James Dolan? The acclaimed authentic way-down-in-the-delta bluesman?

Subway (1986) is on Tubi rn and it’s incredible. I had only ever seen Christopher Lambert as a wooden charisma suck before this. He’s got rizz out the ass here! Real shame about Luc Besson‘s whole thing (pedophilia)

I work with a bunch of paramedics that abuse the hell out of exogenous testosterone and they all seem incredulous when I tell them that shit is what is making you go bald at 27 years old.

New show this morning. We're talking about a modern olde-timey music feud between Charley Crockett and Twin Temple, Alex Terrible doing a terrible Cranberries cover, and the estate of Chuck Schuldiner tormenting Chuck forever inside the metaverse. toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

"Can you prove you won't have fun?" "I have a small baby and an advanced pharmacology exam" "That'll be $7.99"

I like to ask students what we would do if a patient presents with an aortic dissection. They always come up with thoughtful ideas but the answer is always, "hope you had the foresight to place a body bag underneath them"

For the first time ever, my rural Texas family watched a soccer game together. Four generations in one household, gathered around, watching the beautiful game. Everyone agreed it sucked and we can't wait for the NFL season.

I talk a lot of shit about bands so as a goodwill gesture I'd like to say that Ex-Easter Island Head is a really, really good band name.

Everyday some DNC jagoff from a state I've never been to texts me to ask for money. It's not enough to mark it as spam. I need a wicker man.

NEW SODE. Talkin' bout: Metal Blade = desperate, Nergal = extra bald, Uncle Acid + Gorillaz = beef, Kid Rock = shit. If you like tirades, long-winded rants, and oblique references to shit that happened decades before our producer was born, this is the episode for you toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

What the fuck was his deal here

Had a child with his face completely blown apart by fireworks and for fucking what. Wife texts me a photo of a bullet casing on our front porch in the meantime. The fourth or July is such a dog shit holiday.

Good ass garage sale baby blocks

The reviews are in, and people are loving the new bonus episodes.

The show is a little late today and I'm so excited because I can finally, legitimately, blame the intern! We're talking about FIFA madness, Hellfest (US) desperately seeking a venue days before the festival starts, and visiting the dead mall that is MetalSucks! toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

New show, playboy. We're talking about Danzig's new movie, Ozzy's weiner kid being really into MMA, Phil Labonte's barren landscape of an inner life, new Sleep*, and cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

Couldn’t figure out why my desktop shit the bed but it turns out it’s fourteen years old which I guess is a valid reason.

The State Fair of Texas is the biggest state fair (suck it, Minnesota) but the artist lineup every year is DIRE. Not sure if Mini Kiss, the red hot chili pipers, or bowling for soup is the worst entry this year.

It's Wednesday. Let's remember some bands. Cellador. Pg. 99. Young and in the Way. Kylesa. Burnt By the Sun. And a bunch more. toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

@admin I just want to send pics in DMs. That's the only feature I want. Please let me be cruel with my friends on not on main.

I remember seeing this poster at the rental store as a kid but I watched it for the first time last night. Goes dummy hard. Two hours of paranoia and fake outs. They're not allowed to make movies like this anymore.

NEW SHOW. The Toilet sits down with acclaimed composer Bear McCreary to talk about scoring every popular movie, TV show, and video game over the last 15 years and the economic suicide of hiring a ton of famous metal guys to record a metal album with you. toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

Wife put on Gone in 60 Seconds and failed to warn me that Angelina Jolie plays a Matrix Twin

NEW SHOW. We answer a listener question about gore in metal from the perspective of trauma healthcare, listen to some real jingoistic country music from Aaron Lewis, discuss the horror of AI Ozzy, and await the debut album from grassroots underground kings PRESIDENT toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

New stuff just published to the Toilet ov Hell Patreon. We've got a new edition of FANTASY LABELBALL featuring Century Media! Hear us threaten the entire roster with violence. We've also got a brand new Summer mixtape that, to be quite honest, goes hard as hell. www.patreon.com/posts/159582...

I think if you’re 60 years old you cannot keep calling yourself “Young MC”. “Middle Aged MC” is even a stretch, what with life expectancy going down and such.

I’ve had a real bad run lately. Just piles of dead bodies I couldn’t fix. Said out loud in a trauma room, “You ever seen Bringing Out the Dead?” and a paramedic next to me said, “I’ve been living it for the past fourteen years”

Ambulance bringing me a trauma patient got into a car wreck with another ambulance en route. Benny Hill ass emergency services

BIG BUTT ROCK is trying to silence me, once again

New show feat. the homogenization of Furnace Fest, "blue dot fever", Aaron Lewis vs. China, and a few horrifying ER stories. Enjoy! toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

Watched 52 Pick-Up (1986) last night. Extremely grimy movie, made all the worse that the villain has the most Bam Margera-esque Pennsylvania scumbag accent you’ve ever heard.

Secret Cinephile Refuses to Come Out of Criterion Closet

Lotta people walked up to my clearly labeled snake and asked “is that a snake?”

We’re trapped in the belly of this horrible machine and the machine has a big butt and its butt smells and it likes to kiss its own butt

I went to 7/11 at 4:30 in the morning to get an energy drink before work and the clerk was voice chatting with an AI program about his divorce. Things are going poorly everywhere.

I’m not mad at all. I think it’s funny to run out of stain and break my harbor freight sprayer at the same time, actually.

I know a lot of people are sick and tired of the PRISTINE audio quality of each Toilet Radio episode so we hired a kid to start chopping up our episodes. He's nice and it's his first day. Enjoy! toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

The thing about this week's show is that it is good and you should listen to it toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

Someone in the neighborhood decided that a brick would be better suited inside my car rather than outside right before torrential rain came through. I believe in non-violence most of the time.

I know The Boys Are Back in Town has been a short-hand reference for rockin’ for many years but it’s time we replace it with Cowboy Song.

The trumpet on "My Boyfriend's Back" by the Angels is played by Ronnie James Dio

On this week's show we're going through a bunch of old guitar magazines from the 90's and reading fascinating quotes from people like Zakk Wylde, Yngwie, Wayne Static, Ted Nugent, Dimebag Darrell, Tom Morello, Dave Mustaine, and much, much more. It's a good one.

I have to get a chickenpox vaccine for NP clinicals and "got chickenpox like 20 years before the vaccine existed and now have shingles" isn't a valid excuse.

Want to hear the advice that a bunch of metal dudes gave aspiring guitarists 25 years ago? You might not think you want that, but you do actually. toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

Connecticut is a really beautiful place and I didn’t want to fight a single person I met. Five stars.

It only took ten years but me and @365daysofhorror.bsky.social finally met up

Don’t have much time to do anything enjoyable anymore but I DID just finish this and it’s the best thing I’ve seen all year. I’ve always fantasized about big money bowling but outside of hustling some cash from drunks I don’t have the Sickness these dudes possess. Fantastic short series.

Here’s the thing: if you want your terrible band to blow up you better slap the word “sleep” somewhere on that mf toiletovhell.com/toilet-radio...

I think the thing about The Pitt discourse is that everyone is clearly watching a different television program because every line of dialog is butt.

That’s not very Fenriz Friday of you