Someone in the neighborhood decided that a brick would be better suited inside my car rather than outside right before torrential rain came through. I believe in non-violence most of the time.

I know The Boys Are Back in Town has been a short-hand reference for rockin’ for many years but it’s time we replace it with Cowboy Song.

The trumpet on "My Boyfriend's Back" by the Angels is played by Ronnie James Dio

On this week's show we're going through a bunch of old guitar magazines from the 90's and reading fascinating quotes from people like Zakk Wylde, Yngwie, Wayne Static, Ted Nugent, Dimebag Darrell, Tom Morello, Dave Mustaine, and much, much more. It's a good one.

I have to get a chickenpox vaccine for NP clinicals and "got chickenpox like 20 years before the vaccine existed and now have shingles" isn't a valid excuse.

Want to hear the advice that a bunch of metal dudes gave aspiring guitarists 25 years ago? You might not think you want that, but you do actually. toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

Connecticut is a really beautiful place and I didn’t want to fight a single person I met. Five stars.

It only took ten years but me and @365daysofhorror.bsky.social finally met up

Don’t have much time to do anything enjoyable anymore but I DID just finish this and it’s the best thing I’ve seen all year. I’ve always fantasized about big money bowling but outside of hustling some cash from drunks I don’t have the Sickness these dudes possess. Fantastic short series.

Here’s the thing: if you want your terrible band to blow up you better slap the word “sleep” somewhere on that mf toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

I think the thing about The Pitt discourse is that everyone is clearly watching a different television program because every line of dialog is butt.

That’s not very Fenriz Friday of you

Sluggo, the firebrand priest, has taken a hold of the printing press and taken to releasing heretical treatises. We must summon him to the Diet of Woims.

Everything I know about this guy is completely against my will but this is the first thing that has grabbed my interest. I would like to try a sip of the death cocktail.

New show. We get an unsolicited email from a bitcoin-themed metal band looking for coverage, we gawk at the continued fallout from Brady Ebert's attempted vehicular manslaughter, and hear Deep Thoughts from the Tool guy toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

I made a veggie curry that was such a fucking pain in the ass and took forever but it's delicious so now I have to keep it in the rotation

THE ONLY DIPLO I CARE ABOUT IS WHEN MY SKOAL IS RUNNIN DRY #chawtalk #dippinthoughts #just4laffs

Like we don’t have enough suburban ex-scene dudes in F-350s pretending to be ranch hands. Now they’re fucking pouring in from GODDAMN merry old England

In many ways, you could say Afrika Bambaataa was the Gary Glitter of electro

It's cool when a band grinds it out for years just to have one song that justifies the whole slog. Lesser minds would call them a one-hit wonder instead of a group that managed to briefly capture the ineffable. I am currently listening to In A Big Country by Big Country.

Sophie B Hawkins… but who’s Sophie B Buyin?

NEW SHOW. Lotta things happened and we talked about them, including the biggest crime corollary of the week: Brady Ebert and Pooh Sheisty toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

Military recruiters are blowing up my school email address. These mfs are getting desperate

I found the one thing that could make me want to make music again: A concept that is so violently antagonistic to any potential audience that it must be explored.

This object, inserted into a middle aged man's rectum at 0830 Easter morning, required surgery to remove? *final Jeopardy theme* Joe, you answered: "What is giant motherfucking sweet potato" And that is, of course, correct Oh and you wagered $1, not quite enough to beat Ben. Tough luck.

Fool: The guy from Portal wears a giant clock on his head to capture the bizarre horror at the heart of the project Genius: actually, it’s cover up a face like a fuckin Easter Island head

In many ways, Donald Trump is the Seth Putnam of our era

I feel like he was just coming into his own as one of Our Guys. Alas, some men are like the phoenix, they burn bright far too fast.

They're building an AI data center in the same shitty little texas town they abandoned the supercollider. Exciting times for fans of rotting megastructures.

SELF PROMOTION THREAD: This week a listener asked us to go through the 2026 Roadburn fest lineup and tell you all what's what. So we did just that. toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

I was playing my inoffensive bangers playlist at the charge desk when an 18-year old paramedic student just goes, "HELL YEAH, TUMBLING DICE, ROLLING STONES". Made me wonder, legit, did he get turned on to this by his great-grandparents?

For at least 20 years I’ve been getting Spiral Stairs and Crooked Fingers and Sticky Fingaz jumbled up in my head.

I maintain that the great myth of this age of politics is that how you feel has a political and ethical weight. There is no difference in impact between a doomscroller who loses sleep over the horrors and the blithest know-nothing, unless it spurs one to action over the other.

Unreleased Lola verse about enjoying hydroponic marijuana

I assume taking Kublai Khan Tx on tour with him is an enlightened bit of political debate. You can hear both pro and anti MAGA voices at one show.

You (a fool): Dang, I must have got a little stomach bug from eating a gas station hot dog Me (educated in pathophysiology, hypochondriac): It's probably the e. coli that releases shiga toxin. Your kidneys will fail by nightfall

I've been ending every discussion with my wife about disastrous global events with, "and that's why I should be allowed to smoke cigarettes again". It's not enough. The contradictions must be sharpened.

Threw out my back lifting a 23-pound baby. This husk is withered, just put me in the dirt already.

When things seem dire I always want to lighten the mood. In the spirit of better vibes, this week I unlocked a Patreon-exclusive episode so you can experience James Hetfield's anti-pornography documentary. toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

RIPPER ALERT apregnantlight.bandcamp.com/album/new-ja...

Just worked five 12-hr+ shifts in a row and I would like to share a highlight: Had a guy almost got final destination’ed. Metal pole through his windshield and torso. He survived and he’s gonna be ok. Asked me to take a selfie with him and his torso pole. You cannot deny a man that request.

Not my Live Music Experience besties!

Made a joke to my zoomer coworker about being too old to get drafted and it turns out that’s not entirely true. Whoops!

This is exactly what Morrissey was talking about

illuminati humiliation ritual symbolizing an imminent and very funny public firing

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We examine super groups and superstar collaborations that never quite came together and ask, "What if?" We're talking Ozzy X Van Halen, Slayer X Suicidal Tendencies, Jerry Cantrell X Danzig, and much much more. toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

Opened up the trap door in the closet to crawl under the house and the 3-legged dog fucking sprinted across the house to do a belly flop into the murky abyss. He's fine, just really goddamn stupid.

Heard “Sleep Now in the Fire” for the first time since the Bush administration. Pretty good riff. Absurdly dookie guitar solo. Historically ass.

Nice southern white lady named Jannah and her not-so-nice sister Jahannam