KS2 teachers! Are you doing any of the following topics? Roman Britain Aztec Empire Indus Civilisation Kingdom of Benin WW2 or the US Civil Rights Movement Magna Carta If so - TA DA! www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand... (We also cover a load of other topics but I think those are the main KS2 ones)

Bad news: the working year of 2026 begins tomorrow. Good news: Vampire Therapist will help you face it, and it's on sale for just a few more hours! It's also an award-winning game with sexy, unhinged voice acting. If it's helped you please spread the word. :)

Also: the only way humanity will survive the Automation Reformation is by being fuckin' weird. Let your freak flag fly, because that is what differentiates you from the AI machine.

If you know what a blorbo is, you're going to love Vampire Therapist. We've got LOTS of blorbos. If you've played, tell us your favorite blorbo! If not, Vampire Therapist is still on sale for a couple of more days until we go back into our coffins! ⚰️ store.steampowered.com/bundle/50334...

Well, that's nice. 🥰

Merry Christmas! Why not celebrate the holidays with a charitable donation to an almost non-profit game studio? 🥰 Every penny of your donation will go toward making the world better, either through therapy or fomenting a popular uprising! Wait. Not tha store.steampowered.com/bundle/50334...

Happy holidays, everyone! Thank you for supporting our weird games, and for not being soulless plutocrats. 🥰

As the year draws to a close, we wanted to wish you a happy and restful holiday season, and thank you for supporting Hades II and our team!🙏🌖 This festive moment in the Crossroads brought to you by our environment artist Joanne Tran.

Vampire Therapist is a game about accepting reality and yourself. There's total irreverence for the status quo, meaning it's inoculated against the status quo's greatest champion: generative AI. It's also 35% off!

’Tis the season… for some therapy 🧛‍♀️ Vampire Therapist is on sale now in the Steam Winter Sale, don’t miss it! ❄️

Vampire Therapist is part of Steam's winter sale! Winner of six awards and a BAFTA nomination, there's no better time to play the weird therapy game than right now. And buying our game supports our assault on the ultra-rich and AI ghouls in our next title! store.steampowered.com/bundle/50334...

Met a familiar fellow while visiting Istanbul last weekend! #heyzagman

This is why I'm making the game I'm making. We are absolutely at an inflection point regarding ultra-wealth. It doesn't have to go the way it's gone historically. Not sure why the New York Times posted it, but here's a paywall bypass extension: gitflic.ru/project/magn...

You've played Expedition 33 and now you're totally into French stuff? Try Expedition 1789 with Vampire Therapist: Couples Therapy, featuring a real-life edgelord atheist from the French Revolution! 35% off for a limited time. Fantastique! 🥖🚬 store.steampowered.com/app/3320590/...

Closing in on 25% of my goal - thank you so much to everyone who has donated and shared so far ❤️ If I can get to £2,000 by the 15th it would be a massive help with December's bills and the big one-off yearly renewal costs that come up this time of year (none of them recreational, I hasten to add)

Vampire Therapist is not only a great holiday gift, but buying it also supports development of our new game about taking down the mega-billionaires. It'll also help pay our legal fees when they come after us!

I'm glad to see Better Than Us is getting a positive reaction — if we're not upset about billionaires buying our future now, we ain't eating the rich, they're eating us! I wrote a post on Tumblr detailing some of our inspirations. Check it out! www.tumblr.com/littlebatgam...

From the creator of Vampire Therapist comes Better Than Us, a dystopian visual novel that tasks you with one important task: lying. 👇 #IndieGame #VampireTherapist #GamingNews

I'm proud to announce our next game, Better Than Us! If you're not a fan of multi-billionaires, you're going to love screwing them over in our exciting new narrative social stealth game. Please wishlist and share! 🙏

I'm sorry, furries. It's up to you now. You have to save us from the decaying patriarchal pseudo-Protestant/puritan hellscape we find ourselves in. I'm loathe to support Bob Iger except in this endeavor.

Congrats to team @paintbucket.de! May their historical game about prosecuting Nazis be prophetic. ♥️

Something is happening at Little Bat Games!

Well, don't take my word for it!

I will definitely steal this. Why not?

Game devs! Stop identifiably posting things that will get you fired in spaces where people who want to fire you (your CEOs right before bonuses, but also that underperforming colleague whose promotion "you stole" or who just doesn't like you) can see! Please, please, please learn some basic opsec 😭

Can confirm Frinos's squishability!

What is best in life? Conan was wrong. It's when a game is nominated Best Independent Game and Game of the Year at the same time.

