lol let him fantasize—I’ll bet things are bleak at the Kennedy compound this year.

What does the bicycle represent?

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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

Making chicken katsu for Thanksgiving dinner, ‘cuz it’s just me and my daughter, this year, and that’s what she asked for.

Yeah, that’s how extortion works.

IS THIS REAL?!? DOES ANYBODY HAVE A STUCK JAR LID?!? youtube.com/shorts/eD8Uy...

Papa Mouse: [to a mole] You’re one of the good ones.

Happy Black Friday Eve, to all who celebrate.

These are the type of dudes who love telling you they’d do *anything* to protect their children, but “anything” never means cooking them a healthy meal, cleaning the house, washing their clothes, going to parent-teacher conferences, making sure their vaccines are up to date—you know… Mom Stuff™.

Do yourself a favor and spend the weekend watching “The Lowdown” on FX or Hulu.

One of the three must-read essays I assign every Fall. (The scariest thing is the Megaphone Guy isn’t even a guy, anymore.)

Love how the phrasing of this question assumes the only two positions on AI are “massively against [it]” and “acceptance.”

It’s also important to remember that you’re not even required to have a response.

“You lost *another* Bunny Lake?”

They *have* been acting pretty smug, lately.

Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Year's Eve. Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's. Big, rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it. Water splashing around the table makes the night so much more fun.

Can’t understand feeling so certain of my importance to an organization I claim to believe in, that I refuse to step aside even after I’ve killed somebody. Wtf goes on in some people’s heads?

Big step toward selling off our National Parks.

This is Kash Patel trying to save his job.

The Economy™ is an asshole.

It’s officially Dead Squirrels With No Visible Injuries season in Minnesota.

“By what right do I deign to judge the great and merciful Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, when to merely type his name on this website is more honor than a lowly journalist like myself should ever hope to be granted.”

Some of you are way too happy about the prospect of weather.

“As long as that conversation only involves people who agree with me.”

Mfer has a JD Vance-shaped problem.

“Many of you will lose your jobs, but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.”

Trump does this as a kind of self-soothing behavior, whenever his polling numbers go down and his lickspittles are all too busy to massage his tender balls in person.

We don’t actually need opinion writers in our newsrooms, anymore. I’m totally serious. They never should’ve been there in the first place.

All that digital ink spilled about Bari Weiss’s bold new approach to the news, and she’s literally just reinventing 2010s Fox News.

In my Grifters and Ideologues theory, Hegseth is your classic grifter. Hegseth doesn't know his job well and doesn't care to know if well. He is obsessed with how people look, which reveals a profound lack of understanding of the military and an obsession with tv.

This should be a movie.

Imagine being at that party.

If you live anywhere near Owens’s home, you are hereby obligated to leave little piles of Gauloise cigarette butts and croissant crumbs in the shrubbery.

What? That can’t be true. Are you drunk again, The Guardian?

Shut it down, wrap it up, we’re done here.

Committing “solution-shaped object” to memory.

Did this mfer invent the unsolicited dick pic?

@bozodeluxe.bsky.social if i see this at the bodega i’m gonna kill it with a hammer

It’s funny because the GOP spent weeks tryin to undermine the premise of the No Kings rally, but Trump just can’t help himself.

Love this for him.

Idk who this Glasman dude is, but he needs therapy.

He’s outsourcing bigotry—taking jobs away from American white nationalists!

Love a cozy fleece jacket on a fall day, but man do they collect dog hair.

Yeah, imagine being treated like cattle just b/c of where you’re born.

Nature is healing.