Me: Do you have my hoodie? Younger Teen: No. Me: Wait, yes, you do. You borrowed it because you got cold sitting in front of the air thing & I was too hot from the stupid meds. Where is it? YT: Teenagers are smoking the hantavirus and THIS is what you’re concerned about right now?

Lock friend in room on low dose dilaudid. Find internal stairs w/ single door. Grab O2 mask & concentrator, shotgun & something to jam doors (pref “key”, but metal bars from hospital beds, etc). Secure all doors, get friend, set off alarm so noise is everywhere, take time down stairs. And dilaudid.

Post your warning sign.

I mean, there are people who could prove by this afternoon that this dude is no longer a car owner; pretty easy to roll that back. Not sure what his point is

meanwhile the actual trans youth agenda is “campaigning for an emotional support hedgehog”

I have more colors of embroidery floss in my lap right now (196) than Tesla has sold of this particular model.

This is probably gonna gain traction soon, so I want to ground everyone before the fear that may come. The purpose of memos like this is probably best understood as to create fear. If they had the resources and ability to conduct mass crackdowns on trans groups, they would just do it.

Man, there’s nothing like having a houseguest to make you realize how much stupid shit you say out loud to your cat all day

Happy new Murderbot book release day to all!!

Murderbot lost a bet with ART, I see. [image ID: a person wearing a fancy white dress with a long skirt, bodice that looks like a polygon, and long white gloves. They are also wearing a solid, flat, metallic mask that completely covers their entire face.]

how in the absolute fuck does the fifth circuit even look at themselves in the mirror every day. how do they SLEEP

Can’t comment so quoting: if you’re on an iPhone you should be able to do this, which will bring you to the completely pared-down version of the page designed for screen readers (and beloved by those of us with photosensitivity). I assume Android phones have a similar feature.

The amount of people assuming everyone defending Blanche went to public school is really making me question nothing bc liberals are classist af

Oh right this is why Minneapolis was all out today. One of these years I’m going to time a family visit to coincide with this beautiful madness. As ever, great appreciation to @naomikritzer.bsky.social for doing the work. 🖤

Stephen Miller does the worst strategic analysis ever, pass it on

Did y’all know this dude was up there?

@banditelli.org I’m still not great with species; is this a fledgling Minnesotan Mayday Badass?

All you fascists bound to lose

LFG!!!

All day every day

In the immortal words of @miawong.bsky.social :

Pomegranate Side Effects

Who tf needs GLP-1s when you have DIET COCAINE IN A CAN

I have a birthday later this year, just sayin

I cannot be there (and I can’t dance anyway) but for friends who have been living in terrifying revolving-door limbo for-fucking-ever, I am grateful to every person in this video for showing up and bringing life to that building.

All hail Megatron, photogenic tiny terrapin queen

Nobody: Seriously no one: Absolutely nadie: Rep. Gluesenkamp Perez: ACAB CPAs!

My takeaway is that 65% of Brits & 68% of Americans have never seen a pissed-off cat

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Alternatively, you could skip all this shit for now and watch Kipo & the Age of Wonderbeasts on Netflix. Just sayin.

Hi, bsky. I’m not doing great. It’s hard to do stuff that hurts in order to stay in a world that wants to hurt your people. But, you know how sometimes something shows up in your feed or a friend texts you something & it’s a goddamn beacon in the night? I sure af needed this. Maybe you do too.

This is the way

Are you in the Baltimore area? Can you take a doggo into yr home for a short-term foster? This shelter is slammed full & freaking out bc they REALLY don't want to make the choices they'll have to make if they can't find space. (100 animals showed up in last 48 hrs!) Signal boosts help too. Thx 🫶

LISTEN this is the most important thing I know: If terrible, horrific trauma can happen, the worst, then the best is also possible, the best and miracles can happen. If life can be full of suffering and pitiful, life can also be beautiful, lovely and glorious. I believe in you, I love you. 🐁

Hey, in case you need to know they didn’t break absolutely everything: My participation in a NIH clinical trial that I wasn’t sure was going to happen was finalized. Many ppl worked to make this happen and now, hopefully, one of the fucked up parts of my body should be 30% less likely to kill me.

Tonight I am overwhelmingly grateful to hear of the wellbeing of someone who is important to someone who I have never met, bc that is how the world works sometimes. Ojalá she stays safe & they play many games in years to come.

Hey @bostonschools.boston.gov: will the new BPS high school “A.I. proficiency” certification cover all the ways employers can use your original content remixed by chatbots, with your name still on it & without your authorization?

Please note that as of 12:34 am EST on April 21st, this post had the perfect Bluesky ratio of actually relevant science related comments : do you see the same weird animal I see if I turn my head a little comments

If you think not being toxic means being weak or boring…that’s a skill issue, man. Just ask this legend here.

Moon joy upgrade just dropped.

Always has been.

There was always, like, a one in five chance my villain arc was going to be started by some asshole from Southie, but Lyons is really putting in overtime on his way out the ICE door with this shit, man. www.bostonglobe.com/2026/04/17/n...

You can’t resign from being a native of Southie, but Boston can disown you. Don’t look here for home, Todd-o. You want warmth, go hang out with Stephen Miller on the holidays.

years ago in a conversation about philanthropy, i heard someone say "white people give away money and think it still belongs to them" and godDAMN if it wasn't one of the truest things I've still ever heard in my life

People willing calling people by their chosen names of Clavicular or Sneako but complain about trans people pronouns. Get fucked

Hot tip to make at-home respiratory therapy easier: take your incentive spirometer, hide it under the couch, and pretend you're unclear on object permanence.

i hate giant zoom calls but i hate concentration camps more. tuesday night, 8 pm EST.

I’m like 90% certain the President of the US was just on live TV talking about Iran & said “we’ll get the Dust back”

SMAUG IS WEAK ON HEALTHCARE

I know we mostly got it from Autism Awareness Month to Autism Acceptance Month but I'm not stopping until it's Don't Be an Asshole About Autism Month