There is a restaurant near our house that we often get takeout from that seems to have changed their operations to takeout only in 2020 and just never switched back, including a barrier made out of tables keeping you from sitting at any of the booths. A funny time capsule.

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

This whole so-called “parents rights” movement the right has taken up and the left is supposed to kowtow to for votes is so obviously anti-child it really bothers me to see it presented as anything other than justification for abusive “parenting” and disregard for actual science on child development

We actually should not have empathy for people who subjugate children to their own torturous personal beliefs. These children suffered just as much pain and permanent disability as if they had been severely physically abused. This is not an innocent mistake. A functioning society cannot allow this.

Our new study provides rare causal evidence about NYC’s speed camera program. We find large reductions in collisions (30%) and injuries (16%) near intersections with cameras. www.pnas.org/doi/abs/10.1... @astagoff.bsky.social ky.social @brendenbeck.bsky.social nbeck.bsky.social 🧪

My husband doesn’t support women (won’t endorse my idea to genetically engineer bed bugs to have huge erect dicks made out of a novel type of “bugflesh”)

Not true! They also want to fuck teenagers

They should be doing this event at Dulles in honor of it having some of absolute worst pumping facilities of any airport i experienced during my year and a half of nursing

being in any way impressed by hanania or seeing him as a voice worth hearing is definitive evidence that your brain is a perfect sphere

So like how can you add a “convenience fee” to a ticket price on the platform that is the only platform to buy tickets

More toxic and evil reporting from the New York times

oh yeah for sure they should just host the whole thing in branson, missouri. lots of soccer fans there.

I need someone who is also seven years behind culturally to listen to me free associate about the l word reboot

The only reason not to follow the Prison Rape Elimination Act is if you do not want to eliminate rape

In lieu of affordable universal health insurance, Texans will now be given better access to de-worming medication.

If the dems ever get the presidency again I need them to put like opposite DOGE in charge of HHS. WPA levels of hiring POs and EIS. Incredibly woke, ONLY diversity grants.

My YouTube wrapped but it’s just the Elmo toothbrushing song featuring Wendy Williams and a guy who vaguely looks like bad bunny but isn’t bad bunny that we play to get our toddler to brush her teeth

Spotify totally misreading the vibes of orgcore October

We can prevent most liver and cervical cancer with a simple vaccine, but nah, let's let people die horribly at extreme expense instead. It's moral failure

RFK and the rest of the freaks & losers running the government can replace everyone and fill the FDA (& CDC, EPA etc etc) with as many extremist hacks and grifters as they want but those people cannot actually do science, regulation, and governing, and the institutions will not serve any public good

What is lost in a lot of these headlines is the fact that these institutions are vanishing. This is a huge loss for everyone who may ever use a therapeutic medicine in the future. And it isn’t just limited to us unlucky Americans; destroying institutions like the US FDA will have global consequences

One of my most old man yelling at clouds opinions is that rice has gotten dirtier. I never used to have to rinse rice as may times as I do now. What is going on.

what was I going through

Starting the l word generation Q and ten minutes in it already is so stupid. Why is Shane on a private jet? Why is Bette running for mayor??? Who is watching Alice’s talk show and why is she stepmomming for some opiate corporate heir?

my toddler is developing such a passion for yelling at me (for drawing a cat when she told me to draw a dog, singing at a part of a song where raffi isn’t singing)

Jay Bhattacharya and Matthew Memoli aren't bringing "gold standard science" to the #NIH, they are gutting research slowly but surely. When this time is over, they should be hauled before Congress, and shunned for the rest of their lives. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

happy holidays I’m trapped on emotionally immature parents currently estranged from at least one if not all of their children TikTok

why do they look like a ventriloquist and his haunted doll

why is the serving size on my daughters advent calendar 10 days worth of chocolate

It is *better for the airline* if people check a bag rather than try to bring it as a carry-on. It is in their interest to let people check a bag for free. But then you’re missing out on theoretical extra revenue, and we can’t have that.

Looking at this list of regional grocery stores that have been acquired by Kroger and getting depressed

Vinay Prasad is a liar and an antivaxxer

Newfound clarity on forcing women to watch you crank your wretched hog

Brutus the buckeye has died due to advanced neurological syphilis

There are several members of my family where it is low key traumatic to go eat at their house as someone with literally any knowledge of food safety and cross contamination and unsafe temperatures for food storage

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

Me seeing another CIA trained radical attack the united states: Well well well if it isn't the blowback brothers...

ah yes my annual thanksgiving tradition: desperately hoping time will pass faster so that it will be over and I can go home

One deeply underappreciated aspect of MAHA is how much it's often a fig leaf for domestic abuse. I'm not surprised doctors on the ground belive men are withholding kids' vaccines as a way to control and terrorize their wives. They obviously are! www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/o...

it must rock to be in congress and just spend all day every day insider trading

The thing is that Ohio sucks a lot just not for the reasons people online who have never been to Ohio and think it’s basically the movie Gummo think

Living life on the edge (updating my BiOS 20 minutes before an important zoom call)

ah man this fucking sucks

apologies for being baited but how exactly are two $70k salaries in California not working class. Even in Minneapolis there’s no reason that’s not a two income working class household.

“Why is bluesky so incredibly dull” because you haven’t carefully curated a feed of the most unhinged people on the internet, like i have

love when tubi adds like a hundred more found footage horror movies and i get to go scroungin around for the MAYBE three watchable ones. get a nice little surge of that old dvd bargain bin feeling

GOP Sen. Ron Johnson is crowing about Robert Kennedy Jr.’s CDC pushing debunked vaccine misinformation. “Time to apologize to Dr. Andrew Wakefield and all the others who were maligned and vilified for simply asking the right questions,” he says. Wakefield’s paper was *fraudulent.*

The humiliation of being a USian having a conversation with someone from another country where they’re asking you what the hell is going on. Brother I don’t know.

If we were moving in the right direction politically and culturally, chiropractors would be in prison

I love the Cleveland public power building