swoon ganz
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just a cat screaming at the moon are you going to eat your pickle?
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5 months ago
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I want a cup noodle so badly right now.
about 16 hours ago
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oh my god things are too much everything is so much I would like for it to all be a little less
about 19 hours ago
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2 days ago
Thereās something deeply hilarious about a 5 year old patient who is not buying anything Iām selling
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Anyone have a spare void I can scream into? Iāll return it in excellent condition.
2 days ago
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Pouting until someone says something nice about me.
4 days ago
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blaine
5 days ago
I would buy the Grey's Anatomy franchise and write in a horrific death for Owen Hunt that he conclusively cannot be resurrected from
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I am just absolutely channeling 'mediocre white man applying for jobs he is unqualified for' this past week.
5 days ago
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Someone keeps putting appointments and obligations on my schedule in an absolutely chaotic fashion to where I donāt have a single day to just rot for the next two weeks and that person is me.
6 days ago
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ā copy this to your profile and let your mutuals tell you their first impression of you ā
6 days ago
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I had to see this so now you have to see it too.
about 1 year ago
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Fondly remembering the capstone nursing student who was too anxious to call out of her night shift so she did bowel prep for a scope while on the unit. Can we maybe normalize shitting your pants at home so that this doesn't happen?
about 1 year ago
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Nothing riles me up quite like a "gentle reminder".
6 days ago
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Controversial opinion: peds nephrologists are nicer than adult nephrologists.
7 days ago
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9 days ago
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Me: has several crash outs over a certification exam I passed Me 1 month later: what if I did another one?
9 days ago
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I was picking up a coffee at work and there were like 6 cops there congregating. Some guy waiting for the elevator shouts: āyāall making sure no one steals that coffee?!ā lmaooooo
10 days ago
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Ā”Madison Dios Primero! āļø
13 days ago
jonathan only getting 3 votes and joe getting 0 how embarrassing
#survivor50
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You ever look at someone's homework and just know immediately that they used AI to do it? It's just so discouraging.
13 days ago
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What is grad school if not frantically working on a project several hours before meeting with an advisor to make it look like youāre on top of your shit when you are not in fact on top of anything.
13 days ago
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I canāt not think āPeyronieāsā every time I see ads for this beer.
13 days ago
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Triggered* *saw discourse about diluting IV pain medication unnecessarily again
15 days ago
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Someone used my phone number to sign up for a bunch of political websites in a red state I don't live in and for the last 2-3 weeks I have been getting 10-15 texts a day about voting for some scumbag or another.
15 days ago
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YES!
15 days ago
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For when you need to be visibly bisexual from another planet.
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15 days ago
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I keep that thang on me.
15 days ago
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ProPublica
15 days ago
NEW: Tiny footprints. A blue blanket. The autopsy reports of babies who died after not receiving a vitamin K shot at birth included heartbreaking details about how small the babies were ā and what items they had with them when they died.
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What I Canāt Forget About the Babies Who Died After Not Receiving a Vitamin K Shot
Babies have died after not receiving the vitamin K shot at birth. Their autopsy records underscore how preventable their deaths could have been.
https://www.propublica.org/article/vitamin-k-baby-autopsy-reports?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=propublica-bsky
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Heavily Into The World Of Magnets
16 days ago
Vicious mop attacks her sworn enemy: the box of rags
#tillysayshi
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The blatant and casual use of AI by people in my grad program for term projects is so exhausting.
16 days ago
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie
18 days ago
How and why does John Travolta look like Shaun King
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Time to cram 2 weeks of neglected homework into 36 hours to meet a deadline. I was made for this.
18 days ago
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Best of luck to the person on the plane next to me googling āhow long does weed stay in the systemā. š«”
19 days ago
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Just saw someone alleging that Hantavirus is an adverse reaction to COVID vaccines and to that I sat: no.
23 days ago
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Happy nurses week to āol Swoon
25 days ago
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The RSV vaccine is nothing short of a medical miracle and every time a NICU parent opts out of it for their baby with chronic lung disease at discharge, I die a little more inside.
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27 days ago
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Tyler, from the Internet
about 1 month ago
I think one of the best indications we don't have a functioning society is that a legally bankrupt person has access to unlimited money
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The answer to Davidās question would get me banned from this website.
about 1 month ago
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Seth Trueger
about 1 month ago
notably his cure is from CAR-T therapy, which is so new I didnāt even learn about it in med school THIS is why we invest in science
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Do not trust someone who works night shift to set you up for anything but failure.
about 1 month ago
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Itās a bearcordion
about 1 month ago
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Went to reschedule my eye doctor appointment that was supposed to be this week. Next available with my ophthalmologist: MARCH Next available with anyone: DECEMBER I love healthcare!
about 1 month ago
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This is worse than when I discovered the cafeteria switched from Coke to Pepsi products with no notice.
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about 1 month ago
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When the Botox kicks in and you turn into an under the radar hater.
about 1 month ago
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Good morning to everyone except my cat who immediately threw up her breakfast and tried to eat her own vomit.
about 1 month ago
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cait (and adonis)
about 1 month ago
there should be something stronger than a block on this website. you should be able to send someone for a psych evaluation
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Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians
about 1 month ago
My daughter, who is studying for her AP US History test, just declared "I'm not memorizing the filler presidents."
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My crashout:
about 1 month ago
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I love reading this post from the comfort of my electric heated mattress pad.
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about 1 month ago
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Wish your pal Swoon some luck today pls
about 1 month ago
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Trying to back into a spot in the Trader Joeās parking lot is psychopath behavior.
about 1 month ago
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What do you mean 12 hours of immobilizing my thumb hasnāt undone 3 weeks of pain and swelling?
about 1 month ago
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