I lost 5 followers for being horny about sumo rikishi You're all cowards Also it will happen again

Mita tore his fucking ACL on his OTHER knee, this fucking sport breaks my heart 😭

Having my first mostly-normal period in almost 4 months and I want to go lie out in the snow and let the cold take me. I need someone with large hands whose body temperature runs hot to come rest them on my abdomen to make the pain go away.

I don’t care who you are, the one thing that links all of the -isms and bigotries together and sets them on fire is eugenics and ableism. They’ve been playing you all the entire time. There is no progress in this country for ANYTHING without equity for disabled people.

Left a voicemail; hopefully I get a callback soon. Fuck the Democrats now and forever; there are cancers more beneficial than these slimy invertebrates.

we should not be letting any company get away with blaming AI for their failures. I'm not even sure how we got to this point. people are like "it's just a tool" okay so is a forklift and we still hold somebody responsible when it goes wrong and hurts someone. this is YOUR AI!

I figure everyone could use a lil boost, so here's last night's visitor! The neighborhood has named him Tigger. I can't post the video bc privacy, but in the second one, he stretches, gets up, sticks one paw out the door, touches snow and immediately turns around to get back in bed like "NOPE".

no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good

Thinking about this again How many grannies or aunties are only with us bc the ACA has kept them alive? How many of them will now get a scary mammogram result and decide this is the last straw? Something bad is gonna happen. I don't know who or when or where but I can just feel it in the winds.

Nearly 10yrs ago after a breakup, I started this blanket barely knowing what I was doing, just that I wanted to make one so large I could someday cuddle beneath w/ someone who could actually love me. I never found that someone. I began to think the blanket was cursed & never finished it...til now.

I had to declare a party in order to work elections last year, so I picked Dem bc I had to pick something faintly consistent with my voting history. If I don't have a party declared, I can't work elections. I think I'm going to call the clerk tomorrow and revoke my declaration. I'm done.

These same bums will be asking us for cash at the next deadline; looking forward to sending this back to every Senate fundraising text

With every day that passes, it gets a lil harder to maintain my commitment to the #1 Rule of the Casual Criminalist, boy howdy

i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is

Just gonna point out that Motor City Legend Dan Miller hasn't said one fuck-all thing yet about the orange hemorrhoid at the game and it's been a grand old time listening to the game Radio > video 😌

genuinely when you're online arguing that the graphs say the economy is good actually, what do you expect people to say? what is the end result you're hoping for? for everyone to stop complaining about their personal starvation, evictions and medical debt because a line is going up somewhere?

don’t blink @slotkin.senate.gov @peters.senate.gov

“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.” aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

I'm sorry, Michigan friends This is not enough snow to heal my soul I feel cheated

ALERT, Detroit (and surrounding) friends!! Alt-text: a screenshot of a Discord message reading: "Please be careful if you're out today, people. ICE is out and about in Detroit. Just got into it on the 94/French Eastbound exit ramp."

right now, keeping epstien from a vote and getting their budget passed with all according allowances and riders is critical to their project. a pedal to the floor chicken moment; if they blink, they know their movement will be mortally wounded. monstrous, but if dems cave, we're in for rougher seas

Apparently the Riverhounds aren't content with just cheating, but their supporters ALSO are running around literally stealing scarves from around City supporters' necks and running away with them. Can't say I'm surprised that they have no sense of honor or decency, but I'm still disgusted.

More like 120-minute loop I guess 💀

call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it

Pittsburgh Riverhounds? More like *90-minute loop of diarrhea sounds overlaid atop dismissive wanking motions*

Alright, fine, universe; I'll try Hinge again, sheesh 😭

"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!

This why they want to remove humans from the creative cycle, they do not want people with the art literacy to see these things for what they are, we are the watchmen for the coming generations, we must continue to point and laugh and skewer them at every turn.

Folks, if you are hungry, please contact your local Sikh gurdwara. Or just show up for langar, which most gurdwaras do several times a week, for a free meal. Lots also do weekly or monthly drives giving out groceries. No conversion necessary. Feeding anyone who is hungry is a key part of Sikhism.

And now I find out that one of the few queer bookstores I know of still in existence is closing at the end of the month Cool cool-cool cool cooooool

In which Swamp Witch tries to politely attend the sewing & quilting expo amidst many normies and old ladies:

Made scarlet runner bean dip as my first experiment with these beans, btw, and I have never eaten a more delicious bean dip in my life. I am officially obsessed.

Do the thing that you can do. Whatever it is, wherever you are. The thing you actually do, however small, is of infinite more value than the most grand perfect thing you imagine but do not do.

If y'all are in a state that's released SNAP payments already, but you personally don't get SNAP and don't *need*-need groceries rn, maybe avoid grocery shopping for a couple days bc prob a LOT of folks are gonna swarm the shops before the $ is taken back & will need the inventory more than you do.

Maybe you forgot to sign your ballot, or your signature didn't quite match the one on record. If you received a signature challenge letter and have questions, we have a web page for that. kce.wiki/SignatureCha... Folks who need to resolve a signature challenge have until 4:30 pm on November 24.

I'm still trying to keep some plants alive in my lil greenhouse tent as long as I can and my first 2026 seed catalog just came in the mail to remind me I play a fool's game 🥲

i love making indian food and opening my container of asafoetida and remembering that all over the world wherever people have used it they've named it some version of "the devil's shit"

This is just solid gender-agnostic advice, by the way If you're feeling isolated or alienated, get into an Art or Craft as best you are able and join a community dedicated to it Look to your local library for resources! You will be surprised by what's available

People should do check in's with themselves about what things they are not saying or doing because they are afraid of conservative backlash, including threats and bombardment You need to pay attention to how you are being worked on and how fear is being used to govern you

I guess what I'm saying is keep this energy after SNAP comes back. We always have folks in our communities who need more food than they can afford

My gender is very casual to me. It's *other people* who wanna make it a big deal.

Good morning generals and commanders Every year, my father and I, born in the same month, do non profit drives for our people and for other worthy causes. Kate is suffering greatly. No SNAP. Diabetes. Supporting her mama. Survived the Guatemalan Civil War. Please whatever you can spare.

If this shit isn't punished by jail time for all people involved & forced dissolution of the company, then Michelle Carter should be able to sue for wrongful imprisonment since by this definition, she did nothing wrong

One thing I love about @prismreports.org is that they work so closely with incarcerated writers, and surface things I had never thought about before. This piece on how extended incarceration is a violation of reproductive rights by functionally serving as involuntary sterilization is fantastic.

Jury nullification is good and it's a good sign for America's path out of authoritarianism that juries are recognizing their power to nullify.

The sandwich talk is fuckin killing me bc I want a goddamn hoagie so bad and I can't have bread or cheese anymore 😭

i'm not a vegetarian for health or moral reasons, i just don't eat beef for political reasons. i dislike the politics of the american ranchers and i don't want to give them any money because they're a bunch of bastards who torture baby wolves to death. simple as

An under-radar result: Two democratic socialists, running as something of a team, won seats on the Detroit city council on Tuesday. One was an incumbent, Gabriela Santiago-Romero; she beat a sitting (Dem) state Rep. She'll be joined by Denzel McCampbell, who beat another sitting (Dem) state Rep.