So my current mattress is one bad sneeze away from completely fucking my back beyond repair. Someone should make mattress reviews for disabled people who have to lie in bed more than most folks bc I swear I burn through mattresses faster than normal folks

Not kidding, go to DDG and type in "Taylor Farms recall 20[XX]" for whichever year and there will be at least one, usually for a pathogen of some type. Mostly lettuce, some onion, one mango I could find. They are dirty, their food is dirty, and no one should eat it, ever.

At what point is Taylor Farms going to be forcibly shut down for good? At least once a year, they issue a recall under duress bc the pig shit water they spray on their veg, esp. lettuce, has gotten folks violently ill. I know someone who nearly lost a kidney to E. coli from a Taylor Farms salad.

At what point is Taylor Farms going to be forcibly shut down for good? At least once a year, they issue a recall under duress bc the pig shit water they spray on their veg, esp. lettuce, has gotten folks violently ill. I know someone who nearly lost a kidney to E. coli from a Taylor Farms salad.

Taco Bell is currently doing more to protect consumers than the federal government and that’s a fact.

Is Taco Bell growing their own lettuce? No. They get their lettuce from companies like Taylor Farms (that has 1/3 of the market *including hospitals*). This is deflection on the part of the federal government, which specifically cut funding for food safety screening/testing.

Why’d they call it Explosive Diarrhea and not Taco Bell’s Cannon

Gosh I Sure Do Love Sumo

Went to the grocery and I have never seen the produce section more lush and better-stocked in my life. I am growing deeply concerned about potential knock-on effects on colon cancer rates after the cyclosporiasis is all said and done.

I know that the whole "men can't stand listening to women talk bc they're shrill" thing is just blatant misogyny but also this is very much a "broken clock is right twice a day" situation bc this clip makes me want to Van Gogh myself

over the course of my life i've heard many many people say "it's too bad hitler didn't find success as an artist, maybe this could have all been avoided" and rowling really gives the lie to that

Y'all other makeup girlies notice how we've swung back to a willful effort to divest from heavy, colorful makeup looks favored by drag performers, a lot of queer/trans folks, and many prominent beauty influencers of color in favor of a "natural" look I'm sure it's nothing and definitely not fascist

It also seems like the type of masculinity this guy is talking about is just whatever they think is the opposite of their limited idea of feminism. I can swing a fucking hammer, you twat.

Saw a post recently calling Amanda Palmer "Steampunk Ghislaine Maxwell."

New dating profile blurb just dropped

Verify your age: *raps the entirety of Hot Action Cop's "Fever For the Flava" without missing a single beat*

On the day that It Happens, I'm posting a full pussy picture. This is the Swamp Witch promise.

All I am saying is I've been through enough in the last few weeks to justify autismmaxxing on my day off (lying in bed in my underwear playing Pokémon with headphones on)

Today's hair scarf

Okay how dare they pit my sumo husband and my perfect pink boy against each other on the first day, how am I to choose

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

Y'all holy shit, everyone wished McConnell was dead so hard that Graham caught the strays

Pinche Englaterra

vArCAB

I love how incredibly not subtle FIFA is in trying to prop the shuffling corpse of England up. Could not be more corrupt if it tried. Lol, lmao

Okay so I'm invisible at the farmers market but at the Costco, every man is checking me out and every woman is shooting me death glares I'm so tired

It did not work 😞

PAPER THIN

If this doesn't get me railed, I stg

I think tomorrow...I shall have to walk around the farmers market in a paper-thin mini sundress For morale, ofc

FYI, this is malware. If you see this, don’t do this

I was once singing while closing up at the clinic when a coworker gushed that I had a lovely voice. I thanked her, commenting I'd learned the song for my ex but he'd dumped me before I could sing it to him Y'all, the *fury* in her eyes as she said "You do so much for men; they don't deserve you"

Playing your fuckin TikTok feed!! On speaker!!! In a crowded waiting room!!!! Should be a capital offense!!!!!!!! The TODDLERS are being quieter, calmer, and better-behaved than this bitch!!!!!!!!!!

Reposting this today for no particular reason

Funny story too, she said that literally every single one of her female/femme clients who aren't lesbians are universally swearing off dating or only dating other women/femmes, like everyone's just finally hit the wall in terms of shit they'll tolerate It's getting grim, y'all

It ended up with both of us bitching at each other about the majority of men refusing to act in prosocial ways like we were nursing mimosas at brunch instead of having therapy and was honestly far more restorative than DBT lmao

Famously, the police take allegations very seriously and aren’t perpetrators of domestic and sexual violence themselves. Famously, the court system is very tough on sexual violence and doesn’t go out of its way to protect perpetrators. And famously, this system is very accessible to all

It is truly incredible how some of these male leftists who correctly criticize the police and court system will turn around and say a rape allegation can’t be taken seriously unless it passes through the cops and courts

As I have previously mentioned, I think there's a population of "progressive" men who are simply done with pretending to support women. I think they see it as a failed cause.

I just felt every single one of my ancestors in my paternal grandma's line stir awake in unbridled fury

Had dreams all night about men casually touching me without my consent and me having to scream at them about the concept of enthusiastic consent, at which point they dismissed me as a shrill harpy so everyone could mock me. I'm so tired. Can't even get relief from this world in my sleep.

the reason that people are being so loud about "i told you so" with platner is that it sucks shit to have to spend your entire life doing an uncredited minor in how to avoid being the victim of sexual violence and then have that expertise dismissed as you being a shrill hysterical bitch

This has got me thinking about what's retraumatizing me the most & it's not just that men are defending him, but rather the desperate way they're doing it...as if they're defending themselves Wolves in sheep's clothing peeling off their fleece en masse, & now I know I can never be safe again

Hey y'all uhhhhh what the fuck??

*slams through a wall like the Koolaid man, naked and screaming* THE ONLY THING THAT SEPARATES DEVOUT CATHOLICISM AND BDSM IS THE PRESENCE OF PATRIARCHY

Just had an epiphany about religion and spirituality listening to this album and I am positively vibrating

ChatGPT posters and flyers are polluting real life and driving me insane. Please respond to this with the worst ones you've seen irl. I'll post some in the thread www.404media.co/we-are-livin...

Happy Artemisia Gentileschi Day!

if you make it a point to call credible allegations of sexual assault and domestic violence "uncorroborated" you're a piece of shit