Reminder to next dem government: take all of SpaceX’s federal contracts and give the money back to NASA.

We go to the moon not because it is easy but because it is hard. much like your dad last night.

I tell this story every year but since it’s April Fool’s it feels especially appropriate to mention that when my grandfather was a kid in Poland he used to go around with his friends on the night of the seder and throw a goat in people’s houses when they opened the door for Elijah

this is how you know Rahm Emanuel is not actually as smart as he thinks he is. Elon Musk did not “come up with something nobody else has” nor did he “have an innovative technology” that would create “thousands” of jobs. He lied and said that he could do something implausible and fools bought in.

Every time I look at my step counter from the week before I tore my ACL I sulk and quietly mutter “this was supposed to be the summer of George”

Finally a hat for Kelly the Cubs grifter and that chick who bounced to the Astros fandom after 2017

Rent is basically Cats in that it is gays singing little songs about themselves for 2 hours and then one of them sings well enough to be taken up to the heaviside layer

It is worth mentioning also that the Trump administration has gutted NASA, including many of the people responsible for doing public outreach and making cool graphics. If it seems to you like there's less of that this time around, it's related. Meanwhile, there are fewer media orgs to cover.

make sure to abolish the senate, set age limits on every office, and make it korean-levels of easy to put the president in jail. statehood for dc and puerto rico, and revert wyoming to a territory.

Shohei Ohtani’s little hop as he leaves the field 🥺

Mike Pence got totally owned here: Jewish plaintiffs won a ruling against Indiana's abortion ban, using the law he signed 11 years ago as governor to help evangelicals refuse to cater gay weddings and such. Now similar challenges could win in other red states. We tell the story at @forward.com.

Everyone pony the fuck fpr the librarian who just got sacked for refusing to remove LGBTQ books from the kids' section of the library.

🧵 As we prepare to tell the story of liberation from Egypt, we cannot ignore the forced displacement happening in Jerusalem right now. As we say "Next year in Jerusalem," we must reckon with the reality that Palestinian families in Jerusalem are being thrown from their homes. buff.ly/wKaMqAz

Yall, she's running against Platner too. Look at how easy it is for a candidate not to suck when they authentically champion progressive policies. Please give her platform a look, support if you can, and if youre in Maine, a vote.

Sorry guys I forgot the game was on it’s fine now I just turned on the game.

The whole thing about Democrats searching for a winning message for the midterms is infuriating because it is staring them in the face: Rule of Law — People who do illegal shit should face consequences. For insider trading. For illegal wars. For ignoring court orders. For being a pedophile.

Also, if you want something that isn't generative AI... You should add my debut picture book on Goodreads:

it’s just so weird to think this guy might not be a progressive folk hero

I have to do a task that involves sending many emails and I am rewarding myself by re-watching the Olaf video every ten emails

Additional context that the Ellsworth American does not mention when they noted that Graham Platner wore his Blackwater hat to get a rise out of people (10 years before he went to work for Blackwater)

If the above article is correct, Platner was trolling people with his Blackwater cap eight months after the September 2007 Nisour Square massacre in which Blackwater guards killed 17 and injured 20 Iraqi civilians. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nisour_...

Tired of Platner. Maine voters will have to decide. But fwiw, I don't trust him and the claim that it was all in the remote past doesn't convince me. Here's a timeline thread of red flags from 2007-2026: 2007 - Nazi tattoo 2008 - Trolls people with Blackwater hat

every time a commentator says "breakout year" that's a reminder to read my book

Please stop sharing this. It's fake. Come on, people.

In retrospect this is very funny

I have family who does political consulting for building projects so I’ve picked up a basics ie environmental impact reports and and height limits and this shit is going to be held up with so many lawsuits that the heat death of the universe will occur before they break ground.

"J-pilled" is a very specific term that means "pilled on the Jewish Question" and refers exclusively to people who believe in antisemitic conspiracy theories about Jewish control over world affairs glossing it as "skepticism of Israeli influence" is like calling blood libel "concerns about diet"

articles that write about how "important" immigrant workers are to "the economy" without ever acknowledging that the reason they are important is that they can be treated worse for less pay

I’ve watched this four times and will not be stopping anytime soon

According to March polling, only 32% of American Jews support the US's war on Iran, while 61% of white evangelicals support it. For reference, that's 27.3 million white evangelicals and 2.4 million American Jews

NATHAN (to camera): Democrats often use the phrase "vote blue no matter who" to encourage party loyalty. But I wondered-- is there a limit to that strategy? To find out, I decided to help the Democratic party test their brand strength by running an actual Nazi.

it’s just so weird to think this guy might not be a progressive folk hero

okay so this what I'm talking about when I question Platner's dedication to his current progressive talking points.

Absolutely wild that NYT would define "J-pilled" as "(far-right slang for skepticism of Israeli influence)" and not ask themselves what the "J" stands for when coming up with said definition to print in the paper.

“And that’s rookie’s box of trash” I say to every guest who enters my home so they understand that the large chewy box in my living room filled with crumpled butcher paper is my roommate’s

ngl, the "diva" shit from newsom and the "just asking questions" tone of this about why he's at disney world with a family leave an extremely gross taste in my mouth — it's pretty well known that he and his sister and her family are very tight, he helped raise his sister when their parents died

I realize this is an app populated entirely by underemployed millennial creative, but on the off chance that there are orthopedists on here: is there ever a circumstance where you would not recommend surgery for an ACL tear?

It takes SIXTEEN paragraphs for the New York Times to mention why the administration wanted to destroy nearly $10 million in contraception: It's because they claim the stockpile of IUDs, birth control pills, and hormonal implants are “abortifacient birth control.” www.nytimes.com/2026/03/26/w...

as I read this, it's jumping out at me that Dred Scott v. Sandford sought to exclude even free Black Americans from citizenship, so when Trump n em wrongly claim that the 14th Amendment was only for the babies of enslaved people, they're saying the 14th Amendment didn't actually overturn Dred Scott

Turns out Christian Nationalism doesn’t involve the very basic Christian tenets of feeding the hungry and welcoming the stranger.

cool guess I have to go to KC so I can live my life’s dream of eating a smores quesadilla

There’s been a silent majority of American Jews who, while not anti-Zionist, are extremely skeptical, if not hostile, to the actions of the Netanyahu regime over the last three years. This silent majority has essentially no vocal representation in Jewish American communal leadership

Like Tom Steyer just paid for both the ads before the new ep of The Comeback meanwhile *I* am the one buying filament for whistle printers? Mr $253 million wasted for zero delegates? Come on. Be serious. bsky.app/profile/cour...

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The Palestine Solidarity Group specifically calls out Zohran Mamdani not for anything he actually did on Palestine itself, but for criticizing the obvious antisemitism of Palestinian American writer Susan Abulhawa, which makes me think that for some of these people, the antisemitism is the goal.

Three Lebanese journalists were killed in an Israeli airstrike that targeted a clearly marked press vehicle. We are up to what? 189 journalists killed by Israeli forces at this point?

One thing I really appreciate about my new favorite television program The Forsytes is how the costuming department has committed to dressing the Ginger Forsyte in shirts that look like henleys like he’s a Momtok husband and not a robber baron.

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