"Cal Raleigh" sounds like the names of the two worst trained golden retrievers you've ever met on a brewery patio.

Tomorrow night will likely be a gathering of a certain set of the most online people in the Twin Cities

I literally do not know what the word "autism" means to people on here. Is it anyone with hobbies? Eccentrics?

I am going to this, but probably won't stay until the end. Say hey.

MINNEAPOLIS! myself and two other duluth bands are coming down to haunt the heck out of you October 27th!!!

Sorry to lib out, but seeing a major network TV personality look straight into the camera and say "this is authoritarian bullshit and you should be disgusted and be part of making it stop" has me feelin a certain way.

The H.P. in H.P. Lovecraft stands for "Housing Provider"

new frontiers in attaching your gofundme to trending topics

My emails from the Ilhan team always have my first and middle name listed and I feel like I'm in trouble. No one can middle name me but my mum and my sister.

Very impressed with how many of you seem to have New Yorker subscriptions to peer into these Chotiner body bags.

Is anyone going to the Conan/Mares of Thrace show tomorrow? I'm debating.

The good news re: Oklahoma State football is that Mike Gundy might be available on cameo by the time I turn 40 in May.

Unfortunately, the employees of Acadia and The Weinery (Christian??) had already been raptured but AfroDeli was open and unbothered so we had a nice lunch.

This is on Thursday at 6pm. Tickets are still available, $25. I'm really jazzed about it, been working on my remarks and I think you'll have a fun time. Come say hey!

We are thrilled to announce the speaker lineup for THIS THURSDAY's "Saint Paul VS Minneapolis" Sibling Rivalry Fundraiser. 💥 Saint Paul has a deep bench of champions prepared to defend our honor as the true First City of Minnesota.⚔️ Check them out! Tickets available for $25

I don't have a good punchline, but it's still funny to me that I have to take the "Women Jumping on Trampolines guy" seriously as a political agent.

Do not give The Rapture your email addresses people!!!!

You ever hear the one about two economists walking in the forest and they come across a pile of shit?

I finished The Alters late last night, so now I get to start Kingdom Come: Deliverance II.

A great afternoon on the doors in the Holland neighborhood today with DFL endorsed Park Board candidates @michaelforparks.bsky.social & @engy5150.bsky.social! Come join us this week as we keep reaching out to voters: www.mobilize.us/neighborsfor...

Fun day so far, had breakfast with the fam, took my niece makeup shopping for the first time and bought her some stuff, then got home just in time to see some friends who were door knocking our neighborhood! Macaroni was a vicious guardian and got many belly rubs from @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social

Saturdays are for the Slavs.

Sibling Rivalry is in five days! Team Minneapolis: @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social, @katiejonesmpls.bsky.social, @mrotzie.bsky.social, @itsthebrandi.bsky.social, @hamatron3000.bsky.social, @jayboller.bsky.social, & @usefulnoise.bsky.social. Tickets: actionnetwork.org/ticketed_eve...

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The good news re: Oklahoma State football is that Mike Gundy might be available on cameo by the time I turn 40 in May.

<seeing a post I disagree with> chilling... this is exactly what George Orwell wrote in his classic work titled "Posts I Disagree With"

I'll be making opening arguments for Team Minneapolis at the @moreneighbors.org fundraiser. Go buy a ticket to raise some money for two orgs trying to better the urban landscapes of the Twin Cities, then come see me at @blackhartstp.com on Thursday. actionnetwork.org/ticketed_eve...

I just asked Racket to increase my subscription cost for next year. I use it as extra motivation to grind harder.

HUGE TEAM MINNEAPOLIS ANNOUNCEMENT! 📣 Saint Paul better prepare for trouble! Team N4MN is excited to announce that Jessica Armbruster, Jay Boller, and Keith Harris aka Team Racket will be repping us on the mic one week from today at Sibling Rivalry! Tickets: actionnetwork.org/ticketed_eve...

Bachelor fridge uses the algorithm to only show me ads for beer and condiments.

If you went back to 20 years ago and told me the places that it would be socially acceptable to wear crocs in 2025, I wouldn't have believed you. Were were laughing people out of the room for wearing that shit. It was up there with the Snuggie.

Algorithm served up a curious depiction of @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social

Man, I don't know. I'd like to get up on my high horse and say I called it all, but to be honest, my priors suggested that the ruling class would actually need a perceivable threat before throwing out the great many parts of liberal society that worked to their benefit.

[beleaguered sigh] i stand with jimmy kimmel, i guess

Holy shit, I am on a bill with Brandi????

Has anyone played Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 and want to get me hyped about it?

This week's been so long, it makes me wanna hit that Saw Gerrera gas when I get home.

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Normalized fascism is when I squint at this headline and try to guess whether 35,000 boots on the ground is 17,500 soldiers

Dammit, @elliottpayne.org got his mom to email on behalf of his campaign to shame me for not doorknocking and it worked and now I'm signed up for a Sunday shift 😣

broke: great man theory of history woke: trends and forces theory of history bespoke: little birthday boy theory of history

If we want to build enduring political organizations that exist beyond social media memes, I need ya'll to knock this shit off with pretending that submitting an action network form for an Indivisible protest is some high risk action.

Sad to hear of the passing of Tomas Lindberg, the vocalist for At The Gates. I'm not a big death metal guy, but Terminal Spirit Disease has 6 perfect tracks (and also some live tracks I always skip). I was lucky enough to see them live in 2015.

A high of 58 would fix me. Probably heal the nation, now that I'm thinking of it.

Jooooooe. 😍 joepera.merchtable.com/A5PQ

Not to get all weird and Marshall McLuhan-ey but this chart falls into some of my larger thinking lately about how technology not only displaces, but destroys the possibility of previous mediums working. Like, you can't ask someone out at the bar if everyone else at the bar expects to date online.

Jeanne found a version of Sour Patch Kids called "Big Kids" where the gummies are larger and softer than normal, and it has me demanding Sour Patch Kids "LARGE SON" where there is one giant gummy boy in the entire bag.

I guess a win is a win?