@wellactuary.bsky.social this is the funniest game I can remember in a while

I sincerely cannot stop cackling at this madness, no one knows how much stoppage time there is and now Brazil has a player sent off for a lil push on Sonnett who goes down like a pile of bricks 😂😂😂😂 I am deceased #USWNT

like is there a redder card than red fucking insane

Emily Sonnett is what you get if a ray of sunshine could also fight

i believe the american experiment is fundamentally good and worth preserving

sorry to the Guardians for how hard I laughed at the result of that safety squeeze just the worst possible placement for that bunt, no-effort tag "hey let's all meet over there"

I'm thinking about emailing the coworkers in my specific office warning them how annoying I'm gonna be about soccer not in a "I am so smart and know all the facts" way just in a "GOOOOOOAAAALLLL" way

Rhys Hoskins are you okay like that was near your head for sure but you collapsed like a puppet with his strings cut

AMERICA’S MEATHEART!!!!

Bliss

emotional about baseball for 48 hours until the next Knicks game then there will be a short diversion for basketball and then back to baseball love sports love 2 be calm

you know how reading a transcript of your own hearing is the worst thing you can think of what if this was you

fuck off

The first grand jury proceeding in the Broadview Six case began with a *textbook example* of forbidden prosecutorial vouching. Misconduct from the start. Just incredible stuff.

Italy national soccer team set to hire Mancini as head coach? sure, because there's like 8 guys in Italy and they all keep getting hired, fired, and rehired somewhere else

Continuing Lunch Education

I am LISTENING I am LUNCHING I am LEARNING

When two AIs argue against each other, the legal system loses.

Me, in prison: *taps out a shitpost on my cell door Tapping from the next cell: *actually...

hey probably dumb question but is it not "Somalis"

ICE shot two Minnesotans dead for being anti-racist

I’m old enough to remember when McAfee was anti-virus

oh I'm so fuckin ready to get mad let's go

me trying to reach my goals

how 2 go to sleep and stay asleep

“average discworld resident escapes death 3 times a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average discworld resident escapes death 0 times per year. Wizzard Rincewind, who lives on the run & escapes over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

fair point

my baseball one is of course the 2001 World Series, I'm gonna be upset with Luis González until the day I die

I encourage everyone to read the quotes and replies here people are holding some incredible grudges

this is all donald trump’s fault

I'm crying 😭😭😭 It's just Lisa Salters arm sticking up

Knicks on a historic 13-game run undefeated streak Trump: hey you mind if I fuck that up

dammit dammit dammit after Jalen's great 3 too

look i really just think the knicks should come back and win this game

Me right before I lose at chess:

are the refs supposed to say “my main man wemby!” when calling a foul

hey ball folks why do they lose a timeout I only know some stuff

This is a place where every day you wake up, you could experience everything from a basketball player crashing into our old mayor to a person who's celebrating a new business that's opening

this was a bonkers way to eat a fry

I'm biased as hell obviously but some of the refereeing is feeling very "sweep is bad for business there's more money in more games"

Jose Alvarado takes out Mike Bloomberg

Furiously googling “how to stop an eight foot man from alley-ooping”

go back to your coffin

I love how people can breezily be like “so much that divides people” like it’s a brunch menu when the division is over whether people should be dead or not

spouse: why's it called Madison Square Garden when it's a circle

It's the combination of his sincere love of junk food with the fact that he looks like death whenever he eats it that makes him frighteningly relatable

Trump takes a long blink during the NBA Finals

there has been a lot of fouling in the first half, getting Draymond to comment is like expert testimony

TRUMP: Man, they booed you real hard there. How do you stand it? DOLAN: Uh