Since the TL is talking Jaws, here's an encore of Larry and Bruce II.

It was impossible for me to suspend disbelief, but I really appreciated the way it slowly cranked up the tension--I totally understand how it scared people.

HOLY SHIT!

My only TSwift take is that if I had literal billions of dollars, I would not get married somewhere that smells like feet.

bumblebee lost in the sauce

Someone in a discord I'm in is trying to defend TS's wedding plans, and she is fighting an uphill battle.

And/or shoplift half of the local Claire's store.

I'm sitting here thinking about where I would get married if money was no object, and I'm so provincial that everything I can think of is in New England.

Recent Martha's Vineyard baby names: Calvin, Lydia, Dylan, Eesha, and Aria.

Maybe I should just stay in Greece. www.universalhub.com/2026/dangero...

This trip has reconfirmed that my ideal beach hours are 7-9am and 4-7pm.

80 degrees, sunny and breezy + 3 hours in the ocean + 2 aperol spritzes (optional) = inner peace.

In MA you find sea glass. In Naxos you find pottery.

We ordered mussels.

“Yes,” said Frog, reaching for a cookie, “we need will power.” “What is will power?” asked Toad. “Will power is trying hard not to do something you really want to do,” said Frog.

These owls just heard how hot it is in Athens.

I’m really glad I got this photo because it was too hot and too crowded and we lasted about 20 minutes up there. I’m extra glad I’m not an influencer, because they were out there in fancy outfits and full makeup looking miiiiiserable when they weren’t taking photos of themselves.

Scaffolding-free Parthenon

The faces aren’t there but her body language fully says “I’m done with your bullshit, Pan.”

Me, staring at the tiny Greek coffee cup: “I miss Big Drink.”

See? www.youtube.com/shorts/psoU7...

I've been visiting Linkedin for work purposes, and it is BLEAK over there. defector.com/looking-for-...

Having just watched a solid hour of World Cup fandoms in America, I have decided that we (Americans) all need to do more public singing and dancing in large groups. Let's get on this.

They will be signing an International Besties Agreement.

I announced I was pregnant on FB 17 years ago, so...

NEXT WEEK

This fucking guy.

I love this. Unmute.

Ran across a cemetery tour coming home from work.

It is my last Monday in the office until July 6 and this is my brain right now:

“One of the reasons why I do what I do is I don’t want you to have to buy something, I want you to take what you have and give it new life and make it something that’s even better than what you originally bought it for, because now it’s one of one.”

I was at the library book sale, saw this group of books and thought, “wow, congrats to those parents.”

The meteorite was the first warning.

Everyone who is scared of cities and multiculturalism is a loser.

Brooklyn’s going nuts, I just went to the zoo and walked out with a Pallas’ Cat, they’re not even checking

Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016

Here he is! Man in kilt going down Cop Slide while playing the bagpipe!

Made a cover for my junk journal.

Anyone want to come to this JP estate sale with me tomorrow? www.estatesales.net/MA/Jamaica-P...

@theferocity.bsky.social The turkeys are at it again:

Some sort of caravan (two busses & a bunch of state trooper vehicles) just royally fucked traffic around South Station. Probably World Cup related?

Absolute clown shit from the city council, as usual.

This week’s collage.

“You have been asleep since November,” said Frog. “Well then,” said Toad, “a little more sleep will not hurt me.”

She made weekend plans with a different friend, decided to run for student government for the 3rd time (she doesn't mind losing; she likes making campaign speeches), came home and baked cookies. That kid bounces back like a rubber ball.

Look at this adorable gigantic baby. www.biographic.com/the-wonder-o...

I've been using the calculator comparison with ppl. Would you use a calculator whose results you had to check every time?

Ok what are your must haves for long flights? So far I have compression socks and Liquid IV.

I forgot the word for shapewear and made a sucking sound instead. My husband guessed "girdle?" and I was like, "I was thinking 'sausage casing.'"

This is extremely cool. www.bostontrails.org/bostonboundl...