I try not to go to the bathroom on a plane but whatevs

Preferred Forms of Contact (In Order): 1) Text 2) Courier Pigeon 3) Ghost 4) Email 5) BlueSky 6) Phone 7) Group Message 8) IG DM’s

Poboy has been through enough this week. Stay fresh

Dr. Oz got his medical degree from a fucking bog imp, didn't he? Just traded his magic beans for a degree and never looked at a fucking abacus again for the rest of his cursed, numerical fuckstumped life. Everyone in America has to lose about 390 lbs for this to work. Everyone.

A Novo Nordisk executive, Gordon Findlay, passing out during a presser about health, while RFK Jr Irish goodbye'd outta there, while a president who very much so had a stroke and is hiding it.... Veep could never.

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

Werner Herzog and it destroys me.

They use the money you give them to play the Crossword to pay Ross Douthat to launder conservative talking points to a Centrist audience. You can play the NYT Crossword for free here: www.seattletimes.com/games-nytime...

There is a woman on Tik Tok calling churches to see if they will provide help for a hungry baby and the Christian churches are not doing well. The Mosque asked two questions, what do you need and where are you?

"I'm not vaccinated for whatever he has" -RFK probably

If you ever get the opportunity to see the Compton Cowboys rodeo, fucking do it. Just a spectacular display of athleticism, culture, and community.

Sorry chat, can't pipe in on today's events. I'm too busy going down the "Does Jaylen Brown color in his balding head with hair spray" rabbit hole.

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

I don’t have any guilty pleasures. Except for The Morning Show: the guiltiest of all. God I do love this stupid fucking show.

Murphy's Law

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

Ding ding ding .

Was gonna say, “Ok, groomer,” but really just want to say fuck this guy forever.

Watching Stephen King’s The Long Walk and David Jonsson is enigmatic. Dude’s a star. If he ever decides to do a period piece, he’s coming for all the awards

Absolutely worth checking out Pablo Torre Finds Out episode about @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social. www.pablo.show/p/but-make-i...

Gonna be thinking for a very long time about the guy in the men’s room at the bar last night who bet $300,000 on the Jays to win, and was brandishing a bottle of Grey Goose during the 10th

VINDICATED (from 2022)

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

Every Freddie Freeman postgame interview…

After the players win a championship in any sport, they should do away with bringing out the owner. Some real plantation vibes about it

shut up mark Walter you evil bitch

Fuck you, Rob Manfred, you raggedy bitch.

If you see Vladi, hug him. I do NOT like seeing that man cry.

NIKE BEING SO MESSY LMAO

MVP in this series and our hearts. 💙

Without any sarcasm, the Blue Jays wholly deserved to win the series. They were the better team and the fact that it took 7 games and extra innings is indicative of that. An incredible team, led by incredible leadership. Blue Jays gained another fan. (Except you Varsho. It’s on sight)

Alejandro Kirk

JUST BECAUSE IT IS ALL SOULS NIGHT DOESN’T MEAN KERSHAW SHOULD BE WARMING UP

How amazing if both World Series teams stopped everything and agreed to be co-champions.

Can’t wait for Dave Roberts to finally throw in Clayton “Jackbutt” Kershaw.

11 innings. I hope you left out pineapple and watermelon for baseball Santa.

BABY BOOOOOOOOOY

KEN BURNS U AWAKE

How can you not be romantic about baseball? [DEROGATORY] [COMPLIMENTARY]

We’ll be mainlining this game for years

The 80s are back baaaaaaaaaaybeeeeeee

Baby’s First Heart Attack

Going to watch Uncut Gems to cool down after this I swear to fucking god