we gotta stop with the tiny microphones. get a full size mic like an ADULT. you look like you’re at tea with a mouse

I would be friends with a seagull if I was allowed. But Big Woke won’t let you know of days

Y’all hated me because I told the truth! Now they are saying it more and more

At a work thing listening to a guy explain killdozer to the guy running the seminar This is living

This came to me in the shower

This is every photo of newt and callista gingrich

Has a billionaire tried giving me $65? I won’t vote for their candidate but I’d probably thrift a cool jacket or something

I think its funny what that snowcat did

Call me a radical but I think social murder is probably still murder

I’m almost done making this piece of lace and I’m very proud 🧶

I made the otter a sibling

More movies should be like who framed Roger rabbit (extremely expensive, barely gets made for technical reasons, about a capitalist conspiracy against trolleys)

On my Who Framed Roger Rabbit bullshit (getting flattened by a steamroller, surviving because I’m a toon and finally melting after I’m doused in a mysterious chemical known as the Dip)

it was a generational mistake to have moved away from microfiche

Did you know that nothing that happens on the internet is real? There’s no way for consequences to happen because of posting. There’s just no mechanism for that

The youngs have no idea. Thwonk! (Don’t tell them)

Girls should be allowed one outdated weapon of siege warfare, as a treat

The “economy” is a Protestant deity and it holds no sway with me

I love it when we legalize small and medium improvements to society. This feels so much better than when things get worse

Y’all ever think about how they destroyed a perfectly good Wile E Coyote movie for no reason

Cringe should only be legal for people 23 years and younger. After that,? Good luck sicko

Unfortunately, if you made a ghillie suit about 10% more fashionable, I would wear the hell out of it

Finishing a post and hitting send, shooting it down a complicated system of pneumatic tubes

Still thinking about how the BBC brought on a guy named Roberto Lasagna to talk about the death of Silvio Berlusconi

I should be allowed to build a trebuchet in my local public park and I should be allowed to fire old Jack-o-lanterns and watch them smash

I’m returning to this and saying LET HIM COOK!

Guys, I’m starting to worry that I’m not in fact built different.

I just saw a Ron Paul for president 2008 sticker on a lamppost in PA

If you talk to me about AI you have to buy me a new hammer

The problem with society is that it’s all trolley problems but no trolleys. Bring back the trolley.

You ever heard a 60+ yr old motivational speaker from south Brooklyn learn about the killdozer? I feel lucky to witness it

Computers should never be smarter than the people who operate them and I am VERY dumb

The world is full of intelligences we don’t understand that are a capable of love. The evil sand is not needed to feel awe

Bog fosse Is that anything

It’s important to store your undying rage in a little pit next to your stomach. that way you know where to find it later.

The sandwich man is trying to reverse this trend, and for that I am grateful

Man made horrors available for all reading comprehension levels

Hell, individual big international unions could also do this. Give out grants to working class journalists, fund reporting trips, pay for things like records requests and training—it would be such a good investment. We used to have a widespread, well-funded labor press. We badly need one now.

(explaining an american car to a european) yeah so imagine if you were sitting in the back seat while driving,

Y’all hated me because I told the truth! Now they are saying it more and more

The AFL-CIO should start throwing some money towards labor journalism. If it was done right (i.e. with them accepting that journalists must have full editorial control over what’s published, whether or not union leaders like what they have to say) it could really have such a hugely positive impact

Having been in a Gristedes I can confirm that this is 100% true nypost.com/2025/11/05/b...

Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani has released a resume portal via his transition site, offering jobs for people of all skill levels “to help build an administration of public servants that will drive down costs and keep all New Yorkers safe.” www.transition2025.com/apply

If he believes his job is to protect Israel has he considered quitting so New York can have a senator who believes their job is to protect New York?

the longer we soldier on without the bund’s ’wherever we live is our homeland’ the more obvious the need for it becomes!

Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.

A bunch of people WNYC talked to credited their kids for influencing how they voted. It’s a detail that touched me

This part is actually wild and makes me most excited