Is there a precedent to this? Has plague ever collaborated with pestilence?

Guy that can’t keep track of which terms are PC for liberals and which are for conservatives trying to describe his wife’s job: This birthing person is a warfighter

I'm trying to find a video for children, from the 60s or 70s, that demonstrates how the ambient sounds of a city environment can create jazz. I know this is very vague but I saw it a decade ago and I need it now.

My baby is delighted by Jurgen Prochnow, smiling every time his face is on screen. Can’t say I blame him, he’s magnetic.

I spent way too long editing in esoteric Allen Sherman, Dice Clay, Candy Candidio, etc. clips into this one. Truly a labor of love.

HOW MANY Y'ALL LIKE PODCASTS. This week we're talking about metal and comedy. Bands have been doing this for a very long time. We're talking about what works and what doesn't. Bands featured include GWAR, Green Jelly, Psychostick, Raised by Owls, and much, much more. toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

The full episode on patreon is almost two hours long so if you’re a glutton for post metal, belly up to the feeding trough

New episode in our subgenre miniseries. This week is all about post metal, which apparently me and Jordan spent many years deeply embedded in. Some of our favs featured include Pelican, Burst, Cult of Luna, Jesu, the Ocean and much more. toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

losing my mind now that everyone else finally noticed that ezra klein is stupid

I am, at least in theory, a medical professional so I tried to a DIY incision and drainage to my foot. The real doctor I saw today was not impressed with my handiwork.

RIP Tomas www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Lnz...

this is biggie and tupac for people whose rural hospital is about to close

*serenely, finally achieving zen* I have wasted my life watching the Dallas cowboys

Legit great idea. Developing niche interests, hobbies, doing shit with my hands as a kid 1000% prevented me from becoming a real piece of shit as an adult.

Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!

The secret police are a little busy destroying the lives of immigrants but I’m sure they’ll get to bluesky users for making irreverent jokes eventually.

"A Promise of Freedom" was featured on Toilet Ov Hell! Thanks @joethrashnkill.bsky.social. Check out his podcast if you haven't. They're great.

I have long maintained that Dani Filth sucks. Not because of any real reason - I just didn’t like the cut of his jib. But now I feel so very vindicated. Find out why on this very stupid edition of Toilet Radio toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

Law enforcement 101. Take down one street-level pedophile and get him to turn states on his bigger pedophile friends.

I'm so excited about next week's show. No special theme or nothin', we just make some really good, mean-spirited jokes at the expense of metal musicians.

Game ends with the Philadelphia crowd chanting “Dallas sucks” which, yes, that is true. But it’s like the pot calling the kettle a butthole.

They say groove is in the heart but it’s more likely somewhere in the camo shorts. This week we’re exploring groove metal, from its roots in the early 90s to being thoroughly consumed into other genres. It a good one. toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

Maybe the most prescient prediction of Robocop, a movie with a sadly optimistic view of our current reality, is ED-209. It’s a huge expensive piece of shit that mostly exists to murder its operator. Paul Verhoeven knew the F-35 was coming decades in advance.

In Kochi City Station there’s a statue of Berobero No Kamisama, a nude, pink, spiral-eyed figure who is the local god for drunkards.

I coached my trainee nurse through drilling into a guy’s bone, jamming epinephrine into it, and saving his life. I feel like my child just tossed a game winning 3-pointer.

I’ve watched this party squish almost every one of my hopes and dreams over my adult life except for my dream of making $8000 a month. Hit the dms.

New show: we attempt to figure out what all this “black metal” business is all about. Listen here or get the uncut and uncensored version over at patreon. toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

New show going up tomorrow that will surely not make anyone mad: black metal

I really think that we should give these people the performative cruelty they so cherish and simply publicly execute them

The weather guys absolutely love fucking around

What will the MAGA equivalent of Nike Decades be when the metaphorical comet arrives? It’s gotta be HeyDude slip-ons, right?

Trying to track down decades-old research studies and running into an old enemy

I need $160 for this Elden Ring ass patio chair and I need it RIGHT NOW

Years ago my friend did an improv bit. Can’t remember the set up but it ended in him with an exaggerated hillbilly accent saying, “COMPUTER: Why I sad?” Little did he know he was predicting the future of human engagement with technology.

Taking a break from exhaustively cataloging the sub genres of metal to get back to basics: making fun of musicians. toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

Not sure how else to explain it but I had a guy that looked a lot like this freak out and vomit blood on me from an endotracheal tube today he had ripped out but it wasn’t nearly as whimsical as Zdzisław Beksiński depicted it

A lesser known labor of Hercules was attempting to put pants on an infant

I got voluntold to head a group that attempts to fix problems in the ER but every problem is a political one with zero momentum and the solution is that the entire government must be destroyed. These meetings are not productive.

I’m playing a video game adaptation of I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream and it’s cool but it sold so poorly that we missed out on other game adaptations of literature. Where is Super Tropic of Capricorn? Where is A Rose for Emily 64? Why can’t I play All the Pretty Horses Gaiden?

This week: we examine POWER METAL. What is it? Where did it come from? What is the source of my irrational ideological bias against it? We explore! toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

I'm so sick of Keanu Reeves' mom from The Devil's Advocate

I've been playing They Might be Giants (For Kids) for the baby and idk if he's getting anything out of it but I'm delighted by the catchy breakdowns of physiology. I hope they do a full album of disease processes next.

It’s crazy to think about how many influential boomers from arts and culture have passed and then there’s Robert Christgau, still alive.

Zonked in a Proustian reverie hearing Primitive Radio Gods in the Trader Joe’s oatmeal aisle

I'm a little bit Hardcore. @joethrashnkill.bsky.social is a little bit Thrash n' Roll. On this week's show we combine forces and genres to talk about Crossover, featuring music from DRI, Cro-Mags, Send More Paramedics, Leeway, Municipal Waste, and Power Trip. #metalsky

We are continuing our genre series by examining a missing link. A cro-mag man, if you will. This one is all about what happens when thrash metal and hardcore love each other very much and want to show it. toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

So far the hardest part of having an infant is that there are a bunch of movies at the theater I wanna see but THE MAN says it’s not ok to bring a small baby into the new Ari Aster joint.

FUCK I forgot to share this episode and the companion mixtape. Both are live and fun.

Happy Anniversary to those who celebrate!

Upcoming Toilet Radio episodes: Crossover Power Metal Black Metal Groove Metal with bonus episodes focused on Grunge and Nü Metal. It’s a great time to be a genre pedant.