Jesus fucking Christ what did I wake up too and when are we going to hear the first protestations that this has nothing to do with control of Venezuelan oil reserves? www.bbc.com/news/live/c5...

My shop is open again. Happy 2026🤗 comingandgoingdesign.etsy.com

It is time. Rainbow Bunchie, i miss the simpler times WATCH THIS OR... I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN.... AND BITE YOUR BUTTOCKS youtu.be/Dm0wMP4-6Mw?...

EXCITING NEWS! SHARKS: THE MOVIE IS COMING IN 2030! IN JAW DROPPING 2-D!

HunnyShark and i went for an early morning drive and hike. Lytle Creek is super fucked up, and Apple White Park is TORN UP. Lile, a whole parking lot is GONE. Also found cool rocks, LOOKIT this one # Rock

I love this LOVE

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA LOOKIT OUR NEW YEAR PIG. I just made him. He is gud luck. His name is Rodney. Which is my Father in-law's name. Give him love now.

IMMA 70 YEAR COMMITMENT, PEOPLE You better have ample snacks for a whole long long ass time. Happy safe New Year to yas.

PET ME. DO IT.

Heh. Played this OFTEN in the weird underground club in Pasadena i worked at. Heh youtu.be/1UjU9lnAGso?...

This ain't about sex..... Come here, Babeh.... youtu.be/bfHsF6FKgb4?...

RIGHT?! Also, I'm putting in a call to Aquaman. MAKE IT HAPPEN Wipe out them yachts

WIN a copy of #JAWS 50th anniversary edition novel 📔 To enter this giveaway: 1. Follow @thedailyjaws 2. In the comments, type: It's only an island if you look at it from the water Good luck!

Quick what do we sacrifice to get Posiedon or Chthulu's intervention? Can we as lowly humans beseach the grace of the orcas?

This is really a very important reminder... We take the crackers out. 🦈😁💙

Oakland and region! Bonded pair of cats seek new and loving home.

Also WTH, Japan? Japan has an abundance of super cute critters. ....because.... LOOKIT This feels unfair. Also also, someone get these for me, HunnyShark said no i cannot go to Japan

A great blue heron puffed up against the cold. #birds #photography

I hesitate to post this, because it's so rare and out of character for me. But ... I'm in a very hot bath and gonna stay here until i run outta hot water. 😁🦈

WTF I want these in my garden

More belted kingfishers? Yessss! #birds #photography

A new bird for me! This beauty is a sharp-shinned hawk. #birds #photography

The eagle's mate was perched in a tree. I think he's male since he's considerably smaller than she's. #birds #photography

THREAD. A collection of photographs of birds I have met in the UK countryside. You will find the all-important captions to the photos in the alt text.

Went out this morning and this beauty decided to fly over me. #birds #photography

Can the media please stop referring to these as “shark attacks?” It’s not as if the shark drove to the victim’s house and shot her; it’s a fatal shark encounter, not an attack. Tragic yes, but the shark is not to blame (nor deserving of demonization) for acting naturally in its native domain…

REPOST from Alexis Wainwright from WUSA9 A 13-year-old girl reported missing from Kentucky has been found hundreds of miles away from home, in Silver Spring, the Montgomery County Department of Police announced on Saturday.

I want you all to know how mean my Sister is. A couple weeks ago I told her to KISS MY ASS.... Without pausing she relied "I DON'T HAVE THAT KINDA TIME." It was so fast and brutal I just stood there with my mouth open.

I could watch them cute lil legs forever...

Just a heads up. This is peak me this morning. I really shouldn't be around.... anyone.

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So, i know many women in menopause: aching joints, hot flashes, mood swings,night sweats, irregular periods, and vaginal dryness, brain fog, memory lapses, difficulty concentrating, depression, sleep problems, fatigue, dry skin, bladder issues... Insurance companies are now denying meds.

"The removal, carried out without public explanation, has angered Dutch officials, the families of U.S. soldiers and the local residents who honor the American sacrifice by caring for the graves." 1/ www.nbcnews.com/world/europe...

#SouthPasadena, #CA: 49y/o #EricaGomez was last seen on Jan 14 at the Department of Motor Vehicles getting her ID updated. According to her family, she was seen wearing an eye patch, which is unusual as she has no documented eye injuries or reasons to wear one.

This is important, pass it along.

Ok. Just received final notice on our Internet. So I’ll be incommunicado soon. LOL. Cant pay rent or internet or phones, and local Rep says it’ll take 5-7 working days for them to get back to us about getting an actual person at unemployment to help us. Fuck that Orange Demon.

I took lots of dog photos early on. #photography

Another photo from a few years ago. I'd had my camera for about a year. This snowy egret was photographed at sunrise in the summer.

I have two days to find about $1300. Important mtg with DHS that requires a translator, whose services are not cheap. This is the 3rd such mtg, the first of which were unsuccessful due to I.C.E. and D.H.S. lies and rule-breaking. Venmo: @JohnathanPerk CashApp: $JohnathanPerk Last 4 mobile: 3450

Giving some appreciation to Past Me... who made enough DELISHHHUUUSSS turkey soup to freeze for Current Me.... ....to defrost for Future Tonight Me and family to eat... ....because HOLY MACKEREL I don't feel like doing ANYTHING related to being upright.

I was really, really into doors. #photography

Not in the mood for it today "It" being coping with anything that isn't an emergency. Exhausted and in tons of pain, and resting today. I take care posting, and mean what i say... don't involve me in online battles. Stay safe out there and remember to take meds with a full glass of water.

You say it's your Birthday? It's my birthday too, yeah. Birthday hotline hailing frequencies are now open! 😁♥️🖖🏾

Deep into my next commission! A tea cozy for one of our faves, @mbbrownsf.bsky.social. I am available to do more commissions. You can also purchase products and gift certificates at my website! Please support a small, woman-owned business. Mama needs to pay the bills! stitchslappedbysara.com

Some of my finest work

I used to take all kinds of photos. I took this when I got my first camera three years ago. It's next door to my house. #photography

You ready for our 2026 Valentines?? The art is ready for ya 😍 As with everything on our shop, sales of these valentines support @skypeascientist.bsky.social! This year's cards were designed by Philly artist @aprilfinfrock.bsky.social! Obsessed with how these turned out. order at SquidFacts.net