okay @torcho.bsky.social we’re wrapping up the Hotel Room anthology and I need to flail about the Lynch episodes soon

Children of narcissists fighting back the loudest We told you so ever:

#Caturday with Boo, who no longer cares because she’s 20 and living her best life.

Friendly reminder that this happened. Go get ‘em, tiger. #Colbert youtu.be/u7L0MfhlowU?...

Allergy season in St. Louis:

Okay the 4K transfer of From Beyond is gorgeous.

The fact that the Tangerine Scream’s ego is so fragile that people have to tell him the MoCA is an IQ test to get him to take it amuses my psych to no end.

@jeninthe314.bsky.social holy shit.

It’s Thursday. That means #Taskmaster, a lift home from my sister, and hanging out with some fucking amazing tiny humans and the best co-teaching team I could ask for.

Look at this orange. This is a very important orange.

I ran across a TikTok about how chronic stress can hamper #stroke recovery and a bunch of stuff started making sense. Specifically the fact that during the Biden administration I made way more progress.

Just checked our core district calendars and it looks like everyone is done on Friday. I hope the kids can finally get some proper rest.

…goddammit. #BarneyFrank

Trying to cope with the fact that my dentist is Hobbit-adorable.

Calling all my fellows on Team #Autism because we deserve to try it after all that RFKjr crap.

Power outage tracking is fun. Except no.

…goddammit. #TomKane

So when the collective trauma of the last ten years finally collapses in on itself, who’s gonna have a good nap?

Twenty pounds of soy wax, anyone? Figured I should stock up as much as I can.

Taking a day off from exercise tracking.

Mason what the fuck #TheBoys

Must be exhausting, being so goddamned touchy.

Watching T replay #Bayonetta and now I want to write a dark gothic winter ballet featuring Biblically accurate angels. Set to the Green Knight OST, of course.

Created a nook for myself. Beefy just found the couch blanket.

#Caturday with Boo, who is done.

I can snap with my affected hand now.

youtu.be/jc5w9sTvykQ?... Still one of the coolest things I’ve ever heard.

This is my new Friday routine.

So I’m doing my annual rewatch of Parks and Rec to try to regain some hope and here’s Jonathon Joss and now I’m sad again.

One of my kiddos rolled in wearing gorgeous faux-corduroy cargo pants last night and now I am in quest mode.

Me when The Deep rolled by in a Cybertruck: #TheBoys

youtu.be/dc0konC8Kn8?... Holy fuck.

I have finally discovered #StrokeTok and I actually feel some confidence that I’m not alone in this.

Imma celebrate my wins.

Annual rewatch of Parks and Rec has commenced and holy shit, I miss its hopefulness.

So one of T’s aunts passed away today. The cool one. The “fuck all y’all” auntie. Sigh.

I love our Dads. Met a dad tonight who shared nail color tips with me.

Who wants to start the MABA movement? #MakeAmericaBoringAgain

Next Bond, please.

Rallying the troops.

So Katys are the new Karens?

Happy Mother’s Day to the queen of concise emails. @jeninthe314.bsky.social

Okay I have gained a whole new level of respect for Daveed Diggs. Holy shit. #TheBoys

AKA the WAP Incident.

Okay I have discovered the subset of YouTube that is Drag Queens trash-talking the GOP and it kinda rules. Start with @queencokefrancis.com and let her lead you.

Anyone need Kitten Wobbles?

I don’t get sad at Mother’s Day ads. I giggle, because why the hell would my mom ever want a heart-shaped pizza?