Almost certainly something with a high ABV from Victory Brewing, from the greatest hater city on earth, Philadelphia.

I kind of respect Lindsey for not letting medical advice get in the way of Meet The Press. He only went on there like, 80 times a year, gotta make sure people remember who you are.

The first dem 2028 hopeful to post the "I'm glad your dead" clip from Batman '89 will coast to the nomination and immediately have $1 billion in small donor donations on hand

These are the people we are supposed to believe will fight for democracy

Increasingly fringe far right zionists have come to the same conclusion as everyone else - Rahm Emanuel sucks - but for very different reasons

For most intents and purposes, Trump's brain froze in the '80s, and now that he's obviously sundowning it's going to become more apparent

There's nothing magic about someone who fairly recently worked as a bartender having a better instinct for understanding horrible men than congresspeople who haven't had a real job in decades

It's obviously not the worst in terms of his personal behavior but when it became clear that he was not actually a working class guy and came from substantial family money, i.e. his whole political identity was made up, it shouldn't have surprised anyone that more horrific lies were on the way

Maine has unusually specific election laws regarding who can replace a candidate this late in the cycle. It must be either Stephen King or the girl who played the backup goalie who made the winning save against the Iceland team in D2: The Mighty Ducks.

Mr. President sir your speech is far too important for a storm to disrupt. Defy the gods sir. You've got this.

One thing I'd never noticed before in Independence Day, amidst all the mindless jingoism, is that it pretty clearly depicts Judaism as the one true religion

A large sector of politically engaged zoomers were taught via the campus Palestine protests that nonviolent protest will be met with violent suppression in a largely bipartisan way. Older generations' penchant for violence has softened with time.

One understated aspect of classic Simpsons is that celebrity cameos were often just things like this, comedy legends who wanted to dick around for a bit, as opposed to people with carefully planned promotional appearances

Rs have been trying to make Mamdani the face of the party for like a year now. All that's happened is he's balanced the budget, made city life seem enjoyable, helped more progressive dems win, and charmed our senile president whenever they've gotten within 100 meters of each other

Maybe the reason DSA and associated groups are having so much luck with low-info voters is because they actually seem happy and eager to govern, and their opponents in both the center and the right act and sound like the most miserable people on earth

Anything to stop getting a thousand fucking DSCC emails a week from this ghoul

Nobody could have predicted this except for the average annoyed office worker with a minimal understanding of economics

Young people use AI because they'll do whatever they can to get around what they see as boring, pointless assignments. This is nothing new. That is a far cry from seeing widespread AI usage as good or aspirational, which is much more consistent with the older managerial class.

The reason Mamdani is doing well right now isn't really because of policy, which has been mixed. it's because he has successfully projected city life as a joyous and mutually beneficial thing if it's done right by someone who cares

It's fun that after a slew of scandals specific to moronic young men who spend too much time on reddit, Platner is now facing a sexting / infidelity scandal. Just a fun, standard issue scandal that the entire political class can get behind.

Joe Rogan is kind of like AI in the sense that people assume he must be popular with younger audiences since he has taken advantage of a novel medium, when the real base of support is amongst clueless older people

i think that babies should have to file tax returns under penalty of law. hear more on my daily video series And I Can’t Even! that costs $8,000 to produce per episode and that people have only ever seen by accident

It's pretty cool that Devil Wears Prada 2 is coming out at nearly the same time as Mortal Kombat 2. Two sequels about people trying to make it in the modern media landscape featuring strong, unapologetically career-driven women.

Putting Matthew Broderick in Election is one of the best casting moves of all time. He still had his boyish good looks and charisma and was a plausible idealistic teacher even as it quickly became clear he was a miserable, predatory asshole

In light of China's new android that can outrun humans, and no other reasons whatsoever, I will not be participating in the NYC marathon ever

Establishment dems still haven't forgiven Michigan for having a large Arabic community that they are convinced lost them the state despite no evidence

Good to see the guy from The OC finding common ground with the guy from I Think You Should Leave

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It is also a perfect melding of gen AI's well known flattering tendencies with American evangelicalism's insistence that Jesus is their best friend

Probably the best criticism of Space Jam came from Chuck Jones, who hated the movie with all his might and hated it specifically because Bugs would not recruit others to fight his battles

If kids don't get AI literacy now they'll be left behind in a workplace where none of their colleagues have tangible skills

I don’t think BlueSky is dying but I do think it‘s stagnant because there are only so many unpleasant terminally online politically hyper-engaged left of center aging millennials with personality disorders and a history of underachievement to draw from. We’re pretty much all here already.

My wife called me from the airport, says she feels like she's in an endless line going nowhere and trapped with a bunch of awful men. Yeah, then she told me about how bad the airport was!

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

its darkly funny that a radical accelerationist climate terrorist group set at increasing the costs of fossil fuel through targeted attacks would be doing a much smaller version of what the very pro-fossil fuel hard right president of the united states is doing

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The reason McCain was able to maintain popularity in AZ despite his "maverick" credentials being mostly a myth is that he actually did try to meet his constituents where they were at. Fetterman assumed he'd get automatic praise for going against dems for absolutely no reason. Or he's just dumb.

Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.

It's cool that national papers are not just uncritical war hawks in the traditional sense, they're also hawking unproven technology that can barely do spreadsheets

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There's been a lot of debate within the Democratic establishment about what rhetoric to use via ICE. Well, an incumbent doesn't lose by 48 percentage points very often—and her vote on collaborating with ICE was the defining issue here.

The US used to at least put on a show of pretending to care about women and girls in the middle east before committing atrocities there. Now they can barely pretend to even pretend to care.

The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace

Now I'm just a simple country graph reader but I think folks may prefer a strong response to fascism as opposed to mealy mouthed attempts to accommodate it

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"Justice is not a frivolous thing Simpson, it has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale" says so much about Skinner with so little, just a perfect grace note of a character-specific line. Of COURSE Skinner thinks one of the most innocuous kids' movies of all time is about disobedience.

Donald Trump is historically unpopular, even with his normally stable demographic of non college whites. But if he does literally everything different than he's always done in a single speech tonight, he might be able to turn it around.

A couple years ago when I told my admin that we should try to prioritize reading skills more across departments, they said "kids read a lot! Just in 140 characters at a time." It was one of the most jarringly out of touch things I've ever heard, for multiple reasons.

I've noticed some of my Christian students have *very* strong feelings about which of their youth group pastors use AI for their sermons. I don't miss much about youth group but I reckon that would have been a good bit of fun to pass the time.