magazine covers featuring new faces: thread

i appreciate you all so much. xo. gofund.me/44992644

mariah carrie

know who else was this concerned about tylenol.. the chicago tylenol murderer. who was never caught. i’m saying rfk jr is in a position to really kill ppl now so he’s wasting no time. tldr; rfk jr. is the chicago tylenol murderer and now he’s in a better position to pick up where he left off.

don’t think i’ve posted a selfie on this app yet.

diet coke is hot goth girl water.

magazine covers featuring new faces: thread

man i hope we get raptured before 8:40am so i don’t have to go to my doctor’s appointment.

This ain't my first Rapture.

The government knowingly putting false information in the label of a drug is crossing a Rubicon that should not be taken lightly

My Boss: [patiently explaining something to me] My Brain: YOU TAKE THE GOOD YOU TAKE THE BAD YOU TAKE THEM BOTH & THERE YOU HAVE THE FACTS OF LIFE

everyone be quiet, this rapist has reproductive health advice for us

Autistic and neurodivergent people deserve far better than a government looking to prevent their existence, let alone one that will invent fictitious ways to do so that puts everyone in danger

I am truly going insane because like, literally EVERYONE knows someone with autism, probably even A BUNCH OF PEOPLE with autism, like how is there still so much fear of autism, come the fuck on

The biggest tease of all time is Raiders of the Lost Ark making me wish for a death ray that instantly turns all nearby Nazis into liquid fire

Every year blueberries get a little bigger. I hope I live to see blueberries the size of a plum.

Always wear a catcher’s mitt, just in case someone hurls a burrito at you. You can then be the victor rather than the victim.

What’s it called when you have too many tabs open in your brain? Anyway. Open one more.

It’s all been downhill since we lost Alex Trebek

me: dating is hard me on a date: like what if godzilla was an atheist and we just named him that

what i imagine disney politics to look like

I AM ON THE FLOOR.

Content warning: you might die

idk about yall but this is how I remember it

art

i’ve been investigating and i think kermit might share the same dna with strawberries.

necromancer: babe, it was nothing, she's dead to me! *suspicion intensifies*

imagine dating a necromancer and always wondering about whose neck they’ve been romancing.

I didn't lose my mind, it's free derange.

If you have me muted: Good. This is the correct approach to any President

I just told someone I learned how to count on an abacus back in the 1900’s and now I want to slap myself in the face.

The garbage can lid is a really nice touch

Important 🧵

Not for the faint-hearted…

Will the real glam lady please stand up

I already had this dream

[raises eyebrows suggestively] meep

I’d like to believe this pairing was deliberate.

OMG. One of my favorite follows.

Now this is the content I am here for!

urgent - must see

Dear Diary, Today I had inappropriate thoughts about Beaker. I wanted to make him meep with ecstasy. I am still processing this.

This is so silly 😆

We all need some more absurd whimsy in our lives.

hear me out...

bond girls but they’re also muppets: thread

We all know RGE does great work - but the way these facial expressions are paired with the outfits and poses is just perfect

this is my thread. it was made for me.

oh she's crazy for this one...

just nsync being insink: thread