Not my Live Music Experience besties!

Made a joke to my zoomer coworker about being too old to get drafted and it turns out that’s not entirely true. Whoops!

This is exactly what Morrissey was talking about

illuminati humiliation ritual symbolizing an imminent and very funny public firing

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We examine super groups and superstar collaborations that never quite came together and ask, "What if?" We're talking Ozzy X Van Halen, Slayer X Suicidal Tendencies, Jerry Cantrell X Danzig, and much much more. toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

Opened up the trap door in the closet to crawl under the house and the 3-legged dog fucking sprinted across the house to do a belly flop into the murky abyss. He's fine, just really goddamn stupid.

Heard “Sleep Now in the Fire” for the first time since the Bush administration. Pretty good riff. Absurdly dookie guitar solo. Historically ass.

Nice southern white lady named Jannah and her not-so-nice sister Jahannam

Markwayne is actually a nom de plume. His real name is Samclemens

Small potatoes in the grand scheme of things but I just saw a tapeworm in my dog's poop and so maybe a cleansing fire wouldn't be such a bad thing

Another day of running mass casualty drills. Feels ominous that people are now willingly showing up for these. Don’t like that one bit.

New show: We talk about William Shatner's (probably) last act on earth being a terrible metal album and we interview Chuck Billy of Testament about his childhood dream of becoming an architect. It's a good one! toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

Like 30 years after The Wanderer and Runaround Sue, Dion put out this raw as hell track about being a cool kid that becomes a fucked up coke addict loser adult (feat. Lou Reed). Goes hard. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5jy...

I just read that Poland is looking to develop a nuclear weapon. It’s time to take a hard look at nuclear proliferation as a disastrous consequence of advances in screen door technology.

"We're gonna launch the world's most unpopular war at an all-time nadir of distrust in the government. It will mostly kill a lot of civilians, accomplish zero geopolitical goals and primarily destabilize the United States to a breaking point." "Nice. What do you call your act?" "Epic Fury"

This letter was published 30 years ago.

Great opportunity to have your music heard by seventeen people in the Florida panhandle

I bought a huge box of guitar mags from 1994-2001, partly for the podcast and partly for nostalgia. This was such a good idea. I can’t wait to read about the up and coming Orgy phenomenon.

This week's show is mostly about funny ER stories, guys getting kicked out of bands, Phil Fasciana's struggles with buying a Chinese guitar, and a plea for someone, anyone, to make the Gin Blossoms biopic. toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

I've been told a lot of men fantasize about stopping an active shooter or dying in a heroic act. I often fantasize about quitting my job to make upwards of fifteen dollars a year in a scummy punk band for old dirtbags. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxQu...

Another mass casualty incident drill, another dipshit bringing up The Pitt. No, motherfucker, you will not be draining your own blood and putting it in anyone.

Since quitting twitter I’ve mostly stopped writing down dumb thoughts and phrases that infect my brain. Gonna change that. Jenny was a gigolo

Well, that's one way to address us.

Our interview with A Wilhelm Scream is now on Youtube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdAk...

It's pretty rare that you get to interview one of your top 10 dead-or-alive bands. This week I got to do just that. Tune in for a conversation with A Wilhelm Scream about Myspace, Trevor Strnad, touring Des Moines four times a year, and much more. toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

Stan Chera in Samsara

I was reading a blog post about teaching your child with montessori methods and getting really into it and then the whole damn thing careens into "don't let your child go to school, especially public school, give them AI and encourage them to drop out and do a start up." I'd rather he become a DJ.

🎵OooOOOoooOOOoOOOoOOh i got beef like arbys🎵 toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

This is terrible, sure, but as a trauma nurse I’ll never be out of a job. www.dallasnews.com/business/202...

Just posted a new episode and a new mixtape to the Toilet ov Hell patreon. Listen to us talk about power metal for an hour and invent a new genre I've decided to call POWER CRUST and hear an hour of heavy metal songs about being grievously injured by electricity. www.patreon.com/c/toiletovhell

IIRC Nellie Bowles’ grandfather was the irl Noah Cross from Chinatown so it’s kinda neat to see evil inherited not just from generation to generation but through lesbian marriage as well.

Patiently waiting for someone to tell me if one of Our Guys appears in the Epstein logs. Surely a R. Radke or Ash A. is somewhere in there.

ryan adams but thankfully he gave up on doing anything worthwhile years ago.

You Suffer, Here's Why

Can't believe I've never used this title/image for a show before. toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

lotta shit going on but the new a wilhelm scream album goes dummy fucking hard. having fun listening to music? can you imagine?!?!?!

I’ve seen more completely self-inflicted and life-ruining accidents in the last 24 hours than ever? Texans do not understand frozen precipitation nor do they understand basic self-preservation

This week’s show is downright hateful. We talk about various scumbags and scalliwags from black metal to country music. Maybe don’t put this on one with the kids in the car. toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

Five years ago I spent a week without running water or electricity in single digit temps, so all of the winter storm alerts going to my phone right now have got my fight or flight center going fucking ape shit

I’ve watched a lotta dogshit football games over the last almost 40 years but I think if Houston has subbed in prime era Nathan Peterman or Quincy Carter at halftime they woulda had a real shot.

What the fuck IS this? Motionless in White Hood?

I used to be a wild punk youth that posted a lot of inflammatory shit but now I'm a middle aged father and it's time to tone it down a notch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBJt...

idk how many awful 2000s hardcore bands have used "rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6" but i think i finally found the very first song to use it www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Uk...

You should start a blog to defeat AI garbage

disqualified from the rap battle for calling my opponent a "jumped up pantry boy"

A little late here because my life is a mess. THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: Phil Labonte ups his libertarian bonafides by supporting indiscriminate murder by the secret police. Vinnie Vincent has the confidence of a GOD. Plus old hardcore guys beefing and much more! toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

the libs euthanized dogbert :(

How were we to predict that giving a bunch of shit-eating hogs fifty stacks, a gun, and a license to kill would go sideways

New 'sode. Lotta things happening here but the highlight is definitely the novel-sized PR email we got detailing every petty grievance ALCATRAZZ has with former band members. It's like Karl Ove Knausgård was a washed up 80s metal guy. toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...