Alright fuck my back pain, it is time for nighttime bike ride

I don't know what to say, neoliberalism is basically fascism with less obvious racism. Neoconservatism is fascism by draft dodgers

It's another Tiger Balm day apparently bc if I can't fix my back in time to go visit the forest this weekend, I will lose my fucking mind and start screaming until I vomit blood

Angelika shit in my fucking slippers. I'm selling her to the circus.

I love when folks like or repost old threads of mine like this one was today bc genuinely 99% of the nonsense I post is forgotten the instant I barf it out of my brain & into this app until one of y'all reminds me and then I get to go back & be like "dang, I was really cooking here"

I just think that if I could bicycle faster to the location from where you have shipped an item and that location is at least two time zones away, I should be able to have the item for free

When most of the other things people sublimate their libidinal energy into (art, reading, film, etc) are Woke & Gay, it leaves very little for reactionaries to find an outlet in, and conservatives have spent the last few decades making sure that outlet is the enjoyment of violence towards the Other.

The Street Vendors Association of Chicago is raising emergency funds to support vendors who can't safely work right now. They have a significant goal of $300k for impacted workers + families. GFM is here: www.gofundme.com/f/chicago-st... Instagram account: instagram.com/streetvendorsofchicago

I'm really starting to feel like if I don't get to go to the forest real soon, I'm going to start screaming and not stop

I really could not stand Doug -- like even as an equally neurotic lil kid, my ACE score was through the roof so I was always like "bruh, get some real problems" -- but seeing this has really hammered home why I didn't like the show. Child Me has been vindicated today.

BREAKING: Further confirmation that the shooter targeted immigrant detainees, not #ICE agents. All three #shooting victims were people ICE was holding and processing at the center. The shooter died of a self inflicted would and has been described as a white male www.fox4news.com/news/dallas-...

wicir being the washtenaw interfaith coalition for immigrant rights meaning this is not some randos

What we’re hearing around Detroit—early ICE storm Alt text has Spanish translation

I will never be on a top engagement list because I am a small pinecone on the ground

We got the vet bill back from Jorge Grande's terrible weekend, and it is real bad guys. Please donate and share if you can

Well Matson is huge and doing this work for everyone , but specifically Univar Link below 👇

I wish more new age spiritualists realized they sound exactly like evangelical Christians

You didn't get your autism from your mom who treated her headache while pregnant. You got it from your dad who can name every model of airplane made since the 1900s.

GIANT BALLS DANIEL

BIG BALLS DANIEL

Blessed Mabon to you all

PLEASE get raptured and leave the rest of us alone. PLEASE

shit ain’t over til it’s over

dudes rock

Stayed up way too late making more hair scarves for the equinox

My problem with everything is that I know For A Fact that the purpose of life is frivolity. It is to fool around & pursue joy.

Suddenly realizing how much a childhood of watching American Gladiators set the stage for my future sexual attractions

zines are little museums you can carry around

No matter what the human world does, I always return to the comfort of watching leaves bud, unfurl, fall, decay & bud anew Mycelium networks composting fallen trees to nourish new life Vast fields of crops, the family vegetable patch: each from a single seed It has always been It will always be

Just had an entitled creep grab my ass at the game & then a fuckin drunk pour beer directly into my socks while I'm wearing my fave sneakers so I left in the 74th minute & am currently trying to put as many miles between me and the stadium that I can. I am going to the forest to be with the coyotes.

Y'all. I rode my bike FIFTEEN MILES today with NO inhaler needed. I have only ever gone that far once in my entire life. Other than being tired as hell and fairly sure I missed a spot with my sunscreen, I'm fine. I cannot believe how much this med has changed my life 😭

Pause your doomscrolling and listen to this story.

Pretty fucked that they had to split the right wing into flavors to get it all to fit in the chart

Woke up to find a gallon bag of blue corn chips in the green faux alligator purse that was my mother's No idea how that got there Normal behavior

I actually think if you smoke in an elevator, I should be allowed to throw you down the nearest open manhole because you clearly don't understand your role in society as a civilized human being

I need a new job; the insurance from mine is totally inaccessible. I just found out it's going to cost me just shy of THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS to fill my fucking OFFBRAND Epipen. I guess they'd rather pay for me to go to the ICU for several days!

Some of y'all have never gotten away with anything that might have been considered illegal if the statute of limitations hadn't passed a decade ago, and IT FUCKING SHOWS. Calm the fuck down. Stop acting like some shitass bloviating in a closed-door meeting has already signed your death certificate.

I'm just gonna start blocking people who don't use alt text. Some of us have terms muted for a reason and would like to use the internet without being traumatized by someone else's anxiety, OK?

lmao michigan’s workaround on the new covid vax restrictions is to declare that not having gotten a dose of the lasted covid vaccine is an underlying condition that puts one at high risk, that rules www.michigan.gov/mdhhs/inside...

Realized I really haven't been taking many photos of myself lately, probably because my self-esteem is in the toilet again. Bleh.

Y'all ever think about how ridiculous it is that our only real symbols of socioeconomic status are glitchy devices we pay exorbitant money for to have the "privilege" of surveillance or intrusive ads in our homes?

What we're seeing in the "don't sign up for protests" discourse is what Paulo Freire described as the convert's failure to trust the knowledge of the oppressed. As the convert tries to stand in solidarity with the oppressed, they refuse to let go of a world where they were the authority by default.

Just realized that the heirloom tomato seeds I've been holding onto since 2022 are of the exact same cultivar that's been plaguing me all season with cracking fruit and ambiguous ripeness. Guess I'm donating them to the seed bank because I will never grow these fuckers again!!

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

Anyway, the operator also mentioned that the system to cancel Disney+ subscriptions is down. So if you think you canceled, double check. The process involves multiple confirmation emails. If you only received one, you might be stuck halfway.

The Unbearable Smugness of Having Been Reflexively Anti-Disney-Properties This Whole Time

As a teen I worked for Burger King. One day, a dude came through the drive-thru asking for a burger, but I couldn't tell which one he was saying. After asking him to repeat multiple times, he drove to the window to scream, "APPRENTICE Burger. APPRENTICE. Do you know that word? Where's your manager?"

I love me a pretty rock. Give me a pretty pebble and I’d probably love you forever

Btw, SwampDad did this by just digging through his recycled lumber stash and putting something together that looked right, no schematic or anything. Then he's gonna use recycled flooring and an old pipe heater for the install. This is the most peak dad behavior and I love it.