possibly the most important Joshua Woo cover to ever exist for me personally

Ghost medically needs to be on a low-sodium diet but only has canned food left. Any help is appreciated!

speaker mentioned JCO recommends limiting ED boarding to <4 hours and the entire room is cracking up spontaneously

some people have diet cokes and I NEED to know where the diet cokes are being acquired I never had to wonder where to get diet cokes at MHA

this is a fun conference because at lunch I ended up seated next to a transgender woman who is a radiologist at Hopkins and we talked about pokemon

I felt like I’d been duped into something by adding on the damage waiver and then less than 5 minutes after driving away a semi kicked up a rock and I got a BIG chip in my windshield, serendipity strikes again

fair amount of masking at this conference tbh

okay so in a hilarious turn of events, the conference is just outside Albuquerque and for some reason I booked my cheap hotel in Santa Fe because ??? adhd ???

Anyway if you want to make sure I don't have to go to the bishops storehouse for food because I won't have money for groceries until October 11th I would really appreciate it. every cent that goes to the other links in my pinned will deal with overdrafts PayPal.me/AugustMcMullen

I knew it, 101 year old men don’t just die suddenly like that

Two butchers meet cutting meat; a meat cut meet cute.

can’t believe this came too late for Russell M. Nelson 😔😔😔

Blue cities should tear up the roads in front of ICE facilities and then start decades of community engagement and input sessions to rebuild them. Let's harness our core competencies.

This was always the funniest conspiracy theory to me — that there are MRI machine-like devices that can cure all known illnesses in seconds, but the government has been hiding them — and Trump just posted an AI generated video of himself announcing they're real. We're cooked!

my Lyft driver showed up in a lifted GMC Sierra 2500 and there’s a Jesus bobblehead on the dashboard and we’re listening to country music BUT he has gay voice??? honestly I’m from Calgary I shouldn’t feel so confused by this

finally getting around to reading this and it’s the perfect vacation book for lesbians romance with a plot about labor solidarity/union organizing between blue-collar workers and academics

more fantastic news, I had a very short layover and the gates were in the same part of the airport, just separated by a quick thing of restrooms and convenience kiosks (both of which I had time to visit!)

I love this system we have where you don’t get free checked bags anymore so you pack a carry-on and then there’s not room for your carry-on so they check it for free. Just say everyone gets a “free small checked bag” and stop making me drag it through the airport to my gate

also can we have a moment of commotion for the $6.99* Goodwill briefcase *it was missing the shoulder strap and I had to buy a replacement one on Etsy, which arrived an hour before I needed to leave

I still need help and I really don't feel good I know I always don't feel good but like I woke up from a nap absolutely wrecked. 🥺 PayPal.me/AugustMcMullen

War ravaged Portland

okay well so far in my First Time Flying Since 2018, I’ve gotten to keep my shoes on, keep my laptop in the bag, and keep my liquids in my suitcase so in a way it feels more like I’m flying in the past

This is much, much more significant than the Comey indictment but has gotten like 0.1% of the media coverage

People with mild ME/Long Covid & people who have recovered, please start advocating for the most severe instead of mildwashing the disease & using your story to sell your personal projects while feeding the media narrative of “individual overcoming” 🙏

Just caught the toddler spitting on the dog and when I told him to stop he goes “mummy her hair is in my mouth, I’m just putting it back” you know what, fair enough. can’t really argue with that

Need #CME, #MedSky? You can take this Mayo Clinic #MECFS (myalgic encephalomyelitis/chronic fatigue syndrome) CME-- but just until Tuesday! Infection-associated chronic conditions are more prevalent than ever but under-taught in med school. Don't miss out on this opportunity to learn dx and tx!

thinking about a professor I had, maybe the kindest and most easygoing person I’ve ever met, coming back from a faculty lunch with john roberts and sighing “christ what an asshole”

As you think about how to respond to Portland news, maybe think about dif between rhetoric of Newsom & Pritzker. Newsom mirrored; Pritzker spoke clearly about just how dangerous the moment it is. Do you want to be glib? My argument is that the main agency we have now is precision of language. 1/

words cannot express how funny it is that conservatives are so pants-pissingly afraid of portland, the white people riding unicycles capital of the pnw

Canada Post “lost” 1 billion dollars last year? How about, “it cost Canadians 1 billion dollars to have a national postal service” which works out to costing about $25 a year per person (population of Canada in 2024 = 40 million). Seems like a pretty reasonable cost to me.

"Carney has despite rhetorical appearances entirely acceded to Trump’s agenda" 💯%

Just a reminder that I am on day three of a migraine. Again PayPal is still the best option but other payment options are in fact in my pinned tweet. PayPal.me/AugustMcMullen

ME ON A TRAIN: Oh no, I accidentally clicked a video with sound! Oh god, people heard a second of loud sound from my phone. I have torn the social contract. EVERYBODY ELSE ON TRAIN: Shit yeah, train time, time to watch the loudest TikToks

I was trying to pick an article for journal club yesterday and PubMed’s trending article page was ALL Tylenol and hepatitis B and genetic case studies of autism in the Amish, I’m not exaggerating

Apparently BYU Idaho once did a production of Cats! and they attempted to make the costumes match their Mormon modestly standards and YOU HAVE TO SEE THEM

lol the dean said if anybody tries to talk to you about jurassic park you should respond "‘i appreciate your question. i recognize your question. we are not allowed to discuss that."

currently doing an entire load of laundry because I needed two more pairs of dress socks 🫠

this evening I learned Kya was somehow under the impression I was driving to Utah for a Mormon Studies conference rather than flying to New Mexico for a transgender health conference

went to go buy a luggage tag and successfully held off the “going to a conference, must buy a new notebook” compulsion, please clap

forgot about pets for a moment and was like “oddly inclusive but okay,”

I recently stumbled into elevator enthusiast social media. I was aware of that as a special interest and had seen that people film and post their elevator rides, but I hadn’t read the comment sections before. This isn’t far off of the types of stuff people comment.

My head hurts so bad and I'm dizzy and I don't have the funds for salty fries and caffeine. Right now PayPal is the easiest one for me to use although you can find other links in my pinned post. PayPal.me/AugustMcMullen

still stuck at $215 to go by the end of the night to stay housed 😵‍💫😵‍💫

CHOTINER: Record shows you didn’t post a Chotiner meme until Thursday? ME: That’s correct. CHOTINER: That seems unusual. Wouldn’t you say you usually jump on all the viral ‘bits?’ ME: I’d say so, but I had lots of work to do yesterday. CHOTINER: So, that work is done now?

I like “thank you for your attention to this matter” like he’s sending a passive-aggressive email about not leaving dirty dishes in the break room sink

All my best to this FEMA employee, and may they succeed in their mission: