And NOW the weekend forecast remains none snow BUT!! three inches of ice

Now the weekend forecast says none. None snow. There’s a team of meteorologists somewhere looking at Tennessee’s totally incomprehensible topography going “🤷🤷🤷”

Every time someone writes “The text of the post” as the alt text for a screenshot of a post, a star explodes.

FRIENDS I WOULD LIKE TO SUBMIT MYSELF FOR A MOTHER OF THE YEAR AWARD the gup asked how to learn how to improv a clarinet part for the jazz concert because nothing was turning up on search so I got to carefully instruct her on the importance of using “scat +jazz” as her search term

The first time I saw the actual name for what my grandma called “puffy spinach bites” I read it as “Spankatopia” and the image of this glorious land of phyllo delight has been embedded in my brain ever since

A little bit ago Mad Science Assistant Beaker relayed the following: Assistant Beaker’s Dad: Does Cal sell her soap as shaving soap? She should consider printing custom brush handles. AB: I'll mention it to her. ABD: I want one shaped like a dick. Naturally I said I would do it.

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE Weekend forecast has been downgraded to a mere two feet of snow!

I ALSO love this book, which is incredible for many reasons, the very least of which is BISEXUAL PEOPLE EXIST

I LOVE this book and $2 is a STEAL. Emma Barry is one of the vanishingly few who remember that the “com” part of a romcom is for COMEDY and she is HILARIOUS

Oh shit wait until they find out that &Juliet has an explicitly non-cis deuteragonist

Hello I’m sorry what the fuck I AM IN MIDDLE TENNESSEE

My favorite part is when the spotter goes “oh my god”

Coming soon for your democracy-supporting pleasure: • Sparkly profane vinyl stickers! • Custom character fragrances for your latest book! • HANDMADE DICE WITH TEENY LITTLE DICKS INSIDE!

It's time to start making your plans! Romancing the Vote returns July 1st - July 5th, 2026! * authors, start annotating those books * artists, start making that art * experts, start plotting your consultations Stay updated: updates.romancingthevote.com

Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.

Y’all my current KU roulette book has literal ads inserted between chapters. On the one hand, I respect the hustle. On the other, YEETED INTO THE SUN

the only ADHD advice that anyone needs is: don't sit down, never sit down, sitting down is what gets you

Dear writers room: this is not the bi rep we asked for

If we lived in a just media landscape, this would now be a trilogy.

Today in ADHD: “oh this is so pretty I wonder how it’s made” *ten hours of fevered haze later* “And so that’s why I spent $300 on fabric and I set up the sewing machine in the guest room and hey where are you going”

If I have to keep flipping back to the chapter heading to figure out which character I’m currently reading about, mmmmaaaybe polyam romance is not your genre

I (32F) enlisted the help of a guy (35M) who loathes me to uncover a secret society from the 1770s that seized control of the US government. but here's the thing, they're still around and murderous, so he and I had to go on the run together. but come on, how could I have foreseen that? AITA?

[Exit Bastard.]

Repost this with your home river! The Scioto, specifically the part with comically weird-ass art installations.

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

at least my agèd weeb heart has this joy

hi, political philosopher here! this is not funny, central banks only do this when they're in extreme distress

The fourth was a hard choice! Runner-ups: DAI (2014), Soul Edge (1996), Full Throttle (1995).

I picked up P5R on the steam sale and, having never touched this franchise before, I have a question: is EVERY Persona game an endless cavalcade of creepy sex shit? Every time they introduce a new adult NPC I do a little “please don’t be a rapist” chant

Today is Nashville’s romance bookstore’s grand opening, which has been planned for like a year but ooooooooooof

Gentle reminder: a person’s current relationship is not necessarily the whole of their sexuality. Bi and pan people exist. Please stop pretending we don’t. Please. It makes everything so much worse.

The plugin I use to track custom order information, like oh say WHAT SOMEONE WANTS THEIR PERFUME TO SMELL LIKE, updated and in so doing wiped all that custom information off orders in progress and I think my heart is going to explode

This morning all three of my dogs have decided to pose like an 80s family portrait and it is incredible.

TIMELINE CLEANSE 1) pls enjoy this ridiculous muppet dog extravagantly telling Mr DeMille she is ready for her closeup 2) the gup has an audition for the jazz club’s spring Gershwin concert, so my house is full of a clarinet in a train costume and it is GLORIOUS

To cheese, or not to cheese? 🧀

I have a monthly alarm to change my alarm tone because that’s about when my brain starts tuning it out and sleeping right through it. I CANNOT use an English GPS voice, and learned numbers and directions in languages I didn’t already know so I can swap that too. “Just set a reminder” is ADHD BANE.

Every time someone in a movie unrolls a giant canvas Mona Lisa I sigh so loudly everyone in the house knows exactly what has happened on-screen.

This is the greatest game I have ever played.

The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil. The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

forget the long arc of history bending towards justice, I need the rube goldberg machine of inexorable consequence to endgame the kind of profoundly ironic yet blackly hilarious karmic downfall that would’ve had ancient greek theatergoers hollering at the chorus

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

LOOKING AT YOU, TED FUCKING FARO

Because I am a white lady of a certain age: youtu.be/6M6samPEMpM?...

Once upon a time I let Rufus out back to rampage in the fenced yard, as one does. An hour or so later I looked up and holy shit there’s a dog on the front porch and huh, that dog looks just like Rufus! Turns out the back gate was cracked open and he went exploring but then immediately got bored.

BEHOLD, all three dogs in the same place at the same time! And it is HILARIOUS that Rufus looks smallest boi here, both through perspective and the fact that it is cold and he has only one coat.

FYI I feel it important to note that Mira is officially Mira-approved (at least to my face, May Hong could have been lying, which is her right), and while I need to soap photo before those are posted you will find the fragrances here: www.dragonsworn.net/fragrance-li...

Uncanny Valley, architecture edition

I would just like to note that this is the exact same kind of strange little freakery that hooked me on Control, because OH MY GOD THE OLDEST HOUSE IS THE LONG LINES BUILDING