to see all the skaters expected to have beautiful performances and just fall one after the other. (And can y'all give the kid a minute of peace and focus on the podium instead??) Shaidorov's skate was absolutely gorgeous, and I am so happy for him.

Having finished this season, I feel immensely gratified that I did choose the winner, Normal Guy Who Acquired Extreme Survivalist Skills A Normal Way. Didn't come in needing to prove anything, didn't have any half-baked philosophy or spiritualism, just his skills and community and ancestral wisdom.

Started watching the latest season of Alone, a show I have never seen before, and I just want to know what everyone's first meal is after surviving in the Arctic. Mine would be: • a giant bowl of caesar salad • a mountain of french fries • a bacon sandwich with the grease • a single Reese's cup

I have reached the "got an ear tattoo" stage of the menty b.

maybe u'd have a house if ur chicken didnt spin bitch

forget who's boning whomst in the Olympic Village, I need to know if Amber Glenn is running a Magic tournament and who else is in it

Trump is named over a million times in the unredacted Epstein files And they hid it.

Literally not seeing the point much these days.

Over the weekend, I encountered someone who said that explaining to people why the hats "weren't helpful" was "exhausting." Friends, if this is how you are exhausting yourselves, you aren't doing the movement any favors. I am tired, too, but more fruitfully so.

I suppose I also take this personally bc attacks on craftivism land poorly with me as a Native person. Beading together, making regalia, sewing in groups — this is at the heart of how the women on my reservation gather to do healing work, political ed, and mutual aid. This has long been true.

Please don't accuse people in knitted hats of only wearing their supposed politics if all you're doing is posting, which is basically just another way of wearing your politics. It's a silly thing to attack people over in any case. Using fashion to signal support for ongoing acts of rebellion is good

I owe you an apology, Amber Glenn. I wasn't really familiar with your Magic: The Gathering Game.

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Nice

Ellie and Danny 🥹

Oh no, I knitted a dick and unlocked bottom dysphoria.

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You’re not crazy. The anti-trans movement is not organic; it was funded by pedophilic billionaires like Jeffrey Epstein who backed a network of conservatives to accuse the same people they were sexually abusing of being the real danger. @madycast.com exposes the truth in our in-depth report.

A small but very deep thing that bothers me about generative AI as a shortcut to practice and work and skill is the basic assumption that it’s impossible to take pleasure in a creative pursuit that you aren’t very good at and I assure you that is not the case

I’m sharing this video again because people don’t really get what these data centers and ai are doing to our planet and our communities. Especially Black communities because they were strategically placed there. I need you to listen to these people. STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.

Most Heated Rivalry coverage has been focused on what young people, particularly younger straight women, think. I cover aging and decided to ask older gay men about their thoughts. I found: A founder of what may have been the first gay hockey blog, a wedding cake shaped like a Zamboni and more.

The fact that a trans woman was the first person to try and sue Jeffrey Epstein for sex, trafficking her, and how the media treated her like trash and the case was thrown out only for it to be proven with the files release? Unsurprising. Horrifying but unsurprising. You’ve never listened to us.

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Damn, the show's producers sending Epstein's Cursed Child tickets at the request of his personal assistant sure did morph into "JKR personally invited him to the show" real fast. I hate her guts too, but do y'all really think spreading this misinfo is going to help her victims at all?

If you're realizing someone you admired is a bad person or a bad faith actor, you can get off the train anytime. You don't have to be the person who eventually goes "well, he used to be good before all of that." You can just cut your losses and find a different person who does it better.

It's happening. 😁 Vampire Therapist will never die!

*popping a pantoprazole and stalking to myself in the mirror* "You can't wear the bat onesie to client sessions today."

All this "know your place, some activists have been putting in the work for decades, you should listen to them" posting reminds me of being an extra for this TV show one time and hearing this other extra who was in SAG going on and on about his career. Like man, no one cares, you suck at this