Dropping acidophilus and heading to the concert.

NOBODY MOVE!!! I DROPPED MY ACIDOPHILUS!!!

all is right with the world: a much younger girl started invoking martial arts cries over his edicts

You have to be an entrepreneur to be in here. Not a loser. — a kid to another kid in the play area just now

In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.😍👍💙

i wish we had more words like ‘cacophony’ words that sounds like hiccups and sneezes and stutters are the best words

TIL!!! There’s more than one kind of buttercup!!!! In the south, we called these buttercups but now that I’ve looked it up, the real name is Oenothera speciosa: usually called pink ladies, evening primrose, or pink buttercups

Fields and clusters of buttercups but I saw this one alone.

i need a lil snacky wacky

canceling plans so i can stay home opening and closing my cabinet all night

missed re-entry because i was driving around north jersey, which is harder than navigating space

i have not had enough water today and i’m guessing you didn’t either

I love how huge and angry and food-motivated she is

am I depressed or did i just file my taxes?

Scissors is a bull ant confirmed.

I've also seen comparisons of the 1972 Blue Marble image from Apollo 17 and the full-Earth image from Artemis II, suggesting that there's something wrong now because the new picture is less vivid and sharp. But the new pic is a night-side image, so it's grainier and more muted. 4/🧵

one thing I will not do is complain *immediately chokes to death on the complaints lodged in my throat*

But, the real enemy is the cargo romphim!

If bluesky isn't dead explain how it has been nine months when during peak MedTwitter someone posted "omg 🤯 it's called Lasix cuz it lasts six hours" every 12 hours.

Sorry i accidentally talked about reticulocyte hemoglobin for 20 minutes. It will happen again.

i can’t get my color analysis done because it’s too late for me to get told i’m wearing the wrong color jewelry

my idea of economics was forever changed when this girl in ninth grade was like “your family’s rich” and i said “yeah right, my dad’s a journalist and my mom’s a teacher, do the math” and she said “my dad’s a magician”

Nah, the cargo manties got me wheezing 😭

I got called this when i wore an all green sweatsuit to elementary school, but now i don’t feel so bad about it I was literally the tallest kid in 4th grade lolsob

upstairs neighbor: I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR A GIRL LIKE YOU TO COME INTO MY LIFE y’all think he wants me to go upstairs and knock?

Here is a roll of toilet paper I just painted, in case anyone is in need of inspiration.

it’s like i’m watching a mating dance 🥵

Also seen today on my way to work: this tufted titmouse checking me out in very goofy ways #birds 🪶

This is Spencer. He only drinks frothed water. Can't believe anyone would expect him to drink still water, like some kind of peasant. 13/10 (IG: mr.spennysaus)

This is Capitu. She has always wanted to be in a band. Had no idea joining one would be this easy. 13/10 (TT: capitucao)

making a marie callender’s pot pie from scratch

🎶how much is that butthole in the window?

I would like funding for COLUMBO: ONE MORE THING—THE OFFICIAL VIDEO GAME OF THE TV SERIES

Is there a word for the childhood delight felt while sitting crisscross-applesauce during an especially good story time in elementary school? If so, that’s the feeling @brianbilston.bsky.social managed to elicit here 🥹

probably my new favorite flavor and they put a lil spirulina in it to make ur water a lil blue 🩵

it’s freezing

MY WHOLE LIFE IS A QUALIFIED DISASTER

the irony of filing my taxes and the government being like ‘we don’t like how you spent your money, now you have to pay us more’ really? REALLY? LET’S TALK ABOUT YOUR SPENDING

I really love my YouTube alogrithm when it comes through for me like this. Video ALT: A slinky "struts" on a treadmill operating at a slow speed and steep angle.

willow ptarmigan. Thank you for spreading the bird word, @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social

in my mind, the music video is a couple doing choreography with peter pan chasing his shadow vibe youtu.be/ta2DGhmhQZY

she is just so eepy

This is the best bee photo I’ve ever seen LOOK AT IT

*grabs lime a Rita * This nation used to be full of passionate people…

We used to sing songs that said “I am the man who will fight for your honor… I’ll be the hero you’re dreaming of… we’ll live FOREVER” And then win the karate tournament!!!

first night trying to sleep without my weighted blanket in years and i’m scared i float out my window

nostrils are the exhaust pipes of the face

what’s the point of these glam gloryholes covering the entire cosmetics section?