In war-ravaged Portland?!? That’s real triumph of the human spirit type shit.

We have always been at war with Build-a-Bear.

Another great day in the meritocracy!

RWers: Why do lefties have to politicize everything? Also RWers: *randomly inspecting customer-facing minimum wage employees for evidence of wokism*

Vance is truly one of the greasier turds in the shit sandwich we’re all being forced to eat.

Gonna take out a second mortgage and get a degree in rage bait cooking videos.

AI-powered date rape simulator

Yeah, man, farmers *hate* government subsidies.

Might fuck around and become an edibles guy.

YEAH WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

Yes, if you want to debate me, you have to take me out to dinner.

We have always been at war with Portland.

Fascists love merch.

🚨PIZZA COMMS🚨

Sufferers of Acute Columnist Syndrome tend to uncritically accept conservative-friendly perspectives on newsworthy topics, so that “cancel culture” becomes “a threat to free speech,” transphobia becomes “protecting women’s sports,” and protesting police brutality becomes “idolizing George Floyd.”

The Church of England has gone woke.

I wonder how Offline Americans interpret this sort of behavior, or if they even notice it.

The left needs to tone down its rhetoric.

Another great day in the Marketplace of Ideas!

Let’s hope Bari Weiss can attract this level of talent to CBS News.

Great day for the meritocracy!

MFer should’ve gotten this shit out of his system in college.

Kinda wild how heavily our constitutional republic depends upon our elected leaders behaving honorably—and how impotent our constitution actually is, when they don’t.

When you see how Charlie Kirk’s murder is viewed on the other side of the digital divide (i.e. “good, clean-cut, white Christian struck down in the flower of youth by carriers of the woke mind virus!”), it’s easy to see why the Right wants to keep Offline Americans siloed in information dead zones.

What if liberalism just doesn’t have the juice for a predominantly digital information ecosystem?

How to look weak:

🚨BREAKING: POPE DOES WEIRD THING! MAYBE SATANIC? FILM AT 11:00!🚨

ATTN SW MINNEAPOLIS: Do you recognize this dog? I just got home and found him waiting patiently at my backdoor; I thought it was one of my dogsitting customers, but I’m pretty sure he’s never been here. No tag, but very friendly and obviously trained.

Oh.

Murc’s Law

It’s useful to think of Christian Nationalism as a subculture like any other, with one important difference. THIS subculture thinks of itself as the default “normal” culture of “real Americans,” but which is also under siege by “the dominant culture.”

I’m urging leprechauns to show me where their pots o’ gold are.

Good luck with that, buddy; see you in Riyadh.

Lol hope he sees this.

Real quick just want to remind everyone that Graham Linehan is a deranged bigot

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s doddering nincompoopery like this that prevents people from taking him seriously as a threat to American democracy—like he can’t be a fascist AND a pudding-brained crackpot.

These mfers don’t seriously believe national security depends on beefcakes doing pull ups. This is all about glorifying violence—it’s inherently and *overtly* fascist.

They’re gonna make up a new prize.

The left needs to tone down its rhetoric.

“Earnest mistake” = war crimes

Whaaaaat?

88% you say?

Let’s see Zohran Mamdani wiggle his way out of this one.

Conflating CHRISTIAN IDENTITY (i.e. the esoteric Hitlerist movement founded upon explicitly antisemitic beliefs) with CHRISTIANITY (i.e. the religion) is a potentially dangerous mistake that one could avoid making (if one were so inclined) with approx. 3 minutes of research.

Such a weirdly hostile response to what Watson actually said; whatever glimmer of basic human decency Rowling once possessed has been warped into something dark and nasty by her monomaniacal TERF crusade.