I will drink some water I will drink some water I will drink some water I will drink some water I will drink some water I will drink some water I will drink some water I will drink some water I will drink some water I will drink some water I will drink some water I will drink some water I will drink

Lucy used to have one of these hedgehogs

yeah the world is a tire fire, but look at this dog

HOW? SHOW ME I bet it’s just your own 😑

This is Grayson. He has never worked a day in his life, but that doesn't mean he can't sleep like he does. 12/10 (TT: ohgraysono)

This is Bailey. He wants to be picked up and put on the bed. Could just jump, but prefers this method. 12/10 (TT: screamingbailey8)

Gonna start a youtube channel, "Cooking with Shitty Knives" which will be just like any other cooking channel except everything takes 4x as long AND you learn to suture and properly clean a wound! It'll take off like wildfire an everyone will start calling me "Shitty Knives"

Literally the best day of his life.

EVERYONE STOP AND LOOK AT THIS

Klaus’ love for hedgehogs knows no limit. The boy has hedgie madness!

apparently baristas are essential workers starbucks is trying to get my friend to go to work in the blizzard while we’re under a state of emergency and roads are closed (her manager is telling her to stay home and trying to get them to keep the store closed all day)

@floregonian.com please tell me your flight was canceled and you’re warm and at home

How come no one told me about this delightful account? And why did the first review I saw have to be this upsetting pizza? It’s ok, though because now I can experience them all…IN ORDER

✨hey! listen!✨ weekly reminder 💊⏰

adds ‘drone footage of blue whales’ to the list of things that can make me cry out of nowhere, I guess

And hadn’t you kissed the rain from my mouth? Anniversary By Cecilia Woloch

me, seductively: let me put on a little something to set the mood WAHWAHWAHWAHWAH KNOCKNOCKNOCKKNOCK BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

what if someday i go for an MRI and they slide me in and i’m like oh fuuuuck

i don’t have any weird turn-ons and i’m worried that just means it’s so fucked up that i haven’t encountered it yet

I was out of green chilies, so instead of canned tomatoes i decided to use every kind of rotel in my cabinet for this ‘taco soup’ i just made and it’s the best this soup has ever tasted lol

WHAT?!?

this blizzard is boring

these dudes watching The Fifth Element for the first time just keep screaming “BORON” during the intro like it’s a game show LMAO

Cleaning out the spare bedroom at my parent's house. They're not dead, they just snowbird in California. This made me pee a little.

Moments after this photo, 4.5 pounds of bunny hopped to his left and bullied his 60 pound brother off the couch. #enrichmentday #bunday

Ok, who told my joints about the blizzard?

trojan horse ass noodle

What's an objectively mediocre or downright garbage food that you will love forever?

burnt my mouth on noodle water doing a noodle test it will happen again

For everyone participating in cheesecake day, reminder to get those cheesecakes ready @conductress.bsky.social @davidniallwilson.com @intelectconfig.wtf @rningscissors.bsky.social @labsplaining.bsky.social @amutepiggy.bsky.social @tess.bzky.team bsky.app/profile/mist...

LMAO WHY DID BLUESKY LABEL THIS ADULT CONTENT

if he’s ever hospitalized, i hope someone remembers to order him a puréed diet to conserve chewing energy

i’m not prepared can someone go to the store for me? kthxbye

Poppin' bottles in the ice, like a

i don’t get any of your pagliacci jokes because i don’t know anything about that story and have avoided all the spoilers

Year of the banana, y’all I love banana

Ok the lyric changes on this one are so clever youtu.be/V7jOobdrdGo?...

Take my hand Take all thou dost see For I cannot help Falling in love with thee youtu.be/EGkV6JttDFs?...

Why am I just finding out about 🏰 BARDCORE 🏰 ???

working on a shirt to wear to the laundromat

A Chilean Flicker for #FlickerFriday #birds #Chile

rude that my Face ID doesn’t work while i’m yawning like…it’s just a sleepy me. get it together

I wanna taste grandma’s secret pumpkin milk pudding youtu.be/FkzhDpJE6PY?...

yesterday, someone told me I had “a really soothing voice” right after I woke up it may have gone to my head because i’m sitting here wondering if i should re-record my outgoing message with morning voice?

LOOK AT THE WATER BOTTLE IN THE PICTURE 👁️ 👄 👁️

I want a butter bag polychromegoods.com/products/but...

Hello would you like to see a smol dog with an even smaller babbeh goat

yooo it fuckin sips the water