cannot recommend this movie enough not in the main theme of the Fast and Furious movies but it is canon and it is great

catching up on Bake Off and that first technical is *diabolical*

if Tylenol use in pregnancy caused autism you'd find baseball pitching scouts in every obstetrics office wearing stolen white coats and handing those pills out by the thousands

me: serving on a jury is an important civic responsibility and while our justice system is a mess in many ways the right to be tried by jury of your peers is crucial me getting told I don't have to report: oh thank God

I’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral

Someone should invent weekend 2

Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch

A guy on tik tok onside kicks into random things

think I've caught a cold and I'm ready to crack open my own skull

all of these people are fucking monsters, above all, that's their fundamentals but they are also such incredible heretics oh, you love Jesus? name one Jesus no literally just the one it's important that you know there's just the one

did they have to pay money for this like serious question

BEN RICE THO YEAH BUDDY ARROOOOOOOZ

hey there greater Philadelphia metro area you should get a drink of water and unclench your jaw

tormenting myself waiting for depressed driver interviews like having to listen to the bit of the song that hurts you the most extra hard

Charlie Kirk Sept 27 2024: "Just so we're clear, the Haitians that are in Huntsville that are raping your women and hunting you down at night - it's only gonna get worse - unless Donald Trump wins There will be hundreds of thousands of Haitians brought into Alabama and they will become your masters"

thought Carlos was gonna just run straight through the barrier, absolute joy good for him good for Williams

big nap followed by little nap maybe

gonna take a lil nap between F1 and soccer just to recover bad sports

the emoji come on

@notdred.bsky.social hey are we having Ferrari hope? this weekend or 2026? am I stupid?

Renting physical media is better than paying for a trillion streaming services that don’t even have the movie you want to watch available

good morning Baku qualifying you are a very silly race!!! stay safe kids!!!

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

from car dependence to employer-based health insurance to impossibly high rents, our entire society is just a series of scams designed for the singular purpose of trapping you in abusive, parasitic cycles of dependence and degradation. and if you try to change it, you're spat on for being selfish.

Cartel: you want Chroma? we will give you the most Chroma visuals you've ever seen in your life

Yankees score a goddamn run against the Orioles challenge!!!!

just zoo things

now I know I don't have a work voicemail at 7:45, I know I don't

probably my whitest personality trait is how much I love "Mr. Brightside" so seeing all those Bills fans singing is really fun

that's my pope

it's called bitcoin because it's joke money

Do you consider yourself radical? a. Yes. At least as radical as Ezra Klein. b. Maybe I am. Lol. But maybe I’m not.

pitch to Aaron Judge you cowards

calling the veteran Orioles "maturing birds" Fox wyd

is that Kirk tribute gonna have anything about the stuff he said, or

I would like to occasionally come back from taking a second away from the news and not sigh like a 100-year-old ogre who has just been forced to leave her hut against her will yet again, but it seems it is not to be.

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

let me lie down for like 90 minutes so I can process this post, Christ

Brain dead

my tinnitus apparently took steroids this morning or something oh my God shut up

Of fucking COURSE

#AzerbaijanGP 🇦🇿 - Lewis is in the garage! 🥰🥰 #scuderiaferrari #lewishamilton 🇬🇧 #formula1 #f12025 VIA: [ScuderiaFerrari]

this outfit is cracking me up

this moment is so deeply fucking infuriating to live through

genuinely crazy that this is happening on behalf of charlie kirk of all people

I just really quite like Trent Grisham a lot

I love this movie, I saw it in a theater that was me and two women like 5 rows away who were also having a great time, I've watched it like 20 times since then, it's perfect

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

I've got some extra copies of There Is No Place for Us, and I'd love to give away 5 signed books. Just repost, like, or comment to signal your interest. I'll pick names at random on Friday. Totally optional: feel free to share how the struggle for stable housing shows up in your life or community.

Sorry I was late to your wedding, my flight was canceled because my pilot posted a Charlie Kirk quote verbatim in the comments of an Instagram Reel.