With the release of The Mandalorian and Grogu, we are going to see a big uptick in adoptions. As someone who works in Grogu rescue, I will remind you: when you adopt a Baby Yoda, you are committing to its 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘯. Grogus can live up to 900 years. They can also move shit around your apartment.

I’m no contact with mine so deal

For the record if anyone thought Polis had not already disqualified himself I don’t trust you

If Democrats had the political instincts and media machine Republicans do, in 48 hours 95% of Americans would know Andrew Paul Johnson's name and be LIVID that the government is getting ready to give him some of your tax money

And when I get my circular sock machine it is OVER for you bitches (over meaning you’ll have really brightly colored warm feet lol) 🧶

I say it all of the time because it's true: Islamophobia in the U.S. is absolutely one of the most tolerated forms of bigotry. It's everywhere, routine and rarely challenged. It's not surprising that teenagers who swim in this water from birth would also be Islamophobic.

The “it’s the children who are wrong” energy this grad season is wild lol

“We have made a technology that creates nothing but will ensure you have no future while we get richer and richer wait why are you boooing?”

Everyone involved in posting this should be fired and everyone in the chain of command whose office is subject to impeachment, including the president, should be impeached. Just for this. I am not kidding in the least, and Democrats who let this go by without comment are putting us all in danger.

Seeing the last one and then still going ahead with this was the funniest possible move, well done

Yeah I’m gonna be honest I had a tiiiiiiiiny menty b about it. It wasn’t a fun time!

No ethical consumption, etc etc, but seriously: publishing is especially difficult in this respect. Very rarely are you even ABLE to buy books that aren't putting money in an evil person's pocket. I'm very sorry to tell you this.

The yarn is finally dry (the air has been so wet 😭), so we’re caked up and ready to swatch 👀 🧶 #knitting #handdyedyarn

This is actually true, imo. And also, COVID reminded people of their own vulnerability, the porosity of their own skins and bodies, their mortality and they HATED it. They still hate it. Thats why they scream about masks, about COVID and any reminder of that vulnerability.

I will say this for the new He-Man movie, they are making snack bucket innovations previously unimagined by the mortal mind

I’m obsessed with the scalloped mouth line????

Alien: And how did you run out of water? Earthling: Machines drank it. Alien: Machines. Earthling: We had to feed machines the water. Aliens: So the machines were holding your planet hostage for water. Earthling: No, we made the thirsty machines. They worked for us. Alien: End communication.

The kids are playing Gnomes and Night and Chi Chi is…helping? Intern 1 says she is “cuteness support” 😂

i have been writing about the virginia supreme court decision with a certain amount of analytical detachment but if i’m being honest i’m also fucking furious i took the time to go vote and then my ballot got tossed out by these dipshits

Anyway I made a thing with a hinge that works! I tried the hack where you join it with a little piece of filament and it works great #3Dprinting

People I have never spoken to coming at me with rage because they have apparently been speaking to ME in their imagination is a new and unpleasant thing going on over here and, weirdly, exactly the reason I have replies set to “people who follow me”.

We can’t have anything huh.

the lengths you have to go to find rural voters who think the Iran war is worth their current gas/grocery prices is honestly impressive. like, I'm pretty sure that I disagree with 80% of my white neighbors on 99.8% of topics... but the .2% is "why is everything so expensive this is stupid I'm mad"

Oh! No thank you, I was born at night but not LAST night

Joe: I am a 73 year-old retired mechanic in Forsberg, Nebraska. My 3 biggest problems are Iran's uranium enrichment capability, the casting of Helen in Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey," and the ability of Tennesseeans to check out "Roots" from a library 1000 media outlets: can we please talk at length

in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy

found the post of all time for the shit I be feeling lately, oh my fucking god

I’m not going to say what I really want to say because I’ve had a lot of therapy about letting go, but I think every disabled person should get a free swing at any republican who tells us to sacrifice for THIS after hearing every fucking day how my death was worth shopping at Target

They’re doing reparations for the January 6 guys.

hero

Short thread but I 100% agree with it. Sexual harassment by a person in power shows that person is an abuser of power.

I’m going to cry look at these perfect little guys 🥹

Ooh I love this. I often try to explain to non-artists that things feel right or they don’t (this comes up a lot when I say a material “didn’t want to be” what I tried to make it, but did want to be what was created), and maybe this is what I mean.

“The voters picked this map, and we will be honoring their choice.” It’s a simple message.

there is a limit at which we are so clearly not in a democracy that you can't actually shame me into thinking I should be better than them, especially when being better than them is destroying civil rights. idk when that limit was but it is in the rearview mirror now. "fuck you, make me" is here.

A big part of it is the "wellness" grift sphere is really just disordered eating/eating disorder activities given a very thin veneer of "health". People from all political beliefs can end up in that space because what ED's really is give the illusion of control.

Hey y'all! Donna & I are navigating the $ situation, but the most upsetting part is that because she was secondary on her son's acct, he also lost everything. @courtneymilan.com has been peer pressuring us to drop his venmo & we got him set up with his own account. (venmo is @Chaotic_Pretzel !)

I have seen 3 separate articles about FOUR public toilets today. This country needs help dude

Ok Kevin Sorbo posting this is honestly incredible bc one thing I loved about his Hercules was how accurate it was

Getting genetics testing is very funny because they have like 147 different ways to tell you “you’re probably going to get surprising and potentially upsetting information, are you prepared for that”. We’ve had two appts now where nearly the entire thing has been psychological prep work 😂

Found this post on reddit and the last bit nails it: “Please don't remember her for the horrific end to her life. Remember her for who she was, a true blessing. To everyone around her.”

The way AI is being quietly deployed during our most vulnerable moments is terrifying. We don’t have any idea who has access to this info, how it’s stored, or how much of it law enforcement can get. It’s like no one believes HIPAA exists when AI is involved and I HATE it

Once again, get the fuck off of X and encourage everyone you know to get the fuck off of X.

I cannot stress enough how much anyone who complains about the government spending money to give new parents free diapers should never know one single moment of peace

Bro WHAT

Hello Donald this is your communications strategist speaking. I am advising you today to please keep saying this shit

When we were at the library today, there was a young adult there with his caregiver who was stimming pretty loudly, and when we left my two were giggling and I thought I was about to have to be The Hammer, but it was because he sounded like their friend J, and J makes really funny fart noises 😂😭

I am so, so sorry to those grieving her. Our babies should be safe and loved and this isn’t fair and it fucking sucks.

I should also say, shame on KING 5 for publishing Juniper's previous name and putting Juniper in quotes as if it were a nickname; by contrast, kudos to the Seattle Times for getting it right and addressing her properly.