Butter is what happens when a miracle is a food

This article needs to say "T.I., 45," and "50 Cent, 50."

Me, if a judge said this to me:

Something that pisses me off is when my train is replaced by a bus.

I’m built different (derogatory).

Last night as public comment ended, and before the City Council meeting began, some young radicals began shouting at us Council Members about how the blood of the men HPD killed is on our hands. I was coming down from the dais because I wanted to go speak with the family of one of the victims...

Those joints that you put on your car bumper to protect it from bumps? Those are stupid.

Great gift for your friend from Mesopotamia.

I feel like the biggest takeaway from Ruby Ridge - which this article doesn't even mention - is the Ninth Circuit saying that federal agents can't invoke the Supremacy Clause to avoid state law prosecution if they use excessive force. Idaho v. Horiuchi, 253 F.3d 359 (9th Cir. 2001).

Struck by this quote from Tuscon’s local prosecutor on why she joined a nationwide group discussing how to prosecute federal agents boltsmag.org/how-state-an...

I really want to help crafters sew their own baby foxes out of lacy netting fabric. That's why I've created the Tulle Kit Toolkit™.

A young woman had the fortitude to come before Hartford City Council to talk about the impact her father's death had on her and her family - he was shot by police while she watched - and it kills me to know that my Council colleagues and the Mayor won't even try to make transformative change.

The fact that legislators fail to ask me tough questions after I've waited all day to testify, when I'm so ready to go toe-to-toe with ANYONE... disrespectful.

As Hartford grapples with two police killings of residents in mental health distress in the span of just over a week, this piece about the (lack of) effectiveness of de-escalation tarining for the NYPD is informative. But there's something more that this article is just scratching the surface of...

"Don't be so careful in time of death" is the motto I live by right now.

Mental health crisis training for police doesn't work. We need a civilian alternative. www.thecity.nyc/2026/03/09/c...

“We’re Americans” ✨🇺🇸

I feel sadness every time I see a hat that I can't wear but that goes hard, and that is the situation with the Dominican WBC hats.

I wonder how people with a bumper sticker that says "Gas, grass, or ass; nobody rides for free" are going to cope with rising fuel prices.

A drawing about tonight's mood. Mailén added the red, which, frankly, made all the difference.

A thing I've idly wondered is whether foreign governments have developed or are developing top-secret Trump removal plans.

These puppets look like they're about to drop the hottest mixtape of 2026.

... 2 Furious

Gonna start pronouncing chatbot the French way - "sha-boh" - to make it suitably fancy.

Last night at 1:20 am, the dog started barking like crazy, which sometimes means that someone is on the porch. I got up and looked through the little window at the top of the front door and indeed, there was a young man, probably a teenager, in a coat and a ski mask standing on the other side...

John Cage died in 1992, but he's been on Til Tok all along.

When I look wistfully out the window and say, "We needed this rain," it's not because of a drought or the soil or whatever. I dropped a gallon jug of juice on the driveway when I was unloading groceries on Tuesday, it split open, and I couldn't clean it up because the hose is under two feet of snow.

Yesterday, while I was driving from Bridgeport to Middletown, I briefly caught a glimpse of a deer walking on a frozen lake. That is all.

Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs

So am I understanding this right? "Bridgerton" is just "Into The Badlands" without the martial arts?

You file using Turbotax. I file using turbot axe. We are not the same.

I need everyone to address him as "Marquan," and then say, when corrected, "I'm sorry. I just have trouble with ethnic names."

Maybe spend that money on fixing the thing that actually made people quit you?

Pumped up my bike tires this morning, then went inside to have another cup of coffee. Came back and the front tube had blown. There is no hope and no justice. I may be entitled to compensation.

The thing I keep thinking about is that our policing model is really a government-response-to-everything model, and if we actually understood it that way, we would build it and deploy it in a totally different way.

Policing has entered the chat.

It just occurred to me that "a knuckle MRI" sounds like what a drunk would threaten to give to an X-ray tech who he thought was looking at him funny at a bar.

Man I hope my finger isn't broken. I don't have time to be going to a bunch of doctors.

My great-great-grandparents invented the teddy bear. They named it after Teddy Roosevelt, whose great-great-great-grandson was in grade school with me.

A reality show about guys who are really into finding rare or vintage crayons and love drawing with crayons but are terrible at it.

Guys, when I fell on the ice yesterday, I landed on my left middle finger and now it's kinda fucked up compared to the right middle finger.

It’s actually FEWER Misérables

People can say it’s utopian or dreamy but it’s a fact that you have to believe new things are possible, fundamentally, in order to make them real. You have to make the choice to believe that more than this is possible & not be resigned to this being the way things have to be because it’s not at all.

I think this is one of my more inspired covers. I mean. Who else is playing Hendrix on the concertina in the style of "La Chona"? NO ONE ELSE.

This is making me think about the way we constrain our political imagination based on what we've known, without really asking why. Like, we accept that closed borders and immigration strictures are fundamental to nationhood. But are they? That's not how things work in Europe, or...

I think most Americans assume that there IS a legal path to citizenship that a lot of undocumented people simply don’t want to go through, and I think now people are discovering that there isn’t! And they think there should be.

Hegseth: "Warfighters ... warfighters ... warfighters!" Trekkies:

"Maximum authorities granted by POTUS and [the Secretary of Defense]" is a remarkably lawyerly construction amid Hegseth's usual bluster. It is a way of not lying while saying "they have no legal authority."