here to say that some libraries will loan you a telescope if you're into that sort of thing!

i’m spiraling over mystery underwear

i just ordered a mystery 7-pack of underwear because it was a good deal and i like surprises… KNOWING FULL-WELL imma be pissed when they send me ones i don’t want

I can’t lie I look just like this when I walk thru a cobweb

Have y’all noticed we can see the alt text on videos now? Yay!

he’s not texting you back because he’s doing this

I was cleaning up some old photos and found this one. A moment of silence & awe for this cheese crusted grilled cheese I had in a restaurant in Vancouver BC

He’s gonna be so disappointed to find me hiding in there

is there a group text that tells all the influencers to start calling fabrics “buttery” or what?

michael jackson started playing at physical therapy and all the patients started moonwalking

💅🏾

I’d call 911

Goobers.

tummy hort

speaking of… has anyone tried these?

i need a 8 hour nap

Let’s see where they lead.

Lettuce is starting shit.

I said this about lettuce 7 months ago

RIP Sam Neill Meme from Reddit: www.reddit.com/r/blankies/c...

I am guilty of smooching the doggy

he’s not texting you back because he’s doing this

What do y’all think he did?

Yankle Doodee Dandy

EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME EAT CHIA SEEDS IT’S NOT HAPPENING

Have you been following the clam facts guy’s thread? Last I checked it was still going months later. Heroic amounts of clam facts.

I think everyone who does a “1 like = I’ll tell you [literally anything]” post is so brave What if you got a million likes??? WHAT THEN??? You know a million things about yourself? You know a million songs?

You can tell I was out in the world today. Thank you by Ross Gay #Voice by me.

a major contributor to global warming is the growing number of hot takes being offered on a daily basis. not many people know this.

Ngl I pictured Darcy Naruto-running at them through the woods at this jump scare

Why does European Wax Center do a better job of asking people what accommodations they need for their appointments than any healthcare facility or doctor’s office I’ve ever been to????? h/t to @thesix.bsky.social for sharing this with me www.youtube.com/shorts/Yj5-5...

I’m so embarrassed that I started this book like, “UGH a canon text, let’s see what’s the fuss,” and now I’m quietly weeping with joy to myself and filled with goodwill and optimism toward humanity and its capacity to love. How dare you, Jane Austen!!!

Y'all enjoyed my stick horse from the front, I made y'all a rooster. I've never had my drawing appreciated (because truly this is the level of my ability) so thank you all for finding my horse funny. (Just wait till you see the cow 😆)

Seeing as how the only horse I can draw is a stick horse (example pictured), I did my best front-facing version

[bra explodes in slow motion, your eyes open wide, cue queen] 🎶 I WANT TO BREAK FREE 🎶

it makes me want to cry when people run for the bus and miss it

CATASTROPHIC BRA FAILURE

Shhhh. She’s sleeping.

Do not remove his face

Happy RQI day to all who have a praise kink/celebrate.

Hi. We're in the Age of Diarrhea. I'm a global health expert on helping children survive diarrhea. Here's what to do if you might have picked up cyclospora. 🧵 1. Call your primary care if possible. 2. Take oral rehydration therapy, which isn't just drinking fluids. 1/

(m)(e)(a)(t) (b)(a)(l)(l) - Italian knuckle tats

Her name was Scissors She was a show girl

they call me cha-cha cuz i’m the best dancer at st. bernadette’s

Every Black Cat needs and Orange Cat best friend to keep life chaotic

I don’t want real job I want to be a a cleaner bird for a dragon.

it’s cool how the search bar freaks out now

MY SHOW IS ON — me, every time I see updates to the @trungles.com Pride & Prejudice thread

call that a sock-it-to-me cake

CODE BROWN