If you hate the things a stupid pundit says, please block them instead of keeping the endless news cycle they depend on for engagement alive. Just seal them underground.

the unfortunate result of a young bulb raised in a bad environment

My drive home was scarier than the movie I just saw. 0/10 Stars: Will never Uber again.

Dear Uber Drivers: I shouldn’t have to tell you guys this, but asking girls out on dates while in possession of their home addresses and also their lives as you drive 70mph through highway traffic is not an appropriate thing to do. Sincerely, Women

brown recluses do politics the right way

Me and the three — I mean two — people who read my posts

BREAKING: Epstein Suicide Note Unsealed

Still thinking about how someone at a writing conference last weekend said that spicy sci-fi romance should be pitched as “science friction.” I love it.

<runs in, out of breath> i just came from mastodon and—-

*bursts through a 3rd wall* beans are fruit

*bursts through opposite wall* stone fruits are soup

[bursts through the wall like the koolaid man] actually coffee is not a bean it’s a stone fruit!!!

So the Feds did more to investigate VA workers who went to Alex Pretti memorial than those who killed him.

Not all are cut out out for each type of service...

I’ve moved on from Platner for today but I did want to address the false equivalency with both the Mamdani comp & acting like non-Mainers can’t speak on this: Mamdani won a local office Platner wants to represent ME in a position that grants federal influence Ofc we can talk abt him & be worried.

my two wolves:

Tech guys talk to teachers like "hey you're a broke loser and we hate you, so please use our products, also we've got your boss on the phone"

remove a letter ruin a film Caddy Hack

Remove a letter, ruin a movie: West Side Tory

I'm the primary bread loser in my family

“Hey, I’m Luke’s Uncle Owen, and I dress similarly to others here on Tatooine.” “And I’m Luke’s Aunt Beru. I wear a jean jacket over a butterfly collar blouse and look like an extra from the Partridge Family.”

hot take: women are less likely to use AI because we’re quick to clock flattery as a tool of manipulation

It's called a low-bottomy

When someone says they're "winging it," they mean they're turning off the targeting computer in their X-wing and using the force

if Dwight Eisenhower was a true patriot he would've warned us about the creeping danger of the Protein Industrial Complex

nature is telling you something when it makes shapes like that. who would open one of these? like??

every mushroom foraging guidebook: This is Woodland Pot Roast, a tasty little mushroom that adds a delightful flavour to soups and stews. Note that it is often mistaken for Satan’s Fistula, a mushroom that erases the last 9 generations of your family from God’s ledgers.

rudy giuliani has dyed

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i buy all my crystal balls from the seers catalog

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

“my fridge and oven convinced me to film mukbang videos and now i have this eating disorder”

the new atheists of the aughts were all just this:

lol you’ve got an AI girlfriend?? ur putting techbros in charge of your relationship??? ok buddy lmfao ok champ

i've been getting more folks telling me about this and it's not anything i agreed to. it's been stolen like AI steals. please vandalize it if and when you see it.

Around minute 94 of THE MUPPET MOVIE (1979), during the closing credits, we see Miss Piggy speaking briefly to Janice in the screening room, and the film finally passes the Bechdel Test.

recession imminent

Previously…

more like Richard DORKins amiright?

(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello

now that we’re finally doing some interesting food discourse, where TF can i get traditional British style fish & chips in DC? i’ve been thinking about it for weeks, actually, and this discourse is getting to be unbearable. idc what type of white fish they use. i have transportation.

@mainemorningstar.com There are two other democrats in the running. David and myself. I had to fill out paperwork with the Secretary of State’s office to become a declared write-in candidate and I’m the only person who did so. 1/2

I was radicalized when I learned that people who cannot afford food or housing do not constitute "demand" within Economics

Among other things, this Is a very good one-sentence argument for how UBI is a powerful force for economic growth

good morning. here’s your Saturday morning dudes rock post.

For the love of whatever deity might appeal most to you - STOP REPOSTING THINGS FROM THE AMERICAN RIGHT WING JUST SO YOU CAN REACT TO IT AND PREACH TO THE CHOIR ABOUT YOUR VIRTUE

The Disney animators’ strike of 1941 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney_...

imagine having the ability to not go on X/twitter or truth social and still choosing to go there take screenshots and display them on another site “look at this turd i found!”

Despair Is Not Wisdom