look how hot my fiance is

ok ok not to brag or anything but i think all the time of these parents that wrote me a personal thank you letter after i helped their adult daughter who is (affectionately) a hot mess and the game changer was i was like the one person who was like hey i think she has really untreated ADHD lmfao

PUBLIC TRANSIT IS LITERALLY AN ACCESSIBILITY ISSUE. HOW MANY PPL DIE BC SOMEONE WAS A LITTLE INATTENTIVE OR SLEEPY WHILE OPERATING A 2 TON DEATH MACHINE?? it drives me INSANE. i don't wanna have to drive!!! it used to make me fall asleep bc literally too many inputs for my brain to process!!!!!!

REALEST SHIT EVER

me before entering the mental health professional career path: why is everyone saying everything is ADHD it's so annoying me as a mental health professional: it is in fact always ADHD

FINALLY FUCKING GOT MY CAR REGISTERED AND INSPECTED THANK GOD. I would like to thank the jerseyites and new yorkers that made this possible y'all do not know the saga but they hauled ass for me

it's my 6th anniversary with my fiance that's crazy

thinking about how my mom had an absolute meltdown when i announced i was moving to the northeast and tried to guilt trip me about how i'll never talk to her anymore but has not attempted to contact me in like nearly a month when the last time i spoke to her was to tell her about a job interview

[insane leftist discourse horseshoe-theorying voice] it’s okay to be cis

rockland county ny: charming little victorian and colonial homes, picturesque bergen county nj: the ugliest fucking mcmansions you have ever seen in your life

HELLO !!!!!!!!!!! I am officially taking electrolysis clients AS A STUDENT now! I am looking specifically for people who can come in on weekdays, we are open tuesday-friday 9AM-5PM (saturdays r reserved for besties sowwy) $75 flat rate for up to four hours of work. i can do any area except genitals

it's very funny to me how new yorkers and new jersians have this reputation for being rude assholes bc actually you all are very friendly and affable ppl. my kansas brain shuts down at how quick you all are to start talking to me lmfao

being an adult is so stupid like wow i really have the context necessary to see this and be like LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

Looks like the Birchers weren’t entirely wrong about domino theory

this is so good

here's memory that's been sticking w me: year ago i had some internet installed, and the guy who came to do it seemed like a typical white south brooklyn meathead type of guy. the type of guy i usually dont want to be in an an enclosed space with.

democrats addicted to losing

watched a video about the US gambling crisis last night and was like the left does actually need to talk about young men and how they're being destroyed by bourgeois apathy and then woke up to see mamdani won 18-29 y/o men by +40 and feeling more determined

banger cover & i hope you lucky mfs in NYC get a physical copy to frame as art

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

laughing my ass ofd at the election results and desperately avoiding to confront the fact that the democrats WILL fumble this bc they fucking suck

Costco fuckin rules my fiance and I just ripped apart a $5 rotisserie chicken with our bare hands and we still have so much leftover

recently i've been thinking about the current state of the US political ecosystem & economy as our degenerate gambler era

the mainstream taking betting and gambling companies as seriously as journalism is one of the greatest evils of modern society

Pitch for new kind of fetish: Forced girlbossification. You *will* live up to your potential, damn you.

Tradwifery is the socially-acceptable sissification kink for cis fems

my fave part about living in the nyc area now is that i can engage with things about ny/nyc and be like oh hell yeah i know what you all are talking about now

???

no "great man" would ever achieve acclaim without the help of their aloof wife

the fact that the election is tomorrow and they STILL have not been able to actually dig up a scandal on him is kind of amazing

tired alternative history: zomg what if the nazis won tho wired alternative history: what if FDR got to do his fourth term

FDR: “we have different systems but there can be peace between us” STALIN: “okay, i am wary, but we are friends. your VP is also a democratic socialist & anti-fascist.” FDR: (*VP gets replaced last minute with Truman, a rabid anticommunist. FDR then dies*) TRUMAN: “i love paperclips & nuking kids.”

They’ve all gone mad. Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”

today’s information came out piecemeal, and people should be able to share their own situations on their own time, but I could share this much ^ as it is pretty cut and dry on the facts. Teen Vogue also no longer has any trans staffers as of today.

thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting. now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.

there are only three certainties in life - death - taxes - Black women being the best ASMRtists

who doesn't like a kind intellectual who wishes to share the knowledge, this is the socratic ideal quite literally

calling the stupid baby police on his ass

finally fucking listened to mahler's symphony no 5. i regret to inform you that adagietto really is that good

new york city be like [names one of its airports after la guardia, regards him as the best mayor] mamdani will DESTROY this city if he's elected

i had this realization yesterday that i have only had four (4) crushes in my entire life and every single one has been on a teacher. including my fiance who was not MY teacher but did indeed teach high school english

this 100%. like yes the media portrays SMI in a way that's scary and foreboding but also my colleague who becomes genuinely violent when he is psychotic is actively harmed by this idea bc now his violence is viewed as something willful and deserving of punishment & dehumanization

I really think "stigma" discourse has been one of the primary engines of stigmatization for the past ten years or so.

need this www.them.us/story/transm...

i know it's rage bait but i love how this article opens up sort of implicitly dunking on her and then actually showing that she manages to save 17% of her paycheck which is pretty responsible and also better than most of us bc the cost of living is so high

so awesome how it's a genuinely controversial opinion to say that minors are autonomous human beings who are capable of deciding when something is harming them. yes they do not understand a lot of things fully bc of their developmental phase but their distress is real and important

just adore how much conservatives are like WE love kids we are here to protect the kids and then they not only make it literally impossible for kids to defend themselves from abuse and exploitation but actively criminalize their attempts to escape it

the people of the us can only be liberated once this system of endless cruelty, death, and exploitation is ended once and for all. liberalism is the cause, not the cure

[reading the first part of the master-slave dialectic] this is so daniel plainview/eli sunday coded

every new thing I learn about graham platter makes me fucking hate his stupid fucking strasserite ass more