Got to draw the cover for ‘Something To Live For’ by Katie Cunningham 🩸

When you've defeated the cone they put you in the Hannibal Lector

The @gnostichippie.bsky.social classic, unfortunately no longer available on Twitter.

we had nothing to lose but our chains and whips

RAPIDAN: We “no longer assume a near-term return to freedom of navigation through the Strait of Hormuz. Instead, we expect ongoing military risks to constrain vessel transits .. well into next year ..” 👀

Is this good

Private equity guys should have to wear sashes to identify themselves And all the sashes should read “soulless weiner” And we should be able to kick them all in the shins once per day

we HAVE to break this monstrously destructive business of private equity leveraged buyouts

I love hanging out with internet friends, I love hanging out with union organizers, I am very excited for a week of union summer camp!

Good enough for folk music, as they say.

Here's my placeholder verse when I forget one while performing: Oh the something something something that the someone something something They something'd on our somethings and labor something something The someone and the something and the chord i hate to play For the union makes us strong

One day we’ll learn the verses to Solidarity Forever but today is not that day

Clausewitz. Yeah. Of course. You can see it right in On War. If you're the superpower, you just win! Stab yourself repeatedly in the face in a confused war with no clear political end-state? It doesn't matter! Nothing matters!

What if bee palmer is my next profession 🐝

They should make a very caffeinated Arnold Palmer

saw a cold brew keg next to a twisted tea keg earlier and mentally invented the dark inversion of the arnold palmer. i call it the dechambeau

One way in which our society has dramatically worsened is it was, not too long ago, much easier to find some boy to pay as a page for some simple task you need done. There was simply no need for the gig economy when you could find a boy.

New City Mascot

if, instead of organizing around rallies or campaigns, if the democrats ever wholeheartedly re-embraced the labor movement specifically and formal organizing like this around housing and similar material aspects of american life, my god just imagine

Just like this. Refuse to comply. Our organizations are made of us. If we don't participate when they choose hate? They adjust or they are replaced.

It will never stop feeling weird to see previously kind of normal organizations turn into the Association for Scowling at Black Women in Particular While Ogling Everyone’s Genitals

You either die a hero, or live long enough to become Pagliacci

Appreciate Spain and Argentina paying tribute to the New York Jets by doing absolutely nothing on a Sunday afternoon in the meadowlands.

A bunch of Spanish guys won a title in MetLife before the Jets

Fun fact: While Jews made up less than 1% of the population of Argentina, they comprised up to 12% of those disappeared during the Dirty War, due to the antisemitism of the right-wing junta and the association of Jews with leftism. More Jews were killed in the Argentine Dirty War than on 10/7/2023.

as an enemy of MetLife it was nice to see them suffer the indignity of having their stadium host the World Cup final but be called “New York/New Jersey Stadium” the entire time

Look at this Tuxedo Mask my-work-here-is-done motherfucker. Absolute clown shoes. Utter tarantula jizz. Just standing there like he was photoshopped into a Marvel movie poster or something.

Just remembered that a couple of years ago when I moved into my current home, I was taking out the rubbish and my neighbour introduced himself by saying “the bins aren’t what they used to be”, and then walked back into his house without explaining it any further

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Wait so the peace prize organization also does soccer? How random is that

Let your washers be your waiters at the table of success

Vanquished by the baby you washed is some Athena bullshit

Hockey is the only sport where this is honorable behavior. In any other sport it’s chickenshit

This is a lesson that you have to be careful which babies you wash, because you never know who will best you

Not quite up to Knicks vibes but the Spain fans near me are trying and I respect that

I take it back, everyone regardless of nation is enjoying the Knicks vibes at the bar I’m at. No Argentina fans in sight. Rips to them

Feeding corner kicks to Messi like shelter cats to coyotes

In the end, Argentina is gonna somehow win this and it’s gonna be the opposite of the Knicks win in terms of vibes

I think it’s funny that most of the cool things that happen in a soccer match don’t count

There’s a delay on the bar’s stream and you can hear shouts from somewhere else giving us a 30 second preview of any goals

I take it back, everyone regardless of nation is enjoying the Knicks vibes at the bar I’m at. No Argentina fans in sight. Rips to them

In the end, Argentina is gonna somehow win this and it’s gonna be the opposite of the Knicks win in terms of vibes

If this games goes to pens I’m walking into the ocean instead of watching

garage sale

I think it’s funny that most of the cool things that happen in a soccer match don’t count

Having to watch the world cup final with Trump is probably a fitting punishment for whoever it's happening to

I resent this. the Jets aren’t boring. they are ass in ways that are bizarre, inventive, baffling, and endlessly hilarious

This game was always going to be trash because of stadium. The raw ass energy of the New York Jets haunts the place and is too powerful for even these elite athletes to overcome.

Keep seeing the silhouette of the drone camera hovering over the pitch and feeling like it portends something ominous