Oh word, a guy who has spent the past quarter century as a hobo on Martha's Vineyard might be a little shady?

The revolution will be started by women in sensible sandals.

But what if what I want IS to be pointlessly obsessed with other people playing a game?

I just went to the website for the small private school where this happened, and it looks like their entire teaching staff has turned over in the 7 years since we were there. Always a great sign!

Thinking about the teacher who told me (in many more words) that my 9-year-old's ostracization from her peers was a natural consequence of my child's unpleasant personality and hoping that teacher is having a miserable day.

The way so many people on here casually refer to any liberal woman over 35 as a "wine mom" is gross

The trouble with tribbles: Valentine’s edition.

I cannot believe I am hearing Bel Biv Devoe in the Olympics.

You know what never gets any easier? Contacting someone you've just met to ask if they want to hang out. Absolute terror, every time.

New personal pain scale: If I can ignore it, it's not a migraine. If I can't ignore it, it's probably a migraine.

I have 100% cut people off while yelling sorrysorrysorrysorry

My child told me she didn't try on the state testing because it doesn't count for anything. Just got the scores, and she's in the 91st percentile for math and the 96th for English. Maybe I should tell her to stop trying on all her tests.

Checking to see if the local pool is available for me to just float on my back for some time between ten minutes and five hours.

Honestly? I kind of like it like this.

Amazing singular suggestions: Werner Herzog. Nicole Byer. Kendrick Lamar. Jesse Welles. Eric Andre. Blixa Bargeld. Tawny Newsome. Samuel L. Jackson. Bernie Sanders. Ron Funches. Florence Welch.

Top vote getters so far: Pedro Pascal, Weird Al, Ian McKellen & Patrick Stewart, Daniel Craig (as Benoit Blanc), Adam Driver, David Tennant, Mandy Patinkin, Ryan Gosling, Jason Mantzoukas, Nic Cage, Lynda Carter (returning!), Tom Waits (!!!), Keke Palmer, Taika Waititi, and Ncuti Gatwa. A+ lineup.

Why on god's green earth do I have a Coolio song stuck in my head?

JASON MANTZOUKAS.

So who do we want to see guest on a new Muppet Show? Robert Pattinson. Timmy Chalamet. Who else has muppet energy?

I am thoroughly sick of my nose hairs freezing solid the minute I step outside the house.

What are they going to charge her with? Being awesome?

One would think “can operate in cold weather” would have on the spec list for outdoor equipment in Boston.

The short answer is "the industrial revolution."

Wow, so glad the "gets hit in the head for a living" demographic is getting this vital representation in the NYT.

AAM commenters having a normal one about disability, as usual.

Beautiful design by Tsmishian (Alaska Native) artist to support those in MN via the ACLU NARF fund www.customink.com/fundraising/...

Before they’d only go so far as to be like “Everyone should be able to feel safe at home 💖” and now it’s “The blood of the tyrants will match our William Morris wallpaper”

All the bougie white-girl interior design and upstate real estate accounts I follow on Instagram are going full Fuck ICE.

@lobsterhug.bsky.social @anachronistique.bsky.social Spring field trip?

Hey, quick question: How would you pronounce "Syrn"?

🎨 Each painting up for auction Tuesday well exceeded their appraisals, with one breaking the record for a Bob Ross piece sold at auction.

Can’t come to work; cat on lap.

Bitch, do you really want people 3D printing vuvuzelas instead?

Bluesky as a whole needs to up its meds

There's a song for everything. youtu.be/XDkhzVw0yBs?...

"PEACE ISN'T WHAT YOU ASK FOR WHEN THE BOOT IS ALREADY ON SOMEONE'S NECK. PEACE IS WHAT THE POWERFUL ASK FOR WHEN THEY DON'T WANT TO BE INTERRUPTED."

I spent too much on this, but also it is my childhood.

It's hard to be a person who actually knows about hockey in the HR fandom, because I constantly have to curb the urge to yell, "Don't! Give! The NHL! Money!"

Walked into the gift shop & heard one mid-50s woman with a heavy Boston accent say, "So Dave asked me to call off the divorce last night." Her equally Bostonian friend responded, "Oh my god. It's been finalized! Did you tell him that? Does he know that?"

@universalhub.com Boston and beyond, save the numbers for the organization near you #ICEisUnconstitutional #FightFascism #resist

Garbage (5X) Florence + the Machine PJ Harvey Sleater Kinney Chappell Roan

OK, let's do it.

If I had sent it, I have no doubt that several of my coworkers would have asked if I was feeling all right.

re: last repost. I told my husband last night that I was trying to engage in my company's AI assistant in good faith, so I asked it to clean up an email draft. It spit out something technically correct that sounded like whoever had written it was undergoing a concussion protocol.

Absolute banger from @garbageday.email today on Gen AI: "It is not a revolution in computing, but a revolution in accepting lower standards." www.garbageday.email/p/generative...

They were already out of the hot chocolate. 😭 So I put extra hazelnut syrup in my coffee. (Yes, I am very spoiled by breakfast at my job.)

Would it be gauche to bring my 24-oz tumbler to the caf and fill it with the free hot chocolate? I think it might be an "I need 24-oz of hot chocolate" kind of day.

"Oh, you don't want our shitty AI summaries of 200 word emails? Well, you don't get spellcheck anymore either then." I am going to start writing on parchment and train a passenger pigeon to avoid you motherfuckers by the end of all this.

I fucking hate google so fucking much.

I'm not going to believe anything said by an adult who doesn't know how to brush their own hair.