Wishing everyone a great Fall.

Every time I heard about Mastodon, it sounds like Reddit with an HOA

Today I got to teach a 23yr old that Roe v Wade was *not* a part of the constitution. Also, I said “I never trust the google Ai” and she replied “oh I always trust the Ai.”

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

This type of licensing arrangement typically isn't that Complicated at all actually 🛹

I once argued with a man when he said he “wouldn’t allow” his wife to take Zofran during pregnancy. Zofran saved my life—and therefore my kid’s life. It is never about making healthy kids. It’s misogyny.

At the Nuremberg trials, Karl Dönitz was convicted of war crimes for the sinking of civilian vessels. This is not a complicated question, it's been illegal for centuries.

No but seriously where are the hundreds people that disappeared from the monstrosity of the so called “Alligator Alcatraz”? Why aren’t people talking about it? I can find very little and it’s from weeks ago! Are we at the disappearing phase of this horror?! www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

I just saw a guy with a Catalina Wine Mixer shirt and I WANT IT.

Witte Huis post een beeld in ‘nostalgisch’ zwart wit, zodat iedereen begrijpt waar de VS naar op weg is.

As I keep saying, it would be real nice if everyone could just acknowledge him as the leader of the party sooner rather than later

Kirk du Soleil

bear: rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr me: this bear's repeating

Are these sounds of Z fighters powering up? Or are these sounds of people having sex?

I’m into the Cell Saga! Huzzah! But that means Mr. Satan is going to show up. Fuck.

Goodnight, all. May we all know moments of peace and sun-warmed bliss like this adorable ocean potato I saw today.

*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*

I love meeting up with old friends and having it be like we haven’t been apart for years. True friendship. ❤️

New: Sarah MacLachlan, Jewel, and more musicians scheduled to perform at tonight's premiere for Hulu's ABC News doc LILITH FAIR have all pulled out after Disney scrapped the red carpet. First notable talent consequence of the Jimmy Kimmel situation.

It’s giving this

It’s giving this

When in Rome

Piccolo: I am now The Namek Literally everyone: sure Piccolo, whatever you say.

Love it

True story.

Every city budget: Libraries: $10 million Education: $55 million Parks: $18 million Police: $2,000 million Fire department: $47 million Streets: $85 million Utilities: $64 million Transit: $12 million Waste: $32 million Someone who is good at economy please help, our city is dying

I’m now morally obligated to post about Stevie Nicks’ Fajita Roundup.

I’m obsessed with this tote bag.

This feels like a breath away from a Chuck Norris joke.

Schumer needs to go. I pray that Lander or AOC or anyone will primary him because he will not leave willingly.

THIS IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO

Boom

This is the right thing to do.

Getting close to 50k views and I'm wondering is it just everybody is scared to say this and pleased I did? Because if there's so many of us who agree, trust me I'd know if 1k people disagreed with me let alone 50k, why are we letting AI ruin our universities? Together we can turn back the tide.

There is a non-zero chance I will see The Great Midwest Khan in person and I’m completely jazzed.

disney adults showing up like the end of avengers endgame

Kami and Piccolo are getting the band back together.

Schumer’s seat is Lander’s for the taking, if Lander wants it.

this charlie kirk deification is some of the weirdest shit i have ever seen

Why is Piccolo so mean to Kami? I mean, I know the backstory, it just seems like he has some misdirected rage.

It’s 8:15pm and I can barely stay awake. I don’t even know if I’ll make it until 9. DBZ is not keeping me awake.

Don’t want to get called the Gestapo? Stop acting like the Gestapo.

“I never thought I’d die fighting side by side with a Disney Adult” “How about side by side with a friend” “Aye I could do that”

Band at event starts playing the opening notes of Sweet Caroline and I kinda laugh to myself. Friend: what are you thinking? Me: oh, this is just a song that all white people seem to know at least some of the words. Another friend walks up, not hearing what I said: 🎶BUM BUM BUM🎶

*Spouse* Can you gently agitate these eggs for a few minutes? *Me, to eggs* You were once dinosaurs! What happened to you?

A Portillo’s bag. Easy.

I love Disneyland. I’d go once a month if I could. But not anymore. I’ll stay away until Mickey Mouse gets his head out of his ass.

Either we have autonomy over our own bodies or we are not full citizens. Full stop.

In the eternal words of @marisakabas.bsky.social, Tom Homan is a bitch.