JJ Williams is a piece of shit and he belongs in a toilet

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ it. 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

Okay she's happy now lol

Figures that Bluesky would shit the bed right as I'm trying to share the good news.

I am here and her other foster is running behind and there are so many crying dogs 😭

Look at all of these bots firing up approx 10 minutes ago

So I got too impatient to wait for bottle babies and agreed to be the respite foster for a 16yo thyroid cat while her normal foster is on vacation this week. We pick her up tomorrow, which means we've spent days scrubbing/rearranging Angelika's room as a foster nursery, much to her spirit's chagrin.

*pulls pin on discourse grenade* Baseball is the Eve Online of Sports *tosses*

Every day here some weirdo here does this meme and I am boggled

I am at 0 serotonin today, someone please send help bc I am dying

All the proof you need that the clowns hollering about the sanctity of women's sports, e.g. Josh Shriver, give not one actual shit about the concept and are just transphobes.

Social media entirely disabused me of the notion that celebrities are anything to revere and I'm honestly grateful for that Like I have no capacity to fawn over them anymore, no problem interacting like they're a normal person including calling them out, and I wish more people could do this

Me: *crawls into bed, utterly exhausted and ready to collapse; eyes start to close* Also me: "Hey maybe I should cut my hair in the sink with a straight razor again"

I checked my old text messages and I was complaining about this being missing back in November of 2024, and it was tucked in a pocket of a suitcase I have examined multiple times. I have no explanation for this other than St. Anthony is real and good and he is my friend.

Goddamn why is the best stuff I come up with always something I haphazardly fired off on the toilet or while I'm hovering around the microwave waiting for my food to heat up This surely says nothing about the toxicity of my habits of overthinking and I will examine it no further

Goddamn why is the best stuff I come up with always something I haphazardly fired off on the toilet or while I'm hovering around the microwave waiting for my food to heat up This surely says nothing about the toxicity of my habits of overthinking and I will examine it no further

Every so often, one of the most infamously abusive men in the American labor movement gets one of his shitty blog posts picked up and the whisper network gets called back into service. Do not engage with Payday Report.

Most arguments against data centers focus on the environmental impacts, which I do think are important, but I personally don't care if they run on AA batteries and spit out cotton candy. They're powering the worst most anti-human technology and I want it all gone.

This is going to haunt my brain forever

Bad signs: your favorite local metaphysical shop hands out free "words of wisdom" inspirational quotes on tiny pieces of paper and literally every single one of them is from the worst people on earth (venture capitalists, deeply problematic authors, manosphere chuds, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk).

The. Rise. Of. Cognitive. Surrender. Study finds that people who use GenAI chatbots rely on them 80% of the time, and develop almost no capacity to recognize when a chatbot is feeding them faulty information. papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....

Anyone have this man's phone number, bc uhhhhh *twirls nonexistent hair* heyyyyy

If I don't get a chance to do this very soon, I'm going to lose my entire mind

Anyone have this man's phone number, bc uhhhhh *twirls nonexistent hair* heyyyyy

Welp Guess who's now in collections for $3,459.26 of medical debt lol lmao lol Famously an amount of money I will ever possess lmao ahahaha (if any of y'all can help me chip away at this before it ruins my finances even more, I would really appreciate it; \/€nm0 is TheSpikiest)

Got very excited to wear a pink outfit bc I virtually never wear pink but I thought I looked really cute today, and then I realized it was the stupid meme day so now my outfit is ruined I hate the internet

Source Callout: for a story at the Guardian, I'm interviewing folks who were asked to keep working with someone after sexual assault or harassment or relationship abuse, and told to stay silent "for the good of the movement" (more info in pic with alt text). reach out on Signal @ lex_mcmenamin.68

Sometimes I wonder if the reason I so strongly wish I could be more androgynous or male-presenting is because of how deeply I resent that I can't do something as simple as taking a quick walk without some creepy guy seeing me, thinking "Ah ha, a woman! Let me ask her creepy questions!"

Murdering the first person who plays a joke on me today

saying shit so stupid a bunch of people tell you to fuck off isn't a 'dogpile' purposefully directing your large following at smaller accounts for the crime of criticizing you *is* a dogpile hope this helps alleviate some of the confusion I'm seeing on the timeline today

U.S. Senate candidate Mike Rogers’s newly announced student outreach team includes a member who complained about women in politics and another who defended a leaked Young Republicans group chat filled with praise for Hitler.

I know it's april fools day but I can't emphasize enough how much I need everybody to not fuck around today

All I'm saying is someone should be rubbing my thighs through the holes in my jeans while making out with me rn

All I'm saying is someone should be rubbing my thighs through the holes in my jeans while making out with me rn

It's #TransDayOfVisibility If you are a young person (13-26) wanting to read books on queer or trans topics in the US that have been restricted/banned in your area, you can. Get a card, read online. booksunbanned.com/card

Welp Guess who's now in collections for $3,459.26 of medical debt lol lmao lol Famously an amount of money I will ever possess lmao ahahaha (if any of y'all can help me chip away at this before it ruins my finances even more, I would really appreciate it; \/€nm0 is TheSpikiest)

If anyone I follow thinks that April Fools pranks are funny and/or appropriate this year of all years, I'm unfollowing you. We live in a post-truth fascist society and now is not the fucking time for goofs that perpetuate the problem.

"Nonbinary" isn't a single specific type of gender. It's just an umbrella term for a plethora of different identities, many without terms to describe them. We're not trying to turn the 2-gender system into a 3-gender system. Please stop treating the NB community like a single gender.

If black is masculinity and white is femininity, a lot of nonbinary people exist in shades of gray, but also a lot of us are completely outside that spectrum, like orange. Nonbinary cannot be flattened into a third gender that exists between male and female. Nonbinary is so often outside of that.

NGS stands loud and proud today with our trans community. Trans rights are human rights: No exceptions, no compromises. We see you, we stand with you, and we fight together. 🏳️‍⚧️ #TransVisibilityDay #DCTID

trans day of please for the love of god what the fuck

On this Trans Day of Visibility, it is customary to give as many trans people $20 as you can afford

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

I just want to lie in bed all of tomorrow napping on and off while old sumo reruns play quietly in the background

i don't need that kind of negativity in my life. i believe in rigorous taxation paying for robust social services and infrastructure and i don't need to listen to any whining about it

please my pussy it's starving

If anyone I follow thinks that April Fools pranks are funny and/or appropriate this year of all years, I'm unfollowing you. We live in a post-truth fascist society and now is not the fucking time for goofs that perpetuate the problem.

Woo! Millennial adulthood! Multiple recessions! And we might live through a period of global hyperinflation bc of the Iran war! Woo! Adulting! I can haz cheeburger!

Ha. Well, it is now Day 10 since my last dose of Mounjaro and despite the fact that my stomach has not healed, my MECFS is roaring back like "SURPRISE BITCH" so uh I guess I don't get a choice to lay off for awhile bc I currently feel like my blood is clotting in my entire body lmao

I can't explain it but this is the energy we need to bring this year