If I win the Powerball all of the discretionary fun money gets poured into a FF7-style remake of Eternal Darkness.

I waited to do my bulk supply orders because I got increasingly more intense emails from said suppliers talking about their giant 40% off sales and y’all 40% off 5 gal refined coconut oil is A LOT Of course today I see it’s a little asterisk of “UP TO 40%”, the stuff I need isn’t on sale at all 😭

So yeah, if you're looking for smaller shops to frequent this holiday season, and the rest of the year, maybe check out this Starter Pack I made this past week. It's full of people that will actually appreciate your patronage, and pay their rent and put food on their tables. go.bsky.app/HLRLhda

To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories: - Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy - Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever

i can’t blame dogs, if it was socially acceptable for me to stand on my back deck and do a little screaming now and again i would

I would very much like a The Music of Supergiant Games symphonic production à la the Distant Worlds FF tour.

Oh hey look, 1980s flavor Blue Prince for sale!

Once upon a time, my fire genasi artificer cleric tried to convince a beholder that the party was not a threat and rolled charisma with disadvantage and got two nat 20s. Anyway now he and Allie are best friends for life. This is a lot like that, and I love it SO MUCH.

FIRST WITCH When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain? SECOND WITCH When the hurly-burly’s done, When the battle’s lost and won. THIRD WITCH That will be ere the set of sun.

Cannot believe there is legit some It’s About Ethics In Journalism shit literally happening rn

Since this year of all years I think skipping the big stores and shopping small businesses is a great thing, I asked my discord community to give me links to their shops! view.flodesk.com/emails/69274... Please link to your own shops in the replies, and show us some pics of your favorite items!

no truer words

It's day two of our big 25% off sale! Get the journal lover in your life (or yourself) one of our custom designed & brightly colored planner organizers! http://thebrokencirc...

Scrolling through all games on the Steam sale when one is too ADHD to perfect filters is always a ride because there’s seventeen different versions of Fallout and Elder Scrolls, sprinkles of games that look interesting, and then shit like “MILF Farm” and “Erotic Tentacle Trap Dungeon”

Bodied by my eldest , frankly

I still have yet to see the alleged poem, so this whole morning on Bluesky has been like reading Robert Chambers' "King in Yellow" stories where all of the characters speak in hushed tones about the play that drives people insane, but you never really get to see what's in it.

These groups also prey on the uniquely American condition that hospital birth is prohibitively expensive, often even with insurance. Homebirth shit like this turns that crippling terror over being able to afford a doctor into a power statement that you don’t need one anyway.

So they’re cancelling their healthcare plans and pensions, right?

US cinema was given the gift of Hugh Jackman because Tom Cruise is an enormous asshole who toxic masculinity’d Dougray Scott into breaking his ankle mere weeks before X-Men production was due to start and they had to recast Wolverine in a hurry.

Spite

1) Gargoyles generally and this ep specifically is the reason why I have an English degree and wrote my thesis on modern interpretations of Shakespeare, DO RECOMMEND 2) my childhood bff and I have been working “I GROW WEARY OF THIS” in Terrence Mann voice into everyday conversation for thirty years

Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi

That little dude had better be left-handed.

In related news, I had to design new business cards and was dreading it because graphic design is NOT my passion and then I remembered that a couple Romancing the Votes ago I won an auction for this express purpose. :D

I do not mask at cons because I’m “scared.” I mask at cons because con crud fucking sucks and you DON’T HAVE TO CATCH IT, I haven’t had it for five years and I table at least once a month! It’s amazing! Everyone should do this! It’s so good!

Yellow. No blue.

Waiting for lights up on Whose Line at the Ryman at fourteen year-old Cal is SO HAPPY

Making friends with your neighbors is SUCH an important and easy way to make every con dramatically better. Not only is it automagically someone you can trust to keep an eye on things when you have to step away, you can absolutely make cross-promo friends for life.

“Is it aggressively hot in here or am I just a white lady of a certain age,” the perimenopause story

I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme. So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”

Today I am actually in Nashville, which rarely happens because traffic in this city is so go awful that it is easier to go to DIFFERENT STATES than the other side of my own city BUT HEY this weekend is Music City Multi Con, and I have SO MANY CUTE THINGS

Guys as the local drow expert I have to warn you this is a bad sign

I am SHOCKED that MEM is on this list. FedEx is gonna raise absolute unholy hell.

Today Ceres the tiny demon corgi is a BIRTHDAY PRINCESS

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

If this happens nine times, the tenth one’s free.

live view from cuomo hq

On the one hand, it IS a secret ballot for a reason. On the other, JFC MY DUDE YOU HAVE ONE JOB

Yes hello it’s me, bisexual chaos

GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE I made the executive function behave and thus the Tiny Jewelry Empire is up-to-date! www.dragonsworn.net/product/acce...

The reason why we still have DST is because its proponents have never had pets who fucking know when goddamn mealtime is, you lying sack of shit clock

I really really wish that CritRole LLC had considered *waves hands at the world* before they decided to set C4 in a crapsack doomscape.

The latest addition to the Tiny Things Jewelry Empire: Little Debbie Christmas Cakes in 30mm stud form.

If you want to help: linktr.ee/apwhistles

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM CHEZ SPARKLE

First trick or treater was a Rumi who looked about six. EXCELLENT SIGN

GOOD NEWS I do not have skin cancer! BAD NEWS removal of the shit on my hand that might have been skin cancer has been the most painful time of my life, and I birthed two kids AND got an IUD! GOOD NEWS it’s not my smart hand, at least! BAD NEWS oh my god I still use my non-dominant hand SO MUCH!

“Mother whyyyyy,” the Rufus story