January will continue until morale improves.

Gifted baby carrot to depressed adult carrot pipeline

imagine going into the grocery store and there in the produce aisle you see bags of baby carrots and then next to those you see the adult carrot section. they all have faces and jobs, most of them are on antidpressants. they follow you with their eyes

The degree to which I do NOT want to have therapy is directly proportional to how much I absolutely NEED to have therapy on any given day.

It's my own fault for going on FB at all, but I have just one thing to say to the people who don't think what is happening to Liam Ramos is "that bad" because it's "not technically family separation if he's in the same detention center as his father": rot in hell.

Most medical organizations are primarily lobbying agencies for their priorities and do not GAF about the actual values their members represent

So far, the only nursing organization statements I’ve seen that adequately describe the event/events (murder/execution) and the perpetrators (ICE/CBP/federal agents) have been from nursing unions. Every national professional organization seems to be missing a spine.

I am definitely taking note of which of my nurse coworkers are not speaking out against *gestures broadly*

I took care of two Nazis as a Jewish nursing student. I was literally PAYING money to keep alive the people who believed I shouldn’t exist and would probably be glad to hear about my family members that were killed in the Holocaust.

Going to start wearing abolish ICE t-shirts to work and no one can stop me.

Once again: Focusing on their lack of training is a mistake. With "better training," their violence would simply cost more, and they would still kill whoever they wanted, but make it look more professional — to make people more comfortable, the way many of you are at ease with local police violence.

(a quiet reminder that you can turn off auto-play for videos in your settings)

Johnny Weir is giving Liza Minelli with his outfit on this week‘s Traitors episode and I’m here for it.

Someone named Mavis signed up for a Match account with my email and all I’ll say is that she can do better than these shmucks! The men aren’t sending their best, I fear.

On a related note: when has de-escalation training ever decreased law enforcement brutality and violence? There is no reforming evil.

My next door neighbors’ alarm has been going off all day and I have misophonia 🤪

I know I've said this before, but a good educator can make even the most mundane and boring course engaging with the right tools and some effort.

Having chewed off lip skin for breakfast. Anyone want any?

Please, I just reeeeeeeeeally need /this/ today

my cousin told me that my uncle (who is the unclest man you've ever met. uncler than you can imagine) only discovered emojis like, one year ago & uses 🥶 for everything???? like he just ends any text at all with 🥶. I was laughing so hard I thought I was gonna die

For the first time ever, Swooncat went on a hunger strike after being boarded that lasted long enough for me to make a vet appointment. But thankfully we are so back.

I love gambling on whether I'll actually be able to attend my own commencement because: 1. the date isn't set yet 2. I have to request vacation 5-7 months in advance

Me, every time I leave my apartment: ✅Wallet ✅Phone ✅Keys ✅Narcan ✅Whistle

if I die doing what I do please don't list my real life actual achievements instead make sure everyone highlights what a vicious bitch I was to men online

Since everyone is sick, I feel it is my duty to remind you all that Afrin is not a long term medication. Three consecutive days maximum.

Poorly!

Weird how being on social media less actually makes me feel less insane. What is there to learn from this? Probably nothing.

8 more months of grad school

ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis or we WILL lock up our own citizens

that one was removed but here is the verified one that is run by his father gofund.me/f2b21fa45

BREAKING NEWS: We are opening a formal investigation into the shooting involving federal agents in Portland today. Our office will take every step necessary to ensure the rights and security of Oregonians are protected. #orpol #breakingnews

Is it cheating to include textbooks in my StoryGraph?

Tincture of chewedaspirintablets

What is filling my cup you might be asking? Trading recorded cooking narration videos of myself with @rningscissors.bsky.social and replying with “MY SHOW IS ON” every single time.

Do one thing when you can and only when you can. Wars are first and foremost psychological. First we find stillness. Then we act.

Get out a piece of paper We do things on paper from now on. Phones are tracked. Platforms are tracked, filled with bots and propaganda. If you don’t have a pen and paper go buy some. Write down things YOU can do. Things in YOUR power. Make most of them small. Some of them big.

It is OK to put down your phone You have seen the horror You will not be able to do anything about it until you put your phone down Put your phone down. Close your eyes. Say a prayer to whatever divine power you believe in, even if it’s just yourself Don’t stop until you feel stillness Then:

Peds/neo healthcare providers are T I R E D. Please no more.

If you need someone to tell you: you are safe tonight. It’s OK to put down your phone and sleep. The world will still be consuming itself tomorrow. Right now you need rest. Close your eyes and imagine you’re a bird, that you can see the electromagnetic current of the earth.

Hittin' da bricks is a valid response and should be utilized more often.

plus blocking feels great. you wanna argue with me when we essentially share the same views? bud I'm a 58 year old man eating SweeTarts out of a box. lying on his stomach on a bed. here I will relieve you of having to see my posts. I've done a kindness! back to my candy!

Me upon hearing that my company's 2026 goal is to "embrace AI and advanced digital tools"

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There's a previously abandoned building a block away that's being renovated into some business and for the last two days a pile of literal shit has appeared near the entrances. Shit that could not have possibly come from a dog. It looks like the poop emoji. Will tomorrow make it 3 for 3? Stay tuned.

I'm taking 2 very heavily theory based courses this term and I am RESENTFUL. Swoon doesn't want to think. Swoon wants to do. Or sleep.

Once I learn Bulgarian in four weeks, it's over for all you (etc.)

We don’t have room for a Unit of Severe Preventable Disease where I work. The NICU and PICU are already full.

Gregor Samsa awoke from disturbing dreams, browsed his phone catching up on the latest news, and decided to go back to his vermin-ridden nightmares

Aaron, you really should include a follow-up that this was a local manager’s decision and Hilton corporate apologized to ICE. Hilton does not deserve the plaudits they are getting in your menchies.