C'mon Williams Sonoma no one is paying 700 freaking dollars for a cutting board/charcuterie board even if it was designed by Stanley Tucci (unless it is accompanied by a dinner cooked by Mr Tucci) LMAO

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Me: (Showing a housecleaner around my house) So there's this room, and this room Her: These blinds are pretty dirty Me: Very true Her: I can start Monday 🤦‍♀️😳😀

Baby beaver cleaning his chubby belly.. 😊

"Talks far too much in class but asks very good questions"

When your poll numbers are so bad you coerce pollsters to stop polling. bsky.app/profile/phil...

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Excellent medical advice

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I found this interesting. 40 people got fired from being grass people 😁 youtube.com/shorts/PVagT...

Return to the Office cracks me up sometimes Both today and yesterday I looked around at about 2:30 or 3 pm and realized everyone who sits in my row had gone home So we’re there but I wouldn’t say all day 4 days a week. 🙃🙃

This impunity, while hundreds of children live in a tent city concentration camp in the desert of Texas, where Measles is now spreading, is pretty hard to take today, tbh.

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This am my thoughts went to the butlers that work at the White House across administrations. I sure hope the one who had to clean up the infamous ketchup plate that got flung against the wall in the first Trump admin isn't still there having to clean up all the messes. Imagine being on WH staff.😢

I asked for (and was gifted) noise cancelling headphones for Christmas. I FINALLY got them brought to the office & charged and paired with my laptop. Good news everyone! I no longer wish harm on at least 3 coworkers who sit in nearby cubicles!

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#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow

i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute

We used to have a Chinese restaurant about a mile from our house that also sold frozen yogurt and children's clothing and even as a child I told my Mom they needed to "make up their mind what business they're in at that place" 😁

Absolutely fascinating & detailed analysis of the Bad Bunny halftime. So much symbolism and Easter Egg type details

is the man’s name rfk jr.

That's a rock star right there

I was boogieing so I missed this key detail!!

I forgot @tom.medsky.social screen shot me from the video 😁

That performance ROCKED Amazing music, fabulous dancing, surprise megastars It made me nostalgic for my tiny piece of my own history when I got to dance in a 49er halftime show in high school (In white on the left) If you want to know the era, it was Joe Montana and Dwight Clark & Jerry Rice

True story: My sister met my brother in law salsa dancing He is Puerto Rican. They had a salsa instructor at their wedding reception it was so fun

Now Ricky???

If you aren’t dancing to this half time show what are you even doing?? 💃🏻🎶

Ok I am up so I can white girl salsa dance to Bad Bunny I gotta work off the snacks 💃🏻

That Dunkin commercial must have cost a zillion dollars in salaries

I think my Super Bowl snacks look pretty tasty

I got jalapeño juice in my eye twice while making snacks and I shouldn’t get injured I’m not even playing in the Super Bowl 🌶️

Once again showing that having good singers do the opening songs to a Super Bowl is a winning strategy 🙌🏻 -Coco Jones excellent -Green Day rocked -Brandi Carlisle awesome -Charlie Puth sang the anthem in key, didn’t add anything weird, (although the backup choir arrangement was cheeseball)

This is the time of year where the view through the windows above my shower is beautiful

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This is adorable

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I present ……Senator Lucas

Tonight’s dinner: Turkey chili!

It’s Saturday night everyone….. cheers! I’m using up my over abundance of spiced rum with lime & ginger beer (Dark & stormy but I mixed it)

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I cannot decide if this is super romantic and sweet or is a profound commentary on their personalities

I can’t be sure but I think Dante at the Wendy’s Drive Thru window might have been flirting with me? But it’s been eons so I can’t be sure Maybe he just has weirdly over familiar customer service skills

This is the most chaotically adorable press conference

I was looking for Milano Cortina Olympics images so I could use them as Teams background for conference calls and these were the 2 most bad ass

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Last year I tore my ACL and had a large bone bruise. The doctors did not do surgery I just had weeks of physical therapy When it happened initially I could barely walk even with a cane for weeks Meanwhile Olympic skier Lindsay here…..