How were we to predict that giving a bunch of shit-eating hogs fifty stacks, a gun, and a license to kill would go sideways

New 'sode. Lotta things happening here but the highlight is definitely the novel-sized PR email we got detailing every petty grievance ALCATRAZZ has with former band members. It's like Karl Ove Knausgård was a washed up 80s metal guy. toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

kinda want to start a burner account to share real fucked up ER stories. i am overstimulated by horror.

It's the fifth anniversary of January fifth so let's remember some guys: Michale Graves Jon Schaffer Ariel Pink John Maus King 810 guy Choo Choo the herky jerky dancer Your drunk uncle

Work late, get up early, do the tasks, put the baby down for a nap, make coffee, look at phone and it’s all blood outside. No justice, no recourse, no hope. Take out the trash, do the dishes,

if a childless maga guy tries to inspect your kid's day care i'm pretty sure you're legally allowed to stand your ground with a tire iron

Episode 600 is now live on patreon. We cover a lotta stuff, including Tom Morello’s signature “Arm the homeless” Fender guitar which can be yours for $1700. Christ.

Resolutions can often be discouraging or self-defeating but I think it's important to create a few hopes for a new year. For example, next year I hope the United States government isn't run by, and for, billionaire pedophiles.

It takes over a year to put this list together and it's always a lot of fun seeing the things people put on their album art. Enjoy?

Jordan wrote an excellent companion piece to this podcast but if you want the cliffs notes to a bad year it’s: one “band” formed and a million guys died.

Really cool to see my band featured on my favorite podcast! Shoutout @toiletovhell.bsky.social for upholding the metal blogosphere and for having the best metal podcast on the internet. Here's to another year of our "guys."

I had to charge yesterday (the Monday after Christmas - hell) and we hit high scores on patient volume. 100+ sick ppl that needed rooms and treatment. In the meantime I get a panicked phone call from mgmt that some local business guy was pissed bc we were giving "homeless people" rooms before him.

Just saw a godawful black metal band throw up an RIP for Brigitte Bardot which is a fitting if ignominious obituary

you shouldn’t be allowed to put this kind of thing on the timeline without a content warning for anyone who broke up between 2005-2008

My wife got me and the baby (so really, just me) an analog synthesizer that encourages you to harness the electricity of bananas

Not working this Christmas but I DID remove a cockroach from a guys ear on Christmas Eve so overall pretty good holiday.

here are the things i liked in fiscal year 2025:

Telling my child that every New Order song is actually about Christmas so I don’t have to keep hearing Bing fucking Crosby

On the interstate driving through some little ass town in the middle of Texas. There’s a “No healthcare for peasants but a ballroom for the king” billboard posted next to the usual anti abortion and god bless trump ads. The small town libs are wilin’

I've got All My Women by Falling in Reverse (feat. HARDY) stuck in my head thanks to doing this show. Give us money for my sacrifices.

This is the ToH episode I look forward to every year because it’s funny listening to people dip their toes into the waters I swam in every day for years when I was at YouTube Music.

An actual siqqq band in the middle of a day spent with terrible music

🎶🎶 It's the most wonderful time of the year 🎶🎶

Every time someone accuses a band like Undeath of selling out, you need to point them to this show. This is where metal is actually at in pop culture (and it SUCKS ASS)

Always a painful good listen.

This is the one show a year we work really hard to put together. Fittingly, it's in service of making you listen to really terrible music. Stop arguing over whether or not some bandcamp black metal band is overrated. Here is what people actually listen to. toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

terrible tidings

The baby had a blowout so bad I had to cut his onesie off with trauma shears.

Pretty big day. Took the baby to the aquarium. He saw a manatee and then threw up.

This week me and Jordan talk about the jams that jammed us most in the year of our lord 2025: toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

Guy in my fantasy football league has been using AI to run his team. It’s going well!

I’ve watched hundreds of cowboys games over the last few decades and felt every shade of disappointment they can offer but tonight’s game… surely this one will be different.

Been a little busy but dumb metal shit never stops. THIS WEEK: We explore the latest from labor-rights violation machine, DOGMA. We talk about Dani Filth LLC getting sued by former members for VERY GOOD REASONS and we talk about that guy getting dumped on the road toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

Gonna upload the bonus podcast just as soon as the baby is done rubbing his fingers all over my mustache

Pretty stoked on this new Worm album

I think it’s kinda tight the government doesn’t consider nursing a profession. Surely it means I won’t have any liability if I fuck up real bad, right?

There’s a red telephone at work. When it rings it alerts the whole department to let you know something awful is coming (shootings, industrial accidents, etc). The spam call machine found the number and they’ve been calling it RELENTLESSLY. It’d be so tight to have a representative democracy

Nancy Pelosi’s dingbat daughter did this years ago with a stone cold classic “some of our faves may be implicated”. Don’t need some practice squad nobody running cover for the sex traffickers but worse.

30 Rock-ass Reality

NEW SHOW: Big topics for the week include washed-up musicians cozying up to Saudi and Russian govts, homeopathic scams, and obscene working conditions for session players. FOLKS... it's a good one. toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

This has to be the greatest day of Martin Scorsese’s life

We’re all pretty helpless to stop the US military from murdering a lot of innocent people in yet another pointless war but if we all agree to refer to Operation Southern Spear as “The Pedophile’s Gambit” maybe it’ll end sooner.

Oh wow looks like the best album of the year, for the 30th year in a row is So So Def Bass All-Stars Volume 1.

In 1999, a woman named Jessica Gonzales sought and obtained an order of protection against her physically abusive husband ("AH"), who had repeatedly threatened to kill her and their three children. The order included language specifically limiting when and where AH was allowed to see the children.

New episode. No music history, no interviews, no positive talk. You get one hour of shit talk about brands, nostalgia cash grabs, and Tim Lambesis. Enjoy. toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

A preview of tomorrow's podcast episode.

Really hate quirky millennial phrases about work and labor but I did become important at work and it is legitimately ruining my life

A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see