This is Daisy. She doesn't have time for all this pet gate nonsense. Has things to do and places to pee. 13/10 (IG: toyobsessed_and_unimpressed)

they got elves makin’ cookies in that tree

“Video games are violence simulators.” I just spent half an hour in Zomboid looking for a safe place to bring a sheep that was all by herself in a pen. Now she’s with family. (Also I learned about three different sheep breeds.)

rain!

i wish costco sold rotel

One of the comments: it also started raining white girls 😭😭😭🥳🥳☺️☺️

I get why the earring is there but I believe miffy would pierce her actual ears

Like, I wouldn’t mind if it was schedule back-to-back with a problem visit. Just give me extra time with the doctor once per year to check all the boxes and make sure we aren’t missing anything. Is that too much to ask?

hot take: chronically ill people get short-changed on their annual wellness exam benefits

a windmill but it’s attached to my pants

Seriously. If you got bad mosquitoes, click through to the article for ideas on how to get rid of them but also MAKE A LOT OF WIND. It helps

Here's how I deal with mosquitoes in my Pennsylvania yard. I also have some opinions on what you shouldn't do. #mosquitoes colinpurrington.com/fighting-mos...

“my ducks!!”— guy whose ducks got sealed in a cave by an earthquake approximately 2400 years ago

Hadn’t been inside a shoe store in a while and was not prepared to see all the slip-on options in all styles and now I may never bend over again (seductively)

[saying "Nuh uh, I'm your girlfriend now" just to stress you out]

Lucky 10000 especially includes vocabulary.

To the woman in front of me when i picked up this bag: I heard them tell you “no, it’s too soft” when you asked them to slice the loaf of bread you wanted I saw your confusion. I didn’t know they could do that either. I hope you’re not scared to order bread now. I kinda am

shampoo on the wall outside the bathroom is new to me

i just liked two posts in a row, making each go from 69 to 70 likes, and i feel bad about it

the kool-aid man only he’s coffee-man and he’s big enough for me to climb into and swim around

get in loser we givin wedgies and swirlies ova here

old enough to give you the wedgie of a lifetime

The bee nest outside of my house always has events and festivals and other bees going in and out

Samurai? No, Samuryou!

Inside of you are two wolves. You swallowed the wolves to catch the goats. You swallowed the goats to catch the dogs. You swallowed the dogs to catch the cats. You swallowed the cats to catch the birds. You swallowed the birds to catch the fly. I don’t know why you swallowed that fly. Drugs, maybe?

Not everyone on the internet is from Ohio. It just seems like it

I HAVE NEVER LEFT A VOICEMAIL. A MAN WHO TALKS TO A MACHINE IS NEGOTIATING WITH HIS REPLACEMENT

Even this person in 9B won’t come between us. Will you marry me?

ok, no one do anything fun while i’m asleep

I will be riding this high the rest of the summer

Committing crimes while wearing a shirt that says THE ECONOMY.

if there’s not armrests i’m not going

☆ copy this to your profile and let your mutuals tell you their first impression of you ☆

I’ve watched tutorials and here is my issue: I think I can totally do a regular lamp But I cannot find a tutorial that shows me how to do a lamp with a switch at the top and on the base, like mine:

Y’all think I can rewire a vintage lamp on my own?

Anyone know of ways to do a poll on here other than @poll.blue ? I think it only works with bsky accounts and mine isn’t anymore

Ok, t-rex

Because sometimes life is better with the windows down.

Times I want super fast charging: ✔️ Plugging in phone ✔️ Retail checkout ❌ Encountering elephant

If you’re a healthcare worker who is already verified by @bsky.app and want to migrate your account to Medsky, send me a DM and we can make sure you keep the blue check when you join medsky.network

- Community branded apps you 🫵🏾 can post from and still reach your audience on bsky - Community specific trending topics and feeds - (Soon) community-only posts ~>>>_No programming knowledge required_<<<~ All the things I wish I had when I started Blacksky 3 years ago.

No prior authorizations are required to Rx on medsky.social

Absolutely. Yes. Thank you

We have added two NEW labels [email protected]: Ableism and Fatphobia. We will continue to improve our labeler so that the moderators can mitigate harm effectively. If you want more information on Blacksky Moderation, visit the docs site! docs.blacksky.community/info-about-b...

Richard has done such admirable work bringing Bluesky's community of healthcare workers together! Congratulations on this milestone—and to @rishkebab.blacksky.team for building great community tools

💤

I need a chili dog.

guys, Guys! your profile picture is supposed to be facing the posts. if it’s looking away how do you know what you’re posting? it’s dangerous. it’s like texting and driving, while on drugs. you could kill someone. or get canceled.

The clinic is now open. @medsky.network is now hosting a new platform powered by @blackskyweb.xyz’s Acorn system. That means you can go to medsky.social to log in and experience the Atmosphere. You can take it a step further and use move.medsky.network to transfer to the new Medsky PDS!

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