Me: Doggone it, I'm worthy of love Tupac hologram [appearing]: That's right Ryan

people talk all the time about sephiroth posting, but the true blight on our land is dennis miller rant posting.

I'm not fully comfortable with the way that ai *depictions* and actual photographs are being conceptually merged in some of the discussions of ai porn apps, but I'm not exactly sure why.

far too few understand this.

I was talking to my brothers about the National Air and Space Museum and I had a sort of mental autocorrect moment and accidentally referred to the SR-71 Blackbird the “SSRI Blackbird.” 🫠💀

i got a huge scarifying burn on my pinky finger by accidentally grazing it against the outdoor portion of a black metal window frame while opening a window.

the cat's latest thing is putting her nose a quarter of an inch away from my face, waiting until i make a kiss sound.

a lot of the conversations about political persuasion, including online persuasion, tend to presume that only way this is done is at scale, viewing every poster as a broadcaster while completely neglecting the effects of more sustained, personal, intimate connection.

the site is posting metrics and community cluster results ago, not long until the old bluesky atlas psychosis takes hold.

the sheer number of things i only know about because of talk soup/the soup

the true irony is that furries are, generally speaking, pretty thick-skinned and do not require being defended against nebulous online "harms."

i'm burdened with a good memory for things that don't matter, so it hasn't escaped my notice how many people who participated in the idiotic k*te w*gner pile-on last month are currently opining as if they are without sin.

one of the things i like about bluesky is that most of the reasons it sucks ass have nothing to do with the "baked in" design features or anything people spent the last ten years pulling their hair out about. it's a classic case of shitty people and shitty culture. no lazy, armchair sts required.

chode island

lou dobbs ass future.

not a single person in the los capesinos subreddit knows that "knee deep at atp" is a camera obscura allusion.

i once saw a last fm profile that was just thousands of hours of autechre. nothing else.

do you ever think about how hyperballad will be remembered reverently in 10,000 years, long after the beatles are forgotten.

skeptical studio head, oblivious to the genius in front of him: "no björk, you can't write a pop song in locrian. it's unheard of!"

very important to do zero-engagement music posts. sign of a true poster.

[Reagan, brandenburg gate.speach voice]: Governor Klobuchar unstaple those interns.

accessing my childs medical records

It is occasionally obvious to me that certain takes from commentators stem more from anger about having lost money on a prediction market than anything real. "josh shapiro should have been the vp choice" is one of these, and the person who lost the money is nate silver.

back on this bullshit a little bit

all we do is talk, sit, switch screens as the homeland plans enemies

it's literally always like this here. i don't know what you are all on about.

they need the vz oil so they can turn this into a proper gatekeeper state, obviously.

smart of whoever came up with the word "job" to name it after the guy from the bible.

thanks to the power of computers, i now know that i've watered my plants

pushing war into degrees of shimmering, spectral existence that the postmodernists themselves would barely be able to handle.

ok so this is fucking crazy in a holistic moms group

i'm modding video game characters so they finally have a bra that actually fits. i don't know what you perverts are doing.

My mouldering, unpublished dissertation was picked as book of the year in this(?!)

i'm working on two things rn and I am becoming quite certain that neither of them can be done in a form other than a book.

i think paul thomas anderson should make a aimee semple mcpherson movie.

recently, when watching the latest knives out, i referred to the typography as "too protestant"

over christmas, every single member of my parents' generation that heard about it reacted with horror at the idea of us making our own stock.

Ronald Kline and Trevor Pinch strike again

thinking about how many of the events of this decade were essentially unforeseeable because they relied on a perfect, precise admixture of audacity and stupidity.

the books you read twenty years ago and have half forgotten are finally ripe.

the internet keeps searching for a kink without kink-shaming, but it wouldn't be a kink without the shame. that's the dialectic, baby.

love living in a rage against the machine music video.

cat definitely knows the sound of my gpu fan when a model is training, she always trots in and jumps right on my computer to soak up the waste heat.

i'm gonna be honest, i checked out for a couple of days and none of this makes sense to me, and i'm not sure if that's on me or if that's on this situation.

what i actually miss is livejournal.

Alright folks! See you next year!

i just spent ten minutes trying to track down a specific quote in being and time for the purposes of a shitpost, despite not even liking heidegger. it's about time to deactivate for the year, i think.

the kennedy center thing is not the worst thing he's done by any measure, but it is one of the more symptomatic.