Taking a flight today and they have Rise of Skywalker for a movie offering. I could become the only person in the world to see it twice. 🤔

I know I'm the vampire guy these days, but you know, in an age where the most amoral people on earth are striving for immortality and have a non-zero chance of achieving it, death is quite healthy, really.

The sale is almost over! Vampire Therapist is an adults only game with no sex or violence depicted. It's like My Dinner with Andre with more jokes and deep therapist involvement. See, it's adults only because kids would hate it.

The "trust" argument made me rage quit my last job. "Trust" that is given blindly is better known as "faith", and last I looked, the office wasn't a temple, and executives were not gods. And if they are gods, I choose heresy.

Happy Halloween, children of darkness! Tonight's a great night to stay in and be comforted by a sexy goth priest (voiced by Matthew Mercer) in a (oc)cult hit video game, don't you think? store.steampowered.com/bundle/50334...

Yo streamers, looking for perfect Halloween game for adults? Vampire Therapist is on sale this week! I'm delighted to see people still streaming the game, and I promise, there is a *lot* to react to. I mean, look at @pockettrash.bsky.social being utterly unhinged. 💕 www.twitch.tv/pockettrashv...

I don't like to say "AI", as I find it a bit flat. What I like to call it is "the beast", but my spouse says nobody knows what I'm talking about what I call it that. But what else should we call AI? I think "the beast" is appropriate. It's amoral, insatiable, and monstrous. What could fit better?

If you play Vampire Therapist, not only will you perhaps feel better about yourself, but you can act smug because you've played an award-winning game that others haven't played. ✨All for under $10 this week! www.eurogamer.net/vampire-ther... Yes I'm shit at social marketing but please buy it <3

Yup, Vampire Therapist is in the Spooky Steam Sale. There are no jump scares, and all the monsters are sexy, but you *will* have to deal with... huuuuuuuman issuuuues. It's so spooooooooky! 👻🧟🧛 Come on, get it! You know you've been curious!

People sleep on Indie X, but this is an honest a festival as it gets. There are no sponsorship kickbacks, no application costs, no celebrities, and no pressure for the judges to back established hits. They really review their entries. These are just good games.

Indie X is the first awards show of the year, so they get the exciting task of telling all the other awards shows what's acceptable to like. Thankfully, they like Star Birds, which I helped on with writing and narrative design. 😊 I'll be presenting one of the awards on Thursday, so do check it out!

I know the big vampire game is coming out this week, but this list really is full of bangers. I loved Castlevania: Lords of Shadow, and that Vampire Therapist game is pretty good too! www.escapistmagazine.com/games-like-v...

A man who has spent his whole life inflating his value really is the perfect man for this job. ✨

While I'm struggling to finish the trailer for my next game, it's nice to see people still discovering Vampire Therapist's odd charms. :) If you've played and haven't reviewed on Steam, please do so -- it helps us out a ton!

I searched for "white power" on X (don't call it Twitter — it's not Twitter), and damn. I've witnessed forum Nazis, Reddit Nazis, Gab Nazis, historical Nazis, etc. and by far, the X Nazis are far and away the stupidest I've ever seen. Hot tip: invest in velcro shoe companies. It's bad out there.

Only a few hours left to get Vampire Therapist and DLC are 35% off! If you're still on the fence, an educated fascist bootlicker wrote a 3200-word essay about why they hated it, and it's the biggest compliment I've ever received. drcasino.substack.com/p/vampire-th...

If your thumbs are bruised and battered from Hades II, why not take a break with the BAFTA-nominated feel-good hit, Vampire Therapist? It's on sale now and may even have a Dionysus reference! store.steampowered.com/app/2481020/...

I like to see a visual novel that stretches the definition of what a visual novel is. This one looks pretty cool!

vampire therapist has completely reworked my brain in the sense i can call out my cognitive dysfunctions and not beat myself up for it like how does a video game allow me to give myself so much grace after 20 some years beating down on myself ? blows my fuckin mind

Our Vampire Therapist: Couples Therapy DLC doesn't just give you more award-winning therapy gameplay. It's also a story about what historically happens when people resist fascism. Apropos of nothing! It's also on sale! Please buy it.❤️ store.steampowered.com/bundle/50334...

Hey, do you need help with your UI? I'm a designer and teacher and would love to help you clear any roadblocks you have! #gamedev #LFW

This man dreams good dreams.

We're giving away some Vampire Therapist copies for people who've played already, because the people who need therapy the most will never buy this game, but you can give it to them! 😊