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The “Bootstraps” idiom was originally meant to refer to the literally impossible. It was co-opted.

If you see this, post your bird art 🐦‍⬛🎨

If you thought Frankenstein's Tower in the Guillermo del Toro movie looked cool, check out the real-world inspiration behind it...

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Imagine being a Ghost Writer for a Muppet

Yeah, I read theory.

I just had to go buy a new razor—because I'm an Ewok now—so I got a $30 one, because THAT'S HOW MUCH THEY COST, and then I got home and took it out and threw the box away, not realizing the one stupid razorblade it came with was in there. Anyway, so I bought a little handle today.

When you go 10 hours without coffee, you completed a decaflon

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On this day, Dr. Manhatten first reappears after his atomized destruction in a lab accident. Happy November 10th to all who observe.

This is mostly where the whale head comes into play

The Capitol building must be in another dimension because when electeds go in there they have a good chance of losing touch with everyone else's reality.

Knowning that the artists of Golgo 13 is themself a badass is one of this things that just makes sense.

Extremely badass illustration technique

How long till we learn American, United & Delta worked the phones on Senate Dems?

This post brought to you by the numerous humans who have decided that it is their sworn duty to patrol Frankenstein and ensure that everyone who has never read or watched a Frankenstein book or movie is made well aware that they can't sit here. Yes, they can. I saved the best seat for them.

Old ex-roomie still does the Gravity Falls Mabel "Womp Womp" thing at me when I get owned.

I spotted this on Mastodon and I find it horrible, not least for the speed with which this has happened.

What's up guys it's part THREE (of many) of my breakdown on how kink can support you if you're neurospicy!🔥 I feel like it's a given to mention dopamine regulation, but did you know that the routine in certain dynamics can be super comforting to have? #kinkjustmakessense

Oh so it's SNOWING snowing in Chicago tonight

Me when I hear Schumer say he will keep “fighting”.

As someone with stents in my brain who relies on health care... Yeah. Like even healthy business owners needed that shit. We're getting in to an age where there's no small business, period. No more single proprietor, no more mom-and-pop, nothing.

Shameful.

We got to meet the most unique little boy yesterday, he’s with our partner rescue. At first glance, he looks like a regular orange tabby. But take a closer look, & what seems like grease smudges is actually (drumroll)— small mixed tortoiseshell patches!! This little guy has 1:3000 XXY chromosomes.

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Disabled people tried to warn you. We said that the rising eugenicist sentiment that accelerated during the “back to normal” phase of Covid would eventually hurt everyone The new healthcare plan for America appears to be: Don’t get sick If you do get sick, it’s your fault If you can’t pay, die

Everyone needs to call. Everyone, everyone, everyone - first thing Monday morning! Final votes can differ from the procedural vote to advance the bill. CALL your Democratic Senators, & tell your friends & family to call theirs.

he does it pretty much anytime you rub his belly

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

Rick Scott, Ron Johnson and Mike Lee just voted YES. The current tally is 59-40. Now waiting for John Cornyn, who will be the decider.

Watching people radicalize in real time is heartening.

Vibes among House Democrats and activists, "The Senate is the enemy"

Just called Senator @schumer.senate.gov and told him he is a disgrace, that I don’t care that he negotiated a public “no” to save his own ass, and if he can’t keep the caucus together on something as basic as healthcare for millions, he needs to immediately resign as minority leader. 202-224-6542

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Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous

This is a pretty good account to get recent events news from … I suggest setting it to your notifications.

I read a thread about games with terrible UI earlier and this video has been destroying me all day.

Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once.

Sanders: That is a totally meaningless gesture. You can get 100 votes here and it won't mean anything because the House is not going to take it up.

God I love that movie! Harley's speech about not wanting to become a plant because she'll forget to water herself and die kills me.

Thus do all traitors

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

Is he admitting he has no control of his own caucus? And if so, when is he resigning?

No health care, no deal.

Maybe important to note it was the disruption in air travel that Democrats couldn't stand and not, you know, 40+ million people not knowing where their next meal was coming from.