I would not like this one bit.

New from me: I wrote about the dumb new sign at the White House along with all the other tacky gold ornamentation that's gone up over the last few months. It's vintage Trump: micromanaging the most banal of details to sell a fantasy of luxury — but one that's getting harder for Americans to believe

Art happened in a courtroom today. Art and justice.

e pluribus, numnum

Did Women Ruin The Workplace

This is the only thing musk will be remembered for.

Psssst, govts can’t have a liquidity problem… you just print more money* *yes yes, I know there are problems with this, just like this fucking troll’s idea.

Wait my Twitter account has a banger lemme just repost it

Repeat after me: we are *not* letting MTG pivot to look like a “moderate” Republican.

The fruits of today’s labor.

This greeted us just a few miles from the Austin airport when we rolled in last night. Someone around here has been hard at work to welcome Elon's dork brigade as they arrive for the Tesla AGM 💀 #teslatakedown #MuskMustFall

what a headline www.404media.co/nancy-pelosi...

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Should women be hated as witches or patronized as overgrown children? The paper of record debates the two available options.

Has anyone in Chicago used an Italian beef?

Wednesday: The incoming Mayor of NYC names Alina Khan a key advisor Thursday: Corrupt shareholders of Tesla create the Trillion dollar Keta-Man

I hope this is real (that ACNH posted this).

Fucking close down Schools of Management

Teams cracks me up. Skype used to say someone had “been away for 10 minutes” but Teams says someone was “last seen 10 minutes ago.” Sounds so much more severe, like maybe I should go looking for them.

making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us

I set all of my stuff to “warn” because I want to know it’s there so I can block people.

I have absolutely no interest in middle ground or compromise on any human rights, for roughly the same reasons that I have absolutely no interest in allowing a leopard to eat only *part* of my face.

Should I use my historical last name?

“The Presidential Walk of Fame” is so fucking tacky. Of course they are famous, they were POTUS! The ballroom is going to be a bajillion times worse than this.

My favorite comment on the FT story

I already hate the GOP, but if they fuck up my girls trip to Santa Fe this weekend… We did decide that if we all make it there but can’t get home we’re going to enter our Golden Girls phase a bit early, buy some caftans, and get a household annual membership to the Georgia O’Keeffe museum.

I didn't even *want* to lean on the barrier until I saw this cool guy doing it

Conservatives really are just like “which option makes me the biggest asshole, I’ll have that one please :)” and then act like you beat them with a stick when you ask them to baseline not be an asshole 🫠

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

Nothing about the story itself, I just got excited that I’ve been to Pinole and kinda know where it is.

no it hasn't, i didn't see nothing, y'all lying i remember the last "retail crime wave" was just cover for corporate to close stores in unrelated news today i learned that faraday bags stop electronic signals like the ones that security tags emit. how cool!

wow a hidden reply, what kind of malicious, awful reply are the devs protecting me from?? hey is there a way I can disable this crap, because it is annoying and it sucks

To put this in scale, Elon Musk's salary from Tesla alone could fund the SNAP program for the entire country into 2034.

They are truly so out of touch.

Federal agents in Chicago are aggressive everywhere but they elevate this in the SW Side. They don’t just snatch people and leave. They linger longer, march down streets with guns, interrupt traffic flows. The attacks feel concerted to instill as much fear & display power over immigrant mhoods.

If Goldman runs for Goldman’s seat, I will vote for Lander

"it's a tool" yor mums a tool

“In 2029 we will use antitrust law to break up all companies that went through mergers after donating more than one million $ to President Trump while merger was being reviewed.”

Oh good, we’re shaking down another company.

Not guilty of assault, but what about pepper?

Someone made too much soup.

Y’all. I have been sitting here all day not eating the chex-only chex mix I made last night. I am fixing this immediately.

What’s the equivalent of “the Juice is loose” for the sandwich guy? Where are my pun people?

Keeping my subscription!

Listen closely, that’s the sound of millions of vaginas drying up.

at what cost… www.bu.edu/sph/news/art...

I love when I make a kinda jokey post and a bunch of people come in to tell me I’m wrong. It’s great. No notes.

I will be buying this. Will I be building it? Only time will tell.