Since Fluview is still AFK, here is the latest flu data from HealthtrackRX, A private testing lab that processes samples from hospitals and clinics. The data is not as robust as Fluview but still helpful. Congratulations Washington, coming in 1st place at 6.5% test positivity.

Every teenage boy I see has this haircut

I've told this story before but one of my roommates in medical school never washed his hands after #1 and his reasoning was "I DIDN'T PISS ON MY HANDS!" If you live in southeast Ohio near Oxford DM me and I will let you know which primary care doctor to avoid.

1. He overstates the risk. Guillain-Barre from the influenza vaccine is 1-2 additional cases per million doses given. 2. Only 30% of patients require mechanical ventilation. 3. A hospitalist would consult with their affiliated OB-Gyn, not a "Locum Independent Contractor"

Unfortunately most of these people are retiring or expected to so the only consequence they will feel is our scorn.

Who wants to see Aaron Rodgers get absolutely bodied by a 267 pound linebacker?

They said the Democrats don't know how to fight Trump and honestly they were right. Great call from the haters.

Hear me out. Finance that new F-150 over 20 years.

I would rock this shit

Unless?

Or maybe people really don't give two shits about the guy who hosted the 80th most popular podcast.

Dear white people: Please teach your kids that saying someone has "chinky eyes" is just as racist as calling them a "chink". Regards, an Asian Dad

No Jonathan Bailey at this wicked musical?

If you're going to reskeet that trump photo at least use the version from @atrupar.com who gives proper credit to the photographer Andrew Harnik of Getty Images.

After the election results this week and the general incompetence of the MAHA movement I sincerely hope that GSK and Merck continue to tell the admin to pound sand regarding splitting up the MMR vaccine.

Subway guy on what it means: BMT stands for Burnish My Testicles.

Donald Trump when a guy passes out in front of him

Vaxxed???

This is a very important thread. People are free to curate their feeds how they choose but Alt NPS does not deserve your attention. They frequently steal content without attribution, make up numbers for protest engagement(No Kings #1), and in this case create false narratives to fit their goals.

If I find out anyone stabbed my kids without my permission we are going to have a problem. Bryan Johnson (from IG Reels): "This halloween, am thinking I'll help kids test their blood glucose so that they can learn about the cause and effect relationship of sugar."

Ummm. Welcome to the resistance Thomas Massie? I never thought I would agree with this asshole about literally anything but 5 out of 6 ain't bad and reduce spending I can work with if he means ICE.

Republicans are wrong about everything, even stock tips.

How to destroy your company's brand value in one tweet.

Yes. Haha yes!

Local elections matter and the three people leading our city council race are all Democrats. #1 is @profweinstein.bsky.social ✊

The Republican Party cannot survive $6.29 Easy Cheese.

Haha eat shit Cuomo

When we say "eat the rich" I know who #1 and #2 will be but can this humorless scold be #3?

Here's an example of how much Schumer sucks. for 15 years the FBI director gave an update to the Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee. Usually in Oct/Nov. In 2024 Chris Wray did not want to testify because he did not want to draw the ire of a possible incoming Trump administration.

Actual DHS video evidence from testimony today:

I hate trying to be an informed voter because school board elections actually matter now but the candidate interviews are like this. Useless LLM fluff. Q: If elected, what specific steps would you take to help the school board de-escalate tensions and focus on the educational needs of students?

Dick Cheney should be remembered for making gas prices more than double so some Americans actually considered this when purchasing a vehicle.

I rode my electric bike to the polls today because Dick Cheney would have hated that.

In her first social media post since she tried to make fun of John Oliver: They know they are going to lose badly so all they have left is making fun of people for having hobbies.

Years ago I had a patient that left my practice because mom didn't want vaccines. No discussion, just stopped coming. 3 years later they show up needing clearance for anasthesia/tooth extractions. They also had some global developmental delays. This kid had been going to the chiropractor instead.

NGL kinda sad I'm not included as one of the masked doctors

Scott Adams is a millionaire who lives within public transit distances to nationally ranked oncology programs including Stanford (#9) and UCSF (#7).

Even Scott Adams could figure out that Makis is a quack.

Starcraft fans know about the Yamamoto Cannon send skeet

I think Vivek Ramaswamy is wearing a Genuine Collective jersey. It's officially licensed but has nothing in common with the Nike Jerseys that Ohio State has worn since 1996. A real Ohio State fan with means would not be caught dead in one. Follow along for the evidence and why it looks "weird".

She was a prepper

Who wants to see a fight between a Libertarian vs economics professor?🪓 (@profweinstein.bsky.social)

Hoppy Halloween everybunny!

Preceptor Corner: I often hear students say: I could not get a good look at the ears. The kid was too squirmy. A more accurate statement: I couldn't get a good look at the ears. I'm inexperienced and lack the proper training. Someone please try this and let me know how it goes.

WTF Marketplace Corner 😳

Pediatrics Corner: The AAP just released a statement regarding the use of leucovorin in patients with autism: "𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗰𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗺𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝗣𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝘀 (𝗔𝗔𝗣) 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗹𝗲𝘂𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗻 (𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗰 𝗮𝗰𝗶𝗱) 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗻." www.aap.org/en/patient-c...

Ohio pumpkin festivals are lit

The reason why she can do this on a Friday is because most ICE agents only get to see their kids on Wednesdays and every other weekend.