It works for Scheel’s.

it’s way too late for angie craig to FINALLY admit she regrets voting for the laken riley act. being unable to recognize it as harmful at the time & only changing her mind after the terror her vote helped bring to minnesota isn’t good enough. the damage was done www.startribune.com/ice-agent-su...

“I moved to Dubai to get away from geopolitics.”

We are the grandchildren of the squirters that made it through.

Gradual unscheduled disassembly would be hilarious.

“Strategic strikes are not war” feels like the prelude to some PARADOX OF THE HEAP-style nonsense.

Lol stop pretending this is your boy’s only red flag, Ryan.

You fools! First, you manufacture the consent, *then* you do the war.

We literally started this war.

The sport peppers did me dirty.

It’s morning somewhere, right? Tehran, probably?

Wtf does this even mean?

Because a handful of billionaires managed to convince normies that wokeness posed an existential threat to Western Civilization™.

The “No More Purity Politics” crowd is not beating the allegations, I’m afraid.

Setting aside the question of whether or not a chatbot is capable of providing compentent mental health support, why the fuck would you consent to be psychoanalyzed by a corporation?

OFFS. When Iran tried to interefere in 2020, researchers caught them and called them out. Then the Benz-Weiss-Taibbi-Musk-Jordan-Trump axis labeled those researchers "censors" ... and set about defunding them and dismantling their organizations.

Many such cases!

Ffs.

Love this 1912 poster by Mihaly Biró. A version commemorating Minnesota’s response to Operation Metro Surge would go insanely hard—but I don’t have the time or skill to do it justice, so I’m just putting it out there.

Cat ice > bubble wrap

Is it too stupid to think Trump’s key advisers may actually be counting on a terrorist attack on an American target, to juice POTUS’s popularity enough for a broader mandate to accelerate the MAGA Fascist agenda?

This civilization aint worth saving.

Whole damn Republican Party’s gone blood simple.

The real story is that foreign govts try to "interfere" all the time. In 2020 and 2024 we had mechanisms to catch them, call them out, & mitigate damage. Now, those mechanims are gone & the Trump admin would prefer to exploit "foreign interference" to justify a federal take-over of elections.

Yeah, we can’t have countries taking lives with missiles and bombs, now, can we?

The few times in my life that Republicans haven’t have a vise grip on the levers of power, they forced their way in front of every news camera in the country to explain how Democrats were an existential threat to the nation, & must be removed from office ASAP. They were unavoidable—they made noise.

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“The Iranian people will welcome us as liberators!”

“Friendship Ended with PEACE. Now WAR is my best friend.”

That’s why we’re calling it OPERATION EPIC FURY.

“We remain committed to serve all of humanity!”

Me: Please invent a cigarette that’s good for you. Science:

Hope to accomplish some drinking this weekend.

You’re gonna cackle when you see who the “toddlers” are, in this analogy.

Hey, what happens when everybody starts buying the cheaper cuts of meat?

How common is it for Jewish people to refer to non-Jewish people as “goyim”? I’ve never actually encountered the word outside of fictional portrayals of Jewish culture—most frequently in antisemitic propaganda, where it’s typically said with a sneer, as Kasparian does here.

Happy Whiskey Friday to all who celebrate!

That’s my secret, CNN; I’m always expecting more deaths.

Absolutely gutted to learn this about ballerinas.

I do gotta say that if anyone had told teenage me that someday I would be prepared to personally bail out an entire high school but the woman who made The Matrix did it instead I would definitely have been like “ok somebody needs their meds adjusted” What an absolute real one. Thank you, Lilly 😭

Finally, some good news for shareholders!

Wow, can’t believe scientists are already getting for “the talk.”

Can’t tell you how long I’ve waited to see the stars of HAROLD AND THE PURPLE CRAYON, and GRAINY SURVEILLANCE VIDEO OF A MAN ASSAULTING HIS GIRLFRIEND sharing the screen!

Transphobia keeps being the most accurate predictor of an influencer’s rightward heel-turn.

Thank you, sir. Next time you speak with him, please ask him where he stands on BOFA.

Whether or not she regrets it now, the Laken Riley Act was such an obvious example of the GOP’s bad faith political gamesmanship (“Either you vote for ethnic cleansing OR admit you’re in favor of murdering white women!”) that falling for it is disqualifying, imo.

Happy to report I’ve found a jacket for Minneapolis dads, made by famous clothing brand Vnurnrn, which definitely exists in the real world. www.amazon.com/Vnurnrn-Minn...

Relatedly, here is a tiny GoFundMe for rent relief for families in a mobile home park. They’re not asking for much. Please let’s get it fully funded.