"SPEAK TO THE PHARMACY STAFF "

PSA: Please also avoid Trader Joe's salad kits until further notice! www.thetakeout.com/1761803/who-...

Dammit I should have placed that bet on Kalshi that it was Taylor Farms.

Ok mine works... Phat Meatball Sub

ATTENTION ALL PIZZA SHOPS: Offer free "wood fired flavor" upgrades while everything smells like an ash bucket.

With nothing to lose Morty eats lettuce while daring the parasite gods to smite her.

We already lost Chi-Chi's please don't take my Taco Bell.

My work partner's computer suffered catastrophic motherboard failure. Did I bust it open for the precious 512gb NVMe? Of course I did.

AI slop aside, this is a terrible idea. Raze them down and create purpose built senior communities.

Donald Trump won Ashland County by 50 points. When we talk about finding common ground with Republicans, we can start with Flock cameras deserve to meet baseball bats.

Lebron I don't ask for much but I have a great idea for the timing of The Decision 3.0.

Today in the office I was talking to a little kid, I hit them with the high five, fist bump, and heart hands combination, then I said "friends?" and she looked me dead in the eyes and said "no!"

Haha suck it, France. -Sincerely, one of the colonized

Trent Reznor and Bryan Johnson start a cooking channel. Nine Inch Kales

My idea for a show about a fictional character who is inspired by the video game Tag Team Wrestling where he answers emails from fans in the style of animated flash web content from the late 90s. It's called Baleeted Rivalry.

What if Darline Graham Nordone, who has spent her career supporting people with disabilities, is like a reverse Fetterman?

Lol whut?

So much of MAHA is about having an hour to collect ingredients to make your own sunscreen when you can just buy it for $6 the next time you're at the store.

My brother is in charge of Rivian autonomous driving so it would be a disasterclass. In both directions.

Mark Cuban is wrong about a lot but he's correct here. The difference between a good doctor and a bad one is not getting the proper diagnosis. It's how much bullshit they are willing to go through to advocate for the patient. Like I'm here at 6pm ordering e-consults that I won't get paid for.

Danville Dairy Daddies corporate offices... Boss: Did you finish the logo? Artist: Yup, extra horny. Just like you said.

MD Breathe Corner: Mary continues to try to reduce pediatricians in scope and value. Probably because we hate her and she hates us. 1. The quality of this photo terrible. 2. There are often other symptoms associated with otitis media. 3. The role for home dx tools is still being determined.

RIP Sam Neill Meme from Reddit: www.reddit.com/r/blankies/c...

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Medical corner: I see people using the terms "aneurysm" and "dissection" interchangeably and they are distinct conditions. This article from healthline explains the differences. www.healthline.com/health/aorti...

Scott Jennings the next time he sees Laura Loomer:

Cocoa: "Hey look at me! I'm Mitch McConnell!" #bunday

Katie Miller is an asshole.

Americans are shooting liquid shit out of their butts from Cyclosporiasis in Michigan and Ohio and this asshole is worried about heavy metals?

Tired: get rid of VAR Wired: get rid of sky cams

Me when I get the printer to work

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There's nothing in the Constitution that says your senator has to be alive checkmate libs.

Hot dog perfection is the skyline cheese coney. Underneath the unnaturally orange shredded cheese is chili, onion, and mustard. A drizzle of hot sauce adds kick.

It would be so funny if Bryan Johnson got sick from the diarrhea kale.

The goalie fail in Belgium vs. Spain with "OH NO, DISASTER" added.

Dr. Déry was one of our noon conference lecturers when I was a med student in Cleveland 20 years ago and he's probably the smartest person I have ever met.

I applied to be a forest ranger but I didn't get the job. Said I was too sappy.

The best player on Indiana gets 1% of the media coverage.

Looking at a vintage pen on ebay and I had to check google translate to find out what the inscription said before bidding on it.

Handy Manny and Kelly the hardware store owner were always [redacted] and the tools would watch. That's why he would always leave a job to get a lightbulb. What handyman doesn't have a spare lightbulb?

So the party that did no oppo on George Santos missed the mark again?

Private Practice Corner: A large local hospital system has offered to buy us out in the past but we always say that we prefer to remain independent. So instead they bought out the largest local OB group which means they can just refer all the newborns to their own affiliated clinics.

The republican political advisor Rick Wilson was giving free strategic advice in 2021 and said that he could win in any purple district with a tough male veteran gun owning moderate democrat and WHY THE FUCK ARE WE LISTENING TO RICK WILSON?

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I hate Mary but she's actually right about this one thing.

PSA Corner: The first line treatment for Cyclosporiasis is Bactrim. A common side effect is photosensitivity meaning the patient is even more susceptible to sunburn while taking it. If you're unlucky enough to get this you should go Bryan Johnson and avoid the sun.

The average cost of a day in the ICU is at least $5000. That doesn't include the initial admission and stabilization which is much more. Must be nice that McConnell has Medicare AND federally subsidized health insurance for his 6 figure (at least!!!) medical bills. McConnell in 2011: