They’re shock troops—their job is to create chaos, sow fear, and inflict pain on communities deemed disloyal to the MAGA regime. Immigration enforcement is a fig leaf.

Near Lyndale and 24th Ave in Minneapolis tonight, feds have reportedly shot another person. Preliminary info is shaky for now, hearing two people injured. BORTAC just rolled up in an armored vehicle. A crowd is gathering outside the police tape—MPD presence as well.

This was fast, easy, and good—will probably add more chicken, next time.

This made me laugh a few times. youtu.be/VTURPQXceGk?...

This administration is incapable of not being obvious.

Wow, what luck!

Every obsessive critic of "wokeness" embodies the actual qualities that they attribute to "wokeness." In this case, the mentality that any obstacle you encounter is discrimination bsky.app/profile/park...

Jesus, Maher is such a fucking cliché; the whole “wokeism” narrative was popularized as a self-soothing technique for mediocre talents and has-beens who couldn’t understand why the cool kids didn’t like them.

Sir, in my heart, I know there are microplastics in my balls.

Again: Morality, as most understand it, loses all meaning when there are no constraints on desire, or consequences for behavior—which is why so many megabillionaires latch onto inscrutable belief systems like effective altruism and longtermism for meaning, while others pursue literal immortality.

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You can’t lecture your audience on the virtues of “listening to each other” and then refuse to listen to your audience.

This could be terrible or great; gonna wait for a casting announcement, before rioting.

Literally everyone in the Twin Cities currently “has ties to ICE monitoring efforts.”

Everyone is 12 confirmed.

ACAB includes Alpha News.

Maybe he was mad because he wasn’t getting full credit as a pedophile

I don’t think this dipshit knows what a “win-win” is.

Gradually morphing CBS News into Club Random with Tony Dickpill.

They’re gonna dig into this woman’s life, to find some way to justify this, and their media allies will be all too happy to help.

Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.

Is there any actual evidence that allowing trans people to participate in student athletics poses an increased safety risk?

That’s why you don’t put an opinion journalist in charge of your newsroom.

They’re all just out of frame, finding out about our missions.

The US military has acquired a bespoke revenge porn and child sexual assault material generator, with the help of your tax dollars.

Hmm… that sounds familiar.

ICE kidnap 17-year-old U.S. citizen working at Target then dump him bleeding and crying miles away in a Walmart parking lot… 🤬

Trump's thugs are going hog wild and tossing gas around in one of the busiest commercial districts in Minneapolis, just a mile or so from where I live. Complete insanity. (vid via Ford Fischer on X)

Making sure children are barred from using the bespoke revenge porn and child sexual assault material generator doesn’t actually prevent the bespoke revenge porn and child sexual assault material generator from generating bespoke revenge porn and child sexual assault material.

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WE ARE ENDING THE WAR ON OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS

THE MFER WHO MURDERED RENEE GOOD HAS BEEN ON THE JOB FOR TEN YEARS; TRAINING ISN’T THE ISSUE

Ian’s implying that this somehow proves pro-Palestinian activism on US college campuses was funded by the Islamic Republic of Iran, which is the kind of argument stupid people find convincing.

Wait but also that “paper beats rock” avatar is uhhhh

For people looking for easy ways to support st. paul during all this, I can personally vouch for Neighborhood House, which has been doing good, important work locally since before your grandparents were born. neighborhoodhousemn.org

Want to help people in Minneapolis right now? Here are a lot of ways to help!

Wanna feel old? Christmas was seven years ago.

"I'm not in Minnesota -- what can I do to help?" A list of ideas!

BrookylnDad_Depraved!

Wtf are you talking about, Kristin? At absolutely no point has Tim Walz wver “encouraged people to rise up.” Are you delusional?!?

Dear neighbor, HIGH ALERT‼️ If you are vulnerable to deportation please stay home today. I’m sorry to say this but it’s not safe to be outside. ICE is tearing families apart. Children of immigrants please keep your family safe. Jason Chavez 1/

Hate those automatic iMessage responses, ‘cuz I’ll probably never recover from the cognitive dissonance of my 82yo mother saying, “Very cool” to me.

“Anti-authoritarian protests are great, when they happen somewhere else.”

The gallons of ink spilled fretting over cancel culture, campus free speech crises, woke ideologies, etc. would have been far better spent addressing the epidemic of shallow, narcissistic clout-chasing engendered by social media — *that’s* what’s driving culture to the brink.

uh… folks?

ugh i guess you gotta hand it to him, on this one BUT DON’T LET HIM GET IDEAS

Shitposting is self-care.