Age is just a number, a number that means how old you are

this is the sort of thing you usually only hear from people right before they unsuccessfully attempt to kill james bond

i’m not saying i’m glad to see snow but it was way too soon to be that hot

huge plot hole tbh, i’m not sure why the oil can’t just take the Eagles of Manwë and bypass the straight altogether

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

pitch an unnecessary sequel The NFT of Dorian Gray

this is actually brilliant

Damn! If only Iran had known that with a $500,000,000 donation to the Trump Ballroom, they could’ve avoided all this.

shift away from militarism… with the guy who was at Abu Ghraib 🤡

Every AI video feels like a friend who wants to show you their Trump impression. No matter how close it is you’d much rather stop being ther friend.

making a metal horse just to name it RoboClop

my years of not eating at chili’s have reached a middle

2026 Frank Sinatra: Stop spreading the news

but not the last

RFK jr can go around basically saying "i think its good when kids die actually" but I will be banned for saying that he should step** on a lego***

“you gotta get sick to boost your immune system” [your thymus gland, working tirelessly to train new white blood cells] “the fuck did you just say?!” excellent (and more polite) explainer on immunity:

scab economy

Elaborate self-care regimen abandoned in name of self-care.

Do journalism schools not have "how to ask liars questions" courses?

looks like someone didn’t go to his local fire station for a tutorial

all the replies are so witty

Truly a perfect news alert

AI is the Ted Cruz of tech

For nearly 30 years, America has rained death upon the Middle East. This is a thoroughly bipartisan effort

I just learned about something called recency bias. It's my favorite thing ever.

What happens if you pave your driveway yourself, and it doesn’t come out well? It’s your own asphalt.

Stop 👏 having 👏 unrealistic 👏 body 👏 standards 👏 for 👏 camels 👏

please don’t ask people if you can leave on your shoes when entering their apartment. it's rude. when you are invited into a home, you need to let go. you can't be like, "i want to touch this" and "i have to keep my shoes on" and "i’m spilling this, fuck you." being a guest is respecting your host.

"You know who else pivoted a table?"

cats bears and cows

It's Monday all day today, and there's no known way to prevent this.

AI slop. if you don’t see it in the pic, you recognize it in the blurb. notice the manipulative rhetoric.

did you catch the T Rex buddy?

i met the dowager Farah Pahlavi a long time ago, at Bloomingdale’s in Maryland, of all places. a lot of my coworkers were Iranian and ig she liked to visit her supporters. idk it was kinda surreal.

speaking of supertankers!!! since my grandfather was out on the water he could see what others couldn’t: the OPEC states did their oil shock thing, but then resumed exporting. he saw the tankers offshore just sitting there, stalling. oil companies wanted to keep prices high so they dragged it out.

winning it for my theory, the Dash Eqiulibrium

I’m not sure I wanna be a werewolf. The whole transforming thing gives me paws.

international women’s day

wearing my women in stem t-shirt on international women’s day to celebrate the fact that i was given that and a reusable water bottle instead of equal pay

women: (on international women's day) finally a day for me men: (on the same day) BABE I CAN'T FIND MY HOUR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY HOUR, I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE

we need to get back to a sane republican party. the party of john mccain, a man who would never be gleeful at the idea of bombing iran

Add one word to a film to ruin it. Bedazzled Stanley & Iris

yeah well could ai do this? Artificial Hopes (2014) this poem has aged well so i decided to republish it. i did some very light editing of a couple words, but otherwise left it intact. i’d rather preserve the artifact, showing how people talked about AI at the time. medium.com/@catesawers/...

Last year when I was checking into a hotel, the desk person was wearing Meta glasses. I kindly asked them to take them off. They were annoyed. I said, “I do not consent to you looking at my credit card and ID with Meta glasses on.” My instincts were correct: www.bbc.com/news/article...

yeah well could ai do this? Artificial Hopes (2014) this poem has aged well so i decided to republish it. i did some very light editing of a couple words, but otherwise left it intact. i’d rather preserve the artifact, showing how people talked about AI at the time. medium.com/@catesawers/...

True independent thinkers don't change their clocks just because everyone else does. I will do my own research and determine what time it is

Tired: Does Claude have consciousness? Wired: Does Claude have class consciousness?