Come on Cyclones...

Ian Update: Slept like 14 of the last 22 hours. Made it out for dinner with Jeanne's dad and that expended all my available energy.

DSA members shouldn’t be allowed to smoke weed. You guys have a lot of work to do

Started feeling under the weather last night and proceeded to sleep for 12 hours.

Son just asked when the Vikings play today. Right after you go to bed, buddy. Just like Santa Claus

Come to downtown in the next 30 minutes if you want me to marshal you an ass kicking.

Two weeks from right now, I'll be drunk and staring down at a defeated stump...

As part of a relationship cultural exchange, I'm doing South Minneapolis stuff.

Democratic Socialists of America — We are at 100,000 members! 🌹 dsausa.org/join

The new Taco Bell Mini Taco Salad gets my approval and is a 2 on the Night Mayor Taco Bell Hunger Rating System.

Safety first 🪵

Time for my annual watching of The Seventh Seal.

Show Can For Ken

"Somehow, heartbreak feels good in a place like this"

You gotta watch the face of the guy next to Zohran through that full answer. He processes every word and implication of the Golden Snake with the full force of his mind.

Very cool to finally stop in and meet Jimmy at @djgloverepair.bsky.social and see the shop. He's cooking up a little something for Stump Party.

I think a coyote just jumped in front of my car next to the Riverview theatre??

I have been in year three of thinking I could become the type of guy that gets high and watches three hours of a DnD video podcast. I've yet to try it though.

feels like future Humanities Departments will need separate specializations in "2020s America," "early 2020s America," "late 2020s America," "late 2020s digital America," "the 2025-2027 American Midwest," "The Crater," "The Territories," "New Beijing Studies," etc

COLD MOON 🕯️🕯️🕯️ My dungeon synth/ambient album is out TODAY. It is a winter album. Listen to it in the cold; look at snow; ponder our place in the infinite cosmos. more streaming options will be available soon. stonecircle2.bandcamp.com/album/cold-m...

The new Exploremores girlscout cookies are changing the game. it's got a certain astronaut icecream texture.

It's hard to believe, but we've already arrived at the fourth Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil.

“It seems our university leaders cannot even say that it is wrong to murder a former student in broad daylight because some people might disagree,” geography professor Kate Derickson

On one hand, I want to make a pithy remark about how ESPN should hire more writers instead of paying 6 annoying personalities. On the other hand, this is my personal nightmare every time I send an email to more than 50 people.

Finally finished reading this and my heart is breaking for the most cornball college on Earth. Add it to the list of things worth fighting for. Worth giving your email to another periodical for a free article.

Damn, ya'll are too sweet. You're gassing me up on here. Dangerous to do that.

*sincere moment* Yes, it feels weird to post about my dumb drinking and axe wielding party during a federal occupation when neighbors are in hiding. I will trust the feedback from friends that this is a meaningful distraction and moment of community in their annual calendar and do my big dumb thing.

Early reminder about Stump Party V to soak the head of your axe or splitting maul (if you’re like me) the *night before* so the handle’s good and tight. bsky.app/profile/did:...

Stump Party Regular @derzquist.net has released a new and improved bloosky feed for Stump Party V. Like and pin to see an aggregation of all Stump Party posts. bsky.app/profile/did:...

Can I lib out for a second?

I had half of a cookie cake in my car and I've been eating about 1/8 of it on the way in to work for the past few days, and I think I'm in the last year of my life where I can do that without my body just completely shutting down on me.

I had a post on the last website that was something like "American federalism has a weird provision where we find the most racist guy in every county and make him sheriff" and my statement continues to hold.

They should put a comment box on my 1040 so I can really let off some steam this year.

You know someone is sharing the "If it sucks, hit da bricks" dasharez0ne meme in the DOJ slack.

I'm still smarting about this a day later. The layers of ideology and abstraction you must be on to believe that a protest poses an immediate threat to student safety, but the masked police who have already killed two residents are epistemologically incapable of being a 'dangerous situation.'

@derzquist.net I don't feel like the Stump Party Feed is properly updating. Can you put some eyes on it before the big day?

🪵🪓STUMP PARTY V🔥🍻 SATURDAY FEB 21ST 7PM DOORS, 9PM CEREMONY BLACK HART OF ST PAUL FUCK ICE//ICE OUT

Man... what the fuck??

"I Will Lay Down My Bones Amongst The Rocks and Roots" by Wolves in the Throne Room is my favorite song of all time, so glad to submit it for this as well.

I'm precinct 1-4 chair for the next two years, which means if you talk to me while I'm at Grumpy's, I'm going to put it on the Richard Carlbom tab 😎

You can just declare yourself Precinct Snack Chair, they can't stop you!

If I facilitated your precinct caucus you can submit your feedback and complaints below. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

Lmao I just subbed in and captained the precinct DFL caucus for the DFL that Steve Simon lives in with 0 notice lol

Ward 1, we doing Grumpy's after the caucus ends or nah?

Metro Transit has been silent on this question for too long.

The Grizzly and Jazz locker rooms are about to unleash some icebreaker activities you haven't seen since your freshman dorm.

Superbowl ads for the last 5 years have been capital displaying total cultural victory by publicly humiliating celebrities. All of your childhood heroes work for Uber Eats now. There is no mass culture unless Liberty Mutual says there is.