Release the epsteinaminophen files

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I love that the loud guy who sits in the other row who always acts like phones don't work is talking about "I don't know that's when we would have to get the lawyers involved" My dude PIPE THE F DOWN.

This is why the internet is great

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“A time to be born, a time to die. A time to weep, and a time to whatever”

Libra: Congrats on never settling for less than you deserve. Ask us how we know your partner isn't a Libra.

the new sorrowscopes are here! get them before they get you!

I was cleaning out things yesterday from my house and found an ancient file of magazine clippings i did in the early 90s for I have no idea what reason but they made me snort laugh I present “the hunks Karen cut out of magazines in the past” 😂🤣

I’m back! (From my one week social media, group chat & news break) I strongly recommend this practice. (I’d never done a whole week before) It was very illuminating. It taught me how often I reach for my phone and how much I fill my days with information (posts, articles, podcasts, etc)

Hi everyone I’m fine, everything is ok but I’ve been planning a one week break for a bit and it starts now. Talk to you in a week Be good to each other.

This story is worth reading. A complex personality reporting from the chaos. Let's just say I do not feel better about Social Security after reading this.

Cool bug of the day

💯 this

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Extremist murders by ideology, 2013 to 2022. www.pbump.net/o/reassessin...

Need some motiv-ocean to leap into the weekend? 🐟 Leaping blennies are amazing amphibious fish who can launch themselves off rocks and into the air up to 50 times their body length. 🌊 These extraordinary terrestrial fish shore do know how to make a splash, both in and outside the water!

Vaccination treat (Wendy’s caramel frosty creation of some kind)

Flu & Moderna onboard ✅ Feeling more prepared (Another layer)

Any bets on how many freaking spray painted gold embellishments are going to be in this ballroom?

It's funny how my body decides to wake me up for various reasons in the middle of sleep. This morning it was 4:15 am because apparently I was so twisted up I had rolled with one arm pinned under me and had made it completely numb. 😂 My body: Your arm is asleep wake up!

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This is so much damn better than it has any right to be.

Oontz oontz oontz

For various reasons I changed my handle, pfp and name on here. I’m not under current threat I’m just being proactive in an era where that’s wise Anyhoo my cool profile art is from @zappit.bsky.social who is talented!

Somebody asked me if I was a morning person and I used to say “No, I’m a night person” But that’s not really true anymore either….. So I’m technically a 9-noon, 1-3 pm, 6-10 pm person Any of the missing times I’m not entirely my best self 🙃

Okay so I think watching really bad things happen in real time and then checking in with a thousand screaming lunatics who also have no idea what actually happened probably isn’t super healthy for me

Just got done with a phone call with my sister while she was on a long car ride and big catch-ups are THE BEST.🫶

We have a new thing in the tool we're working on at work called PMS PMS = Parameter Management System 🙄

BREAKING: At least 2 students shot at Evergreen High School, Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office says

Many of us have been affected by this issue. Thinking of everyone that includes on World Suicide Prevention Day If you need resources 988lifeline.org

HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS of images of their wives, girlfriends... naked, in underwear, & all manner of intimate situations. THIRTY-TWO THOUSAND MEN. Our valiant protectors. I need not add this isn’t an isolated case. Not by a long shot. Ask again why we’d take the bear. www.vice.com/en/article/m...

What in the world 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

wanna feel old? they're senior mints now

One of our local pizza chains does 49% off a pizza if the 49ers win on the Tues/Wed following the game. So I had a pizza delivered by a Sikh young man with the biggest broadest smile I've seen in a long time and this is how I wish all pizzas were delivered. 🍕

Last week I met a guy that sat in the cubicle across from me. This week he was gone & his desk was designated as a "traveler's work station". I asked "where did he go?" Apparently he's a manager but for some reason wasn't sitting with his team so they moved him I thought he moved because of this⬇️😁

Everyone talking about cozy fall vibes…. Meanwhile in California in our office parking lot 😀

Whenever a white women orders a pumpkin spice latte, Macklemore appears on a random Seattle street and performs Can’t Hold Us.

It is only TODAY that I realized that the word was youthful heart. I always sang it as "useless heart" LMAO My version is funnier TBH

WTA ever loving fuck

Yes, the voices inside my head are an issue, but honestly the voices *outside* my head aren’t helping much either so

I must have that “tell me things” face because the UPS Store manager wanted to tell me about how overworked she is and why corporate should stop bugging her. “That sounds challenging” I say as I try to skedaddle on outta there

Marry me

When clarifications might be needed 😀😂

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We're working on this song (performed by Low Lily) in my vocal group right now The lyrics are very hard to get through these days without crying.

“Why the fuck are you talking to the president about me? Fuck you,” Bessent told Pulte. “I’m gonna punch you in your fucking face.” 😹😹😹 they are so fuckin terrified of falling out of trumps favor they are fighting over who is gossiping behind each others back

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People wonder why cis, straight Gen Z people of opposing political parties won't date each other? Ta da.... their values could not be more different.