The best news is hearing that piece of 🗑️ has resigned as OK’s schools superintendent. He needs to be far, far away from children. Something definitely off about him.

This is how it’s done.

The length he’s going to get the HVAC working permanently. The price of living in a converted old building.

HVAC broken again. So humid… 🥵

Adams is a 🤡.

Be better, billionaires. She’s already given away a sizable portion of what Bozo gave her. She’s amazing.

Thousands of Ukrainian children have been abducted by Russia since Putin’s invasion.    I stood with President Zelenskyy today at the UN to focus the world's attention on these horrific war crimes — and to strengthen our international efforts to bring these children home.

George III had nothing on this troglodyte. He’s a fuckin lunatic.

LOL, bye Star Wars and Marvel. The worst timed price increase EVER. They should be giving is a decrease.

Anyone feeling they will be raptured today please Venmo me $10,000 and I will take care of your animals after you leave, I’ll give them a wonderful life just as you would. If you want the VIP package for them it’s $20,000. Multi pet discounts available *** no refunds

Pierre Polyester. Lmfaooo

A major study of 2.5M kids (1995–2019, tracked through 2021) found no link between Tylenol use in pregnancy and autism, ADHD, or intellectual disability. Earlier hints vanished in sibling comparisons, suggesting past associations were due to confounding—not Tylenol. #sciencematters

My first issue! Can’t wait to tear into it! Love the idea of print media being resurrected! #crochet

The funny thing about all this acetaminophen bullshit is the drug that should be regulated is Ibuprofen. Causes faaaaar more damage. Yet these idiots have zero clue what they’re doing.

Kinda disappointed I woke up again to this 🗑️ 🔥 of a timeline. They can’t even get their rapturing right.

Was waiting for this GIF to emerge before I reskeeted.

Bee a beta blocker or two?

This morning’s hi jinx. He loves his little catnip mice to the point an intervention may be necessary:

But at least RFK asked M&Ms to consider being only shades of brown so they don’t have to use food coloring, and got rid of our existing air, water, and food safety regulations; and made it excessively difficult for people to get vaccines. Oh and they kicked at least 11 million people off Medicaid…

The United States also already has a major physician shortage, which is bad now and projected to worsen to pretty extreme levels as Boomers continue to age. Making H1-B visas dependent on a $100K bribe is going to cause thousands of medical students & residents to stop coming here every single year.

Dive into a pool of ‘em like Scrooge McDuck PLEASE

How handsome is he?? 🥺

Oh and imagine that. The 🍊 💩 shut down the investigation. 🙄The head of ICE is literally a criminal out here bribing people for wads of cash. Shaded of ABSCAM.

Might have just bought this on vinyl 🤭

Saturday evening kicking off with…

Donald Trump and his administration used Charlie Kirk’s murder as an excuse to ramp up their ongoing campaign for total power, in their most authoritarian week yet. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

So reporting is a crime now? Good, good. 🤦 🙄

Anyone starting to get slightly concerned about posting anything criticizing the “boy king”, as Jon Stewart calls him, lest they be subjected to extended periods of time bring detained coming back into the country or cancellation of things like Global Entry or PreCheck? Or endless IRS audits?

This is amazing.

So there are a lot of (justifiable) reasons to criticize Mayor Bowser lately, but HOLY SHIT was that retort to Nancy Mace ice cold. "I'm a woman. Are you a woman?" Just wonderful.

For my Catholic peeps, a quick question. Is that ring Pope Leo is wearing the same ring that’s been passed up through previous Popes?

I wrote an essay for Anti Records introducing the next Mavis Staples album, out in November. "Grim days call for fierce love. And Mavis Staples, one of the most enduring figures in American music, is laying it down. Sad And Beautiful World is the latest solo album from a national treasure."

Please don’t make me agree with Cancun Rafael.

Curious to see what all the Disney gays who live within spitting distance of the parks will be doing in light of Disney’s Kimmel maneuvers.

Lmaooo me as I load ingredients into the pressure cooker

The heavyset guy in SW: IV A New Hope gives me hope there’s a place for guys like me in the next revolution. (Some of you probably know his name. Sadly, I don’t.)

Narrator: He was not, in fact, at a party yesterday.

Despite RFK’s ACIP leaning towards pushing back newborn HepB vax—again, based on no evidence—they have voted unanimously to postpone the vote on the decision. Public pressure likely doing its job. Lots of brave voices showed up yesterday and today.

as someone who is a hater, i accept and welcome the fact that i have haters. what is good for the goose, etc. in fact, i think people in this business should be more open about their hating. if we think our words matter, then we should feel some kind of way about people who do bad work.

He literally said gun deaths are worth it. Why are we having vigils for someone like this? Please explain it to me so it makes sense. Sure it’s a human life. It’s a human life stating other human lives don’t matter as much as long as he can own a gun.

Mental health day incoming…

“The right to peacefully protest and express dissent against the government is enshrined in the US Constitution.”—The League of Women Voters www.lwv.org/newsroom/pre...

Now’s a good time to mention again this amazing resource for evidence-based, psychotic-free vaccine advice:

Out of print for years, the first album from Lindsey Buckingham and Stevie Nicks gets a long overdue reissue this week. My review of Buckingham Nicks is available in my latest newsletter. sterlewine.substack.com/p/buckingham...