Your face when I provide the source material to something that was disturbing enough on its own.

Maybe I’ll just go into MMA and only fight people I don’t like.

I need to make $666 in the next week to make sure my accounts dont get overdrawn when all the bills come out lmao, this year is fucking diabolical.

Still thinking about still thinking about this.

Hanging on by a thread with a noose in it.

YouTube is trying to lose me friends.

Somewhere between falling and flailing.

That’s me in the corner. That’s me in the spotlight. Get that spotlight off me, I’m in my corner.

If someone leaves a shitty comment I just heart it for the engagement. Thanks for the laugh emoji, cross in the sky profile picture.

This is my business ponytail.

Want to come over and be awkward at each other?

Squonking majestic in this motherfucker.

All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to do butt stuff quietly in a room alone. -Blaise Pascal

a silly jpeg that i have created

I locked myself in the escape room and I'm not coming out.

It already is. It has to be.

I’ve been asked to stop calling sitting down ‘butt stuff’.

BIG RAIN

Regret none of it. Antilamentation by Dorianne Laux #Voice by me.

Raging on a Sunday* *uploading a poetry reading

I found a screw in the pocket of my hoodie. 99.9% sure it was an extra. .1% concerned.

Guess what we're doing now.

Sadly it's been three months since the last donation, so i'm asking once again for y'all to share my #gofundme campaign. Please think about donating! #crowdfunding #fundraising #donations #transhealthcare

Siege gardening.

How would you save me in your phone?

I ate dinner already* I had too many bagels

I can’t find my scarf, can I borrow your legs?

A demon for the people's interests

Which book next?

I walked by a cat sleeping under a car and it looked at me so slow I thought it wanted scritches but it ran away. I’ve been feeling guilty about it all day

What’s the funniest thing you can slip into a man’s wallet?

Because money has no value.

Ollie, the white boxer dog who vacillated between a look of absolute pensiveness and being the doofiest doof to ever doof, says hello. He said it with slobber and butt waggles.

Entirely new fields of study to understand this level of divorced.

Fucking at the scene of the crime.

“Are you looking to rehome your puppies?” Google, your ad algo is so off it’s amazing.

Sit on my lap while I play YouTube clips of my favorite Godzilla roars?

this was a special request that we're adding to the public side of the shop as well. our first wall art release that is so entirely color focused. request was made for either metal or acrylic to make it pop more, but we're enabling paper prints as well.

Fight me to the death, best two out of three.

Driving a limousine makes you a chauvinist.

What if we tried to fist fight but kept holding hands by mistake?

Taking another bone out of Adam to make the McRib.

And after? Sweep the sex off my bed to make room for knives.

Sweeping the knives off my bed to make room for sex.

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Selling orgasms like a used car salesman.